What's In His Pants? 

LOL!

epic xD

then they can tie them on the door and get out the weenie beanie for their pitched tent haha

I can't breath

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+Christina Doxstader heck yea

Steve was obviously joking. He's a comedian

@@karlwarner9221 I Cant Believe that McKenzi greer of the finch cousins said boner that was whack

To a guy going on a hot date that could happen way too easily

@@colinroley162 is she married?

I kinda wondered if the workers there knew this would happened so they ask certain questions that may make him lose his mind.

@@WaylonMoone, how could anyone make him lose his mind when he’s already lost it?

+GingerBomb or that they are referring to a boner as a "pitched tent"

+GingerBomb Or that the last answer on the board is "a sock"?

haha I thought that too!

+GingerBomb What 46 people that call themselves "americans" call it a weenie beanie?!

+GingerBomb Yeah, really. Like grow up, huh?!

A 'Skin Flute Salute' !

sorry, i dont get it. English isn't my first language

@@yeftaaditya you stand up and salute soldiers who’ve just came from battle with other countries if you see them in public. It’s a way of respect towards them in America. A guy’s pitched tent (his pen¡s) means it’s up and are excited by the woman in his presence, also hinting towards s3x.

@@SpiderManMCUniverse ok thanks. I just googled boner is slang word for erected penis. but, what is the relation between saluting the troops and pitched tent ? is it metaphor ?

@@yeftaaditya a pitched tent is up high, an erect penis is up high...salute is up high.

Can't be that innocent since she thought it. Lol I know cause that was my first thought too 😂

TBH I was my first thought to

+Kayleigh Natasha Yes, mine too. 😀😀

Yeah

What??? How the fk does a guy get a boner for more than half a day in total??? Ru dumb m8? At most its maybe 3-4 boners a day....7 at max but fkin 24/7?!?!?!?! ur zooked

He was already smirking before she said it the first time

I Just Like To Game lol

Cinderella would lmao

and "YOU KNOW ITS UP THERE STEVE"

Joe : they r told to say that shit.... to keep things consistant. if you watch the collab shows you can see him tiving the instructions

TEXAS STEVE, TEXAS!

It is technically not a bad word so yes you can.

A bunch of RaNdOm did you?

hahaha savage

and names his dog Snozzberry

+Giovanni Ahrcherii I was thinking she had a brother named Butterscotch.

+Giovanni Ahrcherii or Tawni for that matter. that a hooker's name

+freezaplanet419 We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams.

What's a sock I don't get it?

+sergeantassassin3 ~ because the sock isn't for what you think it's for.

+sergeantassassin3 first thing I thought actually. Maybe it's all the 80's TV I watched growing up. You put the sock, or cucumber or other long product in your pants to make it look like you're packing, never did get the point because if it does get you in the bedroom and drop your pants you're busted lol.

+Darktiger104 Wow and you came back with your dumb ass lying self just to talk to no one again in spet

DIKKKKUH

Nope. XD

So he might have a dick in his pants? He doesn't necessarily have to huh? :D

jojkoful not in this day and age. womp, womp...

HugoPlayzMC nothing gets a date off to a rousing start like a pitched tent.

KnightSpark- "Saluting the troops."... I can work with that.

+King_Etokura HA!

Lol

Addie Hipster The iPhone came out in 2007. Cell phones were just as prevalent in 2012 as they are in 2014. How old are you?

Cell phones have been around for decades.

You don't need a cellphone on a hot date. Especially if it goes as planned...

Gabriel Etrazeli If everything went as planned, then you wouldn't need pants either, but I'm sure people wear them when they go out, in general. :P Just like you would take your cell, date or no date.

David Wolf If you're going on a hot date, you would need pants. So when the times comes you hit them with the element of surprise. ^x^ For a cellphone; If you're going on a date, you wouldn't want someone calling you to interrupt you, even if it doesn't go 'as planned'. Also, I don't go out with my cellphone all the time. I don't need it. Nobody *needs* a cellphone. It's just not necessary. Date or no date. I'm just trying to explain why cellphone wasn't on the board.

She’s Robocop

Nope

+Connor Clemmons that's like saying clothes and a wardrobe are the same thing.

+Connor Clemmons do u pay with wallets ?

+Sassy Meatball Well, not with today's currency.

+Connor Clemmons Your wallet might also contain your driver's license and other paraphernalia, so no.

+Admiral Ackbar i usually just say raging-flaming-wooden pole.

Matt Underwood Crispy Socks

@@TonTheHungry : That's pretty subtle.

Admiral Ackbar kopp kiki 69left and I have been in 9mont

morning wood

My guess would be... Tent enhancement...

Linkaru But if it's a hot date... I mean, what happens when she takes the dudes pants off?

Diadlo I dunno. Maybe he expects to take them off himself or something.

Linkaru But the girl is still gonna realise you don't have what you were selling.

Diadlo I guess people just don't think that far ahead.

The Ohko GOT EM

Gotty

This was 2 years ago. Wow.

Lololl

Dats the number wuon auhser!

roofie

Hahahaha

*The Dahmer family answered that and got top points decades ago.*

Bill Cosby wasnt in the survey😥😥.

Then one of the answers might have been his "jello pudding pop"

hahahah oh man

do people in the USA nos carry a damn phone on their pants?

ganning akaJoséSoares it's always i they're hand anyway.

Isela Rose Marshall

ganning akaJoséSoares this was in 2011 it was a different time back then.

Money is dollars and coins. A wallet is something that MAY contain money, but also contains things like your credit card and driver's license.

When you say wallet, the main indication is the holder of money, credit cards (digital money) and IDs. Obvious implications are obvious. This was bullshit. If by "wallet" she meant Passport, that would be wrong.

Well you can't substitute money for drivers licenses or contact information, etc.

True, b/c not everybody carries those in a wallet.. but almost NOBODY carries a wallet without some form of money in it.

When you switch containers to make your point, you lose your point. I can sleep in my car that doesn't make it a house. Wallet in synonymous with money.

Its a hot date, not a Romantic date.

Right it's not a romantic date, hence taking off your wedding ring and putting it in your pocket. Hot date.

ALEXANDER BAKER Wow seriously? you think that a hot date entails cheating? wtf. I hope your spouse finds out what an ass you are.

You assume I have a spouse

ALEXANDER BAKER for the sake of the women out there (other than the ones who enjoy being cuckolded), may you never have one

On my feet, ya, but why would I need a third in my pants?

this is my dining sock!

+Wwe guy FTW so when they get back to wherever, they put the sock over the door knob to the room. Its a signal to "Do not disturb" aka they're doin the do.

+Wwe guy FTW Just in case the date doesn't go well

+Shaun Hooper people actually do that shit? I thought stuffing was only for insecure teenage girls

Imagine if this was going on when all the troops were waiting for Trump's arrival.

Lolololololol

The way her voice cracked had me in STITCHES!!! 😂

She was saying it in such an apologetic way!

@@paulkane7771 she kinda didn’t want to say it

It's from the present decade.

Charlotte Tan XD

we all know why they use slang

Kawthar Farhat: normal descriptions aren't nearly as funny. But more importantly, nobody tunes into this show because they want to hear ANYTHING "normal". It's a comedy, not a friggin' documentary!

Gotta keep it censored lol

The slang on this show is so weird. LOL

Forgive me for sounding dumb but I'm gonna ask it anyway, what's a "weanie beanie"?

Lovi Poekimo watch the video and if you're old enough you'll understand xD

Lovi Poekimo it's cut up hotdogs in baked beans

Lovi Poekimo A "weanie beanie" is an older term for a condom. If you don't know what a condom is, look it up

Lol I love the names they use for things

Well, he might be carrying his ERECTION!

what is that like from the 70's my goodness.

They call me the necromancer, reviving threads after years

Shaw Mou boi

lol @ shaw

And she had to say it twice because Steve Harvey didn't hear what she said.

@@shawmou3493 are you a triggered pussy ass feminazi. Get some balls. Oh wait you don't got any balls.

7 years later it still bring death of me 💀😂

@@followerofgod6558 look atvthessc

Boner meaning??

*face.

Esp. since it's all UNSCRIPTED

Pootis Bird i see u in alot of the comments in family fued

+JUNE ROB ikr !!! XDD

My favorite is Tawni 😍

Check that one 😂🤣 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-6Cdej2n6unA.html

A hardon is often the leade or a lot of bad mistakes, like marriage. . .

+songsongandsong22 Maybe because she's not hot? You might find her attractive, but objectively that's a weird looking girl.

+songsongandsong22 Heidi is hotter.

+Lmomjian Touché

All of them were cute and could get it...that's why they were all preggo.

I think they are all attractive. My favorite is Twani.

TomKeresey10 so did I

+Tony Snell IKR I LOLED SOOO BAD XDDD

Most men would agree McKenzie is the best looking. Men like straight hair on women.

@@rascal211 I think Taffi's pretty cute

troops*

LOL! To make you look "bigger".

Socks are under your pants, so technically they are in your pants??? Best I can do lol

in it*

Guys jerk off into socks so it's not messy, I'm guessing it's if he doesn't get to take the girl home

no they don't jerk off into socks idiot.

I'm just going to assume that by wallet, they mean credit cards.

Jenny Medrano Gum/Mints were together even though not all gum is minty.

***** I don't keep my cash in the same place as my wallet. Wallets are for all the cards now, debit and otherwise.

what are those?:v

Night Wing Watch George Carlin's "7 bad words you can't say on TV" and let HIM explain it.

Actually, there are 13.

If you're a sailor.