Him: Honey, shall we telesex tonight? Her: Sorry, my sex pod has a malfunction. Parts not available for 5 months. Him: ummm, it worked fine last week...how did you find out it had a malfunction? Her: incoming sun flair...talk later, bye.
It’s crazy how b a s I c a l l y history repeats itself, it used to take months to cross oceans, but now it takes a few hours. Now it’s gonna take months to get to mars.
@@Neal85 right.think of a virus that killed entire civilization in mars ,destroyed the entire ecosystem and is still lying dormant there, evolving there,becoming stronger and stronger waiting for a new target species or Planet to attack.then?
The movie The Martian got it wrong cause it would be impossible to use Martian dirt to grow his potatoes even with all the dookie. Mars dirt is basically salt.
Actually, you have to stay in multiples of 2 years. You can't just go to Mars whenever you want, the ideal transfer window happens once every 2 years. This fact also proves that musk will fail, because he can't bring 3 years worth of supplies to Mars in one go without failure...
@@thecasualwatcher4740 Evolution is because natural selection, would you kill a martian man, because he is not adapted to mars? No! Eventually, the radiation will start mutations in human gene so there will be "mutated" people and "normal" people, but evolution won't happen, because there are no eliminated "species", the mutations will simply mix and dilute at the point it will disappear. If not, this can generate racism inside mars, imagine between mars and earth! Everbody will be thinking, "Haha, he is a martian, look how tall he is! we from earth are better than he" this will not happen (Because mutation dilution), unless normal people start dying in mars (Do you think there will be no medics in there?).
@@asahmosskmf4639 I'm not from the us. But what I hear in the news European ancestry and African ancestry is ridiculously important. They call it white (european) and black and its in the news EVERY DAY
@@williamanderson7757 other way around, media thought he said that so everybody continued to say that. It would also make no sense because saying man by itself means the entire species, so if he did say that it would mean this: that’s one small step for mankind, one giant leap for mankind. Which totally doesn’t make sense.
@@thenuttyknight1188 how little gravity do you think mars has? sorry if this was supposed to be a joke, but it would be a 1 in a billion shot for the person you "fling" to hit earth.
If the earth/mars was flat there wouldn’t be enough volume in the earth to sustain the core which holds the gravity and everything. Basically if the earth was flat we wouldn’t be alive right now. Everything would float off the planet, the planet would crumble.
Ryan Because I want to fucking explain what would happen if the earth is flat. Yes people here believe the earth is flat but I wasn’t directing it towards them. I just wanted to say what would happen if it was flat.
you know someone that knows what they're doing! For sure don't depend on me for that! cause I still don't know what I wanna be when I grow up and I just turned 73.
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@@memecritic5539 I actually do, I mean a rover has roamed Mars for like lets say 14 years and hasn't spotted any lifeform on Mars and you think I'd believe they exist 😂
I’m so glad to be alive and witness every bit of this, I’m so thankful to Space X for everything they are doing for humanity. In a few hundred years people will probably know relatives that are on Mars, or will be on Mars themselves...
Just a bit sad that we probably not able to land on there or witness more within our lifetime, I was feeling down because I don't get to be the first man on Mars, what worse is later on when I think more a bit than I realized that we might not even get the chance to step foot on Mars, or even witness many of our species widely colonize the planet.
James Sunderland Yes, I’m so interested in this that it makes me sad to know that I won’t be able to see the wonderful things that will be archived up there. But I have no doubt we will thrive...
@@grizz8217 at least when we're above middle age, and having lots of money as foundation since I predict It will be an activity for rich people, also I doubt the possibility of it since many ex-astronaut and government agents leaked classified information about the moon has been occupied by aliens.
@Felix Jones they will have to, for quite some time at least. Where else will they get the money from? Surely government space agencies around the world (earth) won't be spending money to send common people to Mars.
Hardly....they haven't do much yet an ugly battery car and looped earth a few times getting to Mars notta....he'll be dead and so will you before anyone gets to Mars but there's no point really lol
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@@balkrishnadhabade327 Yes, we'll bring some our "friends" along for the ride; just like we did on the Space Shuttle and the ISS (before Soyuz flights)! So, all you other countries out there, just try to "play nice" and we Might let you come to Mars someday!! But it will always be America First! :D
Nice video! There 6 mile range of the lunar rover was due to a safety restraint. The astronauts were not allowed to travel farther than they could walk back with the oxygen they carried.
I don't mean to be negative, but it was better first testing successfully the starship, and then starting plans, because its 2024 and starship is not even leaving earth's atmosphere.
But you should also think about the long term health of the martians. Would living underground be healthy for their mental health? I believe Nasa chose a housing for mars which is above ground.
The fact that we no more find it strange saying that by the end of this decade we could consider Mars as a vacation spot just like Hawai or Paris has my mind blown away.
Actually, no. Flights to Hawaii and Paris happen nearly every day from major hubs around the world, but you can only travel to and from Mars every 2 years.... Good luck on that deadly vacation.
The problem is that even if you send a true flat earther to space he will believe that the earth is round but the other flattards are going to say that he was paid or he became part of the conspiracy it's a never ending cycle of retardation!
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Aladdin Khan no your mom. they can easily build wifi up there. but its not the same wifi we use on earth. its just a wifi for them to talk to each other. u know wifi is a facility that allow computer phone and other device connect together wirelessly. but they also have another wifi that connect to earth otherwise how can they make contact with us
NASA is controlled by the government and doesn't have enough money to execute such projects. The US is a shitty country busy with warring all the time. The US Army has a budget of 500 billion dollars as for NASA.... well.. only 19. So yeah, I think NASA could do a lot if they had the resources to do so.
@@ApplJuicerr I was hoping Gideon would reply as I was curious about his opinion, I still am... I appreciate your two cents Li, but you could have just said you like SpaceX because it's independent and better funded lol
"I don't have any color film on this son-of-a-b*%+h!" Best reaction to realizing you missed the chance to take the first picture of earth from the moon.
😍😍😍why don't we take cattles for fresh milk and then make all the dairy items on Mars😝😝😷 Like can you imagine a cow or buffalo wearing a space suit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂like how will it poop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can already imagine just a big ass space war with both sides yeeting missiles at each other while they have satellites that shoot them down trying to defend each sides planet.
The original quote was "one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind, The quote everybody know is "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" And yes, I know your one is a joke
In 2119: Guy: Where do you live? Guy 2: I live in Red Mountains, Mars Guy: And i live in America, Earth Guy 2: Oh wait... We are never gonna meet us in person... Guy: SpaceX book my flight to Mars
focus oO Just think the amount of $$$$$$$ these nasa Freemason criminals going to steal from us for the fakery they’re going to create. Only the deception of holographic and CGI technology is the only way they going to get to mars
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Just imagine if everything actually goes as planned. The whole idea of space just blows my mind, and I still can’t process how people not only have lived in space, in a FUCKING SPACE STATION, but the fact that people have stepped foot on the moon. Like just think about that for a second. Imagine seeing earth. Imagine looking around at a completely different world. And the fact that people are trying to set foot on a completely different PLANET. It just blows my mind. If the future goes well, just imagine a generation of people where life on Mars is actually a thing.
bullshit guys, they ain't gonna pull this off that quickly. Besides it's not "the future" when there's craft beer and people with beards everywhere, not to mention despacito in the radio instead of techno
