What Turns You On Most? | Joey Diaz and Kate Quigley 

Joey's operating with about 15% lung function

“Women love it when you choke em and poke em in the eye” 😂 -Joey Diaz

Joey's laugh in this one is extra tremendous 😂

"At what point during sex do you throw the jab?" -Lee Syatt earth's greatest mind

This world will miss Joey when he’s gone. He Really is a One of a Kind Personality. Dude cracks me up 😂

Joey and Lee are literally Rick and Morty😂😂😂

“There’s something about a sick women” -Joey Diaz

I’m absolutely sure this girl has daddy issues. Tremendous

Hearing Joey Diaz laugh, almost always automatically makes me laugh.

11:22 when ur trying to start ur car in the winter

This was one of the most wild segments I have ever heard

“slap her and throw a drink in the face” - Joey Diaz

The noise he made when said he was scraping her guts 💀💀💀💀

10:52 the way lee says “OK” had me dying!!!!!!

8:33 best Coco laugh

7:45 Lee’s “no thank you” SENT me 😂

Joey sounds like a bulldog that just ran up a flight of stairs... I love it

Love how Lee struggles just to be human

Joey” two finger louie” Diaz.

12:02 Lee was about to break physical contact barrier but remembered he hasn't got written consent

Joey's line about a sick woman was masterful. Got Kate to admit some real shit while he was just playing lol

Lee: "whats half way there mean?...." "OK." 10:45 I am rollllinngggg. Lee is hilarious.

Joey is way wrong on this one lmao

8:32 takes the cake of joey laughs.

"No thank you" - Lee

“You date one lunatic and then you date a bunch of other lunatics” 😂😂 it really is a slippery slope

“ I used to have a girl I would poke In the eye” -unkle joey

8:06 - “I would machine gun your ass with my tongue” 😂😂

These podcasts were some of the best. The 3 of them working off each other.. Lee being the innocent one trying to be nice to Kate, Joey being a creepy savage.. Kate literally in the middle of both of their personalities.

10:50 lee saying okay in the middle of the story kills me🤣

Lee "At what point during the sex do you throw the jab?" Syatt Edit: 1:23

When Joey catches a real good laugh the air just comes wheezing out, I die every time!

He did a good job of not directly calling her a lunatic

You can hear the cholesterol being expunged from his body at 8:32

Lee : “what’s halfway “ Joey : “ Two fingers in the 😼” Lee “ OKAYYY”🤣

Joey’s laugh is an automatic trigger for me

That stiff jab to the face as she's walking out the bathroom foreplay move sounds like something Bryan callen would use!

Kate's take is fairly accurate. I didn't realize how true this was until I asked an ex what the fuck was wrong with her, and why it seemed like she was looking for a fight. "I like when you put me in my place" That shit was like Viagra.

Lee-“ what’s half-way there mean?” “OK”

Lee’s laugh at 8:30 and him faintly saying “Pop It!” Is the best thing I’ve ever heard

12:50 Lee turns into Morty.

Joey's laugh sounds like the oldest car engine ever trying to start.

Joey “overhand jab” Diaz

This is the universe where Rick is Joey Diaz and Morty is Lee Syatt...

Lee sat there saying “Oh my goodness” 🤣🤣🤣

I swear every time Lee says something I start dying

That Rare combination of Honesty and Talent!

"she'll fuck my grandfather by mistake" LMFAO this one got me 🤣

“Guys love it.” “NO THEY DONT”

Listen to the way Lee says “Pop it!” at 8:55 ahaha he sounds just like Morty!!! Meanwhile Kate is full on moaning at 9:14 😂😂

11:20 that's exactly how my grandpa's old pickup starts.. bro on point ffs

One of the all-time great Church moments.

its not true about sick women

8:33 Joey "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Diaz

Joey "Two Finger Louie" Diaz

This must have been the craziest, funnies and weirdest clip i've seen from Joey ever xD And i can't believe it took me so long to run into this. Joey Diaz is a living fucking legend.

Joey Diaz and Patrice Oneal are the uncles that everyone should've had growing up

I swear chunks of Joey's lung are being spewed across that closet of a studio they're in...

10:56 Lee's "ok" made me fucking hyperventilate lmao

This was the funniest podcast I've heard from him!! 😭🤣🤣

0:55 Lee’s “oh my god” killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lee's reactions around the 10 min onwards had me dying hahahaha

This is the most truthful statement from my main man Joey. Hungover/sick wives...no better time to do it!!!

Joey kinda has a point, when a girl doesnt have makeup on and looks kinda bad and she moaning about her day and she really isnt trying.... thats kinda hot sometimes they seem more real and not arrogant and entitled

His laugh has me dying. I break out in laughter every time

8:30-8:40 Joey turned his waterboiler on without the water

That games of thrones Robert Baratheon laugh at 8:33 had me dying

Joey's laugh at 0:46 lmao sounds like the grim reaper

"there's nothing hotter than a blumkin" - Joey Diaz

Joey does things only he would do but always tells the story as if everybody does it lmfao

Someone needs to tell this Quigley check that they did that joke in the Dave Chappelle show. Where a lawyer was literally following Dave on a date and they had to agree to every sexual act.

“What’s half way there mean!?” “Ohh Kay” gave me morty vibes

I'm dead!!!!!! Uncle Joey thank you for this one, this had me rolling..

That Joey still on RU-vid is still amazing 😂😂

she basically wants a man like scott steiner 🤷‍♂️

Man Uncle Joey is wild on this one! 😂 haven't laughed this hard in a HOT MINUTE!

10:50 I'm saving this for myself, I don't even care, this is too funny.

The noise Lee made at 9:10 sent me.

Lee almost has an anxiety attack! ‘ehhhh ... don’t do anything to anything’!! 🤣

Kate "I put Coconut Oil on it everyday" Quigley😂

With that ashy laugh I'm surprised I didn't see smoke coming out of his throat 😂

That “Cuban egg roll” hahaha

Not quite sure how I feel about this one Joey 😂😂

Oh lord if my parents knew I was watching this

Love the way Lee can never open his fucking eyes cuz hes always to high 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lee sneaks in 'all that charity he does' 😆 he's sharp but subtle.

"Jab her in the neck".... "Slap her then throw a drink in her face".... Uncle Joey's a fucking winner.. 😂🤣

That's 35??? Holy Jesus... and this might be the best interview I've ever heard in my life...

I fucking lost it at the dog growl 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

His fucking laugh is amazing

Good little listen with my Mom on a Sunday afternoon

Joey "just gnaw on it like a dawg" Diaz

8:32 joeys laugh 😂😂😂😂

0:12 Lee sounds like a witch from Minecraft

7:50 to 8:32 -> me describing my experience eating Popeye's Chicken Sandwich.

Wtf was up with that noise in the first second

jeesus joey can always make me laugh. that dog part of the clit was hilarious!

8:10 to 8:30 is the best part of this clip. 🤣🤣

Joey has me using the term “a stabbin” all the time.

Facts about the sick girl thing