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In one of his 48 weekend tweets, Donald Trump admitted before doth protesting too much that he 'didn't know about it!'
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@skiddy1984
@skiddy1984 6 лет назад
Hundreds of Australian fire fighters are also in California risking their lives. Trump may have forgotten what allies are but us Aussies sure haven't.
@emilyfarias6925
@emilyfarias6925 6 лет назад
Bless them, lets hope we dont lose anymore of our allies due to our own malfunctioning government the smoke from North and near by is getting really bad i could only imagine being in the middle of that disastor
@skiddy1984
@skiddy1984 6 лет назад
The world is on it's head, climate change is real, trade wars are potentially leading to actual war. We've forgotten the most basic fundamental rule of living in society, be a decent human being and help those around you. When US warships come to Sydney ports the crew goes to the children's hospital with gifts and they are greeted like heroes. People get to go visit the ship, it's a celebration of friendship. After September 11 our Prime Minister called then President Bush and basically said "we've got your back" and became one of the strongest international allies. It even led a free trade agreement to say thanks. Now all that history and friendship, blood spilled together on battlefields as far back as World War 1 is starting to wither and die. But the world even doubts if the US will abide by Article 5 of the NATO treaty agreement. It commits each member state to consider an armed attack against one member state, in Europe or North America, to be an armed attack against them all. NATO invoked Article 5 for the first time in its history after the 9/11 terrorist attacks against the United States.
@SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite
@SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite 5 лет назад
He's doing the world a favor backing down China, my Australian friend.
@johnd2058
@johnd2058 5 лет назад
Vlad, he's only doing it until the Rust Belt is done voting. Also, he's doing it wrong, letting high-profit consumer goods in free, only taxing the components and raw materials that American workers need to keep their jobs. He's HELPING China by doing Mercantilism FOR them. Oh, and where's that "Border [Adjustment] Tax" he promised? Gone, because the Republicans in congress got bought off by retailers and decided to give lawyers -- you know, themselves -- a tax cut instead. Oh, and cancelling the TPP -- a pox on Sec. Clinton for going along with that in the campaign, BTW -- gave the whole of Southeast Asia to China. See the new "Silk Road" projects; Ha Noi selling Việt Nam wholesale to Beijing because without the TPP, they're not going to buy that shiny sensor system to track the PLN in the East Sea / South China Sea. Oh, and has Chinese infiltration and subversion in Australia subsided one bit during this administration? No, it's increased. The USA being led by a narcissistic buffoon -- Berlusconi if Berlusconi preferred prostitutes somewhat closer to his own age -- emboldens the villains of the world, as the World's Policeman is acting like the Keystone Kops.
@randomdds
@randomdds 5 лет назад
There's an ancient Chinese strategem- "Kill an enemy with a borrowed knife." This is exactly that type of implementation.
@Sammysan123
@Sammysan123 6 лет назад
I live in Lake County, CA where the Mendocino Complex fire has just become the largest in the state's modern history. We have the largest lake wholly within the state at 68 sq. miles! It's kinda in the name there Mr. Trump... And Stephen thanks for the shout-out to the responders, they are always amazing. Not just the people directly fighting the fire but all the people volunteering and helping the evacuees, the police on patrol keeping the area safe, and so many others.
@xvx4848
@xvx4848 6 лет назад
As someone who lives about an hour away from the Carr Fire I can tell you it's absolutely crazy here. We haven't been able to see the sky or mountains for almost 2 weeks and it started raining ash the other day. This is coming from a fire that's easily 60+ miles away from here. I think the ash got whipped into the air from the firenado that happened and literally rained it down for hundreds of miles.
@Libbyerality
@Libbyerality 6 лет назад
I will apologize for our disgusting, FAKE president. Be safe. Millions of people care and want to help.
@alishadennis2189
@alishadennis2189 6 лет назад
Devin Jones our prayers * hearts go out to you folks. Our government better do all to help & restore. Is there a red cross there so people can help & send donations???
@sherlockcipher6690
@sherlockcipher6690 6 лет назад
Stay safe friendo.
@ramonaschober600
@ramonaschober600 6 лет назад
Devin Jones ~ I can't imagine how terrifying it must be for all of you folks living near any of the fires! May God keep you safe and bless the firefighters who are bravely working to stop them!
@Libbyerality
@Libbyerality 6 лет назад
While the disgusting president is on vacation.
@mvvpro8688
@mvvpro8688 6 лет назад
Next line of defense: "I have committed and got away with so many crimes before, it would be cruel and unusual punishment to indict me now for a simple act of treason. What is crime anyway? So many criminals are never caught. But you never hear about them."
@carlottavigna7822
@carlottavigna7822 6 лет назад
If you vote for even one republican, you vote to continue this insanity no matter what the individual candidate says. All republicans have to stay in step with each other. Vote Democrat and you will at least get a person who thinks for himself/herself. Vote straight party lines. Straight Democrat.
@k.m890
@k.m890 6 лет назад
As an immigrant that grew up in the states . The US is full of loving, caring human beings. People from all around the world. Just give us time and we will defeat Trump
@Steeleperfect
@Steeleperfect 6 лет назад
Please hurry, or we will have to deal with him like we dealt with Hitler.
@svendtang5432
@svendtang5432 5 лет назад
Max TheAxe we’ll support you all the way.. we still your allies no matter how this president tries to insult the friends of USA
@zzulm
@zzulm 5 лет назад
Yes
@eliotno3
@eliotno3 6 лет назад
Can you imagine what future generations will think of Americans in 2018 when reading over these tweets in the Natl Archives?
@JamesDavidWalley
@JamesDavidWalley 6 лет назад
That’s assuming there will be future generations of Americans.
@Cudgeon
@Cudgeon 6 лет назад
Can you imagine how future generations of countries that survived trump will think about them?
@Inamichan
@Inamichan 6 лет назад
I’m at the point where I’m not sure whether or not I want them to ban him from twitter or let him tweet himself to jail. I’m conflicted. 😐
@Greendalewitch
@Greendalewitch 6 лет назад
imanasaurus rex Fun fact. He banned Stephen King on Twitter and King responded with banning him in all movie theatres from seeing IT. Not that he would go see it.... We would have gotten a tweet about how lame it is and how it would have been better if Trump directed it.
@rax816
@rax816 6 лет назад
imanasaurus rex 🤔🤔😒
@fearnonebutone4977
@fearnonebutone4977 6 лет назад
imanasaurus rex If he was banned, we wouldn’t have videos like this. Since trump took office, his Twitter has been the primary source of comedic material worldwide. Trump has created so many new jobs for comedy writers.
@matohibiki
@matohibiki 6 лет назад
Fear None But ONE And since as president, all his official tweets are a matter of public record, it's going to be kind of hard to bury all the self-incrimination he's been doing since... What, ten minutes after his inauguration?
@fist-of-doom487
@fist-of-doom487 6 лет назад
Let him tweet himself straight into a jail cell. Like the doctors say when you’re getting a shot “It only hurts while the pain lasts” as soon as he’s gone the pain will be over.
@WanderingTaoist101
@WanderingTaoist101 6 лет назад
Trump in two weeks: "Treason is not a crime!!"
@Auriam
@Auriam 6 лет назад
WanderingTaoist101 "and even if it were, the only person guilty of it is Crooked Hillary!"
@user-bi5ov8ev9y
@user-bi5ov8ev9y 6 лет назад
WanderingTaoist101 "its not a crime unless it's committed by Hillary and the democrats" 😅😅
@2345reyna
@2345reyna 6 лет назад
WanderingTaoist101 ..wow is is a Moron
@gortab
@gortab 6 лет назад
"And even if it was committed by me, I can still pardon myself."
@WanderingTaoist101
@WanderingTaoist101 6 лет назад
Yvette Lopez Is is you you Sure Sure?
@2003sammijo
@2003sammijo 6 лет назад
A meeting about adopting Russian children....Really? Why were there no representatives from the US Department of State?
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 6 лет назад
Well, because, you know, because.
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 6 лет назад
Because it happened while President Obama was still in office & John Kerry was the Sec. of State, perhaps? Or because it was illegal AF & ....No Collusion! No Dinner party, but they served Sushi! Peace.
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 6 лет назад
Maggie Rezac -- The perfect answer.
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 6 лет назад
Valerie J. Norse, thank you! I wasn't sure if the OP was sarcastic or not, so I resorted to just the facts! Ha! What a concept. Peace.
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 6 лет назад
He wanted the Russians to adopt Eric.
@michaelpipkin9942
@michaelpipkin9942 6 лет назад
brainflash1 FATHER!, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
@Auriam
@Auriam 6 лет назад
brainflash1 Father NO
@michaelpipkin9942
@michaelpipkin9942 6 лет назад
Auriam You shit. You beat me By 3 seconds!!! Haha.
@ahmedslacking4975
@ahmedslacking4975 6 лет назад
Remember space force guys we almost there
@alishadennis2189
@alishadennis2189 6 лет назад
No, no guys Give Putin IVANKA, trumps daughter-wife so he can run all over Russia trying to get her back & get lost & not come back him self..
@fareedal-bandar2953
@fareedal-bandar2953 6 лет назад
"Do it to Julia" Nice 1984 reference.
@SleepyRickyC92
@SleepyRickyC92 6 лет назад
Fareed Al-Bandar haha nice catch.
@jameshill4589
@jameshill4589 6 лет назад
Wait, did Trump say that the Pacific Ocean is stealing all the water needed to fight the forest fires?
@matohibiki
@matohibiki 6 лет назад
"The ocean is a MASSIVE THREAT to the American people!! We must stop our rivers from... ...Trying to collude with it! WITCH HUNT!! #FakeWater"
@INFERN0FIRE
@INFERN0FIRE 6 лет назад
Yeah, it's clearly the cause of the rising sea level. We've allowed rivers to flow into the ocean for way too long. #globalwarming
@jaridkeen123
@jaridkeen123 6 лет назад
Ugh... that's all I can say about this Administration
@awashington8447
@awashington8447 6 лет назад
3:41 I dont have any words to accurately convey my bewilderment.......has anyone ever encountered someone so stupid they make you squint? Thats basically Trump
@alainarchambault2331
@alainarchambault2331 6 лет назад
I think I know what Trump is alluding to, environmentalists in California is trying to maintain a wetland for some endangered species of fish or other.
@gortab
@gortab 6 лет назад
1:15 I can totally believe that any rumors of Trump being concerned about another person would be fake.
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 6 лет назад
"Grown ass adults give up supervising ANOTHER grown ass adult who has the nuke codes, and is in charge of a world Super power." If I wasn't anxious before.
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 6 лет назад
Let's hope they've substituted fake codes for the real ones?
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 6 лет назад
The oooool' switcheroo
@ramonguzman475
@ramonguzman475 6 лет назад
Stoodmuffin Personal They gave him the codes for Sea World's fireworks system. They knew Trump would use the real ones as collateral for his loans with Putin and the Russian mafia.
@dillonweber7458
@dillonweber7458 6 лет назад
Loving the 1984 reference in there.... almost missed it. Do it to Julia!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 лет назад
He even cleared a space in his tweet.
@richardalexander5758
@richardalexander5758 6 лет назад
Spanky Bonespurs has just put his wonderful son under the Swamp Express Tour Bus...what a freaking surprise...Don Who? Coffee boy, I met him once maybe...
@davewade2041
@davewade2041 6 лет назад
Richard Alexander "Spanky Bonespurs"!?!?! I freakin love that one! Thanks for the belly laugh!
@sharonolsen6579
@sharonolsen6579 6 лет назад
Can you say toast ? .............. with Butter ! Ahhhhhhhhhh... YES !
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 6 лет назад
+Richard Alexander If he said he barely knows Don Jr., that might be the first time I believe him. *_"Don who? Oh, do you mean that big ugly, dumb thing that popped out of my wife before my beautiful, darling, luscious Ivanka did? Mmmmm.... IVANKA... wait - what were we talking about?"_*
@captaintexican5993
@captaintexican5993 6 лет назад
"He was hardly one of my least Sons. We spoke maybe twice. Sounds like a Loser."
@jstnxprsn
@jstnxprsn 6 лет назад
"He was only with the family for a short time. A couple of months, maybe. I hardly knew him. He wasn't important to the campaign."
@Gundam4
@Gundam4 6 лет назад
I live in SoCal I'm practically at the epicenter of these fires. And that's all Trumps got to say?
@Libbyerality
@Libbyerality 6 лет назад
They ALL need to be sued for crimes against humanity. I'm sorry that you are in that situation. Be safe. Millions of Americans care, just not our criminal president.
@Gundam4
@Gundam4 6 лет назад
Light of Day thank you
@grayscribe1342
@grayscribe1342 6 лет назад
Why are you surprised? When he visited Texas after the hurricane he had to praise the crowd size wearing this "USA" baseball cap tha you can buy from him for $40.
@matohibiki
@matohibiki 6 лет назад
strikeslifer At least he's not throwing paper towels at you. Seriously though, please be safe. Trump might be a laughing matter, but these fires aren't.
@alainarchambault2331
@alainarchambault2331 6 лет назад
Never mind paper towels. In this case he'd be throwing bottled water at them.
@eliotmccann2589
@eliotmccann2589 6 лет назад
Nice Orwell quote at 2:14
@poisontoad8007
@poisontoad8007 6 лет назад
Trump 2016: "I'm not a politician!" Trump 2018: "We do that all the time in politics!" LOL
@issaosama4937
@issaosama4937 6 лет назад
We need you so much Colbert conservatives are giving me cancer 🤦‍♂️
@willpham6104
@willpham6104 6 лет назад
When is he never on vacation?
@Auriam
@Auriam 6 лет назад
Will Pham his brain is on a permanent vacation. There's just one of those old "will be back at this time" clocks on the empty desk covered in dust.
@peter12246
@peter12246 6 лет назад
Auriam 😂😂😂
@willpham6104
@willpham6104 6 лет назад
Hahaha, his staff's brains are also on vacation.
@liampeterson2360
@liampeterson2360 6 лет назад
Will Pham his staff doesn't know what a vacation is.
@charlesross9365
@charlesross9365 6 лет назад
Yeah but I thought fox news said Obama just wasted all his time golfing but its okay when Trump does it.
@quentinle4892
@quentinle4892 6 лет назад
Did anyone else get that 1984 reference at 2:14?
@user-fj9bv1lo3l
@user-fj9bv1lo3l 6 лет назад
Sonoma Calling! Definitely caught it..but sadly to many generations have no idea what it means, 1984 please it people
@lasarith2
@lasarith2 6 лет назад
Sonoma Calling! I had to look it up, it’s from the movie 1984 with Jhon Hurt
@user-fj9bv1lo3l
@user-fj9bv1lo3l 6 лет назад
lasarith2 ..based on the book by George Orwell 1984...read the book..other absolutely great book by George Orwell Animal Farm..do your self a favor read these two timely books..never surrender your freewill your freedom of thought and never ever believe that 2+2=5 ! The true though police are trying to take our freedom of the press and install Thought control.. Education will be eliminated to keep the population ignorant
@notroll1279
@notroll1279 6 лет назад
I'm a bit embarrassed to admit that I didn't - though I was quite an Orwell buff back at grammar school. Possibly because there wasn't anything about Trump's situation that remotely reminded me of Winston Smith's torture threat horrors. Thanks for the reminder!
@jimdeath70
@jimdeath70 6 лет назад
Yeah. Once this guy at work e-mailed me about big brother watching (I work with cctv) I responded in news-speak. He had no idea what I was on about even after an explanation.
@conflictofincest6629
@conflictofincest6629 6 лет назад
Thanks Stephen I love your show
@Greendalewitch
@Greendalewitch 6 лет назад
Conflict Of incest Dude your profile pic and name. Lmfao!!!
@KingOfKeysToDACity
@KingOfKeysToDACity 6 лет назад
Lutece I was gonna say the same thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@YourLocalMetallurgist
@YourLocalMetallurgist 6 лет назад
2:16 "Do it to Julia." Nice 1984 reference
@dlcdlc100
@dlcdlc100 6 лет назад
Good lord... how did we get here? Please vote.
@mariesia0525
@mariesia0525 6 лет назад
Vacation? He hasn't even gone to work! 🤭
@alishadennis2189
@alishadennis2189 6 лет назад
marie sia your soooo right!!!! Lol
@andyray9
@andyray9 6 лет назад
marie sia, are you kidding? His tiny little fingers are barely stubs from all the tweeting, lol.
@gwen3010
@gwen3010 6 лет назад
Remember when he said he would be too busy working for the people to golf?? We knew that was a lie when he said it!!!
@elidadeiulio792
@elidadeiulio792 6 лет назад
marie sia 👍🏻👍🏻
@alanai1981
@alanai1981 6 лет назад
marie sia ALL OF EVERYTHING YOU SAID
@dzobie
@dzobie 6 лет назад
I love how his impression of Trump is closer to Dr. Evil bahaha
@bobmiller3627
@bobmiller3627 6 лет назад
The Trump Tower meeting was DEFINITELY about adoption, adopting Vladimir Putin as America's next president that is!
@chrishernandez3158
@chrishernandez3158 6 лет назад
Bob Miller 😂😂😂😂😂👍
@01bigtrev
@01bigtrev 6 лет назад
I wish more people would explain why adoption was mentioned. It’s because they wanted to negotiate and get the magnitzky act sanctions lifted for the dirt on Hilary so it would release putins cronies money. Sanctions was lifted last week against one of putins aluminium cronies. I expect more will be lifted soon
@01bigtrev
@01bigtrev 6 лет назад
Woke-ye West you do realise how investigations work don’t ? Have you seen the 5 top people in trumps close circle who have pleaded guilty and the 30 something indictments. They haven’t even got started yet they are on the outside working in.
@katherinerodriguez118
@katherinerodriguez118 6 лет назад
Woke-ye West you clearly have no clue how long thorough investigations take. Ever studied watergate??? Yeah that investigation wasn’t done in just a few days or months. 🙄
@Salchipapafied
@Salchipapafied 6 лет назад
Trump Jr. is to wonderful what Trump Sr. is to competent.
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 6 лет назад
Do not leave the Trump unsupervised.
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 5 лет назад
Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. I’m all for leaving him unsupervised. On a remote island. Next to an old well with a cheeseburger at the bottom.
@XX-gy7ue
@XX-gy7ue 6 лет назад
GOD BLESS AND PROTECT STEPHEN COLBERT , HE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN THIS COUNTRY !
@friendly-db9bm
@friendly-db9bm 6 лет назад
X X this comment is so true
@snausages43
@snausages43 6 лет назад
No he’s not. And I say this as a big fan. What is up with all the hyperbole about Stephen in the comments lately?
@user-fj9bv1lo3l
@user-fj9bv1lo3l 6 лет назад
a true Patriot
@manspider1532
@manspider1532 6 лет назад
Trump 2020
@user-fj9bv1lo3l
@user-fj9bv1lo3l 6 лет назад
Drumf Dumped 2018
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 лет назад
Between Giuliani's media appearances and Trump's tweets, Mueller should have everything he needs by, oh.. October at the latest?
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
48 times? Shyeesh... Get a life Trump...
@Squashed8Ball
@Squashed8Ball 6 лет назад
The Master Grief Collection who’da thunked it that the President had so much free time from his job of running the country?
@kiyanaconroy1497
@kiyanaconroy1497 6 лет назад
Right? I don’t even tweet that much and he’s literally the POTUS... he should be way busier
@matohibiki
@matohibiki 6 лет назад
"You know how many times he tweeted? Forty-EIGHT times!" "...In a row?"
@maroal24
@maroal24 6 лет назад
TRUMP in 2016 campaign= I will be so busy working, I won't have time to go golf. Trump now= I need to go golf every other week. Republicunts= yes master do whatever you want master Orange.
@Cudgeon
@Cudgeon 6 лет назад
Actually we are all happy that he is golfing. He should do more of that.
@RY-od9jc
@RY-od9jc 6 лет назад
Guys... don’t you know Committing a crime is not a crime duuuuuhhhhhh
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 6 лет назад
Don't believe what you see and hear!
@boondocksdragon8959
@boondocksdragon8959 6 лет назад
0:13 "Shouldn't he be working?" "Nope. This is fine." 😂😂😂 Right?? It's cool. Go ahead and use my taxes to play golf... if it keeps him from tearing more alliances down, rallying with enemy leaders, or damaging the country anymore, I'm thrilled.
@meh8982
@meh8982 6 лет назад
I agree, but he can do an incredible amount of damage in the few minutes of "work" he puts in per day. Plus, the Republican Congress is free to run amok as long as we have a Republican President.
@Grit09
@Grit09 6 лет назад
Loving his Trump voice with the tweets
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 лет назад
"Largely given up" is also his cabinet's Mueller Investigation defense strategy.
@danstrayer111
@danstrayer111 6 лет назад
48 tweets fri-sun. It's like his heart rate is exploding.
@marioalvarez7293
@marioalvarez7293 6 лет назад
Best Late night host
@ITPalGame
@ITPalGame 6 лет назад
Mario Alvarez up there with The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson *and* Josh Robert Thompson?
@user-fj9bv1lo3l
@user-fj9bv1lo3l 6 лет назад
B best
@Stellamay1019
@Stellamay1019 6 лет назад
Mario Alvarez hands down he's the best. 😁
@michaelpipkin9942
@michaelpipkin9942 6 лет назад
FATHER!, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
@JT-xj1pg
@JT-xj1pg 6 лет назад
Michael Pipkin you're watching too much Seth Meyers lol
@rgwak
@rgwak 6 лет назад
Let's talk about the blonde lady from the Late Night Press Conferences. Anyone else notice that she's killing it?!
@dannykumite
@dannykumite 6 лет назад
Soon, son, you will have the honor of taking the fall for your father. Unlike general Flint, he's taking the fall for his son, SAD!
@slipe3254
@slipe3254 6 лет назад
I heard it in my head.
@blueroninstudios
@blueroninstudios 6 лет назад
Seth, are you commenting on the down low again? lol
@Theforeveraloneguy
@Theforeveraloneguy 6 лет назад
I can't wait to see how Fox news spins this!
@galaxywolf4895
@galaxywolf4895 6 лет назад
Probably say conspiring with a foreign hostile government is perfectly legitimate, everyone does it.
@rgwak
@rgwak 6 лет назад
They did a deep dive on Antifa earlier tonight, while everyone else was covering Manafort. That should give you a pretty good idea of how they'll spin things. By not reportng it.
@dannykumite
@dannykumite 6 лет назад
The Trump campaign was only making sure Hilary didn't commit any crimes. That's why they met with KGB. Stop crooked Hilary.
@shadowking1380
@shadowking1380 6 лет назад
Knowing those idiots they’ll run some asinine story about a cat crapping on the White House lawn
@ThreadBomb
@ThreadBomb 6 лет назад
They've already been given their new spin by the bosses: "Collusion is not a crime!" It's not a crime because Guliani, who is the BEST lawyer, looked at the law and couldn't find it.
@oogachaka3447
@oogachaka3447 6 лет назад
This is horrifying.
@Christanstonir
@Christanstonir 6 лет назад
It’s going to be strange when this administration finally implodes on itself. It’s entertaining as hell though, when it isn’t sad or violent that is.
@LithiumThiefMusic
@LithiumThiefMusic 6 лет назад
...so... he... he admitted to conspiracy and treason? *in a tweet?!?!* WAHAHAHA REALLY?
@jeanne8507
@jeanne8507 6 лет назад
“Do it to Julia!” Why did nobody laugh at that? It’s so spot on!
@ahnobi
@ahnobi 6 лет назад
Jeanne I don't get the joke
@revengefrommars
@revengefrommars 6 лет назад
It's a quote from the George Orwell novel, 1984. I didn't get it either. Double-plus-ungood of me. At least I get that one.
@mimim7026
@mimim7026 6 лет назад
At first I wasn't sure I'd heard him correctly...then it took a second to place the line...then the magic happened.
@feebeedoc78
@feebeedoc78 6 лет назад
By this point 1984 should be mandatory reading in America. Except I think you're already fluent in Double Speak. So.. Fahrenheit 451? Who needs book learning anyway?
@user-fj9bv1lo3l
@user-fj9bv1lo3l 6 лет назад
Rose S ..absolutely agree..it was a must read in High School..and definitely should be a must read now more than ever
@suzannebennett8987
@suzannebennett8987 6 лет назад
48 tweets - so embarrassing...
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 6 лет назад
I colluded. Slap. Don Jr. collude. Slap. I colluded. Slap. Don Jr. collude. Slap. I colluded and Don Jr. colluded. Forget it Colbert, it's Jynatown.
@aaronmurray9336
@aaronmurray9336 6 лет назад
Robert Mueller wanted me to say on his behalf, "Thanks Trump, you're making my job easier."
@michaelbootes4822
@michaelbootes4822 6 лет назад
They supervise him?
@ntorok
@ntorok 6 лет назад
Michael Bootes No. He can’t be supervised. He’s incorrigible.
@kaivickers166
@kaivickers166 6 лет назад
Can I send my resume to the WH for the position of Presidential Supervisor? I mean, I got this, I’ve gotten three children through their toddler years.
@LardGreystoke
@LardGreystoke 6 лет назад
Trump is 72 and he still hasn't advanced beyond toddler.
@steelhere5519
@steelhere5519 6 лет назад
"Someone go and check on Trump."
@BoredInNW6
@BoredInNW6 6 лет назад
They also hang the toilet paper with the end to the wall, so that it doesn't all end up on the floor.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 6 лет назад
Robert Mueller: Mr. President, when were you first approached about doing business with Russia? Trump: Never that's fake news it never happened except that one time back in 2002 when I bought this suite made of real live bears that I totally was not using to money launder from my casinos to my friends Boris and Natasha Badenov who might I say Natasha is like an 8, she's no Melania but she's fine with the lights out, and so long as there are no mooses and squirrels; SOMEONE GET ME A DIET COKE! Anyway so it was 2005 and I was out of money which is a lie as I had 7 billion, that's billion with a B, that's a lot of numbers. Like 303 the number in the electoral college unlike Crooked Hillary and the fake enemy of the people CNN with dopey Don Lemon, SOMEONE GET ME LEMON CAKE! Do you like Lemon Cake? I love lemon cake, in fact Trump tower makes the best lemon cake, we're still working on cheeseburgers though, nothing beats a McDonald's Big Mac in fact I'm gonna get five right now with my best friend Putin who promised me he'd pay for lunch just like he did about the collusion to win in 2016 that did not happen. Mueller: O.o
@heroliner6550
@heroliner6550 6 лет назад
and thats your idea of funny?
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 6 лет назад
+ Tadicuslegion78 That was really funny! But aren't you worried it might be just a bit too coherent to feel like real Trump?
@gagrin1565
@gagrin1565 6 лет назад
The sad thing is that this makes too much sense. Trump is quite literally impossible to lampoon, because you can't say anything more extreme or contradictory than he already has. He's a walking satire of himself.
@monks311
@monks311 6 лет назад
*someone give him a diet Coke...asap!*
@SandraNelson063
@SandraNelson063 6 лет назад
Verbatim.
@anitaclarke7085
@anitaclarke7085 6 лет назад
Another one bites the bus !
@ashyslashy22
@ashyslashy22 6 лет назад
Didn’t we already find out last year that the trump tower meeting was about Clinton when Donny Jr. literally tweeted out the evidence?
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 6 лет назад
Boogie O'Winston, it was actually an email from Ron Goldstone that brought it to light.
@studio3js196
@studio3js196 6 лет назад
Tuck Buckford is officially the only right wing nutcase left. Today was a good day. Bye Alex Jones
@Pamela-Lynne
@Pamela-Lynne 6 лет назад
Stephen’s Trump voice is dead on 😂 😆
@brizyinpink
@brizyinpink 6 лет назад
Oh no! The grumpy toddler is not being supervised.
@Pamela-Lynne
@Pamela-Lynne 6 лет назад
Donald Trump is a lawyer’s worst nightmare and a comedian’s dream!
@peter12246
@peter12246 6 лет назад
Pamela Bozeman well put 😂
@ShawwwHa
@ShawwwHa 6 лет назад
"Cheese burger pellet" 👏😂
@MRayner59
@MRayner59 6 лет назад
Why doesn't Trump visit California or Puerto Rico instead of spending all day on the crapper tweeting?
@nita2bjuan7
@nita2bjuan7 6 лет назад
"Silence of the Lambs" is about lambs...ROFLMAO
@owlnationlegal4228
@owlnationlegal4228 6 лет назад
You'd think with so many Trump family and friends headed for prison, he'd be more careful about scorching earth. Prison's gotta suck in 120F
@lillysweet8016
@lillysweet8016 6 лет назад
Colbert 🤨 the best
@lillysweet8016
@lillysweet8016 6 лет назад
Seth Thomas yes I do live in United States what’s that supposed to mean?
@845835
@845835 6 лет назад
I can't wait for the Trump Presidential Library, which will basically be a room with a cell phone with a Twitter app.
@cristianuruchima2191
@cristianuruchima2191 6 лет назад
Gotta love Colbert
@ProdiJay
@ProdiJay 6 лет назад
Kinda funny, but I usually watch Stephen for my news info instead of news stations like CNN and such 😂
@ProdiJay
@ProdiJay 6 лет назад
I don't believe fully on one side 👌 I just find it hilarious to watch ya know? :)
@barthalen
@barthalen 6 лет назад
Jon Adam sat back, smiling. He sure showed them! He even called them 'infantile' this time, and he spelled it correctly as well! "Hon, ready to go to daycare?" his mom asked. "I cut the crusties of your sandwiches this time!" He smiled. Today was a good day.
@dddd2319
@dddd2319 6 лет назад
barthalen LMAO
@socrappyicoulddie
@socrappyicoulddie 6 лет назад
My god, people need to stop saying this shit with pride (unless they're trolling)
@heroliner6550
@heroliner6550 6 лет назад
so not funny. The laughter is forced as is the entire act. Hatred is just seething between every word. who's the moron, the guy that counts the 48 tweets or the guy that does the tweeting?
@jeremywarner899
@jeremywarner899 6 лет назад
That's it we have all the ivedence. Trump was dropped on his head as a baby . He couldn't help saying he's providing a service to America by watching TV and writing angry tweets.
@thacrypt223
@thacrypt223 6 лет назад
Silence of the lambs is about lambs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shawnconway6009
@shawnconway6009 6 лет назад
Personally I think you missed a better and more obvious joke. "My wonderful son" as opposed to his not wonderful son Eric?
@henrydawkins3128
@henrydawkins3128 6 лет назад
Don Jr. Is going to jail and dad may follow.
@rogerwalter2500
@rogerwalter2500 6 лет назад
My blunderful son, Donald!
@sepiae
@sepiae 6 лет назад
'Do it to Julia...' :D
@BehindDaSmoke
@BehindDaSmoke 6 лет назад
I live for everyday's opening monolog!!!
@Libbyerality
@Libbyerality 6 лет назад
Keeps me sane.
@LazyGyro
@LazyGyro 6 лет назад
Trump will be out before the end of 2019
@Steeleperfect
@Steeleperfect 6 лет назад
I think, if he is not out by the end of 2018, next year, the world will unite to take America down and depose him.
@kiyanaconroy1497
@kiyanaconroy1497 6 лет назад
VOTE BLUE IN NOVEMBER!
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 6 лет назад
Kalia Marie Okayyyyyy....but who's to say Russia wont HACK the election again in Nov??😒😒😞😧😬
@sanninjiraiya
@sanninjiraiya 6 лет назад
MLG HELP the evidence doesn't indicate that the Russian hacks changed votes. Information warfare and creating doubt in US institutions have been their operational goals, and they've appeared to continue this since 2016
@mikeharris6429
@mikeharris6429 6 лет назад
No you should vote for nuclear strikes on all American cities. That way the rest of the world can finally be free of you garbage people
@matthiasg.2775
@matthiasg.2775 6 лет назад
Static Core will this saving you talk about be accomplished by invading another foreign country, getting a few of your military "heroes" and thousands of innocents killed, bringing them your so called democracy and destabilizing an entire region? If so, us shit stain countries might be better off without your "saving"
@veranya2074
@veranya2074 6 лет назад
Kalia Marie excpt Chicago
@ricoc4728
@ricoc4728 6 лет назад
Thanks Stephen, I'm not that close to Mendocino county, but the wind has been pushing the smoke southward towards my county. Glad to know that somewhere on the internet there are people who aren't poisonous with their words.
@alfcab
@alfcab 6 лет назад
Jon giving us a few sly bars of Gershwin's _S'wonderful_ @ 1:48. Swank.
@randallholloway8686
@randallholloway8686 6 лет назад
4:12 ... Like, I look at that and think "this is what dementia sounds like...he has dementia..."
@lebaneezer1
@lebaneezer1 6 лет назад
Donald jr is like fredo
@sundarbe
@sundarbe 6 лет назад
Been waiting for this, and as usual Steven never disappoints. 👍
@tgorman222
@tgorman222 6 лет назад
"do it to Julia" priceless
@peter12246
@peter12246 6 лет назад
Epic Colbert 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@MrMrsteveo84
@MrMrsteveo84 6 лет назад
Best show on tv.period
@charzipuddin6129
@charzipuddin6129 6 лет назад
“Do it to Julia!” Awesome 1984 reference
@Diamond52894
@Diamond52894 6 лет назад
don't go chasing waterfalls took me out!!!😭🤣
@tesseractahedron
@tesseractahedron 6 лет назад
Ulcerative Coludis 1:44
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf 6 лет назад
Congratulations, President Trump! You just potentially set your son up for perjury charges! What are you gonna do now? "I'm going to Mar-a-Lago! Oh, wait, I'm already here."
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 6 лет назад
The Rogue Wolf LOL!😅
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 6 лет назад
Tweeting 48 times....probably from his toilet....or on his bed eating a cheeseburger at the same time. Lol😅
@twstf8905
@twstf8905 6 лет назад
The fires in California have been so absolutely devastating, they are not just affecting the immediate areas. I live in Washington State. Just north of Seattle. And we've been waking up with a thin layer of ash on our vehicles, that we have to hose off, and because it hasn't rained in more than a month and a half, the Sunny days lately have had a strange yellowish tint and the full moon the other night was an eerie orange-yellow, because of the particulates hanging in the air. If you wanted to match up the color for a painting of what it's been like, the paint would be called, "post-apocalyptic."
@GiratinaofFury
@GiratinaofFury 6 лет назад
The President has zero self awareness.
@brianh6773
@brianh6773 6 лет назад
No awareness whatsoever.
@chachacha0011
@chachacha0011 6 лет назад
The environmental law causing all this readily available water being diverted to the ocean must be dealt with, i.e. gravity, lol
@Libbyerality
@Libbyerality 6 лет назад
He can change it. But he's not.
@fclavijo
@fclavijo 6 лет назад
I cant think of Trump if not in Stephens Trump Voice. I use it in my head whenever I read anything he said.
@lena-p
@lena-p 6 лет назад
Not only trees ... but our houses burn very nicely since they are made of wood.
@nathanjamesbaker
@nathanjamesbaker 6 лет назад
*If it's what you say I love it especially later in the summer.*
@matohibiki
@matohibiki 6 лет назад
...They were talking about a pool party, surely. I hear Alcatraz has a lovely cistern they can be tossed into... I mean, go swimming in.
@phyllishahart6111
@phyllishahart6111 6 лет назад
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that the frogs are still gay 💅🏾💅🏾🐸🐸
@willpastatus
@willpastatus 6 лет назад
His trump voice doe 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👌👍
@wolfie26
@wolfie26 6 лет назад
Yay