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@CrazyMagicHomelesGuy
@CrazyMagicHomelesGuy 3 года назад
I realized that metal (music genre) is called metal because its harder than rock
@connorwhite1764
@connorwhite1764 3 года назад
Oh. My. God. Thank you, I'm now enlightened.
@astroletras
@astroletras 3 года назад
Lol this only makes sense in English
@Brezz-22
@Brezz-22 3 года назад
You're blowin my mind
@kirby-impostor5594
@kirby-impostor5594 3 года назад
Oh my god. *OH MY GOD.*
@evie12111
@evie12111 3 года назад
WTH
@eric.from.statefarm
@eric.from.statefarm 3 года назад
the fact that it's called emotional baggage because it's a lot to unpack
@daniyaalnoor8731
@daniyaalnoor8731 3 года назад
YOOOOOOOOO
@matthewvreeke9872
@matthewvreeke9872 3 года назад
No because it’s a lot to carry
@Strawberry-nd4kt
@Strawberry-nd4kt 3 года назад
_oh_
@eric.from.statefarm
@eric.from.statefarm 3 года назад
@@matthewvreeke9872 a lot to carry would still be a lot to unpack
@futurestoryteller
@futurestoryteller 3 года назад
@@eric.from.statefarm Yeah, but one likely spawned the other. And the chronology makes more sense if we start with the "weight" or "burden" of traumas and secrets
@royalpayn4089
@royalpayn4089 3 года назад
I realized just a few weeks ago that "sitcom" is short for situational comedy
@anonguy772
@anonguy772 3 года назад
*sound of window breaking* YO WHAT THE FUCK I REALIZED THIS NOW
@VergilBratwurst918
@VergilBratwurst918 3 года назад
@@anonguy772 me too
@ShadowFoxSF
@ShadowFoxSF 3 года назад
Similarly, RomCom is Romantic Comedy
@jedah6364
@jedah6364 3 года назад
WAITTTT HUHHH
@royalpayn4089
@royalpayn4089 3 года назад
@@ShadowFoxSF That's kinda how I figured it out. I knew RomCom but it took a but of thinking on abbreviations to get to sitcom
@trevhart2124
@trevhart2124 3 года назад
A Trident is called a "Trident" because it has 3 fucking teeth I only realized this after I heard that Hades wields a "Bident", that only has 2 teeth
@chinacat3818
@chinacat3818 3 года назад
and the dent means tooth, not prong (: three tooth spear
@trashmammal9203
@trashmammal9203 3 года назад
Joe bident
@ayoodapizzahere
@ayoodapizzahere 3 года назад
@@trashmammal9203 so this is suggesting that joe trident exists too?!!
@trashmammal9203
@trashmammal9203 3 года назад
@@ayoodapizzahere y e s
@trevhart2124
@trevhart2124 3 года назад
@@Demlaaw Daw, thanks! Drew it myself!
@morningmorgan6341
@morningmorgan6341 3 года назад
I genuinely just learned like two weeks ago that “this little piggy went to market” meant that he was slaughtered and his meat went to market. 🥲
@Clooover
@Clooover 3 года назад
N o
@muurrarium9460
@muurrarium9460 3 года назад
Well, you just told me!! I saw the youtube and I still did not understand ... (that makes me a special type of dumb? I associated ' a roast' only with cow-meat so the explanation did not land.) Thank you!!
@rockingbeat
@rockingbeat 3 года назад
They are anthropomorphic pigs that eating roast beef
@theye29
@theye29 3 года назад
*get nae nae'd*
@TaraGotYams
@TaraGotYams 3 года назад
W H Y
@FenixNade
@FenixNade 3 года назад
That they tell you to break a leg when you audition for a play, because they hope you end up in the cast
@pencilRC1
@pencilRC1 3 года назад
OH MY GOD
@TheFakeyCakeMaker
@TheFakeyCakeMaker 3 года назад
That's cute but not true, they say that when you're in the cast and going on stage as well. It's the idea that if they wish something bad to happen then the opposite will. Thespians are a superstitious bunch, that's why you ALWAYS say "The Scottish Play" and NEVER MacBeth
@futurestoryteller
@futurestoryteller 3 года назад
This guy spreading some bullshit lol
@muurrarium9460
@muurrarium9460 3 года назад
I like this explanation. True or not (judging by the other comments), it is a good wordplay.
@potatoeater5987
@potatoeater5987 3 года назад
I belive that it comes from breaking the leg of the curtain (entering dramatically)
@johnny2003
@johnny2003 3 года назад
The idiom is supposed to be “you can’t eat your cake and have it too.” That’s so much more logical temporally.
@Kiwi_Tea
@Kiwi_Tea 3 года назад
Might be more logical, but many idioms are not.
@steelbear2063
@steelbear2063 3 года назад
“you can’t eat your cake and have it too.” Wall Street : hold my beer
@davidmartinez52420
@davidmartinez52420 3 года назад
I found out a couple years ago that that's the correct wording. Then it all made sense.
@IaeyanElyuex
@IaeyanElyuex 3 года назад
I just now understand what the commonly spoken idiom means.
@kahmorastimemanagement6096
@kahmorastimemanagement6096 3 года назад
Wtf is an idiom
@toastedturkey5708
@toastedturkey5708 3 года назад
Today I only realized that it's called flu from influenza and I'm literally the dumbest person alive.
@chinacat3818
@chinacat3818 3 года назад
no its cause my temperature flu through the roof
@toastedturkey5708
@toastedturkey5708 3 года назад
@@chinacat3818 lmao good one
@thepuffin4050
@thepuffin4050 3 года назад
During the Spanosh influenza pandemic of 1918, a common American saying referring to the sickness was: "I opened a window and in flew Enza." Just a little trivia.
@toastedturkey5708
@toastedturkey5708 3 года назад
@@thepuffin4050 that's actually really interesting. Thank you for that fact.
@chinacat3818
@chinacat3818 3 года назад
@@thepuffin4050 i wish my dad could fly like enza);
@Jess-jwg
@Jess-jwg 3 года назад
I didn't realize that KO stood for knock out... One day my son asked me what KO meant and I told him.. "It's like.. saying knock out" Then it hit me... It's not "like" saying knock out it IS KNOCK OUT. 🤯
@tinbanger66
@tinbanger66 3 года назад
And a tko is a technical knock out.🍻😎
@TiroDvD
@TiroDvD 3 года назад
And OK and the OK gesture is from Martin Van Buren's political campaign. He was born in Kinderhook, NY and he was called "Old Kinderhook". "Are you OK?" means are you voting for Old Kinderhook?
@amilcarcameros1221
@amilcarcameros1221 3 года назад
Then that means COMBO means Clutching Out My Babes Octagon 😎😎😎😎
@awesomedude567492
@awesomedude567492 3 года назад
For the longest time I never understood the joke "What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck." And I would always get pissed when someone told it because garbage trucks don't fly.
@muurrarium9460
@muurrarium9460 3 года назад
First time I ever read it....and it took me 3 reads to get it :) Thanks, it is a great one.
@shadowgrimfoxy592
@shadowgrimfoxy592 3 года назад
Confused
@nooOO00I
@nooOO00I 3 года назад
This is great I’ve never heard of this sentence but makes sense
@SelvesteSand
@SelvesteSand 2 года назад
This is in the same vein as the one in the video: "Time flies like an arrow and fruit flies like a banana." I had heard neither joke before! Love 'em both! My favourite joke is in Danish and goes like this: "What's the difference between a clean and a dirty elephant? The clean lives in Lapland and the elephant lives in Africa!" ... which makes sense in Danish because the Danish word for "clean" (ren) also means "reindeer", but they are more commonly known by their longform name (rensdyr), so it always takes people a moment to realise that you were saying "reindeer" all along and not "clean". :D
@sebaschan-uwu
@sebaschan-uwu 2 года назад
Don't garbage trucks have more than 4 wheels?
@jamaalsjourney
@jamaalsjourney 3 года назад
The fact that baking soda can be used for teeth, and coconut oil soothes a toothache.
@Sirmonke69
@Sirmonke69 3 года назад
Used to used baking soda for my teeth, they were pearly white but then I stopped because it tasted bad
@kdas305
@kdas305 3 года назад
Baking soda is also bad for your teeth. It's best not to use it.
@Sirmonke69
@Sirmonke69 3 года назад
@@kdas305 shit
@fuki_slam
@fuki_slam 3 года назад
@@Sirmonke69 Yeah, it too abrasive. Gotta protect your enamel.
@jamaalsjourney
@jamaalsjourney 3 года назад
There are almost 1,000 uses of baking soda. It's called moderation. No more than twice weekly or even that.
@hhiippiittyy
@hhiippiittyy 3 года назад
I was way too righteous about the ones I already know considering how many I didn't already know. Back and forth between "What kind of moron doesn't know that?" And "Oh, hey, That's good to know"
@MissEasyPeasySleasy
@MissEasyPeasySleasy 3 года назад
🤣
@thatjuicyboi8516
@thatjuicyboi8516 3 года назад
righteous - right eous definition of righteous- morally right or justifiable key word- right found that out a year or 2 ago
@stevencowan37
@stevencowan37 3 года назад
My wife was close with her mom, and her mom died right around when we started dating. We were watching Buffy together and got to the story arc where Buffy's mom has a medical issue (aenurysm? It's been a minute); and eventually died. After the first episode in the arc I said something like "yeah I read ahead and it turns out that her mom, uhh, ultimately goes to live on a farm..." Fast forward to when she decided to keep watching and saw the episode when Buffy's mom died: "I thought you said she moved to a farm!" That was an awkward night, but thankfully apologies were made and accepted.
@ih7095
@ih7095 3 года назад
I might be slow but did she think her mom also went to live on a farm, or just past pets?
@felicitybywater8012
@felicitybywater8012 3 года назад
Yeah, "bought the farm" was a very tricky one to explain to my less brainy ESL students. A small core of them could never be convinced not all native English speakers bought an actual farm just before they died.
@muurrarium9460
@muurrarium9460 3 года назад
@@felicitybywater8012 Whoa... I never understood that expression till now! I just asumed those people emigrated to another country or something (farmland is almost impossible to buy here), never to be heard of again. (I was vaguely aware people would lie to their kids about animals ending up dead and gone, but did NOT translate that 'habit' to this expression.) Thank you so much! (Dutch, so english is my third language, and still catching up to the more cultural references. If people here lie/ and they rarely do, we are more pragmatic maybe? Usually they just tell the kids the dog died/ the usual attempt at covering it up is that 'it ran away' and we end up with very upset kids looking for their pets everywhere... and you cannot very well tell the kids 'grandma ran away'.)
@felicitybywater8012
@felicitybywater8012 3 года назад
@@muurrarium9460 Yeah, idioms are like falling down the rabbit hole. And if that one doesn't translate to Dutch, read the children's story Alice in Wonderland.
@muurrarium9460
@muurrarium9460 3 года назад
@@felicitybywater8012 Oh, I did :) It's one of the childrens favorites here as well. (Unfortunately a lot is lost in translation, but you can figure that out /a lot/ later in life if you want to.) Then again, I also was raised with the old greek en roman myths as bedtime-stories, as well as the local legends, so maybe not all children ;)
@lottaigmirinqae8419
@lottaigmirinqae8419 3 года назад
a funny one, my mom was invited to a halloween party way back and had this idea of dying white wine to bring as “blood wine” as a beverage. She literally made it and brought it to the party and didn’t realize until one of her friends said “why didn’t you just use red whine?”
@ShadowFoxSF
@ShadowFoxSF 3 года назад
To be fair. The flavor would have been different. I don't drink... in fact the most I consume alcohol is whatever happens to be present in Nyquil if I'm sick and taking as directed... But I have been made aware they taste different.
@lottaigmirinqae8419
@lottaigmirinqae8419 3 года назад
@@ShadowFoxSF yea ofc i know, but it would have been different if she used a different type if white wine... But the flavour didn’t even matter to her
@echoplots8058
@echoplots8058 3 года назад
​@@ShadowFoxSF True, they are different, but white wine tastes fresh, light, almost spring-like. Red wine tends to be more aromatic and heavy. Fits halloween way more than white wine.
@Angry-Romper
@Angry-Romper 3 года назад
Cigarettes are... Cigar-ettes
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 3 года назад
OH-
@Smiley_Boi76
@Smiley_Boi76 3 года назад
SHUT UP 😱😂😂
@supereggtartersauce6464
@supereggtartersauce6464 3 года назад
Oh my god
@JBRewind
@JBRewind 3 года назад
I am disheartened by the amount of people responding to this that didn't realize this until now.
@Angry-Romper
@Angry-Romper 3 года назад
@@JBRewind You did... Read the title of the video you commented on, right?
@ShadowFoxSF
@ShadowFoxSF 3 года назад
Took a Spanish speaking co-worker to help me realize this...she calls her burritos burros. Burro means Donkey, which were often used as pack animals to carry many things. The suffix -ito often refers to smaller... A Burrito is named such because they can hold many food items in that tortilla. It's like a little donkey which I find cute.
@Mikelaxo
@Mikelaxo 2 года назад
Spanish is my first language and I just realized that after reading your comment
@theairisamagician830
@theairisamagician830 2 года назад
oh my goodness that is amazing
@papal1500
@papal1500 3 года назад
That the phrase "See what makes you tick" is referring to dismantling a clock, and seeing what makes the clock make that sound.
@vicious9596
@vicious9596 3 года назад
oh, i've always thought it meant something that causes a nervous tick in you
@yellowmello1223
@yellowmello1223 3 года назад
@@vicious9596 I always thought it was seeing what makes annoys you, because when you get annoyed, you're ticked off.
@VergilBratwurst918
@VergilBratwurst918 3 года назад
@@yellowmello1223 Yeah me too
@phlushphish793
@phlushphish793 3 года назад
Well, maybe originally; but, now it's more commonly used as to see how one's mind works.
@philliphamilton8611
@philliphamilton8611 3 года назад
I’ve never heard that expression but that’s good to know
@CenturianCornelious
@CenturianCornelious 3 года назад
I had to explain to a 56-year-old woman that she couldn't get a second generation of chickens if she had only hens and no rooster.
@BigChessFan
@BigChessFan 3 года назад
@@shoeberrypie ?
@muurrarium9460
@muurrarium9460 3 года назад
O M G that is beyond ignorant!
@HenrysSpiceofLife
@HenrysSpiceofLife 3 года назад
I only realized this week that Buy one get one free deals are the exact same as 2 for one. I’ve been treating them like two entirely different deals my whole life.
@tablet9325
@tablet9325 3 года назад
How?
@mants1279
@mants1279 3 года назад
This is oddly more wholesome than stupid.
@MrGlostuber
@MrGlostuber 3 года назад
@@tablet9325 Buy one get one free : You buy two packets of crisps, buying one got you the second pack for free. Two for one : Buy two packs of crisps again, you got both of them but only have to pay for one of the packs, meaning again, the second pack was for free.
@rockingbeat
@rockingbeat 3 года назад
Half off is the same deal
@_thorkon
@_thorkon 3 года назад
@@rockingbeat Not necessarily. If something is half off, you can buy only one of those items and only pay half the price, but with a BOGOF/241, you /have/ to buy 2 of the same item in order to take advantage of the deal.
@optimchs1
@optimchs1 3 года назад
Maybe not obvious, but I was mind blown when I found out that most languages call dandelions "tooth of the lion" because of the serrated leaves. I thought they were called that because of the puffy white flower resembling a "dandy" lion. Dandelion is a bastardization of dent de lion, French for tooth of the lion.
@BlueDragon-vm1bt
@BlueDragon-vm1bt 3 года назад
That's cool! I know some French and English and I didn't realize that either
@neptune147
@neptune147 3 года назад
Diente de león uwu
@stonefacewiththedrip3377
@stonefacewiththedrip3377 3 года назад
Daddy lion uwu 😳
@thecunningslug
@thecunningslug 3 года назад
Didn't know that and I like all things lexicographic so many thanks:-)
@lagle8
@lagle8 3 года назад
estonia - butterflower .-.
@rickey3551
@rickey3551 3 года назад
that " second to none" is a good thing, i thought it meant like, even if none else was competing you would still come second, ergo "second to none"
@futurestoryteller
@futurestoryteller 3 года назад
This is the most amazing one I've seen yet, you thought a phrase that literally means that a person has no equal, meant that person rates, but only silver against no opponents. It's impossible to get more opposite than that.
@piperevelyn2446
@piperevelyn2446 3 года назад
I grew up in a farm so when our cat was too old and ill he didn't go to another farm, he was put to sleep but my mom told me he had passed away by his milk bowl, just falling asleep and never waking up. I once mentioned to mom how sweet that was that he died like that and she was like oh sweetie...
@thedestroyasystem
@thedestroyasystem 3 года назад
Hey that's not the worst thing she could've said. Better than making you think he was alive and well somewhere else.
@optimchs1
@optimchs1 3 года назад
When I was 8 or so, I had a dog I loved but was crazy. One day he snatched my face pretty good with his claws, and my mom told me straight up that They were putting him to sleep. I respect that she didn't lie to me even as a kid, but holy shit that was traumatic.
@thedestroyasystem
@thedestroyasystem 3 года назад
@@optimchs1 Oh wow, that sounds awful. I'm sorry you had to go through that. It's really unfortunate that his behavior couldn't be corrected. Hope you're doing better now!
@robknight666
@robknight666 3 года назад
This makes me want to write a comment on how I was never lied to about death (at least that I remember), with a long detailed story from when one of our cats had to be put down. Ahh fuck it. I don't know how Interresting the story is for other people, but here it goes. It was a schoolday, in the summer when I was about 8 (I am now fourteen), it was early in the morning and I went to the bathroom, only to see the older of the two cats we had back then, lying in front of the litter box. Don't worry she wasn't dead already, but I knew something was wrong. According to my memory she didn't look like she was injured (she was an indoor cat and we lived in a flat in the 3rd story so that would have been unlikely anyways), but my memory says something about her not being able to walk which she should be able to, so I go to tell my mom. She has a look, calls a doctor. I went into my room and waited. It felt like hours until my mom came in crying(I don't remember why but I knew that, the cat was dead), she then hugged me and told me the obvious. Her words were something like: "she only felt a tiny poke and then she went to sleep. No more pain for her." I tried not to cry and be strong for her but it didn't work. We kept hugging for a while until I was eventually told to get to school. Needless to say, I did not make it on time. We buried her in my grandparents jard in a corner behind some kind of broken trailer that was only used for storage and as a playground for my two cousins and my younger sister. There was a tree planted on that spot (the sort of tree that would be used as a Christmas tree) but since it was between a large trailer and a large hedge it did a few years ago. We eventually moved to the area and I visit her acasionally. The other cat had to be put down because of a tumor in her mouth a few years later, living not to far from where her earlier companion lied. Unrelated to that: We also saved a few rabbits from my sisters grandfather ( I am using the term "saved" losely here because he still ate one and gave another away) originally it was a mother with 4 children plus an uncle, but uncle needed to go to make space for the kids and one of the, then almost grown up, kids was given away the evening of the day we originally wanted to bring the rabbits home, but didn't because I did something which prevented that, I don't know what it was. Eventually they all passed one after the other except one ( we adopted more rabbits over time so that we had eleven rabbits at once. Then came another mistake of mine : I had terrible memory so I always forgot to refresh the water, ( My mom always reminded me of this and I always went out and refreshed the water but she was still annoyed at this (she could have just done it herself because she always checked anyways)) but she said if I would not be able to do it for one week, she would give them all away. We still have rabbits today but all of the ones that where there at that time all were given away. It was weird since before they where all gone, we already adopted new ones... Now we have two groups of two rabbits 1 girl and one boy in each group and they hate each other. There is so much more story to tell but this must be boring to read and my cat Tom is so annoyed by the noise my mom and I make when she screams that I should be feeding the rabbits and I scream back that I will be doing that in a moment. I actually mamagef to fix my habit of forgetting to refresh the water. R. I. P Mimi (the first mentioned cat) R. I. P Ginger (the second mentioned cat) R. I. P. All of the rabbits I now realised that I could have said bunny's , but I should really be feeding them now. Edit: reading through this again it looks really janky, but to clarify the bunny story took place over thcourse of many years. I am really bad at story telling as I always forget something and go back to it to then jump forward in time and correct my previous sentence, and all other mistakes you could make while telling a story. It sounds really boring without the rest of the story, but I did my best. I wish I could add photos to RU-vid comments... Would make it a lot easier.
@ZwarteKonijn
@ZwarteKonijn 3 года назад
My parents wanted us to have the opportunity to be there when our animals were put to sleep, so they never had to lie to us about it (though we were already teens when our dog, and later our cat had to be put to sleep). But when I was young one of our cats did actually die, peacefully, of old age at the age of 21, besides the heating stove, on a blanket, in her sleep at night. Kinda nice to know she probably didn't feel any pain, nor seemed to be sick beforehand.
@rq96
@rq96 3 года назад
I live in the USA, and for school we had to recite the Pledge of Allegiance everyday, and for some reason up until I was in grade 3 I thought it was “I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic, *for witches stand* “ instead if “for which it stands”. The most surprising part to me is how I didn’t mess up words like Republic, allegiance, or indivisible, but rather ‘which it’ and I always thought for some reason the pledge was about witches.
@SloshyLamp
@SloshyLamp 3 года назад
Callie and Marie from Splatoon are named after Calimari, a type of squid.
@Kiwi_Tea
@Kiwi_Tea 3 года назад
And I was today years old that I learned not all squid are Calamari...thought calamari was just the name for squid when it was turned into food...nope lol
@vivimannequin
@vivimannequin 3 года назад
Calamari is what you call squid meat
@Kiwi_Tea
@Kiwi_Tea 3 года назад
@@vivimannequin It's not though. It's actually a TYPE of squid. Not all squid is calamari.
@Win090949
@Win090949 3 года назад
and Pearl Harbor(Marina) in Splatoon 2
@dragonsoul5368
@dragonsoul5368 3 года назад
@@Kiwi_Tea actually in greek kalamari means squid, so for us all squids are kalamari
@Marbo12f
@Marbo12f 3 года назад
The Borg are called The Borg because they're cyborgs. A good two decades for a 2 a.m near sleep revelation on that one.
@anonguy772
@anonguy772 3 года назад
*glass shattering noise* WHAT
@muurrarium9460
@muurrarium9460 3 года назад
A good one, never gave it any thought, but yes... you are right! I like it. Thanks!
@bloodredzangoose
@bloodredzangoose 3 года назад
Droids are called Droids because most of them are androids (android means a robot based on a man, so astromechs etc technically aren't androids, but that's still where the name comes from).
@MissEasyPeasySleasy
@MissEasyPeasySleasy 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣”Stretch Marks”! Response was perfect 😝
@Cellox36
@Cellox36 3 года назад
Oh, another one ... When i was around 8 years old, my dad and i were driving to his friend. Then i noticed that Red Button in the middle of the console. I was about to Press it, when he screamed "No! Don`t ever Press that Button while i`m driving, the wings will come Out!" You can Imagine, how Young me, from that day on, was sitting in the Back of the Car, abso-f.ing-lutely excited, begging my dad to make the Car fly. Tool years to find Out that Button is the Hazard light switch
@Sayhoun
@Sayhoun 3 года назад
Ah cute :3
@neptune147
@neptune147 3 года назад
Aw that one’s sweet I guess
@ivettegutierreztorres4272
@ivettegutierreztorres4272 3 года назад
I would have pressed the button for sure
@tinbanger66
@tinbanger66 3 года назад
I love your dad's mind!
@virgilkartodikromo5317
@virgilkartodikromo5317 3 года назад
yeah my mother told me never to touch that button,if i do the car will self destruct(age 7) 17 now and driving with my Gf(19) and we popped a tire ,she went beside to the road and she tried to touch that button the amount of stupidity i recieved that day lol
@senor7398
@senor7398 3 года назад
Looks like I also learned a couple of obvious things 😬
@joefr123
@joefr123 3 года назад
Same
@VergilBratwurst918
@VergilBratwurst918 3 года назад
yeah same
@nin06
@nin06 3 года назад
Lol same
@benw1656
@benw1656 3 года назад
I loved the "my grandmother called me simple for 28 years. My gf told me it meant I was stupid." You friend have a very wise grandma.
@ARedMagicMarker
@ARedMagicMarker 3 года назад
I had a girl in high school call me "simple", just because I'm an introvert, observe before speaking, and I'm quiet. This was right before we opened our report cards. She failed all her easy classes, and I mostly aced all my advanced classes. Then she wanted to get mad at me as if I set her up for that. Later, we both applied for the military, and she got a rock bottom score her ASVAB, so she blamed the test overseer. She was also rude, arrogant, had no people skills, and made up for it by speaking too loud all the time, and invading people's spaces. Last I heard, she has five children by five different men, but I guess she feels she beat the system. Bottom line is, most people who call others simple are full of sheit. I find it's code for, "I don't understand you."
@yatoclub
@yatoclub 3 года назад
It took me years to realize the PlayStation logo was a p and s
@mahmoudnasser3410
@mahmoudnasser3410 3 года назад
Bruh
@poopshiestyreal
@poopshiestyreal 3 года назад
Honestly I just feel kinda bad now
@torainsmash7351
@torainsmash7351 3 года назад
Wait it is?!
@yeetabix8012
@yeetabix8012 3 года назад
XD
@MeepProductions123
@MeepProductions123 3 года назад
BRO I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A RANDOM SHAPE HOLY FRICK
@BlueDragon-vm1bt
@BlueDragon-vm1bt 3 года назад
That Pangaea means "All Earth" in Greek. I knew that "Pan" meant "all" and that Gaea was the Greek titan of the world like Mother Earth (from reading the Rick Riordan books), but I never put two and two together until now. It's literally "all the Earth" because all the continents were together in one place.
@ondrejvolecek7215
@ondrejvolecek7215 3 года назад
Wait.... i know the gaea word, strange i never noticed it in the pangaea word
@FenixNade
@FenixNade 3 года назад
*windows shatter* goddammit that makes a lot more sense
@felicitybywater8012
@felicitybywater8012 3 года назад
Me three.
@andymac4883
@andymac4883 3 года назад
It doesn't help that Pangaea is pronounced (at least every time I've heard it spoken) with a soft 'g', but most people know Gaia rather than Gaea in my experience, which tends to use a hard 'g'.
@greatestscott6599
@greatestscott6599 3 года назад
Enjoy Panthalassa "all sea" and Pannotia "all South", on me! (Former is the ancient world sea bounding one of the supercontinents; latter is one of those supercontinents of all the land, situated in the southern hemisphere.)
@user-fs7dv3bq2v
@user-fs7dv3bq2v 3 года назад
I learned last year that the original saying was actually _"eat your cake and (still) have it too"_, not the other way around. Now it makes more sense, because of the sequence. Before that I was struggling to accept the idiom's meaning. P/s: Not a native English speaker.
@ariannadiamond211
@ariannadiamond211 3 года назад
the cake idiom confused me too until i heard the words switched. “you can’t eat your cake and have it too” that’s when it clicked for me
@futurestoryteller
@futurestoryteller 3 года назад
That's the original phrase, it got switched around later for no reason because people are very stupid.
@greatestscott6599
@greatestscott6599 3 года назад
The switched form has a better cadence to me. Besides, you must first have (possess) the cake to eat it; and once you've devoured it away, you no longer truly possess it, like having it in hand.
@naninuna7440
@naninuna7440 3 года назад
I thought it just meant you cant have everything
@badbanana5164
@badbanana5164 3 года назад
Just realized at 17, after years of playing Tetris, that all blocks are made up of 4 units.
@dorping_Wolf
@dorping_Wolf 3 года назад
doesn't tetra equals 4 ?
@badbanana5164
@badbanana5164 3 года назад
@@dorping_Wolf Yes. I just never put 2 and 2 together. (Pun intended)
@greatestscott6599
@greatestscott6599 3 года назад
@@badbanana5164 Nice.
@keeganlafferty1395
@keeganlafferty1395 3 года назад
@@badbanana5164 *rimshot*
@theairisamagician830
@theairisamagician830 2 года назад
wait… *my life is a lie*
@DefrostTaicho
@DefrostTaicho 3 года назад
A 'fortnight' is two weeks because it's short for FOUR-teen NIGHTs. You're welcome, and I'm so sorry.
@TheFakeyCakeMaker
@TheFakeyCakeMaker 3 года назад
BRILLIANT. This is one I had no idea about.
@greatestscott6599
@greatestscott6599 3 года назад
Lousy settlers, not using "fourtnight" -- I'll get 'em back in a _sennight_ !
@BigChessFan
@BigChessFan 3 года назад
I thought this was basic knowledge, its such an obscure word that using it and not knowing what it means is a very rare occurance.
@muurrarium9460
@muurrarium9460 3 года назад
LOL, thanks for pointing this out; I knew that fortnight = "2 weeks". But thinking & counting in Dutch (most of the time anyway), *never* got translated as fourteen-days/nights. It makes totall sense :) Now tell me about a furlong... nothing to do with long-haired animalskins, right?
@greatestscott6599
@greatestscott6599 3 года назад
@@muurrarium9460 If you don't mind my answering, it's apparently equivalent to an abbreviated form of "furrow-long" -- the average length of a plow furrow. And if you _do_ mind my stepping in, don't mind me. 😅
@ZwarteKonijn
@ZwarteKonijn 3 года назад
English isn't my native language, and it's actually nice to see proverbs and idioms explained. We get english in school, and get a rough translating from a proverb in our language to english, but it's isn't always the same, and it's often not explained what the explanation of the proverb is, just what it meant (like have your cake and eat it, never understood that one, through I did know what people meant with it).
@muurrarium9460
@muurrarium9460 3 года назад
Same here, still learning. Finally got a lot of the english ones, and now I have start all over with the americans. (I actually got kicked out of fora because they expect you to just understand their cultural references and sensitive spots, but if you innocently use one of you own cultural ones you are 'disrespectful' ,'rude', 'insensitive' etc.etc.. So many narrowminded folks out there!) Language is fun.
@kirby-impostor5594
@kirby-impostor5594 3 года назад
This video needs to get listed under education, oh my god.
@DrFranklynAnderson
@DrFranklynAnderson 3 года назад
I still remember when my cousin realized that “afternoon” meant after noon. She was in her early teens, I think.
@yellowmello1223
@yellowmello1223 3 года назад
The word is literally after noon, how could she have missed that?
@DrFranklynAnderson
@DrFranklynAnderson 3 года назад
@@yellowmello1223 I mean, in (slight) fairness to her, how many people have heard the word Breakfast so many times, they’ve never stopped to think it means “to break your fast”?
@neptune147
@neptune147 3 года назад
Lmao
@neptune147
@neptune147 3 года назад
@@DrFranklynAnderson Yep! My dad taught me that one, it’s cool and not many notice it
@pencilRC1
@pencilRC1 3 года назад
Jesus Christ.. I am an idiot
@Tahanok2
@Tahanok2 3 года назад
I only realized recently that Maria from Sound of Music and the eponymous Mary Poppins have the same actress.
@Kiwi_Tea
@Kiwi_Tea 3 года назад
Julie Andrews is a wonderful actress.
@Tahanok2
@Tahanok2 3 года назад
@@Kiwi_Tea She is. I think the two movies just occupied such a different place in my mind that I didn't even consider it could share castmembers.
@Kiwi_Tea
@Kiwi_Tea 3 года назад
@@Tahanok2 She was also the Queen in the Princess Diaries :D
@Bllue
@Bllue 3 года назад
Not intending to be judgmental but you know that's how acting works right? Julie Andrews was also in My Fair Lady
@Kiwi_Tea
@Kiwi_Tea 3 года назад
@@Bllue More pointing out how versatile she is. You have actresses and then you have GOOD actresses :)
@slimothyjames4577
@slimothyjames4577 3 года назад
The narwhals thing reminds me of my psychiatrist. A 40-something with a wife, kids, and PhD, but he thought ligers (lion/tiger cross) were a fictional animal like the unicorn. He was astonished when informed they were a real creature. Felt like I saw a dream come true for that man. Lmao
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 3 года назад
Did he know about tigons?
@slimothyjames4577
@slimothyjames4577 3 года назад
@@oz_jones I'm not sure omg... I might have to ask him lol
@helios3217
@helios3217 3 года назад
I have a really dumb one. It really clicked in my mind when I was like 10 when I was at a summer zoo camp. I thought to myself, wait, if humans can’t talk to other animals, then other animals can’t talk to other animals. I felt really stupid that I had just only then realized that.
@wintergray1221
@wintergray1221 3 года назад
Pretty sure my grandparents' cats, dogs, and raccoon communicate just fine.
@iamafellowpotato1305
@iamafellowpotato1305 3 года назад
That dogs literally have lips, I didn't notice it until took a really good look at my dog.
@ivettegutierreztorres4272
@ivettegutierreztorres4272 3 года назад
And bellybutton, I didn't notice until med school
@wareforcoin5780
@wareforcoin5780 3 года назад
Cats too. My cats lips are very pink. Just as pink as his toe beans. He's a very pink cat.
@invalidpersn4496
@invalidpersn4496 3 года назад
Really? I just thought it was common knowledge
@invalidpersn4496
@invalidpersn4496 3 года назад
@@ivettegutierreztorres4272 excuse me wtf
@sophiesleeps12
@sophiesleeps12 3 года назад
@@ivettegutierreztorres4272 well of course, they were born somehow. They have umbilical cords -> they have belly buttons. To be fair, I helped my dog give birth so maybe that's why it seemed like the most obvious thing on Earth to me
@weareallbronies9031
@weareallbronies9031 3 года назад
That uncle Sam's initials are U S
@dustinedwards5642
@dustinedwards5642 3 года назад
Wait, is that intentional? Is that why Uncle Sam refers to the US government? None of the other comments or the ones in the video got me... But this one...
@ivettegutierreztorres4272
@ivettegutierreztorres4272 3 года назад
Wow
@OuroborosChoked
@OuroborosChoked 3 года назад
U S A M - United States of AMerica n a c m l e And the GI in GI Joe stands for Government Issue.
@sugarjones8047
@sugarjones8047 Год назад
oh my gosh 😳
@SMGbird
@SMGbird 3 года назад
The Dora the explorer one got me because it literally said "exploradora" in the original theme song and I never noticed until this video.
@Kage_Fur
@Kage_Fur 3 года назад
My sister didn't know that the stars are sun's or our sun is a star. She thought the stars only reflect the light from our sun. She was around 20.
@DJSteenie
@DJSteenie 3 года назад
I was the same way with kiwi. I just thought everyone couldn’t taste food for a week after eating kiwi. Didn’t realize that meant I was allergic
@DamienPaceGaming
@DamienPaceGaming 3 года назад
I thought the phrase “for all intents and purposes” was actually “for all intensive purposes” cuz I guess I can’t hear for shit lol
@BlueDragon-vm1bt
@BlueDragon-vm1bt 3 года назад
I think this mistake must be so common that it's becoming correct, because I know I've only ever heard people say "intensive". That's wild. The word "apron" came about the same way; they were originally called "naprons" but everyone heard "a napron" and thought it was "an apron" and after a while it replaced the original.
@50REN
@50REN 3 года назад
WAIT WHAT
@brooklynthegreat6367
@brooklynthegreat6367 3 года назад
ITS NOT "INTENSIVE"? MY LIFE IS A LIEEE
@__-ic7si
@__-ic7si 3 года назад
wat?
@felicitybywater8012
@felicitybywater8012 3 года назад
Google "eggcorns" or "malapropisms" for further mind blowing.
@romanbaranishyn8967
@romanbaranishyn8967 3 года назад
I live in the Oregon Idaho boarder and there is a potato processing plant owned by the company OreIda. Been living here for 10 years never dawned on me until last year the company’s name stands for Oregon Idaho... I’m 26
@pierredufresne996
@pierredufresne996 3 года назад
I thought the town of Delmar was Spanish at first glance -- thought they had dropped 'Vista' or something. It straddles the border of Delaware and Maryland on the Delmarva peninsula (Delaware, Maryland, Virginia).
@Neelo5000
@Neelo5000 3 года назад
This is something that just dawned upon me a couple weeks ago too
@theodorehuxtable6001
@theodorehuxtable6001 3 года назад
Not that anybody asked, but Nabisco is Nabisco because it used to be National Biscuit Company.
@Exorian
@Exorian 3 года назад
"Cerberus" is greek for "the freckled one", or in other terms, "the spotted one". Yes, even Hades named his dog "Spot"! So yeah that's pretty much how I found out that "Cerberus" sounds like a badass name anywhere in the world, except in southern Europe, where pretty much everyone understands the word enough to find it a cutesy name.
@lucasstiles8012
@lucasstiles8012 3 года назад
My sister and I ate tuna melt sandwiches for years. My sister refuses to eat fish. One day, she finds out tuna, is fish. She's horrified. Mom and I are confused, why would you agree to eat tuna melts for years? Her reply was "because I thought it was dolphin safe" She figured it was safe for dolphins, must be good enough for her.
@Bllue
@Bllue 3 года назад
What does she think dolphins eat?
@TheFakeyCakeMaker
@TheFakeyCakeMaker 3 года назад
My sister hates fish but eats tuna, she knows tuna is fish. To be fair to her though, she is allergic to most fish except tuna so that's probably why.
@tinbanger66
@tinbanger66 3 года назад
@@Bllue chicken... Of the sea.
@OuroborosChoked
@OuroborosChoked 3 года назад
@@tinbanger66 🤣
@wintergray1221
@wintergray1221 3 года назад
What did she think tuna was then?
@ladyvincenza
@ladyvincenza 3 года назад
Re: the tortellini mom: If I remember right, tortellini translates as belly buttons/navels. I think it refers to the navel of Venus. Mom was being accurate, but not literal:) Bon appetit!
@PinkAgaricus
@PinkAgaricus 3 года назад
The dad who named a horse No Name makes the think of the song Horse with No Name. It's ironic because THAT horse (the one the dad named) is literally named No Name. Also the pufferfish one made me think of that enemy that is a pufferfish that sucks Mario in to eat him from the Mario games (the 3D ones).
@myx1ii
@myx1ii 3 года назад
You mean the Porcupuffer? I think
@CatNolara
@CatNolara 3 года назад
If you take a Pufferfish out of the water they can indeed pump up with air, but it's really unhealthy for them because they can't let it out easily and are unable to swim that way, leading them to just suffocate to death.
@wintergray1221
@wintergray1221 3 года назад
My grandpa had a dog named Dammit. So he could say things like "Get over here, Dammit! Stop it, Dammit! Fetch, Dammit! Sic 'em, Dammit! Dammit, do you wanna play ball?! God, Dammit, you're always hungry!"
@SpiritOrb-tm8gf
@SpiritOrb-tm8gf 3 года назад
I always thought when people said something was an “Old Wives Tale” they are saying “Old Wise Tale”!
@pencilRC1
@pencilRC1 3 года назад
W H W T
@Bllue
@Bllue 3 года назад
Never heard of a wise tale but thats cute
@oliviastrees
@oliviastrees 3 года назад
I used to think the same thing! Wasn't until I saw it written that I realized...
@carmengogeidnas9670
@carmengogeidnas9670 3 года назад
You're not far off. Old wives tales may sound far fetched, but there's often a kernal of truth or wisdom imbeded in them
@randyrobinson3951
@randyrobinson3951 3 года назад
Me either
@coltonlopez7070
@coltonlopez7070 3 года назад
That Pancakes are literally Pan Cakes
@Fayanora
@Fayanora 3 года назад
I saw that Kay Jeweler's commercial "Every kiss begins with Kay" for many years before it finally dawned on me one day they were making a pun with their company's name. Until then I thought it was a stupid slogan because I was just like "Well yes, of course every kiss begins with K, that's how the word is spelled."
@saiba726
@saiba726 3 года назад
Aight ima sound dumb. But As a kid up until middle school I thought a wide receiver was a Y Receiver. Until I asked my dad who is the X receiver. Needless to say fml.
@trashmammal9203
@trashmammal9203 3 года назад
Tf
@vivimannequin
@vivimannequin 3 года назад
Play Pokemon black/black 2/white/white 2 and you'll find out what X transceiver is
@myuwbnoob4145
@myuwbnoob4145 3 года назад
I was with my friend who was playing volleyball and she was shouting just four, just four. When her teammate didn't pull the serve, I stated "anna doesn't know how to do just four, ey." I realised years later that just four, just five, just three, were the count on how many chances they had to win or lose the fight. I thought they were gonna use 4 fingers, 3 fingers
@phlushphish793
@phlushphish793 3 года назад
Did you hear about the football player that went to jail? He went in a tight end but came out a wide receiver!
@muurrarium9460
@muurrarium9460 3 года назад
Actually, I like the way your mind works. The way you tell it, it makes perfect sense.
@jomornes1770
@jomornes1770 3 года назад
my dog actually got to live on a farm. I get mixed reactions from people, but the thing is, i know the guy who took in older dogs, and he lived, get this, on a farm. Everybody tells me that they were lying to me, but she LITERALLY WENT TO LIVE ON A FARM.
@SmogValley
@SmogValley 3 года назад
A lot of these posts are about mondegreens. The term came from the phrase "laid him on the green" misheard as "Lady Mondegreen" cuz it was almost homophonic.
@PlazDreamweaver
@PlazDreamweaver 3 года назад
"No, I must bite." That had me cracking up.
@jamiereid2858
@jamiereid2858 3 года назад
I only discovered the moon can be out during the day when I was 10. I moved to New Zealand and saw it during a school lunch break... It's very cloudy in Scotland.
@PowerStar004
@PowerStar004 3 года назад
Took me far too long to realize that you must have lived in Scotland.
@SKATICUS2000
@SKATICUS2000 3 года назад
I always thought it was weird that if the earth was spinning how come the moon 🌓 is not spinning as well. Why do we always see the same surface and the craters we see on the moon are in fact asteroids ☄️ that narrowly missed earth and impacted the moon. 🤷‍♂️
@jamiereid2858
@jamiereid2858 3 года назад
@@SKATICUS2000 As I understand it the moon was another planet that smashed into earth as the solar system was forming. it melted and the iron in the moon was pulled closer to the earth (compared with all the other material the moon is made from). the heavier iron filled side is more effected by the earths gravity which is why it's always facing the earth. Maybe the theory has been updated since i last researched
@jonhughes4079
@jonhughes4079 3 года назад
My mom actually did give our dog to a friend who owns a farm, but even though I know the dog is still alive I still tease my mom with "yeah, sure, she 'lives on a farm' now"
@GigaHands
@GigaHands 3 года назад
Everyone knows what a windmill looks like. Only a couple of years ago did it occur to me what they did - they are a MILL powered by WIND. You know, the wind turns the blades on the windmill, and the axle on which they turn is connected to some mechanical stuff on the inside to mill wheat into flour or whatever.
@muurrarium9460
@muurrarium9460 3 года назад
I grew up with them, so yea, seeing it happen made it easy to understand the word. You figured it out! I think that is great.
@kos2919
@kos2919 3 года назад
Roman coke, before you drink it you must say "Carthage must be destroyed"
@OuroborosChoked
@OuroborosChoked 3 года назад
I feel like that would be a really salty drink. Carthaginian tears?
@Ephoros
@Ephoros 3 года назад
GRAMMIES ARE FREAKING GRAMOPHONES! WHAT!
@carolinemillington4933
@carolinemillington4933 3 года назад
OMG!!!! I never noticed!😂😂😂
@vjspectron
@vjspectron 3 года назад
Good one, now I can feel stupid too!!
@trentryan27
@trentryan27 3 года назад
Most younger people probably dont kno what a gramophone is
@TiroDvD
@TiroDvD 3 года назад
@@trentryan27 Why they used a picture instead of a full "commercial."
@tobortwo3697
@tobortwo3697 3 года назад
Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side It's actually a joke about death, as in the "other side." Maybe people shouldn't tell this one to little kids
@PowerStar004
@PowerStar004 3 года назад
That's actually incorrect. "Why did the chicken cross the road" is an anti-joke - the entire joke comes from the fact that there is the setup for a joke, but no punch line. "To get to the other side" is just a statement. It's funny, because it isn't funny. What did the banana say to the orange? Nothing, bananas don't talk. How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub? 17. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, and Goldenrods are too. A man walks into a bar. Ouch. These are all anti-jokes. The answers are all statements, not actual punchlines.
@tobortwo3697
@tobortwo3697 3 года назад
@@PowerStar004 it's funny because it has different layers, but what's really funny is people always assume it's a lame anti joke and therefore one of the most famous jokes is way less funny than it could be. If people hadn't heard it a million times, they would probably get the suicide joke too, which is certainly better than just a trick question
@dionlindsay2
@dionlindsay2 3 года назад
@@PowerStar004 What would you rather be, or a wasp?
@debraflowers4318
@debraflowers4318 2 года назад
I dream of a world where chickens motives for crossing the street isn't questioned
@twigtoyoulater
@twigtoyoulater 3 года назад
That Joji is Filthy Frank. Like a full year and a half after Slow Dancing in the Dark, kpop stans were trying to cancel Joji and I remember being like "Why is Filthy Frank getting brought up?" Then I watched a video on the drama and then realized. Edit as of April 27, 2021: holy shit wait Stevie Wonder is blind and no one told me?!?
@JBRewind
@JBRewind 3 года назад
This baffles me because I only ever even learned about his "Joji" persona through looking up Filthy Frank/Pink Guy stuff.
@jess.singswithleaves6
@jess.singswithleaves6 3 года назад
Hold up what.... WHAT.
@celestia277
@celestia277 3 года назад
@@jess.singswithleaves6 you're joking...right?
@Bllue
@Bllue 3 года назад
None of this is obvious the majority of people still have no idea what you're talking about
@bravo075
@bravo075 3 года назад
That's quite alright, the majority of the population don't know (or care) who those people are.
@clos6632
@clos6632 3 года назад
You had me at "strollers" xD
@avadickey3234
@avadickey3234 3 года назад
My mom just realized that there isn’t seven separate oceans. She didn’t know they were all just one big body of water.
@zrspangle
@zrspangle 3 года назад
Horse with No Name is the best one lmao
@Ornthebutcher
@Ornthebutcher 3 года назад
And a good song.
@appletree6898
@appletree6898 3 года назад
It leads to some funny logic. Based on the lyrics of the song, No Name accompanied the horse that the singer rode. (I've been through the desert on a horse WITH No Name, not a horse CALLED No Name.) Because No Name is, actually... a name, lol... Or is it?
@zrspangle
@zrspangle 3 года назад
@@appletree6898 that's not proper logic, the horse does not have a name, hence the "horse with no name" rather than being on a horse accompanying No Name. (On a horse, with No Name.)
@appletree6898
@appletree6898 3 года назад
@@zrspangle I know what it means in the song, it's just the idea of naming your horse No Name and then fitting that back into the song-- the paradox of No Name being his actual name. It was kind of a Who's on First type of idea, but not a very good one, lol.
@zrspangle
@zrspangle 3 года назад
@@appletree6898 No, I'm saying that the idea that he's riding on a horse and being accompanied by someone named No Name is incorrect, even outside of context.
@nathanbrisebois8756
@nathanbrisebois8756 3 года назад
Lol my gf always starts the shower and keeps it running for like 15-20mins before she actually gets in and always complains that its too hot or cold and never the right temperature. I told her she can actually stand in the shower and run one hand under the tap and adjust the temp with her other hand before pulling the valve to switch to the shower Her response was "that's dumb, this is the way I've always done it" Drives me up the fucking wall lol Or ill ask her how she knows the shower is the right temperature if she's not currently standing in it to feel the water and she says she doesn't want to get cold... she is otherwise a very smart lady but her shower habits are very dumb lol like pulling thebshower curtain to the same side as the tap so she has to reach around and fumble with the controls and reach into the too cold or too hot water to close the curtain... it was cute at first but 5 years later I think she's just a stubborn idiot lmao
@vjspectron
@vjspectron 3 года назад
I dunno about the water, but she must be pretty hot for you to put up with that.
@mikedawolf95
@mikedawolf95 3 года назад
When I was a kid there was old Mexican show I watched called “El Chavo del Ocho”. I always thought it was just the name of the building they lived or something. Then 15 years later it finally clicked that the show was basically called, translated to English “the kid from apartment 8” and every one called the main character “the kid” aka “the kid from apartment 8”
@criskp6861
@criskp6861 3 года назад
I used to watch that show too! Never really thought about the name 🤔
@nooOO00I
@nooOO00I 3 года назад
Ahora ya se porque le llaman “El Chavo” ¡muchas gracias!
@FPS_Mastermind
@FPS_Mastermind 3 года назад
Been told by parents when there's a dead animal on the side of the road (not gory) that they are just doing yoga. Wasn't until I saw a dog get hot by a car outside my house did I realize that it's not the case
@victoriameyer7255
@victoriameyer7255 3 года назад
Just going out yesterday that it’s ‘dune buggy’ and not ‘doom buggy’.
@lordfenix17
@lordfenix17 3 года назад
I'm now interested in a potential *Doom Buggy*
@corpsehandler5321
@corpsehandler5321 3 года назад
depends on who's doing the driving, really.
@RoboBoddicker
@RoboBoddicker 3 года назад
youve been living in a cooler world
@brickabang
@brickabang 3 года назад
*the only thing they fear is you*
@wintergray1221
@wintergray1221 3 года назад
My sister once posted on Facebook that her family was having a bombfire in their backyard. Cue a shit ton of backlash responses. My sister is not the reading type.
@brycemason1747
@brycemason1747 3 года назад
It took me until sophmore year when we had a trip to Universal studio until I realized PED XING ment pedestrian crossing. I also had my driving permit at that time
@nabman11
@nabman11 3 года назад
That bit with the guy who named animals after other animals reminds me of when my mum got a goldfish and a cat and did the same thing. I also ended up with 2 identical albino rats and named them both Jim, but always noted that their middle names were Kirk and Morrison while never pointing out which was which.
@nabman11
@nabman11 3 года назад
Also I never got the "animal on the farm" bullshit because I ended up burying all 7 of my rats myself. They were super friendly and ended up living above the average rat lifespan.
@SamBrickell
@SamBrickell 3 года назад
My Dad was 59-60 years old at the time... One day he came home from work and told us his epiphany: You know the lyrics from 'A Day in the Life' by the Beatles: *"Woke up, fell out of bed Dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup And looking up, I noticed I was late Found my coat and grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke And somebody spoke and I went into a dream"* My Dad explained he always thought the song left out the part where the person got to where he was going, and got off the bus (to go upstairs somewhere). Then he described how he was just driving in the car listening to the song, when he got to that part and he blurted out: *"HE'S STILL ON THE BUS!"* They have double-decker buses in England. :)
@D64nz
@D64nz 3 года назад
For that last one, just wait until he learns about David Grohl.
@redonionicecream2751
@redonionicecream2751 3 года назад
the phrase "upside down"... like the side that is normally up is now down or flipped or whatever
@TheFakeyCakeMaker
@TheFakeyCakeMaker 3 года назад
LOL! cute
@pleasantlybadart757
@pleasantlybadart757 3 года назад
17:56 Dracula AD 1972 does this too, Peter Cushing's character does this whole elaborate thing where he draws all these lines between letters and shit and then goes 'wait... Alucard... DRACULA!!!' as if it's this massive surprising reveal. It cracks me up every time.
@Flufux
@Flufux 3 года назад
Even Batman (you know, world's greatest detective) had to see the word Alucard in a mirror to get that it's Dracula backwards. Also, yes, there was an animated movie where Batman met Dracula.
@pleasantlybadart757
@pleasantlybadart757 3 года назад
@@Flufux That's so iconic
@christiangrantz6906
@christiangrantz6906 3 года назад
the first time I heard "take the browns to the superbowl" meant to do something insanely difficult
@vjspectron
@vjspectron 3 года назад
Haha I hadn't heard this one but your post made me chuckle.
@Narutojaden
@Narutojaden 3 года назад
OH THE gas station height /CAMERA thing I didn’t know!!! I always am like IM NOT 5 FEET!!! Lol
@machosamurailee7727
@machosamurailee7727 3 года назад
took me 16 years to realize i was lactose intolerant
@tinbanger66
@tinbanger66 3 года назад
Soldier on, bra. Quitters never win! Me: still trying to train my body to not be. Never was, til i quit drinking it for a couple years. No problem for ice cream or cheese, but milk in the morning means volume gas in the afternoon. Of course, I'm at work, so i really don't care (construction).😇
@wintergray1221
@wintergray1221 3 года назад
Lol I was late twenties before I realized. Because I thought it meant you couldn't handle any dairy at all. I just thought everyone dealt with the diarrhea after drinking milk and would suggest it to people complaining of constipation. No one corrected me.
@erikallen9555
@erikallen9555 3 года назад
Well I just figured out that my toothbrush isn't a piece of junk. 🤔😲
@krisjing3235
@krisjing3235 3 года назад
Just found out about electric toothbrush and its timer through this video. I’ve been recharging my toothbrush everyday thinking the battery life was awful...
@eltontv6002
@eltontv6002 3 года назад
Hehe he. I was thinking that too for the first week why it would Stop for a short time while brushing. Until it made click
@BastiatC
@BastiatC 3 года назад
It is not actually that outlandish that someone might be attracted to me.
@lordfenix17
@lordfenix17 3 года назад
I mean, mosquitos are definitely attracted to you. Beware of the mosquitos.
@powerllesss2672
@powerllesss2672 3 года назад
That steering wheels are on the left in most countries
@lewisdunn1487
@lewisdunn1487 3 года назад
Can’t imagine changing gears with my right hand. Don’t trust my left enough to hold the wheel on its own lmao.
@powerllesss2672
@powerllesss2672 3 года назад
@@lewisdunn1487 you and me both
@Kiwi_Tea
@Kiwi_Tea 3 года назад
It's on the right here. And I'm left handed. I learned.
@melissacooper4282
@melissacooper4282 3 года назад
In the UK their steering wheels are on the right side.
@powerllesss2672
@powerllesss2672 3 года назад
@@melissacooper4282 that’s the point of my comment
@BlackADDER-ue9yc
@BlackADDER-ue9yc 3 года назад
18:25 I realised this when I said “howdy” to a guy at work who speaks English as a second language and he just looked at me... for like 5 whole seconds and said “I am good thanks” rather confused
@ivettegutierreztorres4272
@ivettegutierreztorres4272 3 года назад
A very Texas thing to say
@maddiemcnugget1076
@maddiemcnugget1076 3 года назад
This is super refreshing. I know lots of people on the internet will admit they’re stupid, but most of the time I see comments of people calling other people stupid. Like at first it’s funny but the negative energy really gets to your brain.
@ChesnokOrNot
@ChesnokOrNot 3 года назад
Didn't realize that it's not "Cage-in food", its freaking Cajun food. I never saw it spelled in print, and "Cage in" does sound like a food term in my defense.
@Cam15100
@Cam15100 3 года назад
I learned not so long ago that it is not normal to cringe when brushing your teeth since your tongue and entire mouth turn deep red and burns for like an hour or so. When I’d complain that brushing my teeth hurt when I was a kid my dad would just tell me it was because I didn’t do a good enough job brushing. My mom would say that it was because I didn’t brush enough. My sister would call me a liar and crybaby. I am 26 years old and didn’t realize I was allergic until I told my dentist a couple months ago that I liked my prescription toothpaste better than my regular toothpaste because it didn’t burn. It had always hurt to the point my eyes would sting with tears. She was shocked no one ever diagnosed me with a toothpaste allergy and told me to stop using any other toothpaste except the prescription one, Clinpro 5000.
@rhea1671
@rhea1671 3 года назад
I asked my dad for a pet reindeer and he said yes thinking reindeers didn’t exist
@tinbanger66
@tinbanger66 3 года назад
Yeah, didn't know they were real till high school. In US, we call them Woodland caribou. There's at least one guy on you tube that didn't know that cougar, mountain lion, puma, and panther are all the same critter.
@tinbanger66
@tinbanger66 3 года назад
PS, when you got it, did it fly?!
@kathxrat_.
@kathxrat_. 3 года назад
The reason why Peppa pig likes to jump in muddy puddles is because pigs roll in mud
@Tempus0ptic
@Tempus0ptic 3 года назад
My friend just realized that the voice doing these reddit videos isn't an actual person who speaks with a monotone voice. Not surprising coming from a guy who spent 6 years in high school.
@TheNadnerb
@TheNadnerb 3 года назад
The fact that one of the characters in Green Eggs and Ham isn’t named. It wasn’t until the animated series that I realized “I-Am-Sam” and “Sam-I-Am” were the same character.
@pandamilkshake
@pandamilkshake 3 года назад
4:20 Hold up...THAT'S A TIMER?!?!? I THOUGHT MY TOOTHBRUSH WAS BROKEN TOO, WUT???
@tinbanger66
@tinbanger66 3 года назад
You'd think that an advanced civilization could come up with some kind of written instructions to help the user...
@Cooper-Radio
@Cooper-Radio 3 года назад
When you snap it's not the friction it's your finger hitting your palm Edit:fixed some words
@raystanton7898
@raystanton7898 3 года назад
Not to be picky, but I think it's your finger hitting your palm.
@Cooper-Radio
@Cooper-Radio 3 года назад
@@raystanton7898 thanks I don't know why the feck I put thumb
@dionlindsay2
@dionlindsay2 3 года назад
I'm 66 and never knew that. Also, when I was little my cat Judy had a kitten we named Punch. Punch was lovely, black while Judy was black and white. Mum and Dad told me Punch went to live at Owenbredin which was my uncles' farm. And when I asked later how he was doing, they told me he was the best ratter on the farm. I've known the expression most of my life, but I'm only now wondering: did Punch die? I mean, he had an older sister, Marmalade, who got run over, and they told me that truthfully. Now I don't know...I mean, do cats even chase rats? Dogs do, and cats chase mice, yes?
@CatNolara
@CatNolara 3 года назад
you can't be serious ... omg and I was wondering why it doesn't always work
@wintergray1221
@wintergray1221 3 года назад
My fingers must be wimps then, can't snap to save my life.
@DjMarcoVi
@DjMarcoVi 3 года назад
I just realized mint is the name of the place they make coins and not mint as in the fresh plant
@cajunseasoning1846
@cajunseasoning1846 3 года назад
Mint however, is named after a greek nymph called Minthe who was turned into a plant. Thus was born...mint
@ShadySkater926
@ShadySkater926 3 года назад
How many people realized to many things when they watched this? I learned a lot today
@muurrarium9460
@muurrarium9460 3 года назад
Also the comments... oh boy, I feel dumber and smarter at the same time :)
@ShDynasty_Comma_To_The_Top
@ShDynasty_Comma_To_The_Top 3 года назад
Salem Witch Trials weren’t Salem, Oregon, but Massachusetts.
@authoress777annie
@authoress777annie 3 года назад
A celebrity I adored a while ago was suing someone he didn't know the name of and I saw "Jane Doe". Not knowing lawful stuff, I excitedly told the fandom, "WE KNOW WHO IT IS, JANE DOE!" Someone had to explain to me, a 17 year old, that Jane/John Doe are substitute names.
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