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Комментарии : 8 тыс.   
@leedraconis5793
@leedraconis5793 5 лет назад
“Are you a simpleton” made me laugh so loud my cat left the room in fear
@noellerose2691
@noellerose2691 5 лет назад
Liam Vic i've added "are you a simpleton?" to my vernacular!!!
@1993httphil
@1993httphil 4 года назад
I'm still shaking from laughing and then read your comment. Now I'm dead. Thanks.
@Magicpoppy
@Magicpoppy 4 года назад
😂😂
@targaryenXoolf
@targaryenXoolf 4 года назад
Malkovich is lit
@lizc6393
@lizc6393 2 года назад
There's no way that was in the script... that was 100% Malkovich Malkovich-ing.
@rdzr1kinpin
@rdzr1kinpin 4 года назад
Bird Box: A monster that respects private property
@anonb4632
@anonb4632 4 года назад
Actually it's an old trope with demons, vampires etc. You have to invite them in. They don't respect property, they just respect walls. They trespass a lot. 🤗
@Raccon_Detective.
@Raccon_Detective. 4 года назад
@@anonb4632 Thanks for reminding.
@williamorme7687
@williamorme7687 4 года назад
@@anonb4632 I didn't know
@Chrisgonzalz
@Chrisgonzalz 4 года назад
Respects personal space
@antonymilne1346
@antonymilne1346 3 года назад
And consent. They can't remove your blindfold. You gotta do it yourself
@quintinesters8286
@quintinesters8286 5 лет назад
when you realize that the monster can destroy trees but not take off their blind folds
@digimaniacstudios5959
@digimaniacstudios5959 4 года назад
They can destroy trees but not physically destroy humans
@GuenniKurti
@GuenniKurti 4 года назад
It can also violently shake a car with 5 people on in it. Its powers are so inconsistent that the movie just doesn't make any sense anymore.
@azulBjort_1406
@azulBjort_1406 4 года назад
ThEy DoN't HaVe OpPoSaBlaE tHuMbS
@fudzyfudzy6586
@fudzyfudzy6586 3 года назад
@@azulBjort_1406 genius
@siwap3809
@siwap3809 3 года назад
uh it’s called plot convenience
@grimreefer9324
@grimreefer9324 4 года назад
Dude I just realized how fucking powerful Daredevil would be in this movie I’m now wondering why they didn’t include a “blind guy” character that teaches them how to try and navigate without seeing. Not like in a Daredevil way, just in a normal.... blind guy way....
@jays.6843
@jays.6843 4 года назад
The movie would probably be like "He can hear their outlines, he's crazy now".
@Alison-dt5wo
@Alison-dt5wo 3 года назад
From reading about about 30 pages plus the ending of the book (so qualified, lol), the sanctuary is actually a home for the blind. To be admitted, they are then required to blind themselves. So yeah, you get the normal blind people just living their lives when it's all over.
@z-chan946
@z-chan946 3 года назад
Daredevil crossover with birdbox?
@timmm1668
@timmm1668 3 года назад
@@z-chan946 wtf
@shripadreddy4852
@shripadreddy4852 Год назад
@@Alison-dt5wo so does the Sandra bullock and her kids took of there eyes in the book?
@theochurch5886
@theochurch5886 5 лет назад
Birdbox: Can't see A Quiet Place: Can't speak Hush: Can't hear Mean Girls: Can't sit with us
@zboy1152
@zboy1152 5 лет назад
Nerd Sandwich Don’t Breathe: Also can’t see
@rexhepmuaremi3328
@rexhepmuaremi3328 5 лет назад
You: Can't make good jokes
@zboy1152
@zboy1152 5 лет назад
Rexhep Muaremi You: *gets toxic* Me: *accepts the comment above as a joke anyways*
@bellablondon6172
@bellablondon6172 5 лет назад
That was hilarious 😂😂😂
@lainyloraine7185
@lainyloraine7185 5 лет назад
Hotel: trivago
@officialslk
@officialslk 5 лет назад
This is why Daredevil was cancelled. They knew Matt Murdock would be too powerful.
@blurryperson2685
@blurryperson2685 5 лет назад
B I G T H O N K
@LuBuSympathizer
@LuBuSympathizer 5 лет назад
I was thinking the same thing the whole time when watching it
@dylanbell268
@dylanbell268 5 лет назад
Ugh then someone made this www.google.com/amp/s/comicbook.com/horror/amp/2019/01/02/daredevil-bird-box-mashup-netflix/
@loganayers7872
@loganayers7872 5 лет назад
Its cuz he saw a cab at the end of season 3! He broke the system and they had to get rid of him
@christa1965
@christa1965 5 лет назад
Wait what??
@affogaato
@affogaato 5 лет назад
"Named after the sweetest girl I ever met." *"SHUT UP OLYMPIA."*
@galleryofrogues
@galleryofrogues 4 года назад
acorn **Olympia dives hilariously out a window**
@Maheshrpsharma
@Maheshrpsharma 4 года назад
to make her feel good about the recently given name
@TheSaiyanPrincess89
@TheSaiyanPrincess89 4 года назад
I thought her name was Olivia?
@kdoh_music
@kdoh_music 4 года назад
8:08
@bluejam7634
@bluejam7634 4 года назад
@@kdoh_music 8:03 Fixed it for ya
@TypetwoAbsolute
@TypetwoAbsolute 5 лет назад
How blind is blind enough? There are a lot of blind people that can still see something. I wear glasses, if I take them off am I immune to the creature?
@kordami28
@kordami28 5 лет назад
Haha ikr?
@jwhippet8313
@jwhippet8313 5 лет назад
Yes. Yes you are.
@ArlanKels
@ArlanKels 5 лет назад
I'm more wondering.. Well I'm certain the alien monsters have a certain color So if you use cameras and have them set to not show that color...you wouldn't see them?
@HateshWarkio
@HateshWarkio 5 лет назад
@@ArlanKels Rainbow Cthulhu
@ponkotuu
@ponkotuu 4 года назад
@@ArlanKels that's what greg did and he still died, his monitor also show black and white footage
@senorclappin3374
@senorclappin3374 5 лет назад
The only person who can call their son “boy” is Kratos
@TheFilthyCringer
@TheFilthyCringer 5 лет назад
Yeah but if Kratos was in the film it wouldn't be much of a film. "The monster is dead" "how did you kill it without looking?" "All I see is another enemy"
@pigflatus7434
@pigflatus7434 5 лет назад
Laurence Barnes I feel like he would be immune anyway, since he’s a god.
@QuandaleDingle10
@QuandaleDingle10 5 лет назад
BOI
@cameronb7161
@cameronb7161 5 лет назад
This is how the movie would go if Kratos were in it: Atreus: "Where'd all those monsters go? And where did you get these new rugs?" Kratos: "You answered your first question with your second question."
@diobrando5896
@diobrando5896 5 лет назад
Arthur Morgan Would
@stevester9148
@stevester9148 5 лет назад
''Named after the sweetest girl I've ever met...''/''SHUT UP OLYMPIA!!!'' Best. edit. ever!
@David-ev3xb
@David-ev3xb 5 лет назад
Stevester true
@dinimueter9961
@dinimueter9961 5 лет назад
She should have named her after her sister, that would have made more sense to me
@GiubileiFernando
@GiubileiFernando 5 лет назад
Should have added "Shut up, Patrice!"
@DavidMartinez-ce3lp
@DavidMartinez-ce3lp 5 лет назад
😂😂 that was great
@taswick223
@taswick223 5 лет назад
Lisa Häberli or Jasmine or Ariel like Olympia said she wanted
@dislike_button33
@dislike_button33 5 лет назад
I also love how John Malcovich's character is right the whole time and the movie is trying to make you hate him so hard. Like literally every time people don't listen to him, they die.
@GulpurEel
@GulpurEel 5 лет назад
This is exactly how I described the plot to my boyfriend. "A bunch of people refuse to listen to the smartest person in the room simply because he's blunt and uses a mean tone". John Malcovich was the best, most intelligent character in the movie and people refuse to listen to a damn thing he says. They all deserved to die in my opinion lol
@HolderoftheHeel
@HolderoftheHeel 5 лет назад
Paraphrasing his line: "You want to know the only difference between us? I'm always right." Seemed more like a message from the writer than actual dialogue to me.
@christophergibbs2616
@christophergibbs2616 5 лет назад
But...he was only right one time. Every other time he voiced his opinion it ended up being wrong...you can even see that when the group treats him the way that he wanted to treat everyone else after he proves to be more of a liability than an asset.
@Jessica-ms3bv
@Jessica-ms3bv 5 лет назад
My 0g puttying kkib7 on
@tNigel
@tNigel 5 лет назад
Nice profile pic
@BogusLettuce
@BogusLettuce 5 лет назад
8:58 "Then I saw John malkovich... and I realized he's too expensive to be in the movie for just a few minutes" Currently on the floor.
@anonb4632
@anonb4632 4 года назад
John Malkovitch is in quite a lot of the film. Jacki Weaver is wasted on this film though.
@dustedjotaro3078
@dustedjotaro3078 4 года назад
Everything changed as soon as John Malkovich appeared on screen.
@TTFerdinand
@TTFerdinand 4 года назад
@@dustedjotaro3078 Yes, for a while I thought he was gonna save that film. Eventually. Then he died. I thought - NO! He could've saved that film! Then the film ended and I thought - nah, he couldn't have saved it even if he had wanted to.
@Costikeke
@Costikeke 2 года назад
@@anonb4632 to be fair malkovitch too was wasted at one point
@jwalkballin
@jwalkballin 5 лет назад
“What are you, a simpleton?” is literally the best movie quote ever.
@SheepAmongG.O.A.T
@SheepAmongG.O.A.T 5 лет назад
Only to the simpletons
@jwalkballin
@jwalkballin 5 лет назад
Nay unto thee, simpleton.
@spongebobsquarehead8121
@spongebobsquarehead8121 5 лет назад
Best game quote ever: “What in Lucifer’s ballsack was that?!”
@nigerianprince2995
@nigerianprince2995 5 лет назад
W H O L E T THE S I M P L E T O N O U T O F T H E A S Y L U M
@apseudonym
@apseudonym 5 лет назад
T h e S i m p l e t o n s *simpsons theme plays*
@mr.ditkovich3672
@mr.ditkovich3672 5 лет назад
*_John Cena was the villain._*
@The_G_Edits
@The_G_Edits 5 лет назад
Cuz you cant see him... Niceee
@andrewharvey1777
@andrewharvey1777 5 лет назад
Mr. Ditkovich Death by attitude adjustment
@leon30517
@leon30517 5 лет назад
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
@connorsimmonds9698
@connorsimmonds9698 5 лет назад
Best comment i have read in years
@enzoknol3015
@enzoknol3015 5 лет назад
Yes
@madeleineknode5064
@madeleineknode5064 5 лет назад
"Are there - other - children in the world?" *You're doing great sweety* Hahahahahahhaha 😂😂😂
@wavyyvibez3278
@wavyyvibez3278 4 года назад
Madeleine Knode My question 😂
@galleryofrogues
@galleryofrogues 4 года назад
*sweaty
@Tit0Matic
@Tit0Matic 4 года назад
@@galleryofrogues lol no. "sweaty" is what happens to people while running a few miles
@galleryofrogues
@galleryofrogues 4 года назад
Tit0Matic who hurt you, sweaty? 😂
@Tit0Matic
@Tit0Matic 4 года назад
@@galleryofrogues Earl Sweatshirt
@WeirdDarknessOfficial
@WeirdDarknessOfficial 5 лет назад
I'm ready to make my prediction for 2019. In October we'll see a dramatic increase in newborn babies being named Boy or Girl.
@dward1959
@dward1959 5 лет назад
We need a nuclear ww honestly
@footofjuniper8212
@footofjuniper8212 5 лет назад
2029: "Why are you crying, Birdbox Olympia? Did the other boys in gym class beat you up again?"
@myburn6733
@myburn6733 5 лет назад
cringe, what are you? 10?
@YonderYoshi
@YonderYoshi 5 лет назад
No, the SJWs will pitchfork you for that prediction.
@tsuyuasui7297
@tsuyuasui7297 5 лет назад
Marlar House lol, actually boy is an actual boys name in the netherlands.
@zapcoolman8816
@zapcoolman8816 5 лет назад
*A R E Y O U A S I M P L E T O N*
@nigerianprince2995
@nigerianprince2995 5 лет назад
Zap Coolman W H O L E T THE S I M P L E T O N O U T O F T H E A S Y L U M
@caseymorgan5430
@caseymorgan5430 5 лет назад
Yes
@AKACHIISBETTER
@AKACHIISBETTER 5 лет назад
Zap Coolman HA!
@Mrpandamanism
@Mrpandamanism 5 лет назад
gets me every time
@gauravchandra1585
@gauravchandra1585 5 лет назад
i hated olympia , so probably she did nice work in the movie :)
@SunlessPeriwinkle
@SunlessPeriwinkle 5 лет назад
don't open the door. I'm gonna open this DOOR.
@JackZanma
@JackZanma 5 лет назад
@@anonymanvandare3681 HOLD THE DOORRRR!!
@mikehoncho5278
@mikehoncho5278 5 лет назад
Nice Team Sleep profile picture
@hatoftricks7132
@hatoftricks7132 5 лет назад
@@mikehoncho5278 HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR !
@Dermetsu
@Dermetsu 5 лет назад
HODOR
@iwillbeginagain
@iwillbeginagain 5 лет назад
I chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of...
@theyeetmasta4320
@theyeetmasta4320 5 лет назад
*legend says Tom is still opening doors*
@galleryofrogues
@galleryofrogues 4 года назад
TheYeetMasta *what is with him and d o o r s*
@Maheshrpsharma
@Maheshrpsharma 4 года назад
with the little hole his head
@unique7668
@unique7668 5 лет назад
Bird Box: Can't see Quiet Place: Can't talk Hush: Can't hear Raven: Can't shwim
@somerandomname1902
@somerandomname1902 5 лет назад
Boy and Girl: Can't swim
@max-rdj9741
@max-rdj9741 5 лет назад
Perfect Sense: Can't perceive
@cherrycola5309
@cherrycola5309 5 лет назад
Hotel: Trivago
@mistawithhair9203
@mistawithhair9203 5 лет назад
Happy birthday raven
@TheFunnyGuy9000
@TheFunnyGuy9000 5 лет назад
Jaws: can’t go to the ocean
@b.barnesws8149
@b.barnesws8149 5 лет назад
Matt Murdock would thrive in this world.
@MrKa_Rate
@MrKa_Rate 5 лет назад
He would be some kind of high priest to the horrors.
@randomduck8679
@randomduck8679 5 лет назад
B.Barnes WS exactly what I thought when I saw the trailer
@abcron3788
@abcron3788 5 лет назад
What if his blindsense was too good though and counted as seeing the horrors?
@kayhaych05
@kayhaych05 5 лет назад
I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING. 😂
@ThatGenericPyro
@ThatGenericPyro 5 лет назад
Daredevil would have a better chance, certainly... But I'm not really sure. If it's as good as it is in the Netflix show (where he actually pretty *clearly* saw Claire way back in Season 1 when he was telling her about himself and we got a quick shot of how he "sees" everything) then it might not help that much? It's anyone's guess, really. Hard to say without knowing the full extent of those things's power to make people kill themselves after they look at them....
@darthjueffjueff_958
@darthjueffjueff_958 5 лет назад
“Why it sucks” “It’s more in the middle”
@DrJellyFanguzzz
@DrJellyFanguzzz 5 лет назад
oh, you know damn why he said that... Wasn't clickbait or anything, or trigger words.. not at all
@valeoncat13
@valeoncat13 5 лет назад
@@DrJellyFanguzzz Definitely clickbait, but clickbait isn't inherently bad. Especially in a media climate where most content is free, the whole thing becomes competitive based on who can pull the most people in. The issue arises when the content isn't of quality or is completely unrelated to the thumbnail. But the quality was fine and he still pointed out all the flaws of the movie that could be deal breakers for others.
@lush2711
@lush2711 5 лет назад
@@ShadowWafflesss it is clickbait.
@ken-yo2hz
@ken-yo2hz 5 лет назад
@@ShadowWafflesss it's clickbait.
@muntu1221
@muntu1221 5 лет назад
@@valeoncat13 Uh, no. Clickbait is understood to be bad, which is why it's named after the concept of eating poison or metal hooks disguised as food. There's getting the attention of your audience, then there's lying. If you say "why this movie sucks", then you say "it doesn't suck at all, it just has flaws", then you knew what you were doing. That would be called a review or a breakdown, and either of those would've brought an audience.
@airbomb34
@airbomb34 5 лет назад
The demons learn English at the end. WHAT A TWIST!
@anonb4632
@anonb4632 4 года назад
They knew English at the beginning though. If what Lydia says is true then they resemble dead people that many of the victims knew.
@AFarmerCalledChicken
@AFarmerCalledChicken 4 года назад
Anon B so... I'd either see my grandpa or my cat... nice.
@anonb4632
@anonb4632 4 года назад
@@AFarmerCalledChicken Lydia (the bald guy's wife) saw her mother I think. However I'm guessing she wasn't in a good state.
@comnic5770
@comnic5770 5 лет назад
Boy and girl are like the ice climbers. Edit:Why does this have so many likes?
@pinstripecool34
@pinstripecool34 5 лет назад
Comnic lmfao
@ryanmak9476
@ryanmak9476 5 лет назад
Comnic Unlocked then yesterday as Donkey Kong
@iguessgrass
@iguessgrass 5 лет назад
Comnic you took my joke kinda
@seanpiersonjr8964
@seanpiersonjr8964 5 лет назад
@@iguessgrass same
@ryanmak9476
@ryanmak9476 5 лет назад
CafeSensei The cheese is charged up the punch forward launch headbutt taunt and bring in the pain
@Adam-wy7mj
@Adam-wy7mj 5 лет назад
*i'M oPeNiG tHe DoOr* 🚪
@zanare88
@zanare88 5 лет назад
Hold Door? HOLD DOORRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
@kaisac.
@kaisac. 5 лет назад
I want a daredevil spinoff of him fighting the bird box monsters
@salreyes732
@salreyes732 5 лет назад
TOP TEN ANIME BATTLES
@nicolasriveros943
@nicolasriveros943 5 лет назад
Too bad it was cancelled :(
@aliteralhorse5023
@aliteralhorse5023 5 лет назад
That must be embarrassing; getting your ass handed to you by a blind dude, who's only weapon is two small sticks on a chain. And you are literally Cuthulu.
@MonkeyKingsformerroomate
@MonkeyKingsformerroomate 5 лет назад
@@aliteralhorse5023 "I'm a literal GOD!" But I can't physically hurt this man.....shit!"
@innerpeaceatrest3193
@innerpeaceatrest3193 5 лет назад
Cuthulu 1#: Wait! What if we bring in the worshipers! They can swarm the red bit! Cuthulu 2#: WHAT WORSHIPERS?! *Over the clearing of pine trees, the camara cuts to a Worshiper get there head torn off by a blind Punisher* Punisher:REMEMBER BITCHES! I CLAWED MY EYES OUT TO GET YOU COWARDLY FUCKS! AND IM GONNA GET MY MONEY'S WORTH.
@Emzzzzzzy
@Emzzzzzzy 5 лет назад
Bird Box: Can't see Quiet Place: Can't talk Hush: Can't hear Olympia: Can't even
@siamsajid4829
@siamsajid4829 4 года назад
You missed 'the silence'
@oreemmanuel
@oreemmanuel 4 года назад
Dont Breathe: .....don't apparently breathe
@kb-ey2vc
@kb-ey2vc 4 года назад
Don't Breathe: stfu or else you will be artificially impregnated
@georgefloydgayming227
@georgefloydgayming227 3 года назад
@@kb-ey2vc Lmfao
@thomasjefferson2813
@thomasjefferson2813 5 лет назад
Last night everyone at my house was talking about bird box. Didn't realize it was this big.
@pinstripecool34
@pinstripecool34 5 лет назад
Real Darth Revan same
@jamiegreyy
@jamiegreyy 5 лет назад
Consider how big Netflix is and it's kinda obvious
@jamiegreyy
@jamiegreyy 5 лет назад
@Michel Houellebecq Two things.. Trending, and new content is always at the top of the page when released. Even more so with an actress like Sandra Bullock as the main. Not diminishing it's viralarity though
@walterhicks5520
@walterhicks5520 5 лет назад
Bullshit.
@christmastiger
@christmastiger 5 лет назад
@@jamiegreyy Well it's new content they want to trend sometimes, and by just keeping it constantly at the top with the trailer running they can hook most curious viewers. Thank god I'm not a Sandra Bullock fan and didn't watch it.
@BxNcVsper777
@BxNcVsper777 5 лет назад
I forgot the bald dude name who lost his wife. But he was right through the whole movie. Calling him an asshole for what, because he spit logic and common sense 😁. If only they had listened to him
@averinus7706
@averinus7706 5 лет назад
Because he's white racist xenophobic Trump supporter. Holy Black man will save the day.
@stupidgoodsvevo3361
@stupidgoodsvevo3361 5 лет назад
His name was douglas
@christophergibbs2616
@christophergibbs2616 5 лет назад
His character was actually wrong for most of the movie. Remember he wasn't in his own house, defending his family. He was let into his neighbor's house, who he didn't even like, and then he decided that nobody else was allowed in, even though by that logic he would've been dead before the movie started. His "common sense" was basically him being selfish and getting pissed when other people didn't listen to him.
@nicholasc.5944
@nicholasc.5944 5 лет назад
this is also one thing i love about this movie douglas who plays the asshole was not completely an asshole, unlike in other movies where similar character is usually made into the quintessential dick
@actionms8566
@actionms8566 5 лет назад
@@christophergibbs2616 Judging by all they knew about what was happening when the apocalypse hit, not letting anybody in would be quite reasonable. Also he warned the house owner not to watch the video. He didn't listen and died. He warned the people not to let the obviously shady dude in who ended up killing them all. He also saved Sandra Bullock and died in the process. John Malkovic's character is the unsung hero of this film.
@astrorbits972
@astrorbits972 5 лет назад
I was really annoyed that Greg said it was a heat camera but it wasn’t... like,,, he said that right??
@isaacsmith2997
@isaacsmith2997 5 лет назад
I'm right with you there. I was so upset when they showed the monitor and it was literally just an image of outside. He said that he'd just be reading heat signatures or whatever.
@herborbord8958
@herborbord8958 5 лет назад
If I remember correctly, he was talking about the image, the monitor's heat, not a heat camera. And it was a plan worth trying to know if you could indirectly see the creature; like the serpent from Harry Potter, which didn't kill if looked through a mirror.
@isaacsmith2997
@isaacsmith2997 5 лет назад
@@herborbord8958 In the context of the situation, "heat from the monitor" makes absolutely no sense.
@herborbord8958
@herborbord8958 5 лет назад
@@isaacsmith2997 Monitors emit heat, he was describinn why he thought it would work. He said pixels, heat, i think colors, etc. It makes sense just think about it.
@mr.struggle7648
@mr.struggle7648 5 лет назад
I was so confused to be honest, I'm thinking that maybe he lied bc his husband had died and he wanted to go too......... idek, but that wouldn't make sense either, he could have just killed himself from the beginning. OR NETFLIX OVERLOOKED THAT WHOLE SCENE.
@jberczi6
@jberczi6 5 лет назад
Why on Earth is machine gun Kelly in this lol
@galleryofrogues
@galleryofrogues 4 года назад
Jack Berczi $$$
@buildawall5803
@buildawall5803 4 года назад
Eminem beef
@LunarEdge7
@LunarEdge7 4 года назад
Cuz they needed his skill as a "machine gun".
@michael2134c
@michael2134c 4 года назад
He’s an actor. You dummy.
@UbiMore
@UbiMore 4 года назад
MGK: “man we’re so fucked, we’re fucking trapped, it’s the end of the world baby you never know” 😏 gets laid and disappears lol that was his entire script 🤣
@DaDipinator
@DaDipinator 5 лет назад
Everyone should have just listened to John Malkovich
@PlaneetRuk
@PlaneetRuk 5 лет назад
Isn't that the subtitle of the script about our reality?
@jsogaybennett4469
@jsogaybennett4469 5 лет назад
Douglas
@sirbeatz3918
@sirbeatz3918 5 лет назад
Honestly that’s my life motto
@Sarahmint
@Sarahmint 5 лет назад
I loved the metaphors with his response to "why did you have a problem with my expansion" to "because I have to see it" all the way to being told by his murderer "it's a shame you couldn't see it" because the truth is he always did see (the reality of the situation). His bullshit detector went off with the holey story of that man who walked in and the old woman knocked him unconscious, not seeing the obvious
@kirareilly3699
@kirareilly3699 5 лет назад
You just came up with the new title for this movie.
@coolmancool29
@coolmancool29 5 лет назад
Maybe i'm stupid but I thought Malorie named them Boy and Girl so that the entity wouldn't be able to coax them with their name like it tries to do to Malorie...
@Gisellecollazo
@Gisellecollazo 5 лет назад
That was the point, he just didn’t get it cause he’s not smart 💀💀
@superkamiguru4615
@superkamiguru4615 5 лет назад
Interesting theory 🤔But wait couldnt the demons just call out Boy and Girl?? I mean it doesnt really matter if they werent given proper names, thats literally all Malorie called them right? I doubt she ever sat them down and explained that to them or even the importance of proper names
@coolmancool29
@coolmancool29 5 лет назад
@@superkamiguru4615 Thats pretty logical and that's what I thought too but then at the end they say "We don't have names" meaning they knew that Boy and Girl were not actual names but just what Malorie calls them. So maybe they can't be tempted because it holds no real weight to them except if Malorie is the one calling them Boy/Girl?
@ViperCannabis
@ViperCannabis 5 лет назад
Ian Loh Ern i mean, near the end where they were almost at the safe house.. the monster pretty much whispered/shouts all the name that was close to her in some way.. so if "Boy" & "Girl" was close to her (evident of the little speech she gave to make "girl" come back to her), why cant the john cena monster give an exception and whisper "Boy" and/or "Girl"? to Malorie to confuse her'?
@Clauperpot
@Clauperpot 5 лет назад
Exactly! Thats why the thing keeps on calling Mal but only calls the kids right at the end of the movie *with Mels voice* (cause shes with them) and not Tom’s, the kids liked Tom the better, his voice would be more efficient in telling the kids to take a look
@Isaacreeper
@Isaacreeper 5 лет назад
As an actual swimmer, swimming blind... Aint that bad... If you know where youre going. Never mind you right.
@Savantics
@Savantics 5 лет назад
@@Hextin Why are you so hostile? Who hurt you
@arananime3156
@arananime3156 5 лет назад
*hextin has left the chat
@kantoboi9699
@kantoboi9699 5 лет назад
@@ThatPool He deleted is comment what did he said?
@ThatPool
@ThatPool 5 лет назад
@@kantoboi9699 he decided not to read op's comment on its entirety
@Cemetery._Lady
@Cemetery._Lady 5 лет назад
@@ThatPool but what did he say exactaly lol
@PROFESSIONALDRUNKDRIVER
@PROFESSIONALDRUNKDRIVER 5 лет назад
Bird box: a zombie movie without zombies.
@hugoevergaster6201
@hugoevergaster6201 3 года назад
Not true, there is one zombie **cough** Olympia **cough**
@lzylay
@lzylay 3 года назад
Fax
@Fredrikbb
@Fredrikbb 2 года назад
I srsly thought Olympia was a Cow!
@AliKhan-iu5yk
@AliKhan-iu5yk 5 лет назад
A R E. U. A. S I M P L E T O N ?
@ianwhite9826
@ianwhite9826 5 лет назад
Ali Khan bearing that line from John Malkovich was the highlight of 2018
@darkhoodster7705
@darkhoodster7705 5 лет назад
The best line in the movie
@atinataylor8616
@atinataylor8616 5 лет назад
Netflix had to save money and make an invisible monster.
@atinataylor8616
@atinataylor8616 5 лет назад
CrayZ Cookie 👍
@atinataylor8616
@atinataylor8616 5 лет назад
CharizardDragon Oh my gosh: JOKES!
@cjcutsforth7016
@cjcutsforth7016 5 лет назад
@CrayZ Cookie im pretty sure cthulhu isnt from greek mythology
@imaginationcore2104
@imaginationcore2104 5 лет назад
@CrayZ Cookie it's not even a myth it's just a story by hp lovecraft
@stanktank1730
@stanktank1730 5 лет назад
@CrayZ Cookie Cthulu is from early 1900s American literature.
@nbafortniteepic9316
@nbafortniteepic9316 5 лет назад
Blind people just win.
@blackshogun272
@blackshogun272 5 лет назад
zAc0n OP if you were a blind Buddhist Monk that mastered Hand to Hand Combat, Blade Defense, Swordsmanship, and Vibration Detection then you've basically become God on this new Earth 😂
@lucbos659
@lucbos659 5 лет назад
Matt murdock wins
@bugajpcmr6093
@bugajpcmr6093 5 лет назад
They have to see this movie
@jail2634
@jail2634 5 лет назад
@@bugajpcmr6093 keked at that joke :D
@princevegeta7487
@princevegeta7487 4 года назад
@@lucbos659 Yeah Matt Murdock would literally be God hahahah
@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513
@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 5 лет назад
As soon as Girl walked out to find Malori i knew that was Olympias daughter
@bweany6728
@bweany6728 3 года назад
isnt girl malori’s daughter?
@awesomegirl5190
@awesomegirl5190 2 года назад
@@bweany6728 No
@Aznromeo
@Aznromeo 5 лет назад
You had me at it's better than Aquaman
@SebiHemke
@SebiHemke 5 лет назад
that was like the last thing he said tho...
@augustuzmoon3814
@augustuzmoon3814 3 года назад
Oh boy did that age poorly
@lightningandthethunder4114
@lightningandthethunder4114 3 года назад
R u saying that bird box is a good movie cuz if that’s actually what ur talking about then do u not kno that there r so many reviews and they said it’s crap and I agree
@siwap3809
@siwap3809 3 года назад
KOOK DA RICE
@xemnahort2
@xemnahort2 3 года назад
@@lightningandthethunder4114 he’s saying it didn’t age well because when he reviewed aquaman he discovered he actually likes it
@codyhamilton7716
@codyhamilton7716 5 лет назад
This movie would have been far more interesting if Daredevil was the main protagonist. Edit: Most likes I've ever gotten on here thanks everyone.
@Peteaguy
@Peteaguy 5 лет назад
Hahahaha
@twilitvigil5066
@twilitvigil5066 5 лет назад
hey yeah that's a cool ideaaaaOH WAIT
@ddpamp7962
@ddpamp7962 5 лет назад
Yes
@dannynanez4036
@dannynanez4036 5 лет назад
While watching this i thought "Damn, DareDevil would T H R I V E in this world."
@AlkisGD
@AlkisGD 5 лет назад
Plot twist: if he sees the entities with his ear vision, it's game over for him too!
@generalbutton
@generalbutton 5 лет назад
"Bird Box looks like a tv movie for some reason" Isn't Netflix the equivalent of tv nowadays?
@sancho96
@sancho96 5 лет назад
u mean trash
@romeoramirez4980
@romeoramirez4980 5 лет назад
No it’s an alternative
@wirtschaft7429
@wirtschaft7429 5 лет назад
@@romeoramirez4980 no. TV is the alternative to Netflix now
@romeoramirez4980
@romeoramirez4980 5 лет назад
Sawyer Nolan how
@RealGermanish
@RealGermanish 5 лет назад
A lot of Netflix movies (like this one presumably) have way bigger budgets than normal TV movies, so they shouldn't look as cheaply/uninspiredly made.
@jeremyjahns8586
@jeremyjahns8586 5 лет назад
*"I S I T C H U N K Y?"*
@galleryofrogues
@galleryofrogues 4 года назад
The Society Show 😂
@jozzen77
@jozzen77 4 года назад
Perfect timing
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 5 лет назад
So it's good. And it's bad. And it's in between.
@TrusteeNail
@TrusteeNail 5 лет назад
Yes
@carlosmarioruedalopez4981
@carlosmarioruedalopez4981 5 лет назад
Who r u?? Why do I see you everywhere?
@_trashmandan_2903
@_trashmandan_2903 5 лет назад
Oh no
@curi5672
@curi5672 5 лет назад
Justin Y. Hey
@quranmccoy5884
@quranmccoy5884 5 лет назад
Justin Y. Ugh
@thiccboi156
@thiccboi156 5 лет назад
If someone called me a Simpleton, I may have to re-evaluate my life.
@caydenmichael98
@caydenmichael98 5 лет назад
You're a Simpleton! There! Time to do some re-evaluating!
@pastorTracy911
@pastorTracy911 5 лет назад
Cayden Michael he’s been reevaluating for 7 months.
@sirbiscuits2442
@sirbiscuits2442 4 года назад
@@pastorTracy911 11 now
@galleryofrogues
@galleryofrogues 4 года назад
12 now
@buildawall5803
@buildawall5803 4 года назад
Arthur morgan antagonize
@zakarypalacios7687
@zakarypalacios7687 5 лет назад
To be honest blind people have the advantage in this movie.
@anthonydominguez4744
@anthonydominguez4744 5 лет назад
Zachary Palacio you do realize that the blind people are doomed to be easy prey to the people being controlled by the monsters right ? Along with the fact that you have the leader Rick just giving away his position to strangers so they’re all doomed . This movie was just trash .
@anthonydominguez4744
@anthonydominguez4744 5 лет назад
Ezra Muluken that literally makes no sense but I mean we’re talking about bird box so I guess making sense isn’t required
@spoople_doople
@spoople_doople 5 лет назад
@@anthonydominguez4744The blind would be completly fine because they can't see the monsters (that's kinda the definition of blind) and the people who can still have the blindfolds
@imlordbacon7473
@imlordbacon7473 5 лет назад
Anthony dominguez r/woooosh
@ramiere1412
@ramiere1412 5 лет назад
That's basically the ending
@raerae1630
@raerae1630 5 лет назад
When I saw what the sanctuary was, I really thought the twist would be that they had to be permanently blinded to live in peace from the monsters, like the personal dilemma in that H. G. Wells story.
@GotitoGaara8
@GotitoGaara8 5 лет назад
Yeaah, I honestly had the feeling that they would be given the ultimatum of 'extract your eyes or we won't let you in' kinda shit because being sighted they can still be dangerous to others...
@noahfatsi7190
@noahfatsi7190 5 лет назад
Apparently in the book many survivors blind themselves.
@ashwhiting7056
@ashwhiting7056 5 лет назад
Yup in, the book the sncutary is the same but alot more people blind thesemves in addition to the just blind people. including boy girl and the main character they blind themselves I belive when they get there.
@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb
@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb 5 лет назад
@@ashwhiting7056 i kinda prefer the movie version where boy and girl keep there sight becasue they get to see and play with all the other children like tom said.
@gRinchY-op5vr
@gRinchY-op5vr Год назад
That's the books ending, thats why
@luizfernandodonascimento3413
@luizfernandodonascimento3413 5 лет назад
I love the random names you assign the actors. "And then we have OLD WOMAN." 😂😂😂😂😂
@chrisd2876
@chrisd2876 5 лет назад
„Randomn“
@djosearth3618
@djosearth3618 5 лет назад
- That ironic moment when you remember the narrator whining about characters having names like; 'boy' & 'girl' or even 'old women'. ;]
@doubtfulhenry
@doubtfulhenry 2 года назад
Oh she's my favorite!
@renragged
@renragged 5 лет назад
I totally agree with the ending. It was way too ridiculous that she could just navigate right to that door blindfolded. Hell naw...
@iatedanscereal7676
@iatedanscereal7676 5 лет назад
It made more sense in the book because they had audio playing on loop by the building. Honestly, I don't know why they didn't put that part in the movie. It would have made more sense, and honestly, that part's pretty sad.
@peppersalt319
@peppersalt319 5 лет назад
@@iatedanscereal7676 they did....with bird noises
@iatedanscereal7676
@iatedanscereal7676 5 лет назад
Pepper Salt its not as effective as the other method though because the birds make noise whenever the monster is near, even when they can’t see it. in the book they had a voicemail from tom playing on loop which made more sense because then mallory would definitely know where to go and there’s be no confusion.
@jamesfernandes9433
@jamesfernandes9433 5 лет назад
The monsters are just endermen when you think about it
@bengal4047
@bengal4047 5 лет назад
Or bootleg SCP 096
@somerandomname1902
@somerandomname1902 5 лет назад
You mean slender man. Endermen just have a seizure and run after you.
@alexvelasquez1749
@alexvelasquez1749 5 лет назад
What if a slenderman look at one
@Mystickrage
@Mystickrage 5 лет назад
@@alexvelasquez1749 insanity and mindcontrol in the weakwilles ones death to those who can fight off his influence
@cam8842
@cam8842 5 лет назад
That’s almost true and I think that’s hilarious.
@timolos
@timolos 5 лет назад
But Boy and Girl are different. Twice Boy volunteered right away to look and Girl hesitated. Boy is more like Malorie, which makes sense.
@moe5020
@moe5020 5 лет назад
She didn't hesitate, she looked sad because she understood that Malorie was conflicted about which child to choose and was afraid she would choose her because she loved Boy more.
@jsogaybennett4469
@jsogaybennett4469 5 лет назад
Girl is soft like olimpya
@jsogaybennett4469
@jsogaybennett4469 5 лет назад
But girl=olimpya wasn't mals child and she thought mal loved boy=tom more
@HighiamDave
@HighiamDave 5 лет назад
When he offered it was out of just wanting to please his mother, the girl offered because she understood what was going on and knew the consequences. That hesitation you mentioned was her processing the situation.
@Muteki_REN
@Muteki_REN 5 лет назад
Yeah it was pretty clear to me that Malorie had more conflicts with Girl which led to their disconnect. Like Girl not listening to Malorie and leaving the boat to try and save her.
@theob1455
@theob1455 5 лет назад
Why were the characters so annoying? Literally I can’t understand what it was. But when ever someone other then Sandra bullock started talking I started getting super pissed off
@knight3612
@knight3612 5 лет назад
For me, literally everyone pissed me off, I could not watch it
@aviona123
@aviona123 5 лет назад
yeah i got pissed off too but i watched it in some party with people who were hyped the whole time so i didnt say anything lmao but same
@sjbrooksy45
@sjbrooksy45 4 года назад
Only thing I could think to justify it was maybe it was just SB's character's perception of them?
@drpnasty28
@drpnasty28 4 года назад
I think the characters were annoying for 2 reasons. 1. It was meant to be realistic, if youre stuck in a house with 6 strangers, theres a chance that they can be dumb and not think like you. 2. They were meant to show you how dumb thinking doesn't lead to survival in situations like this
@TTFerdinand
@TTFerdinand 4 года назад
I only got pissed off when Sandra started nagging at Tom about his story, falsely accusing him of lying - and again, when she herself took up his story and wittingly lied to the kids about it. Hypocritical bitch, giving others a hard time for no reason and then indulging in the exact activity herself.
@444lilou5
@444lilou5 5 лет назад
They could've just docked their boat somewhere earlier before they got to the rapids, left it there and walked on the ground.
@ryancruz8358
@ryancruz8358 5 лет назад
The demon was basically buttfucking them at the short distance they had to walk at the end you think it wouldn't try for that long of a walk and not succeed? Plus its harder to ya know walk a long ass time through a forest blindfolded
@444lilou5
@444lilou5 5 лет назад
huh...stupid i didn't think that through
@ryancruz8358
@ryancruz8358 5 лет назад
@@lieutenantgodzilla yeah but them almost taking off their blind folds almost works???
@TheMistyBlueLounge
@TheMistyBlueLounge 5 лет назад
@@ryancruz8358 Eh, a forest is no harder to walk through blind than a ranging river is to swim blind... the forest actually sounds a lot safer lol, even with a persuasive monster.
@grthorn3461
@grthorn3461 5 лет назад
Jake Moore The psychological warfare works in this scenario because the kids are easily manipulated and Malorie was mourning Tom’s death, which makes sense here considering she didn’t actually see him die.
@weederlichenutttn6445
@weederlichenutttn6445 5 лет назад
One moment, Blind people are Op
@akuchmadut3832
@akuchmadut3832 5 лет назад
ikr thats what i thought. they could literally walk around with no trouble
@psychokiller1153
@psychokiller1153 5 лет назад
@@akuchmadut3832 until the fanatics find them and kill them themselves....
@Adam-ob5fb
@Adam-ob5fb 5 лет назад
So is daredevil
@Adam-ob5fb
@Adam-ob5fb 5 лет назад
Or the guy the from ratatouille. He can just have the ray control him while blindfolded
@adreamer5920
@adreamer5920 5 лет назад
It's got a really nice concept but holy shit it's execution falls flat
@joneubanks9686
@joneubanks9686 5 лет назад
The concept is a mix of Hush and A quiet place
@johnsonrasmus6796
@johnsonrasmus6796 5 лет назад
@@MonsterGamz How was A Quiet Place bad?
@anthonydominguez4744
@anthonydominguez4744 5 лет назад
MonsterGamz 1000 times better than birdbox
@oscarbainbridge8656
@oscarbainbridge8656 5 лет назад
@@MonsterGamz i thought quiet place was good but hated this. think im just a sucker for decent cinematography and world building
@johnsonrasmus6796
@johnsonrasmus6796 5 лет назад
@@anthonydominguez4744 Its not lmao, Bird Box is better than a Quiet Place
@MyAverageLife01
@MyAverageLife01 4 года назад
I lost it when he said “You’re doing great sweetie”
@lel8928
@lel8928 3 года назад
Lol . I’d like to imagine that girl growing up and watching this video and seeing Marcus diss her
@neoshenlong
@neoshenlong 5 лет назад
This movie is a MUST SEE for any cinema student. It's really easy to deconstruct and figure out exactly what it is that makes it bad, and figure out ways to make it better
@Krackerjax
@Krackerjax 5 лет назад
Thats right, Jay!
@bergorreynisson9520
@bergorreynisson9520 5 лет назад
@@Krackerjax I was thinking the same thing.
@livelongandprospermary8796
@livelongandprospermary8796 5 лет назад
Not a film student but this movie is just too obvious. There’s nothing to think about.
@jojohakuzho
@jojohakuzho 5 лет назад
Mary Hines except for those stupid people in class who just don’t know or remember shit and are basically brain dead but smh the popular kids in class
@bugr33d0_hunter8
@bugr33d0_hunter8 5 лет назад
Must See!!!! Lmbo, hahahaha, SEE Noooooooo evil, lol.
@DrShaym
@DrShaym 5 лет назад
As soon as I saw "five years earlier" I knew the movie was going to be bad. See, the reason you start a movie at the _beginning_ of the story and not the end is so we _don't_ know what's going to happen. When a movie tells us right off the bat which character's are going to be alive at the end by showing that first, when any other characters are introduced, we instantly know they're going to die. There is no longer any tension, and it becomes a matter of simply waiting for the movie to go through the motions. It becomes even worse once they lock themselves up in the house and we instantly know they're going to follow the _Night of the Living Dead_ formula and we can predict everything that's going to happen pretty much beat-for-beat. I could almost swear anyone who was surprised or scared by this movie has never seen another movie before.
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 5 лет назад
Spot on
@hunterblue7816
@hunterblue7816 5 лет назад
@@frankovich213 they didn't all die the cop and drug dealer escaped
@hawkeyemihawkgettingmoneylord
@hawkeyemihawkgettingmoneylord 5 лет назад
Dr Shaym maybe the movie was bad because you already judged it to be within the first 3 minutes
@louvel407
@louvel407 5 лет назад
@@frankovich213 That's not the point. When a movie has a vague beginning you start creating theories in your head. And when one of your theories was actually correct, you get disappointed. Because let's be honest, this was a simple "oh they're all probably going to die except the mother" guess and the plot twist is completely inexistant. Where's the suspense? You already mapped out in your head all the cliches you've seen in horror movies.
@ben-hn7nf
@ben-hn7nf 5 лет назад
Dr Shaym it wasnt perfect but it certainly wasnt a bad movie, perhaps in places but loads of people loved it and i did
@lexluger1095
@lexluger1095 5 лет назад
“I’ve tripped and bumped into things with the use of all *3* of my eyes.” Lmfaoooo you think u could just SNEAK that past us!?
@garbage4857
@garbage4857 5 лет назад
That was the joke..
@coinflipwolfe3734
@coinflipwolfe3734 5 лет назад
80% certain replier got wooshed.
@mjm3091
@mjm3091 5 лет назад
He uses his brown eye when he is in the forests. And probably bumped and poked it with a lot of stuff there too.
@ai_sight
@ai_sight 5 лет назад
His third eye is his penis, of course.
@FallingPicturesProductions
@FallingPicturesProductions 5 лет назад
I drop my pants and use my brown eye to navigate behind me all the time, obviously I'm not the only one.
@smellis2564
@smellis2564 5 лет назад
Jeez machine gun Kelly left as fast as my dad did
@geraldsteward8448
@geraldsteward8448 5 лет назад
Relatable
@kevinswackyworld
@kevinswackyworld 5 лет назад
Touché
@tens0r884
@tens0r884 5 лет назад
eminem must've entered the chat
@flamingghottea
@flamingghottea 5 лет назад
same
@rctecopyright
@rctecopyright 5 лет назад
...because....he is your dad?....
@lhoney309
@lhoney309 5 лет назад
IM GONNA OPEN THE D O O R
@bart234465
@bart234465 5 лет назад
No Moonlight don't!
@Addyx_00
@Addyx_00 5 лет назад
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH DOORS 😠☹
@coleschubert9868
@coleschubert9868 5 лет назад
Bird box is an average suspense film with some good and bad moments.
@elevatormusic4000
@elevatormusic4000 5 лет назад
Exactly! I have a problem calling this movie a "horror" film.
@elevatormusic4000
@elevatormusic4000 5 лет назад
@@nippohippo7553 Because people will lap up anything that has an original premise.
@JiggywattArt
@JiggywattArt 5 лет назад
​@@elevatormusic4000 It's not original though. The Mist. The Happening. That movie where the family couldn't make sounds. A lot of the success is just spending a shit ton of money on a bunch of acclaimed actors and promoting the shit out of it.
@slimnull8840
@slimnull8840 5 лет назад
This guy saved everyone a lot of time! More thumbs up for the man w the accurate summary.
@improbablyyourdad8458
@improbablyyourdad8458 5 лет назад
@@nippohippo7553 suicide always does well on Netflix
@robina.c.6380
@robina.c.6380 4 года назад
Why is nobody talking about him saying "all three of my eyes" wtf XD 15:15
@plutonka
@plutonka 4 года назад
Robin A. C. You don’t have three eyes? Weirdo
@robina.c.6380
@robina.c.6380 4 года назад
Pluto Pc well I’m sorry, I just assumed we all had six eyes like normal people. Who tf has an odd number of eyes??
@plutonka
@plutonka 4 года назад
Robin A. C. me 😞✊
@robina.c.6380
@robina.c.6380 4 года назад
@@plutonka aw dude it's cool, I'm sure you'll find a pair of (sun)glasses that are comfortable for you
@plutonka
@plutonka 4 года назад
Robin A. C. I hope so too, I can’t stand have a full pair of glasses on and then half of one on my third eye, it’s just awful feeling so inferior to others 😞
@Sethical
@Sethical 5 лет назад
Thanks, saved 2 hours of my life I can spend watching anime instead
@WalshieYT1
@WalshieYT1 5 лет назад
BONELESS PIZZA HOLY FUCK
@ApeNards
@ApeNards 5 лет назад
All Light edgy
@igonshootboii4468
@igonshootboii4468 5 лет назад
I JUST WON A GRAMMY!
@ravantgarde1899
@ravantgarde1899 5 лет назад
All Light this ain’t it
@jacob_vr0
@jacob_vr0 5 лет назад
Yeah but you wasted 17 minutes watching this.
@tea7074
@tea7074 5 лет назад
*My favourite character from the movie is the old bald dude he is literaly me in 50 years*
@myburn6733
@myburn6733 5 лет назад
*_the movie is so forgettable you need a general the description of the character instead of the name_*
@OrenTubing
@OrenTubing 5 лет назад
I laughed when he was stupid drunk in the supermarket.. Make end of the world... Great again! Yaaa! Dumbass lol
@greglapointe1311
@greglapointe1311 5 лет назад
He was the smartest guy in the room, but of course he was the evil white guy in this flick. This movie is leftist propaganda.
@Ok-eg8dg
@Ok-eg8dg 5 лет назад
@@greglapointe1311 he's the cliche apocolypse dude. I like his character in apocolypse story cz he makes sense but it's so cliche. The one character that hates everyone apart from maybe 1 person and doesn't care about anyone else and would let everyone random person they encounter die as long as his group survives. His decision is what matters yadyafafa
@raemiller6035
@raemiller6035 5 лет назад
John Malkovich is insanely awesome
@saltyiguana4447
@saltyiguana4447 5 лет назад
Tbh this would be WAY better if this was a series instead of a movie.
@loocie4636
@loocie4636 5 лет назад
Like 13 episodes?
@saltyiguana4447
@saltyiguana4447 5 лет назад
@@loocie4636 not 13 maybe more, and holy crap I thought you were Justin Y.😂
@MLPfangirl25
@MLPfangirl25 5 лет назад
@Salty iguana44 That probably WOULD be true! :D
@icreatedasadcowboyemojil-l577
@icreatedasadcowboyemojil-l577 5 лет назад
Not a long series y'know 2 seasons with 6-8 episodes in 1.
@joseescobedo7899
@joseescobedo7899 5 лет назад
I don't want it to end up as the mist
@adjam1991
@adjam1991 4 года назад
"Definitely better than Aquaman." We all know that's not true anymore don't we.
@quintincastro7430
@quintincastro7430 5 лет назад
"What are you a simpleton?"
@quintincastro7430
@quintincastro7430 5 лет назад
Best quote
@leandropinto138
@leandropinto138 5 лет назад
banana
@ssh995
@ssh995 5 лет назад
Nzjsbxjsnxjdjcjnd How could you
@PsyduckPhrogOnTop
@PsyduckPhrogOnTop 5 лет назад
I dōn't wännä gooo
@djflapjack4744
@djflapjack4744 5 лет назад
Hotel - Trivago
@thesleepingpotato2274
@thesleepingpotato2274 5 лет назад
😂 😂 😥😥
@justsomeguy8385
@justsomeguy8385 5 лет назад
Hush is can't hear.
@TheWarriorBeaver
@TheWarriorBeaver 5 лет назад
The scarier thing than a monster is the human imagination. That’s honestly why the monster wasn’t shown. And it was funny what it originally looked like apparently. And plus it shows your worst nightmare so it’s different for each person.
@lisa-is9dg
@lisa-is9dg 5 лет назад
Anna Lyn Whitt they deleted the scenes because Sandra Bullock couldn’t stop laughing when she saw it. It looked like a green baby lol
@mikael5544
@mikael5544 5 лет назад
So If i saw the monster i would se fortnite die
@TheMangakaOtakuLife
@TheMangakaOtakuLife 5 лет назад
Nope. Not that deep. They scrapped it last minute cause Sandra Bullock couldn't stop laughing when they revealed it.
@breconschnz
@breconschnz 5 лет назад
I mean it doesnt really matter how those monsters look like. They cant really touch you and even if they look big and scary it is not what makes them dangerous. From what ive understood they make you see your biggest fears which leads to you killing yourself. Also it didnt really seem like those monsters were flashy and big cause in a lot of scenes especially in the beginning some people start hallucinating and some dont. For example the sister somehow sees something and sandra bullock doesnt see it. You know what i mean? So i see them more like ghosts and i personally dont believe anyone can even see the monsters. Its just invisible entitys that make you see those visuals. So what i wanted was not to see how the monsters look like but i wanted to see how one of those visuals looks like. And how it looks like to the worshippers
@Lixef_TV
@Lixef_TV 5 лет назад
So they're boggarts.
@mandarinduck
@mandarinduck 3 года назад
Its insane to me that they decided to adapt a book where lack of sight is the primary hook into a MOVIE, a VISUAL medium. Clearly they should've made a limited-run podcast.
@lilia3944
@lilia3944 Год назад
Well, daredevil makes for a damn good series...
@leroyp2212
@leroyp2212 Год назад
@Lilia that's about someone who is blind not an entire movie about monsters you never see 😂
@sanguine2328
@sanguine2328 5 лет назад
They should have listened to the old man about that weird guy
@DavidMartinez-ce3lp
@DavidMartinez-ce3lp 5 лет назад
He was right
@GaryKetchum808
@GaryKetchum808 5 лет назад
Malkovich would’ve been the only one to survive if there weren’t other people to ruin it.
@isaacrivera5452
@isaacrivera5452 5 лет назад
Legit pissed me off when they didnt listen to him
@tybhefner4149
@tybhefner4149 5 лет назад
They honestly should of just stayed in the supermarket 😭
@dl5394
@dl5394 5 лет назад
Yep make the store great again
@lorenmcmenamie8735
@lorenmcmenamie8735 5 лет назад
oh lol i thought olympias name was olivia the whole time
@flamingghottea
@flamingghottea 5 лет назад
right?? thought i was the only one
@manelmanel9635
@manelmanel9635 5 лет назад
Me too thought that was cause I'm not a native English speaker
@mia-hg1pn
@mia-hg1pn 5 лет назад
😂
@ddavis4730
@ddavis4730 5 лет назад
Mandela effect. Me too
@laurelkuyon2556
@laurelkuyon2556 5 лет назад
loren mcmenamie in subtitles it’s Olympia
@KingKimwer
@KingKimwer 4 года назад
If there was a cinematic definition of "overrated", it'd be this film.
@dragonmaster3030
@dragonmaster3030 2 года назад
True
@servancastillo986
@servancastillo986 5 лет назад
This movie sas okay. Overhyped movie. Plot hole city. Interestig concept though.
@isaiaharmour6145
@isaiaharmour6145 5 лет назад
Servan Castillo sas
@sasukekuniski1959
@sasukekuniski1959 5 лет назад
shit concept
@whatwtf4286
@whatwtf4286 5 лет назад
Movie was not okay, movie fucking sucked!
@JJtoob
@JJtoob 5 лет назад
No one thought it was weird that a *FREAKING DOCTOR* leads the children to play with other kids, while they are still: 1. Cold. 2. Wet. 3. Possibly hungry. 4. Tired. 5. Possibly sick. 6. Severely traumatized.... Like, someone makes an effort to dump some dry clothes on the lady, but isn't anyone gonna offer them a hot bath? Stay with them to ensure the clothes fit? Offer them some food? A nice bed to rest? Some music, or something to soothe their nerves? Cus a bunch of birds all squawking at once ain't gonna do it. It just made it seem like the ending got rushed, like they didn't really know where to stop the scene.
@nya4198
@nya4198 5 лет назад
agreed, a lot of the plot had holes and defy logic but i think the ending where the kids got to play with the kids was more symbolic. like how the kids would of never had the future Tom explained he had experienced but now they can.
@rorendfaye3203
@rorendfaye3203 5 лет назад
You know how long the movie would be if they've dealt with that? It would cost more than 50k to make.
@lulikesrain
@lulikesrain 5 лет назад
@@rorendfaye3203 probably 5 - 10 minutes longer if they did a good job with it
@rorendfaye3203
@rorendfaye3203 5 лет назад
@@lulikesrain 5 to 10minutes = over $50k. It can get expensive, is all.
@Kayodoms
@Kayodoms 5 лет назад
@@lulikesrain 5- 10 mins that we probably don't really need to see...sometimes you can kind of makes assumptions on whats going to happen after the movie ends. or when a character is not in a scene..it's not like when the scene isn't focused on a character then that character becomes frozen in place.. you can kinda assume they are doing other things. maybe they played for a little while then got a bath? idk.. I feel like people need everything single detailed explained to them instead of using their imagination..
@drakkarlogan9070
@drakkarlogan9070 5 лет назад
The whole movie I kept getting distracted by how much Sandra Bullock looks like Michael Jackson.
@weyloran2007
@weyloran2007 5 лет назад
Nåmêlëśš Sîñčė Ëxìśtëńčê mate it's called botox, and she does look similar to Michael Jackson because of it.
@nimloc1670
@nimloc1670 5 лет назад
I CAN'T UNSEE IT
@drakkarlogan9070
@drakkarlogan9070 5 лет назад
@Nåmêlëśš Sîñčė Ëxìśtëńčê Sandra is that you? Lol
@johntaranto29
@johntaranto29 5 лет назад
No you can't guarantee his/her mother doesn't look that good. Its a possibility.
@OnlyMichaelJackson
@OnlyMichaelJackson 5 лет назад
she...doesn't.
@bella-tt9hk
@bella-tt9hk 5 лет назад
Idk, but when we learn the kids’ names I kept thinking, “Yea I read “The Road” too.”
@djkin5501
@djkin5501 5 лет назад
It didn't really feel like a flashback. The present day felt like a flashforward...
@Vesohag
@Vesohag 5 лет назад
I think it does feel like a flashback. Even with the "5 years before" thing it makes it way more into a flashback.
@bigwhopper6501
@bigwhopper6501 5 лет назад
Wait what?
@TheKingDagon108
@TheKingDagon108 5 лет назад
That is one of the dumbest things i have heard this week...
@CatInTheBoxStudios
@CatInTheBoxStudios 5 лет назад
It feels like a flash forward because there was so much focus on the past rather than the present.
@djkin5501
@djkin5501 5 лет назад
@@CatInTheBoxStudios Thank You!
@srhatfield
@srhatfield 5 лет назад
What annoyed me was that the creatures could touch trees but couldn't touch humans... WTF?! And if they can touch trees, why can't they touch rocks to throw through windows?!
@ryan489
@ryan489 5 лет назад
Steven Hatfield they never actually touched trees that was just that was just a wind effect from their energy or whatever. Still a so so movie. Had good points and really bad points
@psykosav6459
@psykosav6459 5 лет назад
But but Marcus What if I don’t like fighting games
@TheSeriousSentinel
@TheSeriousSentinel 5 лет назад
*talks about naming the kids “boy” and “girl”* Marcus, OBVIOUSLY they were huge fans of 2018’s God Of War.
@lisakugler9480
@lisakugler9480 5 лет назад
I really liked that the kids have no names, because this shows the distant relationship between their mother. So I don't think that they have to get more depth in character, cause it just fits the whole atmosphere of the movie. BUT you're right other characters could have been more in depth and maybe get more background information. What seemed also very illogical to me is that these demon creatures couldn't go into a house when the door is closed. Like what? These are creatures from another dimension or idk but I don't think that a closed door could have stopped them. Yeah, but all in all I think it's a stable movie, which could have been more short
@lisakugler9480
@lisakugler9480 5 лет назад
@CrayZ Cookie Yes they were large, but I'm not quite sure, if their body is physical or you can go through it, you know what I mean. That's why I was confused why they didn't go through the walls
@mjm3091
@mjm3091 5 лет назад
I think it is like the vampire stuff - like taking your blindfold, they can't go inside unless you "invite them".
@mjm3091
@mjm3091 5 лет назад
Also about Boy and Girl - when they were in the forest at the end, I was thinking, maybe she didn't also named them, because names are actually pretty strong? They don't have names so like demons can't talk to them using their names - and it is really easier to make someone interested just by using their names. I bet everyone of you always look around when someone says your name in the public. Like when the three of them were in forest - all the monsters, constantly was mocking Sandra Bullock using her name, but children could be only trickee using her voice. Like - they were safe unless they would start to be stupid or that she wasn't around them.
@MrJC1
@MrJC1 Год назад
What if boy identified as girl and girl identified as a kettle?
@nocancersticks447
@nocancersticks447 5 лет назад
IM GONNA OPEN THE DOOR
@TheBatbike
@TheBatbike 5 лет назад
Khulah Kunene Whats with you and opening Doors?
@kingpotato7183
@kingpotato7183 5 лет назад
@@TheBatbike SHUT UP OLYMPIA
@Roxypooped
@Roxypooped 5 лет назад
DONT OPEN THE FUCKEN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
@animebro14
@animebro14 5 лет назад
I gently open the door
@iloveweed2132
@iloveweed2132 5 лет назад
MS OBAMA GET DOWN
@erenkrn16
@erenkrn16 5 лет назад
I see Michael Jackson I click
@thomasjefferson2813
@thomasjefferson2813 5 лет назад
Why do you have a 7 as your profile picture?
@jaydencastaneda1228
@jaydencastaneda1228 5 лет назад
NeW ErEn that’s not fuckin Michael Jackson
@samshroyer285
@samshroyer285 5 лет назад
@@thomasjefferson2813 took me a second to get the joke lol
@superbogopop
@superbogopop 5 лет назад
poor Jayden didn't get it
@icantthinkofagoodusername4464
@icantthinkofagoodusername4464 5 лет назад
I had no clue what you were on about, returned to my subscription feed and stared blankly at the thumbnail of this video until I realised you were joking about how Sandra Bullock looked. I then bursted out laughing when I realised I had thought the exact same thing before watching the video. You won the internet, you glorious son of a bitch.
@datmeme8967
@datmeme8967 4 года назад
Cheat code: Always listen to John Malkovich.
@Khaliltooshort
@Khaliltooshort 5 лет назад
My favorite controversial black guy
@deathstar997
@deathstar997 5 лет назад
DragonCry48 mine is Michael Brown
@Ermac6195
@Ermac6195 5 лет назад
@@deathstar997 Soo edgy
@user-iu9dr3fp4o
@user-iu9dr3fp4o 5 лет назад
DragonCry48 Mine is Mark ass Brown lee
@KeyBrute
@KeyBrute 5 лет назад
token black always dies
@BiGSmoke-.-
@BiGSmoke-.- 5 лет назад
@@KeyBrute but he didn't die first ;)
@RpgBlasterRpg
@RpgBlasterRpg 5 лет назад
Mom:And your name is still BOI *roll credits*
@l_stan9952
@l_stan9952 4 года назад
“Olympia is such a great and central character to the story” Are you a simpleton?
@hsk2909
@hsk2909 5 лет назад
They evidently also do not get hypothermia and numonia despite having been dipped in the ice cold rapids and walking around with wet clothes after that.
@nicholasc.5944
@nicholasc.5944 5 лет назад
are you fucking serious are you really fucking serious, they were clearly cold which at least girl literally said she was cold so much so that her mom had to make a dangerous stop over for blankets, also when they fell in the rapids they were clearly under duress/survival instinct which would give the adrenaline that surpasses all the symptoms of the cold at the moment(me and my brother were hit in a car accident once and i didnt fell any pain until we both got to the hospital and were stabilized) so what, did you want them to put a subtitle in the movie like **characters are currently experiencing hypothermia** or if you had kids that fell in cold water would you not save them because youre feeling hypothermia, or would not run from fucking cthulu beecause youre feeling hypothermia, common they are humban beings not chicken
@nicolemenzies8438
@nicolemenzies8438 5 лет назад
pneumonia
@nvr2late666
@nvr2late666 5 лет назад
@@nicholasc.5944 This comment isn't even in english. Wtf are you trying to say?
@mariobadia4553
@mariobadia4553 5 лет назад
@@nicholasc.5944 English you fucking troglodyte.
@Divergent-ym3py
@Divergent-ym3py 5 лет назад
Nicholas C. It’s a month later so I don’t even know why I care but. Adrenaline doesn’t cure you of damage, distress or disease to your body. That pain you described afterwords is what they’d have to deal with afterwords. Regardless of the moment.
@ellisturnage7929
@ellisturnage7929 5 лет назад
I just don't understand why they didn't just walk along the river instead of going in the boat
@cnashford2
@cnashford2 5 лет назад
Dang. I didn't even think of that. And no one else has mentioned that either. Maybe Sandra Bullocks character was scared of the unaffected people or running out of food?
@baba-gp8ls
@baba-gp8ls 5 лет назад
Hey I think it might of been too long of a walk that's why by river it was just 2 days trip plus what if crazy ppl around what I don't understand is why they didn't just follow the river to the place once they fell off the rapids they just went straight into the forest but many I missed something
@kevin4115
@kevin4115 5 лет назад
If they'd walked the crazy dude who swam up to their boat and/or more random crazies probably would've killed them. imo it makes more sense to go by boat, but n o t i the rapids... they should've risked it by that point
@Arredo515
@Arredo515 5 лет назад
The journey was too long walking
@g.e.o.r.g.e...
@g.e.o.r.g.e... 5 лет назад
You can kind of get a sense of speed when you're in the river and also hear your approach on the rapids portion... Why not just paddle on one side of the canoe to make it turn towards either one of the shores, at that point???
@whatagreatnameaye1169
@whatagreatnameaye1169 5 лет назад
It was really the last five minutes that ruined the entire movie for me. Felt like a happily ever after dream sequence and was just out of place. Like within two minutes of walking in the door Sandra meets up with her podiatrist from the start of the movie, names both her kids, releases the birds, and sends her kids off to play. From a character that's typically slow to trust this should've felt off.
@shawnmoran7956
@shawnmoran7956 5 лет назад
Book spoilers ahead: Something interesting is that in the book, when she arrives at the place she discovers that they had a practice of gouging out the sighted peoples eyes because in the book if you saw a monster you were violent towards anyone around you before killing yourself. They had had an incident where a sighted person had seen a monster and had killed half their population. So there was this moment of panic when she arrives and see's all these people with no eyes and freaks the fuck out because...I mean why wouldn't you freak the fuck out? They later tell her that they had since stopped doing that because they had security measures up and no longer needed to worry about the sighted people seeing something, but the initial fear made the whole ending feel a lot less clean. Also she never met/saw her gyno.
@jeffbrownme2
@jeffbrownme2 5 лет назад
@@shawnmoran7956 I was kinda hoping people would start some eye surgeries like this. Seems like a brutal but natural solution.
@whatagreatnameaye1169
@whatagreatnameaye1169 5 лет назад
@@shawnmoran7956 wow honestly that would've been such a massive improvement, I could take the rest of the movie being how it is but Jesus if that ending wasnt pathetic
@courtneyosborne4659
@courtneyosborne4659 5 лет назад
Her podiatrist? Lol are you fucking stupid?
@bridgetl394
@bridgetl394 5 лет назад
Yeah the lady checking up on her baby is actually a podiatrist. The fuck?
@jxrr3n
@jxrr3n 3 года назад
“Your name is Olympia, named after the sweetest woman I ever met” “-SHUT UP OLYMPIA”
@arkxerxes8017
@arkxerxes8017 5 лет назад
Kratos- “BOI!!!”
@feelinlikeuzii
@feelinlikeuzii 5 лет назад
Arthur- "BoEh!1!1"
@Hari-xf7hn
@Hari-xf7hn 5 лет назад
Big Smoke- "FOOL!!!"
@briancollins1296
@briancollins1296 5 лет назад
I hear you talk to fish.
@tNigel
@tNigel 5 лет назад
KANEDAAAAAAAAA
@lukasmbrito
@lukasmbrito 5 лет назад
The people that become fanatics about the monsters are the ones that were already crazy.
@couldntthink
@couldntthink 5 лет назад
What was that scene from at 3:06 where the girl's eyes burst into flame?
@shmekelfreckles8157
@shmekelfreckles8157 5 лет назад
a bit late, but it's an ending of "DyE - Fantasy" music video. It's pretty great.
@NuLagoo
@NuLagoo 5 лет назад
Do not watch it if you get grossed out easy. I first watched when I was a kid and almost freaked out for months. I am an adult now and re watching it just makes me sometimes not wanna be touched my my bf but ehh. I is a good song, and like a old fashioned anime horror like video.
@hibachi-robo4789
@hibachi-robo4789 5 лет назад
Алексей Сафронов fucking thank you! I saw this with my ex years ago and couldn’t remember or find it!
@Devious_Gaming_XD
@Devious_Gaming_XD 4 года назад
I freaking remember seeing this video and freaking out as a kid as well... Was kind of depressing because everyone just freaking dies, and i never understood why.
@caneloex5897
@caneloex5897 3 года назад
@@Devious_Gaming_XD everyone dies?
@pizzajohn9289
@pizzajohn9289 5 лет назад
I think a better twist ending would be that the place they had to go through so much work to journey to was actually Northwood (the insane asylum).
@spinakker14
@spinakker14 5 лет назад
15:15 "I have tripped and bumped into things while using all three of my eyes" What are you hiding from us Marcus??
@waahmed7830
@waahmed7830 5 лет назад
Marcus is Tienshinhan it all makes sense ow
@PeanutStrawberry
@PeanutStrawberry 5 лет назад
I wondered who else catched it xD
@SirMelon-iv9gk
@SirMelon-iv9gk 5 лет назад
RMascarade literally everyone
@Ranchoguillotine
@Ranchoguillotine 5 лет назад
You don't see the monsters cause everyone sees them differently. The drawings were just how that one guy saw them
@treyjarvis6116
@treyjarvis6116 5 лет назад
It about a women being pregant
@louisblack8474
@louisblack8474 5 лет назад
That's just head cannon.
@krve1334
@krve1334 5 лет назад
jasper101 Ram still pretty shit tho
@marialuciaiermano9581
@marialuciaiermano9581 5 лет назад
@jasper101 Ram yeah but it made a shit job portraying said "deep meaning"
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