What if you got Locked in a Hypermarket for the Rest of your Life? 

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SCP-3008: Realistic Edition

Statue: *falls outside* Arnold: *pulls the door* Door: "nope"

*If* he didn't lose his finger, then: 1. He loses his finger off-screen 2. He survived

Why there Is Greta Thumberg in the Beck Ground‽ 😂 (0:00)

2:10 *wild toiletpaper has appeared* 2:14 *wild toiletpaper has fled*

1:16 The pears teleport to a realm that we cannot fathom

0:00 Pause it and look for Thor's hammer

Arnold: Stuck in 50 years in mart Expiration date: Am I joke to you?

I died when the beep sound came from his *bum*

Plot Twist: Arnold Didn't Lose His Finger.

0:16 Luke, I am your mother 😂🤣

00:17 LUKE I AM YOUR MOTHER ME: WOW REALLY?!?!

Me who's been in walmart for 70+ years still trying to find my mum: *First Time?*

2:01 toilet paper sighting 2:02 disappears WHAT IS THIS DARK SOURCERY

Me: sleep Also me: yay im 1 day older than before Arnold: sleep Also arnold: *become 50 years old*

Random fact: If you remove all the empty space from the atoms that make up every human on earth, the entire world's population can fit in an apple.

You just RUINED my childhood dream 😭😭😭

Arnold: *didn’t lose a finger* Every human in existence: wait that’s illegal Edit:oh wow thanks for 900 likes

2:09 I like IT HOW FAST HE GOES BACK TO THE TOILET

This is my childhood dream... To be stuck on an wallmart

Meet Arnold: Answering questions nobody has ever asked since 2017!

Walmart also has a McDonald’s so you can have something that lasts even longer than beef stew

Arnold’s ass beeping was one of the biggest plot twists I’ve ever seen. HE’S NOT A ARNOLD HE’S A CREDIT CARD READER

2:13 i thought it was sponsor time

2:18 *Debit or credit*

0:03 HoW DaRe YoU

Meet Arnold: *“Here, you can eat sweets! And candy bars, All Day Long!”* *Diabetes intensifies.*

When he was wiping his butt with a credit card and beep sound at the end almost killed me

*(AHHHH!!)* 0:50 1:02 1:13 1:57 2:12 -arnold

There's already something like this and it's called... *SCP-3008*

"And when you run out of cash well, you can always use the card" *swipe* *beep* *matrix intensifies*

2:09 Toilet paper in the bathroom, 2:14 toilet paper ran out. *¯\_(ツ)_/¯*

0:07 *Trys opening door* Me: Your pulling it. not pushing it. Nah he'a probally high.

2:09 There was toilet paper there when he went inside it was gone

0:09 couldn’t he open it because they are blocking it from the outside not from the inside

Arnold : *puts card in ass* Card : *B E E P* Arnold : *"I felt a great disturbance in the force"*

0:01 how dare you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

No one: No electricity: Cash registers: You have no other option. Arnold:REALLY? :]

2:17 made me laugh so hard 🤣😂😂😂

0:16 I thought it says "Luke, I am your father."

“When you run out of cash, you can always use the card.” Me: what about the cash register? Squidward: am I a joke to you?

1:44 "Pickled cucumbers" Pickles. They're called pickles.

0:18 "luke im your mother"

Too bad everyone in the city will be going there too if there was a zombie apocalypse.

RU-vid: there’s 130 comments! Me: cool, may I see them RU-vid:.... Me:.... RU-vid: *NO*

0:02 *greta thumburg*

2:19 when mario forgets his house payment

I still remember those days when this channel used to post educational related things

That sound clip at the end.

2:21 ‘’Lion sleeps tonight Intensifies’’

Him: saying Arnold staying here for the rest of his days Now: Arnold is immortal

2120: Stuck in Amazon for fifty years?

0:00 *Vietnam Flashbacks*

0:20 looks like all 4 wheel of the shoping cart worked

2:20 Arnold’s Butt : *Has been scanned.* GG MY BOY!!!!!! GG!!!!

*Me here early* Me: can I see the comments? RU-vid: no only urs

Me stuck in Walmart: YAY Years ago Me: I hate this and I need wife

0:00 lol thor's hammer on ground And the robot from star wars ATAT

"You may ask why, but the reason is just because I wanted to lock him up in a hypermarket" Yeah that's how it goes

"You can always use a credit card" Hmm.. **beep** *O H S H-*

*0:02* This woman is a disgrace for human beings

Item #: SCP-3008 *Endless Ikea* Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: The retail park containing SCP-3008 has been purchased by the Foundation and converted into Site-██. All public roads leading to or passing by Site-██ have been redirected. The entrance to SCP-3008 is to be monitored at all times, and no one is to enter SCP-3008 outside of testing, as permitted by the Senior Researcher. Humans exiting SCP-3008 are to be detained and then debriefed prior to the administration of amnestics. Dependent upon the duration of their stay in SCP-3008, a cover story may need to be generated prior to their release. Any other entities exiting SCP-3008 are to be terminated. Description: SCP-3008 is a large retail unit previously owned by and branded as IKEA, a popular furniture retail chain. A person entering SCP-3008 through the main entrance and then passing out of sight of the doors will find themselves translocated to SCP-3008-1. This displacement will typically go unnoticed as no change will occur from the perspective of the victim; they will generally not become aware until they try to return to the entrance. SCP-3008-1 is a space resembling the inside of an IKEA furniture store, extending far beyond the limits of what could physically be contained within the dimensions of the retail unit. Current measurements indicate an area of at least 10km2 with no visible external terminators detected in any direction. Inconclusive results from the use of laser rangefinders has led to the speculation that the space may be infinite. SCP-3008-1 is inhabited by an unknown number of civilians trapped within prior to containment. Gathered data suggests they have formed a rudimentary civilisation within SCP-3008-1, including the construction of settlements and fortifications for the purpose of defending against SCP-3008-2. SCP-3008-2 are humanoid entities that exist within SCP-3008-1. While superficially resembling humans they possess exaggerated and inconsistent bodily proportions, often described as being too short or too tall. They possess no facial features and in all observed cases wear a yellow shirt and blue trousers consistent with the IKEA employee uniform. SCP-3008-1 has a rudimentary day-night cycle, determined by the overhead lighting within the space activating and deactivating at times consistent with the opening and closing times of the original retail store. During the "night" instances of SCP-3008-2 will become violent towards all other lifeforms within SCP-3008-1. During these bouts of violence they have been heard to vocalise phrases in English that are typically variations of "The store is now closed, please exit the building". Once "day" begins SCP-3008-2 instances immediately become passive and begin moving throughout SCP-3008-1 seemingly at random. They are unresponsive to questioning or other verbal cues in this state, though will react violently if attacked. SCP-3008-1 is known to have one or more exits located within, though these exits do not appear to have a fixed position, making it difficult to leave SCP-3008-1 once inside. Using any other door besides the main entrance to enter the structure or breaking through the walls of the retail unit leads into the non-anomalous interior of the original store. Since containment began 14 individuals have managed to exit SCP-3008. Following extensive debriefing all individuals have been administered amnestics and released. Incident 3008-1: At 00:37 on ██/██/200█ a human male exited SCP-3008, followed 10 seconds later by an instance of SCP-3008-2. SCP-3008-2 caught and killed the man before itself being terminated by armed response personnel. This incident represents the only time an instance of SCP-3008-2 has been seen exiting SCP-3008. A full autopsy on the corpse was performed; see 3008-2 Autopsy Log for more details. The man was carrying an IKEA-branded journal seeming to document his time in SCP-3008-1, transcribed below verbatim.

84% of the comments and replies: People talking about his finger not being cut 6% of the comments and replies: Vegans being angry at people and saying that not being vegan will bring more world problems The rest of the comments and replies: talking about Walmart

0:01 HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Guys has anyone noticed that arnold didnot lose a finger???? Like if u noticed

Noone: Arnold: L O I S E

1 year later and MatPat confirms you actually could.

2:18 card detected now collect your money in next video Arnold 😂😂🤣

Statue of Liberty: Falls in front of door Guy: *Pulls*

No finger got cut during the making of this video Lost a like there😂❤😅

The world : dying Arnold : wyping his ass with a bill

0:19 Yeah But That Would make him be chubbu

RU-vid is on weed 😂💀169 views 388 likes hahah

It is really helpful information with scientific way love this

Ill rather be locked on my house so that i cant get coronavirus 👁👄👁

Narrorator: but without electricity- Generators: Am i a joke to you?

1:51 watch the 2 cans that Arnold is holding closely

0:50 2x speed me after taco bell

I remember watching this almost 2 years ago 😢😢 its so nostalgic

2:18 LMAO

Arnold has been through a lot... Leave a like for Arnold an f to pay your respect.

The water is limited *only looks at bottled waters * Sinks: am I a joke to you?

2:18 LMAO AHAHHAHAHAAH

No one: Literally no one: Arnold: wipes using a $100 note*

2:16 “Card declined”

Nobody: Editor: Sticks Greta Thunberg on a tv screen (0:01)

2:18 Congratulations you have now bought a Arnold.

I simply wanted to lock him in a hyper market Me: as we all do

Hey random user seeing this! Have a nice day❤

Use the tools section to make a spot in the ceiling for rain water to come down. That fixes the water problem. Also go to the gardening and produce sections and plant yourself a harvest of the foods most easily grown. And don't throw away any food that's gone bad. You can turn it into compost for your garden.

0:29 On average, there are 120 000 different products in a hyper-market The products effective at breaking glass doors: Am i a joke to you?!

Q:what would happen if you were locked in a hypermarket? A: you'd get coronavirus

I'm disappointed that Arnold didn't lose his finger.

*everything spoil’s* Me: *eating chip’s all day* O_O

Statue: *outside of the door* Arnold: *tries to open the door* What I would do JUST BREAK A GOD DAMN WINDOW

Ahhh, yes. No more Karens to argue with.

Poor guy. He's been stuck there since Meet Arnold was doing those Robot Game sponsors....

1:10 Now I know Arnold can go throught glass

0:45 CLASSIC ARNOLD IS BACK