Anyone who loves MariHilda should check out @svixyo on Instagram (don’t worry this isn’t self promo, I just found them this morning lol), definitely one of my favorite FE3H artists
I love how Claude and Dimitri gets both their F!Byleth and M!Byleth ship discussed but Edelgards sapphic energy is just so strong she barely has any M!Byleth shippers
Gatekeeper/either!byleth: you’re tastes are of the highest quality. That and you just want good things for gatekeeper and really, who wouldn’t? Gatekeeper/dark merchant: you’re ideal relationship dynamic is funny side characters that don’t do anything important for the story.
catherine/shamir: your ideal date involves getting stepped on. mercedes/annette: your ideal relationship dynamic is childhood best friends. sylvain/ingrid: your ideal relationship dynamic is childhood best friends AND you're heterosexual.
Dimitri/Marianne: you think the concept of "opposites attract" is highly overrated. Dimitri/Sylvain: you think the concept of "opposites attract" isn't highly rated enough!
@TooLateToTheStory OOP, except not really. It's true there's 5 lesbian options but only two are actually decent. And as for the gay options.. Well you either like linhardt or you don't 🙃
"you spend your afternoons posted up outside the intsys office panhandling for canon gay men" he killed me in one shot. my life is over. this is it. ill never recover from this
"Your ideal date involves being carried off into the sunset by a buff man who drinks nothing but respect women juice" "Your ideal relationship dynamic is verified himbo/certified morosexual" Wow thanks for that call out
@@ismathmaksura7902 Is it bad I think Bernadetta and Hubert are adorable together? lol. Though, it mildly reminds me of that episode of Ouran where they're like " you know what would make you look less scary?" * pulls out a human*
This video be like: You know what’s better than one “You know what’s better than one thing? Two things.” joke? Two “You know what’s better than one thing? Two things.” jokes.
Elizabeth Lee ah hello fellow picky penguins! And yes Nico’s obsession with Dimitri is one of the greatest things in an already awesome LP There’s a Greatest Moments in LPs video on Nico reacting to the White Heron Cup. All of it. It’s about 40 minutes when usually those videos are only 5-10 minutes long at the most.
Watching Nico’s playthrough and noticing the similarities between Bernadetta and Marianne just makes me sad they don’t have any Supports together. Tell me I’m not the only one who platonically/romantically ships the two shy girls! 😭
Ashe/Ingrid: You are a sucker for fantasy adventure novels where the hero gets a happy ending with their love. Ashes/Annette: Want to know what's better than one cinnamon roll? Two cinnamon rolls. Annette/Felix: You like the the grumpy one and the sunshine on cliche. Also you think Annette is a greater singer. Edit 7/14/20: added more Ferdinand/Bernadetta: You ship Raphtalia/Naofumi is Rising of the Shield hero. Linhardt/Flayn: You Originally didn’t ship this but you got their paired ending. Now you are stuck questioning your choices. M!Byleth/Flayn: Every night you fear that Seteth will kill you for your decision. You didn’t ask for this, you just thought Flayn was cute. Dimitri/Marianne: Wanna know what’s better than one depressed person? Two depressed people! Felix/Bernadetta: You watched Lucien Dodge’s twitch stream of Three houses. You also ship their voice actors in real life. Rapheal/Bernadetta: You want what’s best for Bernadetta, and who doesn’t? Dedue/Ashe: You want someone who can cook you a delicious meal anytime. Ashe/Petra: Even though it’s cliche you are a sucker for the princess x the knight. You might also ship Link/Zelda. Dimitri/Ingrid: Same as Ashe/Petra just gender swapped. M!Byleth/Lysithea or Claude/Lysithea: You want what’s best for Lysithea, and who doesn’t? M!Byleth/Marianne: You had a crush on Snow White when you were 5. Sothis/Byleth: You don’t want to admit it but you ship characters with themselves. Dorothea/Byleth: You instantly liked Dorothea when you first saw her. You also made her a dancer on your play through. M!Byleth/Petra: You had a crush on Starfire when you were younger. You also think Petra is best girl. Mercedes/Lorenz: You find Mercedes roasting Lorenz amusing. You also think Mercedes is definitely the dominant one in the relationship. Dorothea/Sylvain: You ship Ladybug/Chat Noir. Marianne/Lorenz: You just want to see Marianne be happy, and there’s nothing wrong with that. F!Byleth/Felix: You have a thing for Tsunderes. You also had a crush on Sasuke. F!Byleth/Caspar: You think Caspar is a cinnamon roll and want to protect him. F!Byleth/Dedue: you have a thing for power couples. You also ship Izumi/Sig from Full Metal Alchemist.
@@burnttoastbadly tbh thats understandable too, cuz Petra and Ashe supports are cute af. Honestly tho that description for Ingrid and Ashe shippers you did is pretty accurate on my taste of both anime and fantasy novels, that my first reaction reading what you said was: "...what the actual fck?"
@@VilliageSquidiot Ashe/Caspar: You really love cats. Ashe/Dedue: Your ideal date involves cooking a romantic meal together. Ashe/Petra: Your ideal relationship dynamic is Courtly Love.
M!Byleth/Dimitri: "You have a thing for angsty boys and getting railed" Me: Okay, fair, but- Claude/Dimitri: "Wanna know what's better than one angsty boy? TWO angsty boys" Me: hOW DARE YOU EXPOSE ME-
Felix/Annette: Your favorite trope is 'the grumpy one is soft for the ball of sunshine.' Felix/Annette: The inherent eroticism of your father loving Dimitri more than you.
I mean how often Rodrigue talks about Dimitri and not his own son is kinda bizarre considering he’s not even trying to patch his relationship with his son.
I don't know anything about Fire Emblem, I don't even know what it is, but apparently I ship Hilda and Marianne. I do not know who these people are, but I wish them the best.
I feel Claude/Hilda is a better paragon of Men Getting Pegged Byleth / Leonie: you don't think Freud went far *enough.* (alteratively: you idea relationship dynamic is both you and your partner just trying to replace your dead dad)
Marignatz (Marianne/Ignatz): Your addition to shy softies got so bad that one day you were like, "You know what's better than one shy softie? Two shy softies." Edelthea (Edelgard/Dorothea): Your ideal date involves singing embarrassing love songs to each other. Ferdigard (Ferdinand/Edelgard): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on. Cathmir (Catherine/Shamir): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of buddy cop movies. Edelys (Edelgard/Lysithea): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma. Dorix (Dorothea/Felix): Your ideal relationship dynamic is bickering married couples. Cysithea (Cyril/Lysithea): You just wanted good things for Cyril, and really, who wouldn't? Ingvain (Ingrid/Sylvain): Your ideal relationship dynamic is Sitcom Wife/Sitcom Husband. AnniMercie (Annette/Mercedes): Your ideal relationship dynamic is just Girls Being Friends, Gals Being Pals. Netflix (Annette/Felix): You're always a sucker for edgy boys who have trouble talking about their feelings. Edeleth (M): You are heterosexual.
Bernix: You know the relationships between the voice actors to some extent. And you wish Maki went with Kiibo instead. Berngard: You got this accidentally. Ashnatz: What's better than one soft boi archer? TWO soft boi archers!
*Your ideal date involves being carried off into the sunset by a buff man who drinks nothing but respect women juice* That does sound pretty sweet, not gonna lie
EdeLys (Edelgard/Lysithea): You're a sucker for girls recovering from and thriving after shared trauma. EdelClaude (Edelgard/Claude): Your ideal date is a human rights protest. Gotta say I really do love both of these ships though...mostly because I live for people with similar trauma or ideals but different personalities coming together and falling in love.
I'm usually not into the whole shipping thing, but regardless of the nature of their relationship, Edelgard and Lysithea fit so well together that I have difficulty wanting to picture them with anyone else (other than maybe Byleth).
@@captainhades1583 Sadly I am one of those people for both. I feel talking about Edelgard is going to sadly be a mess, so I rather say I feel Shamir or Ashe to me is more fitting.
@TooLateToTheStory If Edelgard is a fascist, the entire kingdom is full of super fascists who still jerk themselves off to that genocide they committed recently, but I guess we have less negative connotations with the word kingdom and oh yeah the red and black color scheme is pretty damning. Wheee.
M!Robin /Cordelia: You thank God for your Best Friend being dense as a brick! Ferdinand/Lorenz: You are probably a Noble who loves Nobles embodying Nobility in a manner befitting of only the Noblest of Nobles M!Corrin/Felicia: You could care less if she can't cook and will likely kill you with some accident in the near future, she's incredibly sweet
(SPOILERS FOR AZURE MOON) In the no pairing end for Dedue it literally says “After tending to his liege on his deathbed, Dedue resumed his post at Dimitri's grave on the edge of Fhirdiad. There, it is said he stood sentinel over the peaceful realm he had helped build until the end of his days." THIS MAN DESERVES ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING REGARDLESS OF PAIRING
For anyone wanting a Berkut/Rinea, you either want good things for Rinea and honestly who wouldn't, OR you enjoy the headcanon that they are Marianne's parents, alot
That claude/m!byleth hit me yeah i do let CLAUDE BE BI INTSYS "You have written at least 5 victorian vampire AUs" no but i am working on an original story about a vampire in the victorian era and her princess gf "Two angsty boys" S TO P "You thought the only way beauty and the beast would be better if they were lesbians" what wouldnt be better if the main couple were lesbians
@@hatthecat123 its 99% wish fulfillment & indulgence. Hot vampire falls in love with pretty princess while her butch werewolf & witch friends watch her mess around trying to woo the oblivious woman who has never had a woman flirt with her. Ever. Theyre my babies and i love them. Theyre all lesbians and i know its unrealistic but so are vampires & werewolves
I was gonna say “The Star Wars prequels because then Padme wouldn’t have gotten pregnant” but then I realized the galaxy wouldn’t have gone to Sith in that case so now I have nothing
@@edslushie570 exactly dude if padme hadnt gotten pregnant she wouldnt have died which means anakin wouldve never gone dark side boom original trilogy & sequels never happened
Fire Emblem Fates: Hey, plot twist, you're not blood related to anyone from Hoshido either, they're all fair game! ...Okay, but what about the people I fully believed were my family throughout the formative years of my life? Fates:...Ara ara, or "Technically an adult, Onii-chan", take your pick
Me, playing Conquest the first time: Man I wish I could marry Azura :( Fates: ArA aRa ShE's YoUr CoUsIn :)))) Me, glad, by some strange, ironic twist of fate that gay marriage is illegal in Fates: yo wtf
I’ll do some echoes ones since he didn’t Alm/Celica: you either love cannon to obsession, or you obsess over them Faye/Alm: you want to be yandere girlfriend Faye/Silque: you are a firm believer in the inherit eroticism of that thing girls do when they swear off guys after a breakup Foresyth/Python: you’re ideal relationship dynamic is that thing where you tell a cat to not swipe something off the table but then it does anyway Leon/Valbar: you just want good things for Leon Leon/Kamui: you have gotten into several online arguments about whether or not kamuis and Leon’s support conversations were about kamui coming out Saber/Genny: you either have an abuse kink, or you want the best for saber Genny/Sonya: you are a firm believer in the inherit eroticism of having a tragic backstory
Berkut/Rinea: You just wanted good things for... both of them, really. And really, who wouldn't? (Also, you probably got really into the headcanon that Marianne is their daughter.)
There are so many Three Houses ships missing from this video...But since I don't know any of the other FE games, I would imagine that there are a bunch missing from those too.
@@Arkayjiya Mercedes/Annette, Ashe/Caspar, Byleth/Sothis (FBI, open up!), Ignatz/Raph, Manuela/Hanneman, Dmitri/Marianne. There are lots of good ships!
This could be a video on any of the three games he used here and it would still be longer than the normal video. Deciding to tackle all three in one though, I'm surprised so many smaller ships even made it.
Obviously there's like thirty billion FE characters in these games alone but I feel a little sad that my boy Henry got no love at all here. I will provide my own. F!Robin/Henry OR Henry/Sumia: Your ideal date involves wacky hi-jinks, after which, hilarity ensues. Henry/Tharja: Your ideal date involves wacky hi-jinks, after which, a murder ensues. Henry/Olivia OR Henry/Miriel: You think the idea of "opposites attract" cannot be highly rated enough. As a bonus: Gerome/Inigo: Your ideal relationship dynamic is superhero and sidekick but neither can agree on who is which. Ricken/Maribelle OR Literally anyone/Nowi: FBI OPEN UP!!!
I actually paired up Henry and Tharja in my playthrough of Awakening. I remember their ending saying Noire frequently switched between moods because both of them were dark mages.
Selena I got that A-Support on my second run not knowing that A-Supports get shared endings so I got really surprised/scared. Especially when Mercedes and Annette had the shared ending on that run which led me to believe that Sylvain and that support was creepier than it was
Welp, as a person who married Chrom in my first playthrough of Awakening...That is so true oh my god!! Also the edited text box's in the ship pics are so good!
Dimitri/Edelgard: You see a very clear and direct solution to this whole war for Fodlan thing and are willing to ignore the incestuous implications if it means bringing peace to the land.
I mean...you're not wrong. This is one of my Dima ships for a reason. Also...step-siblings...so America would see it as incest, yes. Would Japan, though?
Lindhart/Marianne: You have a weekness for ships so sweet that they give you type 2 diabetes. Bernadetta/Bylith(Either): You just wanted good things for Bernie, and really who wouldn't? Edelguard/Hubert: You are slightly turned on by the thought of a man willing to kill for you just to keep you safe.
