What If The Worst Relic Became The Best?! 

May be always be as slayglin as your sloglin' smegma

What about "Spigiln Spoglin"

it also heals on a per hit basis instead of a per attack basis,which is why it doesn't heal when fiend fire doesn't exhaust anything

Modder here to say essentially this, but explain the reason behind it. So there's a few different "damage sources" in STS, one of those is "attack damage" (think strike) and one of those is "non-attack damage" (think charon's ashes, or Juggernaut) HOWEVER, typically, effects like Charon's ashes don't count as *your* damage, just damage that happens to be dealt to an enemy, and effects like Juggernaut are counted as "non-attack damage" and therefore don't proc things like thorns, despite it being coded that the player is the damage's source. Additionally, the gumball is coded to test for the damage's *source* rather than whether an attack was played (I am 99% confident, despite not being this mod's coder). It also seems to have glossed over whether the damage is considered "attack damage". This means that effects like Brutality, which do damage to you, but consider you the source of the damage both heals and hurts you. Why it doesn't kill in the instance of having 1hp remaining is likely because of the "action resolve" system, telling the game to resolve the relic's heal before the power's damage "effect chain" is resolved, in the code, there are two different ways to add effects, one being "AddToTop" and one being "AddToBottom", I believe the error is that it was added to the top so it resolves first, but it may also be that it tries to resolve the entire chain before determining if the character dies. (this could be hard coded in base game to account for relics like Lizard Tail and Tungsten Rod) Going even further, I believe the modder may have decided to check for the damage's source rather than if an attack type card was played because they wanted the relic to heal you for as many enemies as you hit in the case of aoe, and just didn't realize the consequences of that. (For perspective, to try and code it to heal you properly without cutting that corner, you'd probably have to check for the number of actors in the fight, if the card is aoe, if the card is multihit, and then determine how many of said enemies lost HP once the card's effect chain resolved, and once more to make sure that the enemies that lost HP lost HP due to an attack damage source and not an anonymous source. It doesn't sound like a very simple or fun problem to work through, in their defense.) This is essentially also the difference between The Guardian's "Bronze Scales" effect and the thorns buff. Since it's the only character in its fight, I've not seen it tested, but I would bet if you added other characters to the fight with the Guardian and targeted a different enemy with said attack, you would still be dealt damage equal to The Guardian's Bronze Scales. Sorry for Essaying, it just popped up in the video (Yeah I'm months late RIP) and I'm confident I know the reason behind the wonky mechanic, so I wanted to share because I figure some people might appreciate the information :D

@@elizabethcabbage9817Thank you!

@@elizabethcabbage9817 " I figure some people might appreciate the information :D" It was. ^_^

@@elizabethcabbage9817 "the modder may have decided to check for the damage's source rather than if an attack type card was played because they wanted the relic to heal you for as many enemies as you hit in the case of aoe, and just didn't realize the consequences of that." The worst part is that it says "Whenever you *play* an attack, gain 1 health" which would mean doing that is entirely unnecessary lol

I was laughing so hard when he got the 999 gold event

Agreed x Peglin Poglin + ratio

Frost chooses cards, chat chooses relics and event options XD

Cool

Yeah, I think all the "Mysterious Evolutions" of Boss Relics are pretty strong for that reason. Not sure if they're well balanced, but I'm pretty sure that's the thought process, especially since you normally you have to take the first one without any guarantee that you'll see the 2nd. Much stronger in boss swap cases like this, though.

How’s it going?

@@perryflanagani’m doing pretty good just playing some elden ring how’s it going for you

Not much Getting my vaccine today