What I Didn't Do At My Birthday | Maronzio Vance | Stand-up Comedy 

whoever told you to be original certainly didn't know you had all this in you. LOL

"That horse is underage" okay I'm done XD

So original and so funny. awesome delivery. and that smirk he did when he said the horse was underaged. he knew it was perfect timing

That ending though hahaha

This dude's good.

As a centaur I found this hilarious!

Fck can't believe they didn't laugh at the centaur line hahahaha pissed myself

One of the best ones in a while

Thanks for not showing those annoying interns this time. For this you get a like

He's always been hilarious! Can't understand why he's never really got national attention.

I love the way he just walks the fuck off the stage after the last joke.

Style is very different than everybody else. His delivery is on point and I love the monotonous way he walks you thru as he intentionally blurred the line between reality and unreal Fantasy. Very good performance indeed!!

''I can't even drive a Mustang'' LOL, awesome bit

So original and funny!! Keep the hits coming Laugh Factory! 👍👍👍

This was hilarious, I loved how the hole just kept getting dug deeper and deeper.

I choked on my food watching this

His timing is impeccable

centaur should have hit harder, but the crowd was a little tapped out ;)

OMG I never thought something like this would make me laugh so much, It's not about what you say but how you say it and time delivery

"like and subscribe for the horse lover" hahaha

3rd time watching this. HILARIOUS!

he is a genius, so calm while telling the joke thats the best part its his signature

More Maronzio!!!

His humor is really really smart! Why am I just discovering this comic? He should be everywhere... a household name

An example of me overthinking things

Just go to jail until we figure this shit out... XD

This guy is a blaaaaast, epic content epic delivery and most original ending ever!!

Maronzio! I love your work and I'm still rooting for you! I hope you get a show!

what a fucking genius

I first, and recently, saw Maronzio and on reruns of Byron Allen's Comics Unleased. I You Tube the comic guests to get up to speed on the many younger and seasoned comics. Now I know of Maronzio. That is why I gladly ended up here. His story of going to jail had me laughing and it reminded me of Richard Pryor's story of being in jail. This young man is everyone of us, in his story telling, and he is very good.

Wtf did he smoke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

very very good thank you, that was funny! the end of the story was lost on the crowd i think but i think we all got it, very funny x) and thank you laugh factory for not having some annoying person at the end of the clip yappin something unfunny and uninteresting that will piss me off so fast i forget to hit the like/dislike

That was actually one of the best ones I've seen in a long time on here! Well done!

this guy... cant drive no mustang jajaja

"I can't even drive a mustang"😆😆😆😆... I think maybe some people on the audience didn't get the centaur joke (half man, half horse).

For some reason i was almost laughing even before his delivery! Some people just naturally give off funny vibes!

This was real good

WTF! Lol! That didn't go anywhere I thought it was going to go.

Tell Steve we need more of this dude.

can't drive a mustang lmao

HAHA... I lost it when he said the underage horse part... WHAT THE FUCK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA>>> This guy RUles for real.

Never in my life did I expect to hear a Maury centaur joke 😂😂😂

The merry go round and driving a mustang killed me

Great cadence in the delivery. Last joke was just as great, but felt like he gave up on it a bit into it...

He always has me dying.

"Killers and gangsters and drug dealers and my cousin" aaaaaAAAAAAAA 🤣🤣

Song at the end? Head bobber right there.

Killed it

I fucking love the way he ended that, just waves and gets off the stage

HAHAH! what a kook!! I love it.

That was an amazing bit

haahahahahahahahah this dude is super funny !!! He is going places for sure. I want to see him blow up :)))

Its rare to see good content from laugh factory and this is one of those rare occasions.

This guy always good

Every single bit was hilarious.

Oh shit I was rolling

And then just left 😂😂😂😂

liked very much. great bit.. oops,bit..horse..That was unintentional.. hee hee

We was just horsing around

lmfao this guy's a legend already

And raced on the weekends 😂

greatest bit I have ever seen

LMAO HE'S THE BEST

Oh why y’all do that to him at the end 😭😂

I loved being a teenager and thinking all the really fucked up stories and kids shows were all made by people fucked out of their mind (adventure time anyone? They have a characte named LSP ffs). . . Then you get older and realize thatits actually just sober people who spend their spare time WAAAAAY more efficiently than me lol

Wow! LOL!! That was goofy... and weird... and Hilarious!!

One of my top favorite comedians!

fantastic bit!

This is true dry comedy. Funny jokes with a flat delivery. This dude is like Chris Rock but on Adderall.

I do drugs, but my imagination has kept me from a bunch of shit! Lol! I at least hope I couldn't sleep with a fuckin horse!

😂😂😂 Puffy is Poison!!!! Love him

he's twisted but funny more from him please

i just laughed out so hard that felt so good to laugh out

Crazy wit it!

I laughed so fucking hard Sheesh I knee he was funny from Lopez but damn lol

This is so fucking weirddd hahaha...keep this fool away from ponies 😅🤣

Who plays the intrumentals at the very end? I love the guitar and the beat. Someone please help me!!

Is he equating horse racing with stripping? Funny As Fuck.

How did I only find thus guy on tik tok, but Kevin heart is all over my tv?

Definitely wordplay with horse and whores, I am not sure

Funniest shit I've heard I along long while! Well done that man

it's funny and really origanel. coming out of left field.

Yoooo 😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He got white guilt laughs hacky mchackerson

Kevin heart sound like him just more energetic 😮

😂 😂 😂 😂

You get several gold stars for this shit ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐👍

A1.GOLD

Should have been a dude dressed up as a centaur that barged into the room like "DAD!?".

My question is wtf did his cousin do to go to prison?

lol he has thought about this a lil too much .. nioce

How did I just find out about this guy?

Awesome set

Fucking Awesome 👌🏾.

Damn, I haven't heard from this guy since his "Puffy is Poison" thing

Now, this is different. And good. Gotta check out more of Maronzio.

" I cant even ride a Mustang: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Bro I hope this guy makes it

I cant even ride a mustang XD

This guy needs a special!