What your Splatoon 3 hairstyle says about you 

the tryhard one got me im just the rare breed of "still bad at the game because they choke in the last 30 seconds"

As someone who switches between the side ponytail inkling and the octo afro this time around, this is way too accurate lol.

Not related to the hairstyles, but I love how you give each style a different pose, and also switch up the customization / outfits throughout the video. A+ production

1:32 As someone who uses this hairstyle and has about 800 hours of total Splatoon 2 and 3 game time, this is incredibly accurate.

The one about the Octoling ponytail was surprisingly accurate

1:21 I’m concerned as to how accurate this is, it’s not 100% accurate, but the fact you could casually guess I’m an artist from my splatoon hairstyle kills me.

The accuracy of the afro with me is crazy... I absolutely love sptat zones. I don't even think it was intentional because they didn't list it, but bro even got my exact skin color and favorite weapon correct. I'm stunned...

The octoling ponytail was very accurate for me in the "doesn't get tilted from losing" aspect. I'm kind of just assuming what tilted means but honestly, when I die or lose, I'm just like "meh at least I'm improving still"

I picked the long haired Octoling hair for the male only because half the hats in this game covers up so much. It's so easy to mistake an Octoling as an Inkling with the Party Hat as an example.

In S2 I would change my character's hairstyle occasionally and now in S3 I change the look all the time. I'm especially a fan of woomy's wave, half braided, and pigtails, ngyes' ponytail, and both of S2's veemo hairstyles... All of them are pretty accurate

1:53 As someone who has this hairstyle I can say this is so accurate.

As someone who uses the hairstyle at 0:23, this is really accurate. I “This way!” a lot during Salmon Run and when I see the base isn’t properly inked and we’re in danger, I try my best to cover up as much space as possible, even if I don’t have the best painting weapon in the world. I occasionally super jump to dying teammates but that’s when I thought they were having a shot and could protect me only to die the second I land, leading to two deaths.

0:29 is also my favorite hair style in Splatoon2. It's pretty accurate as well lol 😂

"Don't look at their twitter" sounds just as menacing as it does a warning.

I still absolutely love just how cleanly edited this is. It looks amazing!

1:38 100% accurate as I main the hairstyle

2:00 oddly accurate, but the sweaty part is actually a medical problem lmao

as someone who uses this one 1:21 as an inkling and this one 1:47 as an octoling, i relate to them so much lmao

Happy to see some praise for the buzz cut, they updated the model in 3 and it looks really nice

“Doesn’t care about abilities, only the clothing” Never have I been more offended by something I 100% agree with.

"listens to splatoon music outside of the game" i mean, who doesnt? theres that one battle track or story mode track we've gotta come back to. especially cause squidbeatz 3 isnt here (pls nintendo bring it back 😭) 1:59 damn, idk if i should be impressed or scared that you perfectly described me

0:17 I have been playing since the first game but i mainly picked this hair because i like watching it fly around when i spin

my main hairstyle in 3 is the combed-over ponytail and it completely checks out. i'm a plaza artist and people send me screenshots of my inkling in their plazas on twitter... i vehemently encourage booyahing back because it makes me smile. i stick to my handful of mains but when i wanna try something new i pull out the most random stuff. spot on!

“You’re a boy?” Okay I’ll admit it, you got me with that one. Even I was uncertain if I accidentally picked the female Octoling because that hair is so ambiguous. But I am proud of my long hair in real life so I have to stick with it.

holy crap the middle part octo hairstyle was SCARILY specific. my octo is a girl and uses it, and also 5 stared splat charger within the first 3 days of the games release

As somebody who absolute loves to use the hair at 1:21 , I can confirm for this to be absolutely true

The someone’s dad really got me. Because I was on twitch and someone’s dad chose that hairstyle…

I figured these would be only "sort of" accurate, but the one I use (the male-style 3 stuck up tentacles thing at 1:06) is *spot* on. I am absolutely a Splatoon 2 enthusiast, I always blame teammates (and it's usually their fault), and I was *very* stubborn to switch to motion controls. Impressive work!

1:31 I just like the Octo drills

I once fought an Octo afro in Turf War that single handedly wiped my team multiple times. It was a nightmare

0:17 I played OG Splatoon, missed out on Splat2 and picked up Splat3. As soon as I picked up the game and started looking through the abilities I was like “where the hell did damage up and defense up go???”

As someone who uses octocurls sounds about right I will spawn camp if giving the chance,loves rainmaker too much,tries to hide the fact I couldn’t play 2 by showing my achievements in 1,etc

0:43 How does this describe me so much better than my actual hairstyle?

as the 1 side tentacle low ponytail male inkling, can confirm

funnily enough, in splatoon 2 i used to use the one at 1:21, but now in 3 I tend to use the one at 2:00. Yet to this day out of the 6 traits those 2 hairstyles have given me, I only apply to the first 3

I watched this video when the game first came out and saw "casually plays ranked" and thought "ha, that's not me. funny video though". Fast forward a month after I'd forgotten about this and I have fulfilled the prophecy and am climbing through B rank with my trusty N-Zap and a cooler of pop.

I LOVE the new hairstyle at 0:55 bc it looks like my irl haircut, but unfortunately you're right about the last place thing ^^; I'm still learning new mechanics Also I was JUST saying to my friends earlier how much I'd love a video like this for the new specials in Splatoon 3 and what your favorite one says about you!

I’ve been using the hairstyle at 1:21 since splatoon 2 and it’s so accurate! I love drawing splatoon fanart, I absolutely can’t stick with a weapon since the new weapon class additions (i’ve been neglecting my inkbrush a bit…), and I get hurt when no one booyahs me back HAHAHA just recently I switched to the bun hairstyle at 0:33 because I though it was cute and I haven’t seen anyone use it really. that one’s accurate too bc I love my swim speed up and I tend to become a bit of a tryhard if the enemy team starts spawn camping us early on

Your take on the inkling boy slick back has left me feeling attacked. Each point is the opposite of me.I am never going to recover from this.

I use the octoling pnytail and that is so accurate. All three are spot on how did you even do this

0:16 Darn, you got me. I'm one of the 3 people on Earth with a Wii U who actually played Splatoon 1. I would like to add, however, that just because I KNOW advanced tactics doesn't mean I am the best at actually performing them lol... That being said, a small bit of tech from Splatoon 1 still in the game that I don't see people using here is that mashing jump while swimming up a wall will make you climb it slightly faster. Of course, now that we have the option to hold B and jump out with some super-armor, it's a trade off, but give it a shot next time you notice a pillar in salmon run 👍

0:42 “listens to Splatoon music outside of the game” IT’S GOOD MUSIC, OKAY??

As the third style all of that is painfully accurate and I both hate it and love it at the same time.

I love how accurate the second style is, I just vibe with my gear, I play ranked only and I dont ever ride the tower because i’m busy keeping the enemy team dead

0:22 as someone who uses this hair, yeah this is pretty accurate

I picked the new octoling curly hair because it's almost exactly like my hair in real life, but I think I fit more with the inkling bun, bowl cut, pigtails, and octo ponytail My catalog is at lv80 though sooo

As someone who has been using the hairstyle at 1:21 ever since I’ve gotten Splatoon 3 last month, two of the traits definitely apply to me. I’ve been doing drawing as a hobby since August 2022 and it’s been a great experience so far. I also can’t stick with any one weapon, especially considering how fun some of the weapon classes can be.

As someone who is starting to become a content creator the samurai cut was oddly specific.

the banana cut was beyond accurate. my dad literally has that hairstyle lmao

I love how all of these are so accurate And for the hairstyle at 0:37, i can confirm that i spend 30k on capsules when i have the chance

- Spawn Camper - Mastered Squid Rolling - Only plays ranked yep sounds like me

PLEASE WHY IS IT SO TRUE 1:43

- obsessed with octo expansion -picks splatfest teams based on idol - keeps replaying "nasty majesty" check check.. and check. this is to accurate T^T

The Octoling ponytail is accurate. Compared to Smash, I rarely ever get angry when I lose. Getting splatted by the same person is annoying, but other than that, I'm perfectly chill.

The fact the tryhard one is me but the spawn camper part 😭🤚

I can confirm I am a god at squid rolling.

I use the style at 0:10 only because that style looked best for my new OC. I will say, I care about both clothing and ability. The other two are quite inaccurate though. Though for my other two OCs I use the inkling boy cut at 1:20 and the octoling girl cut at 1:46 and yeah that is kind of accurate.

0:12 I flip between using this one and 1:21 all the time on my inkling boy and both are terrifyingly accurate- I’m an artist, I only really like a gear if it looks good, I can’t stick with a weapon to save my life, I try to booyah train

OG hairstyles for the win. I have been playing splat one and can’t let go of the OG

Hah hah I loved this, and presentation was 10/10 👌

I use the hairstyle at 1:52 and it's kinda scary how accurately you described me.

Splatoon 1 female inkling hair is so accurate

1:21 As someone who can't draw and has never taken his hands of one weapon, I feel like I don't deserve that hairstyle anymore. At least im still the Booyah guy.

Yeah, I like Clam Blitz. What are you going to do about it?

1:01 -not a content creator -played splatoon since right around the first game's launch -I don't go too extensively into exactly how good each weapon is, but I do buy all of them and immediately give every one of them a shot, even if I completely never like to use that weapon type (and even if I've used them in the past games, to test out if I like the sub/special combination they have now) so I'd say 2/3 of these points are pretty fair

Yep, pretty accurate. I use the braided hairstyle and I love story mode.

I use the burned tentacle hairstyle and I do very much care about abilities, while also carefully choosing an outfit that looks good. I actually copied the list of what brand has what most likely ability etc from inkipedia and have now made corrections to it for Splatoon 3. And god I wish I could play ranked casually but it's so goddamn stressful most of the time. It's fun but it's hard when you have to fight against former x-ranks stuck in b

Literally every other hairstyle said more about me that the actual hairstyle I use in game

Every form of "noob" haircut is me when playing, but the haircut I use is the Splatoon 2 enthusiast despite me never having played Splatoon 1 or 2. I just use that haircut to look like a dork.

You've just perfectly described me with the octoling boy afro hairstyle! Good Job! 👏🏽👏🏽

I like that most of the different hairstyles directly or kind of fit me and I got one of the ones that has nothing related to me.

1:53 why you gotta call me out man…..

I actually really like the Dual Long Tentacles and Side Tentacle hairstyles for the Inkling, and the Curled Tentacles and OG Octoling Girl Hairstyle for the Octoling (idk what to call them lol, they never gave them official names from what I know of)

1:23 that is my hairstyle, and it’s surprisingly accurate. (I like to draw, but I’m bad at it.)

I love how the hairstyles I play the most are the best. 😂. Entire video is so accurate!

You got on both of my main hair styles, the splat 2 enthusiast and the “started anarchy series” and everything in them lol

1:37 you are so on point 😭

1:52 hit too close to home except for #2

HOW CAN I RELATE TO ALL OF THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS AT THE SAME TIME STOPPPP

the octoling afro one was surprisingly accurate. all people who i know or see who use that hairstyle fucking loves splatzones.

1:30 very accurate besides the clam blitz! clam blitz will forever be the worst mode if not done in a team of 4 you can actually talk/communicate to i've only started to recently abuse the tenta missiles LOL

I used to be a proud afro player, now i'm the swirly short octoling mowhawk

I switch between "Tryhard" and "makes splatana look good" regularly... And yet I have no idea how a rainmaker works.

the octoling ponytail one represented me for all the years i’ve bine playing splatoon

Octo Afro player here, watched this right after grinding splat zones for 2 hours…

1:26 as someone who's hairstyle has been always like that over Splatoon 1 i can confirm this

Ofc I’m not gonna ride tower, I just watched my team get fucking murdered I’m not insane.

0:51 Jaymoji: *Am I a joke to you?*

2:14 that looks… hauntingly like me…

the octogirl ponytail one was basically just me. Unfortunately I've switched over to the 1st one which also describes me.

I mostly use the one VeronIKA has, sometimes I got for the side hair is I'm an inkling, but if I'm a octoling I go with the curly hair, but I also use the original octoling style (tentacurls)

The “this way” one is very accurate because my teammates are lost 💀

1:32 is my favourite haircut and is so accurate it is hilarious. Great video :)

I use the pompadour haircut and I must say that everything you wrote down is correct. Well done 👏

I swear every single encounter with someone wearing the Inkling girl bangs hairstyle has been a charger user

The one with the swept back spikes is somewhat accurate in my case I am a major splatoon fan, when I lose I say that WE had a bad game rather than blaming myself or my team, and while I do use motion controls I feel like I use them too little.

i use the hairstyle at 1:38 and you are 100% accurate

#2 hairstyle i do have on my character; i do play ranked casually and for clothing, i want good looks + good abilities. I like to be balanced for myself tbh lol- And i actually do ride the Tower :V i can play both offensive and defensive as a Splatana Wiper main on Tower Control

I use the second hairstyle and I love how the description is the exact opposite of what I do

You flatter me, I just like the drills bc they're bouncy