What's Your Story? feat. Rachel Bloom - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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“What’s Your Story?”
Starring Rachel Bloom
Written by Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca:
STORY STORY
WHAT’S YOUR STORY?
STORY STORY
WHAT’S YOUR CRIME?
WHAT GOT YOU HERE?
RAGE, LUST, OR FEAR?
WE ALL GOT A STORY ‘CAUSE
WE’RE DOING TIME!
RA TA TA
RA TA TA
RA TA TA
Jessie:
Um. Ok, fine. My boyfriend had meth in the glove compartment of our car and I got pulled over for something else and a cop found it.
Rebecca:
Ooh! Well, did you dump that good-for-nothing drug planting boyfriend!
Jessie:
No, we’re still together. I love him.
Rebecca:
Well, did you at least tell the cops that it was HIS meth?
Jessie:
I mean, I could have turned him in, but my boyfriend and I have a son. I can’t risk our child having both parents in jail.
Rebecca:
STORY STORY
LET’S HEAR ANOTHER STORY
STORY STORY
THAT ONE WAS JUST SAD
WHAT DOES YOUR STORY SAY
ABOUT THE PATRIARCHAY!
WE HAVE ALL GOT STORIES ‘CAUSE
WE DID BAD!
RA TA TA
RA TA TA
RA TA TA
Hanifa:
Okay! I stole a sweater from the mall.
Rebecca:
Ooh! Had you been stealing all your life?! Was this the culmination of a life of kleptomania? Or were you doing it to stick it to the problematic fashion industry?
Hanifa:
...No, the heat went out in my apartment and I couldn’t afford a sweater, so I stole one.
Inmate:
Oh my god, I stole a sweater too! I got two months, how long are you in for?
Hanifa:
Three years.
Inmate:
I’m so sorry...
Rebecca:
STORY STORY
THESE ARE BARELY STORIES
THEY’RE JUST BLEAK ANECDOTES
WITH NO START OR END!
Rebecca:
Go, tell your story, tell your story.
Cybil:
Sure, I have a story. I’m in here for murder.
Rebecca:
Ooh! Murder! Juicy! Ra-ta-ta…
Cybil:
While I was driving, my daughter texted me that she was in the hospital and I got so distracted that I hit a teenager who was crossing the street and he died.
Rebecca:
STORY STORY
OH MY GOD WITH THAT STORY
STORY STORY
TAKE AWAY HER CHAIR!
Inmate:
I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry…
Rebecca:
Okay, you know what, I’m just gonna share my story, because you guys aren’t really versed with a sense of story structure, so I’m gonna show you how it’s done.
I was a no-good, manipulative love addict with undiagnosed borderline personality disorder. I swindled! DRUM! I cheated! DRUM! I put out a hit on my ex-boyfriend’s girlfriend! DRUM DRUM! Then, one day, this guy Trent came into my life. He was ironically just like me. And he tried to kill the man I love, so I pushed him off a building! And then, when I plead guilty just for like, metaphorical symbolism, the judge knew I was innocent so she didn’t accept my plea but I wanted to go to jail anyway.
Jessie:
Wait, what?
Cybil:
You don’t HAVE to be here?
Jasmine:
You CHOSE to be here?
Rebecca:
Yeah!!
RA-TA-TA
RA-TA-TA
RA-TA-TA...

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@okashi10 5 лет назад

I really like this song because of how awkward, sad, and unhinged it is. Crime and jail aren't glamorous or fair like in the movies. Also loving the ugly underwear-over-prison-clothes and Rebecca's maniacal "ra-ta-ta." She's obviously not ok...

@erin_3569 5 лет назад

i think none of them deserved jail :/ I mean, what good would it do ? That's messed up

@agenttheater5 3 года назад

as I said, clearly no-one told Rebecca what the point of 'Chicago' was. It was written to look at how the criminal justice system is viewed or presented like a big spectacle for people's entertainment.

@marocat4749 3 года назад

And les miserables

@zengrenouille 2 года назад

@@agenttheater5 That actually was kind of the point of this song in a lot of ways. She tried to make a big spectacle of herself in prison, and turned out to look like a jerk.

@marocat4749 Год назад

@@erin_3569 it is , in real life too.

@Baeraad 5 лет назад

That's the problem with reality. Too many demoralising stories, not enough ratata.

@josedubois2295 5 лет назад

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@sadlittletroll1738 4 года назад

Nah I see a family of ratatas in my kitchen

@bionicdragon5 3 года назад

@@sadlittletroll1738 A ratata crapped on my bed a couple days ago. Still can't find the little bastard...

@foamandfog3112 3 года назад

@@josedubois2295 I laughed SO HARD

@olivia8980 Год назад

That’s the genius of this song

@haley-cn4de 5 лет назад

the ONLY reason they put Rebecca in prison was to do a cell block tango scene don't @ me

@itsalladream5559 5 лет назад

Tea! And remember when they did both The Music Man and Les Mis in a single episode? This show is the best

@Mrtrollfaceization 5 лет назад

@@itsalladream5559 Wait, which episode is that?

@itsalladream5559 5 лет назад

@@Mrtrollfaceization oh no, it was 2 episodes with the water lawsuit. S1 episodes 12 and 13.

@fry5544 4 года назад

Yes.

@mango-rk6fb 4 года назад

literally

@indigoziona 2 года назад

The ironic thing is, I think you could do a very powerful piece of theatre with these kinds of stories if the prisoners wanted to tell them, but Rebecca's so invested in the Cell Block Tango and her own narrative she doesn't see it.

@jkta97 Год назад

The Cell Block Tango was very sardonic and tongue in cheek and had an overall playful satirical vibe to it. These stories were just devastating.

@riqrimoli 6 месяцев назад

that's exactly what makes this song so good

@nathanwood4757 5 лет назад

Honestly I kind of like it because it's not a great song. No one is participating and to me it's making the point that Rebecca is mentally not in a good place, and that jail doesn't exist to play into her fantasy world. It's the first song that makes you see Rebecca at her low point. If everyone was singing and going along it just wouldn't feel as powerful story wise that she is in prison (By her choice, not by the judges)

@enx2083 5 лет назад

Well there was You Stupid Bitch.

@voodoofairy 5 лет назад

@@enx2083 True, but in that number they call it a song of "self indulgent self loathing." In this number, no one is indulging her narrative -- they are actively taking the air out of that balloon.

@TheAnduril666x 5 лет назад

The way I see this is that yeah, she's even turned the depressing reality of prison for these women into a self indulgent, "it's all about me" narrative, and that as well as punishing herself by being there she's also sort of loving it: ugh, she's just the absolute worst.

@elsieandrews5070 5 лет назад

Yes but the show has a guaranteed happy ending even if bittersweet and it's beyond unrealistic to suggest a woman with BPD in her position would leave prison anything but far worse off than she came in. I don't know what the writers were smoking.

@pamelatruell4254 5 лет назад

Nathan Wood 👍

@ashtynbritt7889 5 лет назад

Okay but that two months vs three years thing is so accurate, Goddess bless Rachel Bloom.

@pordondeandatomi 5 лет назад

Ashtyn Britt I didn’t get it when I watched it 😂😂😂 now I unexpectedly do thank you

@chibee4l 5 лет назад

I don't get it

@ch2010ize 5 лет назад

Black people are stastically given a much harsh sentences for whites for the same crimes

@NovaLaMason 5 лет назад

I was gonna Like, but you threw out that "Goddess" bullshit, so fuck it.

@bleh1569 4 года назад

@@NovaLaMason why is that bad?

@razoberry 5 лет назад

I really like this song. It talks about how many people in jail are there for crimes that aren't so glamorous as media and such often paints it to be. Instead of romanticising prison they draw attention to difficult aspects people chose to ignore when talking about criminals. I really like the costume choice in this as well. Instead of super sexy costumes they're just prison uniforms underneath some crappy underwear.

@erin_3569 5 лет назад

This scene is very revealing about the class and race privileges of Rebecca

@IlastarothTayre 5 лет назад

I love the Chicago vibes, but you can clearly see how Rebecca is not in a good place at all when it comes to her mental health, she is over-excited over the song and really is the only one partecipating, and the song is not even good, it's a desperate attempt to romanticise this mess she is in.

@MusicMeg2012 5 лет назад

"Rebecca don't do this" -me 80% of this show's runtime and 100% of this song.

@MrSasyB 4 года назад

YES! Me and my boyfriend have started the show after seeing let's generalize about men on yt (from the thumbnail we thought it was an snl skit) and everytime anything happens were like "ok Rebecca we understand but, like, don't do this"

@angsilaw 3 года назад

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who stumbled across the show thanks to “Let’s Generalize about Men” 😭

@kayladouglas1751 3 года назад

I watch it and I am like oh what

@ALu-nq8rf 5 лет назад

She said Rattata so much, I thought this was Pokemon.

@olga1231 5 лет назад

same

@cutiepuppy4427 4 года назад

But is it in the top percentage of all Rattatas?

@lettucelive 5 лет назад

WE LOVE A CELL BLOCK TANGO MOMENT.

@greenrangeralex 3 года назад

Yes we do

@CardboardMarzipan 5 лет назад

I love Rebecca's facial expressions and the changes in her voice. And how her eyes sort of bulge with overexcitement while everyone else is just totally weirded out.

@Abb5ieBM 4 года назад

no one: not one single person: rebecca: *doing squats on a chair* RATATA! RATATA!

@rene2340 4 года назад

Trent had it coming! Trent only had himself to blame! If I'd have been there, if I'd have seen it... I betcha I would have done the same!

@grlegrl 3 года назад

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣

@lindseydickey9282 2 года назад

Pop! Six! Squish. Ah-ah! Cicero! Lipschitz!

@riqrimoli 6 месяцев назад

OH MY GOD I NEED SOMEONE TO DO AN AI VERSION OF THIS

@debdnl1403 5 лет назад

"okay, you know what? i'm just gonna share my story" I WAAAAAAS WORKING HARD AT A NEW YORK JOB...

@oof-rr5nf 5 лет назад

MAKING DOUGH BUT IT MADE ME BLUE

@asimplemoth5342 5 лет назад

Arunima Tiwari ONE DAY I WAS CRYING A LOT AND SO I DECIDED TO MOVE TO

@StreamHGF 5 лет назад

WEST COVINA, CALIFORNIA, BRAND NEW PALS AND NEW CAREER

@oof-rr5nf 5 лет назад

IT HAPPENS TO BE WHERE *_JOSH_* LIVES BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HEEEEEEEERE

@netashtein7165 5 лет назад

SHE'S THE CRAZY EX GIRLFREIND!

@Mr.-Roybot 5 лет назад

She had it coming

@TheMymlan 5 лет назад

Congratulations, you have officially won the comment section! 🏆😁

@janet-granite7175 5 лет назад

She only had herself to blame...

@cristinagil6952 5 лет назад

If you had been there....

@annarichardson9401 5 лет назад

If you’d of seen it...

@drwoo6090 5 лет назад

You would have done the same!

@jennterry6977 5 лет назад

Can't believe she just realized she is privileged lol

@WolframiteWraith 5 лет назад

Yeah. You'd think she was at least somewhat aware since she knows her mum paid for her to go to a prestigious school which why she could such a high paying job.

@jennterry6977 5 лет назад

@@beckhampang191 I don't think she truly realized the advantages she has over many others in the world until now. She went to jail when she didn't have to. Who does that?

@matthewwalker3131 5 лет назад

@@beckhampang191 i think to her that just meant "white middle class lady who isnt in a 3rd world country"

@Hollyberrystreats 5 лет назад

And for a lawyer, she really doesn't know much about the prison system...

@awkad 5 лет назад

@@Hollyberrystreats She's a lawyer in real estate. It's stated a lot in the series that she'd have to learn how the penitentiary system works in order to help the ladies. Also I think it's a good think the show is self aware and addresses the fact that she is privileged. Like the moment where someone says we never really see her work.

@mybooksandthings 2 года назад

Ok so I just rewatched the episode from S1 where Rebecca follows Josh to that camp for at-risk youth, and Rebecca's cell mate in this episode is one of the teen girls from the camp episode (her name is Nicky, she and Rebecca team up for elbow tag). I double-checked IMDB, and it's the same actress/character. It's like another subtle nod to the problem with the judicial system in the US, this time on the school-to-prison pipeline, as the character couldn't be more than 18 or 19. I love CXG so much.

@Lamsus854 Год назад

Whoaaaaaaaaaaa

@rahbeeuh Год назад

Gotta love the continuity

@crimps321 5 лет назад

Oh shit, this is a great commentary on our criminal 'justice' system and an intentionally terrible song. I love it.

@mizmimaroses 5 лет назад

God that murder story was really fucking sad, way too real. Seriously guys, when you get a text that you think might be important, remember to put your hazard lights on and PULL OVER immediately. Even if you're just upset and can't focus properly it's better to be late than to get someone hurt or killed. 😞

@clairvaux8459 5 лет назад

The way she delivered the line "SO I *PUSHED HIM OFF A BUILDING* " was just so perfect lmfao

@stekenxu 5 лет назад

You'd think she'd have learned from Josh Groban that life isn't a story.

@renskedunnewold1995 5 лет назад

stekenxu Yeah, you want things to be wrapped up neatly, the way that stories do. You're looking for answers, but answers aren't looking for you, y'know?

@wondastage 5 лет назад

LIKE ME JOSH GROBAAAAAN

@agenttheater5 3 года назад

everybody has stories, and the majority of them need to be told. Just not always in the way you want them to be told - the real gift of a storyteller is to be able to know how to tell the story and what genre it is (in this case romanticised fiction vs realistic tellings). Rebecca clearly appreciates the appeal of stories, but she has no idea about what an appropriate genre is.

@caitlinmccann5243 4 года назад

2:20 The two months vs three years thing though. I'm glad this show highlighted that kind of racism.

@fairlyliterary4771 3 года назад

It was a good touch bc that happens all the time

@doraweltschmerz5833 5 лет назад

I'm speechless... Yet, Ra..ta.ta.ta.

@NovaLaMason 5 лет назад

You threw in an extra "ta."

@doraweltschmerz5833 5 лет назад

@@NovaLaMason because a "ta" never ends. Ra...ta.ta.ta. . . Ta.

@chriswalton6899 5 лет назад

rachel bloom maniacally chanting ra-ta-tah is lowkey perfect

@rabidvampdude Год назад

To this day, i still laugh at the “take away her chair!”

@Barrylocke 5 лет назад

I love even the volunteer popping in to say "wtf, really girl?"

@acorneyelid5024 3 года назад

I actually really liked this song because it gives more likely stories of inmates in an actual jail instead of full blown fantasy the media likes to portray about those serving sentence. (Not saying such criminals don't exist but majority aren't that)

@fairytailgirl123 5 лет назад

So I guess we know how she's getting out of jail By saying she wants to leave

@HerHollyness 5 лет назад

Oh my god, the ‘two months...three years’ bit! I shouldn’t laugh but that’s so on the nose! 🤭

@sunflower2187 5 лет назад

I laughed it's too real 💀

@trollenok 5 лет назад

Could you please explain to foreigners why there's such difference, and why it is so funny?

@berlineczka 5 лет назад

Race. It's a well studied phenomena in the USA: black people are way more likely to be arrested for the same crime as white people, more likely to be convicted, and when they do, they get more serving time.

@JulianneHannes 5 лет назад

@@trollenok It's a huge problem in the US since post slavery 1860s, POC are more often arrested due to racial profiling and can be arrested(and shot) for litterally doing nothing, they have less access to good lawyers, their bail gets set too high, and after released they can't get a job because they now have a jail record and wind up back in jail for breaking parole. It's a fucked up system.

@HonorWillow 5 лет назад

It's not just a problem in America.

@einsame_Maria 5 лет назад

I love how Rebeccaa in this one is literally Piper from OITNB. Annoying AF hahaha

@arvincharles 5 лет назад

Roxy Hart

@simrenbajaj6000 4 года назад

Or Brook Soso

@lindseydickey9282 3 года назад

She's supposed to be the chick from Chicago "Cell Block Tango"

@corelei 5 лет назад

"2 months" "3 years" too real

@apenguinnamedabraham 5 лет назад

“Oh my god with that story” cracks me UP

@heatherhiggins7372 2 года назад

Every. Single. Time. I could listen to this 10 times in a row and still laugh at that part.

@c.antonio820 5 лет назад

Catch me "rahtahtah"-ing my way through life now! 😂😂😂😂

@missgaymatte 2 года назад

I like that the stories of the others are sad. It draws attention to the unjust qualities of our justice system. The real sadness of Rachel’s story comes through at the end, when you see that she’s trapped by her fantasy alone, and that she could have chosen to avoid what others suffer through. 🖤

@rahbeeuh 2 года назад

*Rebecca

@thebiggestcauldron 4 года назад

Is this really how justice system works in America? That driving lady will surely learn a lesson from her sentence. And the sweater thief, what was she thinking, being poor like that?

@fairlyliterary4771 3 года назад

Unfortunately yes

@createdbychanel8960 3 года назад

Pretty much. I grew up poor and my neighbor went to jail for four months when he tried to steal a bag of bread, milk, and oatmeal to feed his kids. He had just lost his job because of the recession in the 2000s and he didn't have anyone to take his kids so they got put in foster care. The mom had died of a drug overdose, when he got out and tried to get his children back it took him until the next year because of the fact he had a criminal record.

@DreamnEnjoy 3 года назад

@@createdbychanel8960 Oh my God. Every point of this story is bleak. It's literally the first book of Les Misérables.

@sophiaako7663 2 года назад

yes, the 'justice' system in the U.S. is absolutely corrupt and injust. Many people are fighting for reform but it's an uphill battle

@levityoflonging22 Год назад

No. It's even worse than this.

@UdoADHD 5 лет назад

I dunno why “omg with that story, story story, take away her chair!!” Makes me laugh

@grlegrl 3 года назад

Same. It kills me every single time.

@heatherhiggins7372 2 года назад

I pee a little every single time

@lastlife0726 4 года назад

Ironically, Trent did, indeed, have it coming.

@twiddledeeable 5 лет назад

This is actually great. It shows how messed up the prison system is with comedy

@arimations9623 5 лет назад

I love Crazy-Ex Girlfriend and I am really sad this is the last season :( it is such a great show with its accurate and nuanced depiction of mental illness and also the musical songs are fun. they make the atmosphere less dark :) (also, when i'm in a similar situation like in the show, i sing the songs in my head. does anyone else do that?)

@doraweltschmerz5833 5 лет назад

I downloaded nearly all the songs they sing. I'm listening to most of them while going to my uni. Since it's the only way I can stand the school life.

@NovaLaMason 5 лет назад

OMF, the season premiere hasn't even aired yet, and you're already wanting more, more, more. The story's coming to an end. Deal with it.

@claytonprice9730 5 лет назад

@@NovaLaMason The situation's a lot more nuanced than that.

@arimations9623 5 лет назад

NovaLaMason Yeah, I said I'm just really sad. it's good that they won't drag out the plot until it gets boring

@ethan8278 5 лет назад

@NovaLaMason People like you make me mad. People are allowed to have an opinion on what happens. She said that she wishes there was some way to keep an amazing tv show going, it's not like she was being selfish or demanding.

@Gosiaczekmroz 5 лет назад

Okay but, IS THAT LADY'S DAUGHTER OKAY???

@yn6292 5 лет назад

The poor boy isn't. His mother has to miss him forever because some bint could not park her car somewhere to reply to the messages.

@unik124 5 лет назад

She actually didn't say she was texting back. Just distracted from getting that news. (I'm not saying she was in the right, but most everyone's been distracted behind the wheel at some point or another.)

@Dezbome 5 лет назад

@@yn6292 whoa chill none of these people are real

@wellesradio 5 лет назад

The RA-TA-TA gets me every time! 🤣 RA-TA-TA! RA-TA-TA ra-ta-ta

@glittergrasshopper1144 4 года назад

I get how important it is that she's overly excited and the only one participating, but I do wish I could get a proper Cell Block Tango moment

@khatunamezvrishvili6211 3 года назад

If you want a cell block tango moment I recommend cell block tango (Sorry if this sounded rude lol)

@amori9389 3 года назад

Woman in jail Expectation: Cell block tango Reality:

@PhoenixBorealis 11 месяцев назад

A lot of perspective shifting happened here for Rebecca, and she really started to think about how her actions could hurt other people as well as herself. It was beautiful.

@kiannabugglin8016 5 лет назад

also the girl with the "talking balloon" is also totally the bully at the camp in season 1 - oh how far we've come

@catherinearmstrong4564 5 лет назад

Wait what the last line spilled all the tea for tonight episode “I don’t have to be here”

@giualonso 5 лет назад

I love that she almost falls at 3:40 haha

@beauswan6531 5 лет назад

RAT TA TA

@nicolerose1262 5 лет назад

AHHHHH the minute I saw Rebecca was in jail I was hoping you’d do a cell block tango inspired number I’m so happy rn thank you for making my dreams come true!!!

@laserzin 3 года назад

"TAKE AWAY HER CHAIR!" "I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! Please? I'm so sorry!What can I do?!Uuuuhhh..Sorry!Sorry..."

@SXJAYSX 4 года назад

For some reason I really like when she goes "so I pushed him off a building" lol

@PetroleumSnoMan 5 лет назад

This show is inspiring me to deal with my issues and get help. Thank you for more than you could ever know!

@gillypiexo 5 лет назад

Right!? I love it & how it makes me feel more comfortable with myself and want to dig deeper into my issues

@daniiiooofen 4 года назад

Same

@daniiiooofen 4 года назад

@@gillypiexo yea same.. i wenton years feeing ashamed for the issues i was going through

@gillypiexo 4 года назад

@@daniiiooofen you go Danielle! Internet hug!

@daniiiooofen 4 года назад

@@gillypiexo *Hugging you too* *whispers in your ear* Ratata.. ratata

@ellielindsey7454 5 лет назад

I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN 😍😍🎶, but it was better than I ever imagined

@breanna3557 5 лет назад

Me too!!

@zoharamitai8719 4 года назад

As soon as I saw the prison uniform I knew this will be a Cell block tango vibe song I love how Rebecca realizes how privileged she is

@polomarco2335 5 лет назад

After watching this episode, there better a Lin Manuel Miranda cameo.

@bohemian_dropout9642 5 лет назад

CeyDennis I’m willing to wait for it.

@wondastage 5 лет назад

Brook Bonk life doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints it takes it takes and it takes

@alexmeij5181 4 года назад

caro and if there’s a reason I’m still alive while so many others have died

@Iasminsz 2 года назад

This is where I hated Rebecca the most. Despite her obvious privileges, she is still trying to make this all about her and not empathizing the bare minimum with the other women and their heartbreaking stories, just because they don't fit her dramatic theatrical narrative... And she choosed to be there, you know what a slap in the face that is for the others? They don't have time for this bullshit

@rahbeeuh 2 года назад

In her trying to own up to her privilege she still shows it by being there when she didn't have to be.

@foamandfog3112 3 года назад

The fact that some people are saying racial discrimination in the justice system doesn’t exist when people have been commenting on it for decades (with this as an example) is so stupid.

@beatrizgomes4094 5 лет назад

This is even better than what I expected OMG CRAZY EX GIRLFRIEND IS BACK PEOPLE

@trainzen11 4 года назад

WTF!!! The girl with the talking balloon didn't even speak. It makes me wanna...😡 RA-TA-TA!!!

@hayley8715 3 года назад

"Ra Tah Tah, Ra Tah Tah" I just want to go round singing this as the intro to all my everyday conversations & I really wish I had somebody who, on my command would 'take away the chair' of anybody I wish was out of my sight! Yeahhhhhh! 👐

@LeilaNoelliste 3 года назад

The way she said "his meth" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

@LaFemmeFictionale 5 лет назад

Wait, wouldn't that third lady have been convicted of vehicular manslaughter or negligent homicide rather than murder?

@lygophilia4127 5 лет назад

I think so. It didn't sound premeditated. That really bugged me.

@casir.7407 5 лет назад

i thought it was more like she felt very guilty about it and saw it as murder... and also its just a lead into rebecca getting interested and then subverting her expectations

@samsquatch7880 5 лет назад

In a later episode Nathaniel tells her they're hopeful about reducing her crimes to manslaughter and reducing her sentence.

@tychowozniaki9269 4 года назад

If she could afford a good lawyer

@marocat4749 Год назад

Its still seen henerally as murder. Andu doubt she issoft on herself with it.

@matteusconnollius1203 10 месяцев назад

The woman who hit the teenager is such a good actress she sounds really convincing

@Captainflowers1011 5 лет назад

I can honestly say if the premier didn't have a cell block tango shout-out I was going to be pissed. 11/10

@miguelg.gonzalez4982 3 года назад

Chicago was on tv the other day and I couldn't stop laughing remembering this.

@josheydubs 5 лет назад

The fact that the sweater girl got three years for shoplifting is seriously messed up.

@ananananabop 19 дней назад

Her maniacal squatting while standing on the chair and saying rattata is so funny 🤣

@lorcannagle 5 лет назад

I lost my shit when one of the sweater thieves got three years.

@lygophilia4127 5 лет назад

It's great societal commentary.

@deltablueprint3186 5 лет назад

Depends on the value of the goods stolen. If it's over several hundred dollars, the charges are upgraded to commercial burglary which becomes a felony rather than a misdemeanor. Also depends on the nature of the criminal act: if a prosecutor can convince a judge that the defendant had a plan to go into the store to steal the sweater, then that will really maximize the severity of the crime leading to a longer sentence. BUT If the defendant has a capable attorney (And this ties into race, wealth, and privelege) who can pursuade a judge that his/her client is not a CAREER CRIMINAL, and that they were just shopping at the store as usual, then suddenly had an impulse to steal the sweater .... then their sentence would be greatly reduced, maybe even get no jail time.

@yaboi-hd8pp 5 лет назад

@@deltablueprint3186 she stole a sweater because the heating went out - i don't think she was exactly holding out for gucci.

@lorcannagle 5 лет назад

What was the sweater made of, diamonds?

@Stonytude 5 лет назад

not 'one of the'. the Black one. Say it like it is.

@wuijck 3 года назад

“I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry, what can I do?” 🤣🤣🤣

@LeMiao 4 года назад

That went from RA TA TA to Ra ta ta real quick

@zomzomino 5 месяцев назад

i kinda wish we had more chicago parodies, considering its musical numbers are incorporated into the story via the main character's imagination, like... this show. they also both have villain-heroes and societal commentary.

@danielcabrera5699 5 лет назад

the underrated song of this season

@entertain7us148 3 года назад

so crazy how so many stories from female prisoners are about how they're in prison for protecting their husbands/boyfriends.

@annajirouskova9893 5 лет назад

The way she says "What's you CRIME?" YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, SISTER

@claracatlady9844 3 года назад

“And then lin manual Miranda Tweets about it” 🤣🤣🤣 I love it

@abbieelana 5 лет назад

Three words: Ra. Ta. Ta.

@yopyopo 5 лет назад

Ah so excited for the premier tonight!! 😄

@grlegrl 3 года назад

Why is “Story, story. Oh my God with that story...” the funniest part of that song and “ three year”? Those truths are so sad but they crack me up every time.