what's wrong with you people? 

as of posting, there are 33 goherping plushies left in stock! goherping.com

Overnight Security Guard is the best job to not talk to people.

"I don't know if I should be offended, but I am just going to choose to be offended 'cus, well... that's the trendy thing to do." Just thought this was worth quoting.

Craigslist kills me lol. I love when people don't have time for a snake but want to trade for a lizard. Ball python for bearded dragon is an example. I don't get it.

The plushie needs a squeaker that sounds like the "tiny, angry squeaking frog" by BBC. It would make the plushie a bit more realistic to its source. Sort of.

Nobody: The kid spitting in his room so he could swim in it: *Sometimes my genius is...it's almost frightening* "The skull emoji is really something, people throw it in every comment I see" It's scary how right you are 💀

I do honestly hate people who treat reptiles as collectibles instead of living beings, honestly in general I think reptiles should be kept as pets and not as money-making factories for breeders.

I think it'd be cute if you could add a squeaker inside the frog plushie. Then it could make cute frog squeak sounds forever! Or until someone's dog destroys it... either way, you're getting a sale 🐸

This comment is a waste of time. Thank you for your time, it is mine now.

You should rename this channel to "cursed reptile comments" or something like that

WELL, glad to know I'm a normal person that blows my nose into tissuepaper and disposes of it in the trash or the loo. I might suffer from several mental illnesses, but at least I don't have a snotwall, so I've got that going for me.

While I have to talk to everyone since I'm the leader of a country, the best part is so many girls run just to hug me and be in my presence. I love it Hope the one at 8:53 is joking....because an eight-year old shouldn't be having their own account. You need to be at least 13 to do that

I really considered not making a follow up comment on my brother pooping in the closet just cause the potential for booger walls and poop closets living rent free in your head is slightly amusing. However it'd probably bother me more than anyone else. Also the full story isn't even that crazy. My younger brother is two years younger than me. Not super certain on the details but he was potty trained between 2 and 3. He didn't even need to wear diapers at night...or so they thought. He started waking up in the middle of the night needing to use the bathroom. The dark is scary for little kids and so instead of venturing out into the hallway where monsters could get him he came to the very rational decision that instead of pooping himself he'd poop in the closet. But obviously he wasn't gonna tell anyone he did this. So anytime he woke up in the middle of the night and needed to poop he would go inside his closet and do it in the corner. Normally this would probably be picked up on sooner rather than later but the closet wasn't where his clothes were kept so it's not like a parent was going in there to pick out clothing or anything. If I remember right it was just a small place that he shoved broken or unwanted toys into. Well at some point it was getting close to Christmas and my Mom wanted to go through all of our clothes/toys so she could get rid of broken ones, donate unused ones, and we'd have room for the incoming presents. Imagine her horror when she happened upon his poop corner while doing this. By the way the closets had carpet in them so at this point there wasn't any saving that spot. The pile of dry shit had crusted into the carpet. I don't remember if he got in trouble or simply outgrew the habit but both the hall and bathroom got night lights. Also - once he was outside playing with other kids in a play house and he pooped inside it cause he couldn't hold it. Which like it all sounds crazy and kinda is. But I guess if you gotta go you gotta go.

You need to make BOTH Plushies, one cheap and one DELUXE Potato

The booger wall thing made me gag. I didn’t know this was a thing and I wish I still did not.

Once there was a small sock in my brother's bedroom, he kept it out in the open inconspicuously. I never really thought about it until the day he started crying and ran to me with tears. He proceeded to sobly tell me how his pet toad died as she showed me the deceased toad inside the sock (a toad that he found outside by the way)

My husband had a toenail crevice. He would clip his toenails and throw the clipped off bits down into the space between the wall and the back of the couch. When the couch was finally pulled away from the wall when we were in the process of moving there were literal piles of toenail clippings. Barf.

When I was young, I used to find frogs in my backyard and take them to school. Or I put them in my friend’s terrarium that was right in the sun. Safe to say I’ll have a lot of repenting to do when I’m on my death bed. ☠️ 💀 🥵

I’m uncomfortable with the amount of booger wall stories. Why is this a thing

The eye at the end. Ooof

This video had me howling, keep em coming 🤣

I NEEDD A TAX RANT VIDEO MR HEPS

Even my 2 year old students don't have a booger wall in the classroom. Y'all nastayyyy

My dad also..used to burn his..deceased..Snakes.

U r prolly reading this right now

i think racks are ok, but i think half the fun of owning these critters is creating fun and creative enclosures

I feel like this is the video to comment and say I had a massive crush on you for a whole month straight at one point. I have since grown out of it don't worry, but yeah I went through a GoHerping simp phase.

All the booger wall comments made me realize I'm either more normal than I thought (I've never had, nor heard of a "booger wall") or that I'm the weird one because I don't have some sort of designated booger surface in my home.

I love the new potato plushie more, 10/10 would buy

BRO YOU HAD A POOP CLOSET TOO!? I know you had one Goherpes....

why was so much of this video just about people's booger wall?????

Lmao 🤣 it’s the photoshopped eye at the end for me 🤣🤣🤣

Hi Alex I’ve been depressed and your voice is calming and soothing so thanks for giving my mind something to hold onto in the moments where it feels like I’m dying in my head

Asocial jobs: eccentric artist, daytrader, only fans, treasure hunter

Thumbnail: “I set my ball pythons corpse of fire” Me: I’m sorry what the fuck

Thanks Alex,your vids are helpful and fun.. Happy Easter

Yes to the higher quality frog plushie! I plan to collect them all. Excited to see what else you come up with!

There are two local pet groups on Facebook for my area. One is well moderated, just posts about pets, people selling supplies and rehoming animals for free. The other is a free-for-all, backyard breeders sell animals totally shamelessly, post the prices and everything. No idea how they haven't been taken down.

I should really stop trying to watch your videos while I eat. 🤢🤮

Can you give me some advice about releasing an American Toad I found slightly injured/stunned last October. Her name is Lola and she is healthy now and a good eater. She likes to soak and make giant poos in her hot tub. Her favorite food is definitely crickets but she likes the occasional wolf spider or superworm. I rarely handle her except to move her from one place to another when necessary, but I really enjoy watching her. I love her and wish I could keep her forever, but it doesn't seem fair to her or her future offspring. I am trying to decide where to release her. I have thought of a few great places, but I worry she will be eaten by a snake or bird. If she's released in a new area, will she have trouble finding a place to lay eggs, or will she just follow the sound of the boys?

you could be getting mean comments due to the video where you kidnapped an entire family and held them hostage for a ransom of $4.3 million (you didn't get the ransom so they were all killed)? Edit: I only heard of it, I haven't seen it and idk if it's been taken down or not

I made my leopard gecko brawl my hamster the hamster won

Encopresis is the repeated passing of feces into places other than the toilet, such as in underwear or on the floor. This behavior may or may not be done on purpose. It’s a thing I’ve hear about some people with different mental or physical conditions doing. I’ve heard of autistic people doing to it for various reasons. Children can associate the bathroom with various kinds of traumas, making them too scared to go in the bathroom. Sometimes kids can’t tell when they need the to go until it’s too late for, again, various reasons. It’s relatively common.

13:31 looks like the Alex version of "Hide the pain Harold" - understandable after all these comments...

you should put out a partner application.. lmao for shits and giggles of course 👀

Cursed so very cursed

My name is also Addison. No offense but two d's are better.

I want to comment for the sake of helping with the algorithm but I can’t think of anything to say, so I will announce that my cat got hiccups last night. I thought it was funny. She didn’t.

Office janitor, you won’t talk to many people

Any job can be the one where you don't have to talk to people if you pretend you can't hear. Sorry for my English.

I've never really heard of the booger wall thing. As a kid, I was always taught to put them in a tissue and throw it in the trash. Probably the worst thing I did was wipe it on my sleeve. If I got caught wiping it on a wall, chair, table, etc. I would have been punished. I have however seen customer cars that had them smeared on the underside of the seat.

The plushies in the back have the perfect emotions for this video

needs a voting pole for the frog plushies, i vote orange one instead of the pink/brown colored one

I think maybe no eyebrows on the plush would be 😗👌

Nice enlarged eye photoshopping.

Funny haha beeg eye fotoe shop gud jobe

Hey Herping do you play minecraft

vomorororrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You read every comment? Even this one?

Opinion on feet if so do you eat them? This are important things

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oreo

You would know anura if you where a frog kid

I didn’t know people had their own booger walls, but what I’ve always done is wipe my boogers onto something at public places to kind of mark my territory. It’s a weird instinct I’ve had since a teenager, very primal.

I originally went to college for funeral science so I could just work on dead bodies all day by myself without talking to people but now they expect morticians to double as funeral directors, which is the exact opposite of not talking to people so I became a professional video editor that involves minimal talking to people. On a side note about working in the funeral industry.... working in a suit and tie in South Florida while outside should be FUCKING ILLEGAL.

What do you mean by "you people"

Monke

I noticed the photoshopped eye.

yay

I’m a captionist. I get to caption movies, tv shows and RU-vid videos early (I’ve been given many BHB videos to do, ironically) and absolutely never have to talk to anyone. I love it.

Happy Easter Alex!

In fairness I have also home cremated a boa when she died and her ashes sat on my desk in mason jar. I still have them somewhere in my storage unit. She was a good snake.

No I am not posting a comment >:(

CRESTED GECKOS ARE THE BEST

You ever wonder how people like the booger people being functional adults ?

The monotone kills me.

Would've been nice if this video came with "gross content warning". I was trying to eat ice cream while watching... Needless to say I lost my appetite. Still entertaining what kinda comments get posted on a reptile related video, but enough internet for me today.

Better not take those chickens to Kentucky 🍗 🤤

The little cactus pot thing on the back with the TV plush😢😢

Dead animals one was probably the one where a bunch of your geckos died

Love the brian bar- however its spelled- joke/gag in the thumbnail. Very clever! 😊

Got a paracord flogger this weekend; thinking of melting the tips so it'll have more sting. Just hoping the sound of someone thwacking me with it won't send the beardies fleeing for their hides; they're so jumpy sometimes - especially the little orange one, lol.

i had a booger boy

Do you lift, bro?

I'm glad you are calling it out.

What should I feed my beardie if I can't feed it dubia roaches?????????????????

i love you alex :)

Cremation specialist? You'd probably only have to talk to your coworkers...

Can you shw me all of your stuffies? They look like they mean lots to you

What’s up

daddy alex

What do you mean by "you people"? Lol

aright

Lol great vid

I saw. I noticed your funny little photoshop at the end. I am laughing. Don't be upset.

lol

Alex, I hope you go back to Instagram. I have been posting my bearded dragons enclosure a lot to get reviewed by you. I was really hoping for any criticism you might have. Hope you are doing well

Love your video's. do you think breeding blue vipers are a good hobby or career?

I’m eating flaming hot chicharrones and you’re talking about booger walls..🤮 love it here

good job where you don’t have to talk to people would be night security