Cerebro Ongoing: you'll never draw this card if your deck consists of only 2 or 3 power cards Jubilee On Reveal: play a card with the lowest power from your deck to this location Rocket Raccoon On Reveal: your opponent plays on other locations or doesn't play a card at all
I wish you actually showed what the cards do above or below the humorous interpretation. I don't know or remember all of the card effects, nor do I know or remember all the contexts behind them. Sometimes explaining the joke makes it unfunny, but I don't think this is the case.