What's the Best Weapon in Your Kitchen?? 

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@SenseiSeth deadliest fruit is durian,its the child of pineapple and coconut.

The idea of you starting a cooking channel i think is actually way more suitable for you.

How about an episode of you making Chanko Nabe?

Should make you more aware of the difference in quality cooking equipment too. Back in the day, when grandmas were bashing there husbands the rolling pin were made of one part without moveable parts, google for Moroccan Wooden Rolling Pin or Mattarello rolling pin made of Beech Wood, which used for furniture too! That is the reason the italian ladys could always batter their husbands! By the way breaking of the foot of a table is usually enough to batter someone to hospital too! Not even inferior to any riot stick of the police

I laughed at the same part cause i thought "they better clean up or theyre gonna get yelled at"

It's the same conversation two guys will have every year starting at the age of 6. The only difference is it starts with a dozen ninjas and gets more practical every year.

@@donovanmallory That’s why I laugh every time someone says we live in a simulation… 🤔 If we are then tell me 🤷🏻‍♂️Where are all the Ninjas? 🥷🥷🥷🥷🥷…😬👍

@@allenwurl6245 You can't see them, because they are ninjas.

Never get between a Frenchman and his baguette

The super cheap Japanese rolling pins are just a 1.5 inch dowel really. No handle - a bit short for like … Combat. But a bad day for someone who takes it to the face.

I don't know if the median adult male could crack through the median adult male scull with one of those. Or if they could, how many people would be able to land a strike accurate enough and with enough force in combat, is a different question itself

Oh hell yeah ! As an italian i am always miffed at those weak and flimsy american rolling pins , i have a 60cm/2ft rolling pin that is a solid piece and the width three fingers , If that where slammed on your head you'd feel it and it wouldn't be funny

@@davidegaruti2582 Exactly!

I thought it was a spatula video myself... :)

"NOOOOO"

He's too busy training

Probably his kid

Damn, that’s good to know. I mean not for the combat aspect, but normal kitchen use.

Good point! A cheap plastic one would not work as well! 😂

Pyrex needs to use this video as advertising. It's brilliant.

Same as hell

Was looking for this comment 😂

I was shocked 😂

a coconut? Roddy Piper bashed Snuka pretty good with that one.

😂

but how would you hold it tho?

I think they know what's up by now, 1 neighbor has been featured in at least 2 videos.

They know what’s up. “Mike’s at it again!”

If you have a meat tenderizer that’s basically already a medieval tool of war

That and the things just look scary. So you definitely got the potential psychological effect.

Meat cleaver ​@@ironclamp5325

Quinoa or teff are also very slippery on the floor.

Ninja pepper powder would be horrible! Flour, baking soda, and other powders would blind the opponent and I don't have to tell y'all which ones will combust when thrown in the air!

Also all the cleaning chemicals in the kitchen…

The bear claw set on an berserking chief’s hands will definitely strike terror into the hearts of those poor insurgents

Intimidation factor! Have a breakaway bottle on the counter. SMASH it on your head and just start acting crazy! Throw fruit, a plate, pans. 🤪 You don't want what I got! 🤪

Upon Home Invader Entry: "Coarse, fine, extra fine, or sliced?"

Ow

Your kitchen sounds both over and under equipped, like you would have an easy time making a live pig into ham in there, but a hard time making pasta.

@@Nevyn515 🤣pretty accurate.. I can make things hot and non toxic to consume but I wouldn't call it cooking.

Damn, I expected it to be a jar of marmite.

OH. MY. GOD. Real authentic Mama Mia style homemade spaghetti? ❤❤❤ Just thinking about that makes me dizzy. You have to have tried it to truly understand how divine that is. 👍💪

It's basically a sai

I wouldn't find it fast enough. My kitchen is a mess, I guess

And then the plate too the shin🤣🤣