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What If Mark Was The Devil? 

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@pickles7691
@pickles7691 11 месяцев назад
the amplified “pig” from wade as the first thing he said in this clip made me giggle
@Littleeblue2010
@Littleeblue2010 11 месяцев назад
3:00 “Ashley on the cob” I ALMOST DIED THAT WAS SO FUNNY
@godlyhax4172
@godlyhax4172 9 месяцев назад
Gave a wild image
@bethaneh5318
@bethaneh5318 7 месяцев назад
Serious question: what part of human would be considered the “cob”? The bones? 🤔
@biggestsigh
@biggestsigh 11 месяцев назад
I love how Bob is like "whose argument is better" when his argument was literally just "I just think it's morally wrong" and did not go any further while Mark had a whole musical number and everything 😂
@coffeejellyash
@coffeejellyash 11 месяцев назад
I love how that entire episode was Bob and Wade repeating all of Mark's recent topics purely out of spite for the Escape Room episode lmao
@whiterabbit7315
@whiterabbit7315 11 месяцев назад
'What's your argument Mark?' Mark: *Starts singing*
@etienneleroi9515
@etienneleroi9515 11 месяцев назад
That’s hard for me to believe. Mark really never seems to have ulterior motives. And Wade acts too much the fool to be evil. I’m this trio, Bob is clearly the most akin to Satan
@NoobSharkey
@NoobSharkey 11 месяцев назад
But thats impossible, Bobs the nice one
@DanaToony
@DanaToony 9 месяцев назад
Mark only does things to see if he could push himself furthe beyond. Not because he's a masochist... AHAHA
@_lil_lil
@_lil_lil 11 месяцев назад
Doesn't matter that I've already listened to the episode, "Ashley on the cob" will never not make me laugh.
@musicmonk9338
@musicmonk9338 11 месяцев назад
Mark is the dumbest and smartest person alive. Mark is the most devilish and kind person alive. MARK IS EVERYTHING
@chimeratheo1855
@chimeratheo1855 11 месяцев назад
I AM ALL OF ME
@jasminahaverinen5759
@jasminahaverinen5759 11 месяцев назад
Literally amazes me how someone so smart can be so dumb😭 and how can someone so sweet have such devious mind
@bi.fruitsalad
@bi.fruitsalad 11 месяцев назад
Precisely. That’s why we love mark 😂
@Zeracan
@Zeracan 11 месяцев назад
...because ADHD meds are legal crack/meth... and those things supposedly kill. So Mark must be the devil.
@ursidae97
@ursidae97 11 месяцев назад
Wade is literally also on this show
@Kyla8132
@Kyla8132 11 месяцев назад
The musical number always sells the point 👌
@MrReich1918
@MrReich1918 11 месяцев назад
Mark's channeling his inner Dark Eldar with this one.
@blackxgun
@blackxgun 11 месяцев назад
I am mesmerized by how clean Bob's glasses are
@kedrikkrim
@kedrikkrim 11 месяцев назад
lets make an argument: given the event that the superior aliens want to dine on humans, and we have some say in this, lets assume that if we resist, the aliens will simply obliterate us all, or will incarcerate the entire population. Whereas, if we try to strike a deal, we can save human existence by collaborating with a "no end" policy. In this, we nogotiate that the killing of the human race not exceed our ability to replinish our population, giving a long term food source to the aliens AND possibly buying humanity time to eventually fight back and overpower our new found overlords. The certain end of our species, or possibly time to fight back.
@pipedream2556
@pipedream2556 11 месяцев назад
I swear that's the premise of an arc on Torchwood 😂
@pat1509
@pat1509 11 месяцев назад
Let's throw the dumb ones at them first.
@ImInYourBasement0
@ImInYourBasement0 11 месяцев назад
This is the best version of "be our guest" and no one can change my mind.
@Zeracan
@Zeracan 11 месяцев назад
Mark says "Devour" Wade has to say devour... FUCKING SPIDERS
@JayneTheory
@JayneTheory 11 месяцев назад
Ashley on the Cobb 😂
@LonelyOcean
@LonelyOcean 11 месяцев назад
Ashley on The Cob 😂😂😂😂
@CLC-1000
@CLC-1000 11 месяцев назад
This is very relevant to Mark and his channel sometimes. 👍 Also lol at potato quality cam. 😂
@HexterXD
@HexterXD 11 месяцев назад
Im totally gonna animate this in a trial setting. This is fantastic
@camerondalton1495
@camerondalton1495 11 месяцев назад
Please do!!!
@kakarikokage2514
@kakarikokage2514 11 месяцев назад
Missed the opportunity to use the overpopulation angle. Same reason hunters hunt is the same reason aliens would eat humans. Maintaining a healthy population.
@Niko_lai-78
@Niko_lai-78 11 месяцев назад
Not to mention like, who are we to judge aliens for eating us when we humans eat animals all the time? And it's inhuman for people to eat each other but it's not in-alien to eat the local wildlife. Hell, if we went to space and landed on a new planet we would probably do the same and eat the local wildlife to survive. It's just nature.
@AbrasiveSpongebob
@AbrasiveSpongebob 11 месяцев назад
Wait... he isnt?! Then who the heck did I sell my soul too?
@twk4977
@twk4977 2 месяца назад
Mark's song went from 'Be Our Guest' to 'Mumbo No.5' back to 'Be Our Guest' 💀
@ACPtheAudioPhile
@ACPtheAudioPhile 11 месяцев назад
I'm going to listen to this one right now just because of the song!
@TheVaporeonrules234
@TheVaporeonrules234 11 месяцев назад
I agree with the dog thing. As a woman, I'd rather have a loyal dependable guardian that only lives for ten years, then a screaming pooping insanely expensive tumor that I have to turn into a person.
@ursidae97
@ursidae97 11 месяцев назад
And we get to spoil dogs
@evangeloevoxi
@evangeloevoxi 11 месяцев назад
@@ursidae97 you can spoil kids too but if they turn out wrong then that's uhhhh that's on you as the parent lol
@evangeloevoxi
@evangeloevoxi 11 месяцев назад
I have kids and dogs, and let me just say the 90 lbs, 7 month old puppies are easier for me to handle than my little kids lol 😂😅
@Misshowzat
@Misshowzat 11 месяцев назад
I think he's sorely underestimating the devil 😅
@Jai_545
@Jai_545 11 месяцев назад
Im sorry but the people-as-food song got me- 🤣
@BetleyIsland36
@BetleyIsland36 11 месяцев назад
That be our guest though😂😂😂😂
@mzdrizzle
@mzdrizzle 11 месяцев назад
Aliens: Consider how we treat species less “evolved” than we are. Of course they’d treat us like cattle. 🤷🏻‍♀️
@TheBumblingBea
@TheBumblingBea Месяц назад
See I would’ve gone with the typical nihilistic ‘humanity destroys everything we touch anyway so we might as well all get eaten’ argument, kudos to Mark for being creative with his answer 🤣🤣
@zeratullotus2790
@zeratullotus2790 4 месяца назад
🎼while on Gary you are chewin’ in the kitchen Stew is stewing! 😂
@Darkify0
@Darkify0 2 месяца назад
to the title, nothing would change at all. I don’t think so. Maybe more chaotic online posts from mark.
@GizzString4ever
@GizzString4ever 11 месяцев назад
This was hella funny
@elizabethlovett4318
@elizabethlovett4318 11 месяцев назад
I have heard an account on one of the Donnor Party survivors which claimed the man choose to eat human over whatever animal was available simply because he thought humans tasted better to him 🤨 Other points Mark could have added to his argument: 1. The consumption of humans is humanely done - no slow death or mutilation before being eaten and so on like a certain girl on the internet did who I will not name because her material is VERY hard to watch and I grew up on horror even hardcore gore horror so I'm not easily grossed out - I know it's different when I know the horror films are fake but it's the closest I can manage from personal experience. Not sure if she's still on the internet or not anymore. 2. Humans are the most destructive animal on the planet - we're responsible for quite a few animals going extinct or no longer being in a region due to over hunting or deforestation. We're also the cause of climate change and pollution. 3. Humans are the only animal that hunts other animals for sport.
@DS-dc9zh
@DS-dc9zh 11 месяцев назад
The first two points are valid, but you are incorrect to say that we are the only species to hunt animals for sport. Other animals can absolutely hunt for pleasure rather than necessity- for example, cats are notorious for being surplus killers. Have to edit real quick because i sounded way too serious lol
@TGG104
@TGG104 11 месяцев назад
@@DS-dc9zh Orcas too! There have been many cases where Orcas will actively bully a seal, only to watch its mutilated corpse once it's no longer alive.
@boopdoop2251
@boopdoop2251 11 месяцев назад
We aren’t animals. It’s why we can think and reason and have a conscience, unlike animals. We were created in God’s image, and that’s been corrupted by sin. Animals don’t regret it when they kill each other, steal from one other, etc. but most humans regret the evil they do or feel guilty about it.
@DS-dc9zh
@DS-dc9zh 11 месяцев назад
@@boopdoop2251 …we are animals
@_DMNO_
@_DMNO_ 11 месяцев назад
​@@boopdoop2251 I'm a Christian as well, but I don't disagree that we are animals. I respect and understand your opinion though. You're definitely right that we were blessed with higher intelligence and moral skills than other animals. That is a very clear distinction. I just personally don't think of "animals" as any derogatory term, so I consider us all animals and God's creations.
@haveawonderfulday661
@haveawonderfulday661 11 месяцев назад
1:50 that is exactly what most humans do to "inferior" animals. pretty hypocritical
@kodomoshawn6729
@kodomoshawn6729 11 месяцев назад
We all get eaten eventually. Everything is food for something else. Even us. When I die I want to be buried without a coffin or embalming so it's easier for the bugs and worms to do their jobs. Animals eat other animals and even people on occasion. Plants eat dead animals and people, people and animals eat plants, that's how it goes. People only feel superior because it's harder for animals to kill and eat us nowadays, but that doesn't change the fact that at the end of the day, we're just meat, the same as any other animal. You can't escape being digested. It's the inevitable end of all things, life eats itself to continue living.
@Noofduck
@Noofduck Месяц назад
mmm love steak
@TheKillerqueen40
@TheKillerqueen40 11 месяцев назад
The "potato cam" edit got me good 😂😂😂
@isaacamis7878
@isaacamis7878 8 месяцев назад
Ahh, entrapment the episode.
@tinca66
@tinca66 11 месяцев назад
You guys are just gold! 😂
@Pinonyan
@Pinonyan Месяц назад
Dude, The watchers have been getting better treatment, I'M LEAVING THE LISTENERS CAMP! Hello glorious Visual podcast 😂
@michaeloverton04
@michaeloverton04 11 месяцев назад
Mark is both the angel and devil on people's shoulders, simultaneously.
@shitcoyote
@shitcoyote 11 месяцев назад
LMAOOO NOT ASHLEY ON THE COB
@commanderfoxxv7433
@commanderfoxxv7433 11 месяцев назад
“Your Honor, if you are what you eat, then my clients are innocent men.”
@emilycloud664
@emilycloud664 11 месяцев назад
comfort people
@NoRegretsHomestuck
@NoRegretsHomestuck 10 месяцев назад
Watching this again after that spaghetti Rick And Morty episode hits different
@ItzFmod
@ItzFmod 11 месяцев назад
I thought Mark would have brought up death row inmates
@zid9611
@zid9611 11 месяцев назад
I could see devil Mark yelling punish me! I'm not a masochist! It for work!
@jakmanseven310
@jakmanseven310 11 месяцев назад
Eating people is a long human tradition
@trAshWinter
@trAshWinter 11 месяцев назад
As someone named Ashley, im scared of being on a cob now 💀💀💀
@Heavenewen
@Heavenewen 11 месяцев назад
Mark you got to play Lies of P! You wont regret it
@reylo7715
@reylo7715 11 месяцев назад
I absolutely loved that episode. They totally turned on Mark😎
@chrissypendergrass9613
@chrissypendergrass9613 11 месяцев назад
I gotta be honest "they're delicious" is the main reason I eat cows and chickens
@nerdvillegamer1331
@nerdvillegamer1331 11 месяцев назад
my horrible brain all went, well, human cattle and population control! DX
@larvyxt0787
@larvyxt0787 3 месяца назад
Human tastes like prime veal...
@markmark-ki5pb
@markmark-ki5pb 11 месяцев назад
Hey mark and Bob and wade on this video of 3:02-3:29 it is🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Butyourdadjustcallsmekatya
@Butyourdadjustcallsmekatya 10 месяцев назад
As an Ashlee I am down for this 🤣🤣
@fuzzyzombielove
@fuzzyzombielove 9 месяцев назад
Maybe in their culture it's a compliment.
@Lita1
@Lita1 11 месяцев назад
LOL funny Distractible Podcast I liked this Video Clip yes!!!!👍😅
@limehazard
@limehazard 11 месяцев назад
Mmm... Ashley on the cob... mmm...
@achu3p
@achu3p 11 месяцев назад
DEVOUR
@karkatshipper8383
@karkatshipper8383 11 месяцев назад
2:35 oh yes mark you're so right just look at the donner party........ Forlorn Hope for sure Hope dissapears when eating people comes into play.
@SUCHMISH
@SUCHMISH 11 месяцев назад
No... Saying "Mark made me do it" doesn't have the same ring to it
@dreammaster495
@dreammaster495 11 месяцев назад
PIG
@TheonlyHouseCat
@TheonlyHouseCat 8 дней назад
well its very easy to argue why it wuld be moraly acceptable, as humans eat cows, pigs etc. which we consider ourselves superior to intellegence wise, so humans has no moral highground about arguing against them eating us, we can defend ourselves of course, but it would be no different than a human eating a steak
@anythingyoucando1546
@anythingyoucando1546 11 месяцев назад
New way of prison sentence?
@sparktaylor8489
@sparktaylor8489 11 месяцев назад
I hope the next clip uploaded is Wade shooting god at the airport
@Follyfullidiot
@Follyfullidiot 10 месяцев назад
Well obviously it i morally correct for why wouldn't they consume nutritional value? Why would we consume cow? Or pig? Or deer? It is not about correctness it is about the way the world works
@darkumineru1681
@darkumineru1681 11 месяцев назад
mark will have maybe won me over if he turned it into a transaction where say we let them eat the prisoners that have no parole while having a life sentence and in return we get a hole lot of cool stuff and increasing the quality of life maybe cure the most harsh medical issues like cancer covid the week it happened and robotic limbs that where cheap and fantastic then honestly it can be seen has a not super high amount of bad of a thing? if i had the choice in front of me honestly i will have said yes to it if that makes future deals even more crazy i dont know and will have to think maybe any murderer that had 20+ years without parole/fully proven even after say 5-10 years in prison and like 50+ of age maybe thats room to debate has well? it all depends if they are truly dangerous to us and or truly able to help in massive and universal ways to make it so everyone ells has a fantastic life without hunger and medical issues and feel safe still not sure what choice i will have made tho but maybe this will be a debate in the future i have no idea (and will most likely not live to see this kind of debate)
@noodsdood6977
@noodsdood6977 11 месяцев назад
you mean to tell me he isn't??????
@RedPandaDragon
@RedPandaDragon 11 месяцев назад
Long pig, nomnomnom. 🤣 🤢
@missyummy1040
@missyummy1040 11 месяцев назад
BTW my answer would be because we eat other animals because we think we're superior to them and they don't have high enough intelligence to be consider like us, Aliens would just see us as we see cows and burgers, I think it's pretty arrogant of us to think we are not food to others
@MonsieurMoai
@MonsieurMoai Месяц назад
I propose that, to start, it isn’t cannibalism because the aliens would be a different species than humans, and secondly, humans eat inferior life forms such as chicken and pig and cow, so why should the aliens not eat inferior life forms?
@tarajanegrzyboski3942
@tarajanegrzyboski3942 11 месяцев назад
@danajaveed8107
@danajaveed8107 11 месяцев назад
"if"?
@RonaldBendle
@RonaldBendle 11 месяцев назад
Please play mario party with your friends
@DarkPlague20
@DarkPlague20 11 месяцев назад
what do you mean, IF?
@treannec
@treannec 11 месяцев назад
Ooooo
@corig7985
@corig7985 11 месяцев назад
MCC
@kodered59
@kodered59 11 месяцев назад
I have a sneaking suspicion Mark can't win this game, much like when there were two hosts last time.
@luxintelligentia4632
@luxintelligentia4632 11 месяцев назад
Nah, hes too lame for that.
@tommyfoley414
@tommyfoley414 11 месяцев назад
First
@Jade_1872
@Jade_1872 3 месяца назад
I was expecting “well alien morals may be different to them we may be like cows, chicken, or beef. We do taste like pork after all!” But no. We got Be our Guest and that was 100 times better
@thamertanner5448
@thamertanner5448 11 месяцев назад
God I was not expecting nor prepared for Mark to break out a eat humans version of Be Our Guest from Beauty and The Beast. That was amazing!
@markiplierfromwalmart
@markiplierfromwalmart 11 месяцев назад
this title has me concerned 😂
@Bjork_Gumphly_
@Bjork_Gumphly_ 11 месяцев назад
Come on, Mark, think dark eldar. "Terror is my meat, and suffering is my wine. And they are plentiful indeed."
@Goldenbane
@Goldenbane 11 месяцев назад
Notice dang Mark didn't include HIMSELF in that Alien eating people song!! But he'll sacrifice poor, sweet, innocent, naïve, Bob!
@500werewolf
@500werewolf 11 месяцев назад
Poor Ashley! XD
@revmaillet
@revmaillet 11 месяцев назад
nom nom long pork
@michaelkata2342
@michaelkata2342 11 месяцев назад
Not sure why Bob didn't just say Mark is the best at everything and we pale in comparison, which would force Mark to devil's advocate himself.
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