When Hideo Kojima Saw Metal Gear Survive

Подписаться 2,2 тыс.

Просмотров 1,9 млн

50% 1

The original videos can be found in this playlist about the making of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots: • Making of Metal Gear S...
________________________________________________________________
The Metal Gear Survive trailer : • Metal Gear Survive Off...
________________________________________________________________
I was planning to do a shoutout for these two channels in this video but everything got messed up ,so I'll be doing that in my next videos ,but for now here are the links to them :
Ebony And Ivory: / @ebonyandivory426
Desire Music : / @musashi3428
My channel: / dotyfuzz
My twitter: / dotyyyyy
Thnx 4 watching :)

Опубликовано:

28 сен 2024

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист

Посмотреть позже

Комментарии : 5 тыс.

@volkov4608 7 лет назад

"Go away before I do something japanese to you"

@madhusudanasaiyerra3540 7 лет назад

Joseph Goebbels Death Stranding Hentai Pachinko Confirmed!

@johnnyjones4613 7 лет назад

Joseph Goebbels you comin from the hitler video? hahahahaha

@VitalMusic217 7 лет назад

I´m having a hard time trying not laugh out loud while my sister is sleeping. That fuckin sentence almost killed me.

@Hunt77 7 лет назад

That some quotable dialogue.

@hackedface5819 7 лет назад

Joseph Goebbels just study XDXD

@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978 6 лет назад

Legend say the guy is still in the bathroom in order to keep his job.

@cornpop6593 6 лет назад

nice one dude ahahah

@markguardiana600 5 лет назад

Shut up. He is trying to *SURVIVE*

@electron7659 5 лет назад

PLOT TWIST: There's no-one in the restroom. The guy who was in there snuck out the window and eventually came in through the front door so that he could act like he wasn't in there the whole time therefore, keeping his job. 😉

@sp3cialed1 5 лет назад

It's johnny's mocap actor

@ceejayx6550 5 лет назад

Legends say you're still staring at this comment in order to get more likes

@jefthereaper 7 лет назад

Makes you wonder how Konami is even staying in business. A Metal gear game without Kojima is like Coca Cola selling Coca Cola bottles filled with water. Everyone can see its just water, its just the big idiots that still only see the label and buy it.

@Habbib 7 лет назад

jefthereaper PES and tons of Pachislots

@jefthereaper 7 лет назад

hirotocrash Actually had to google PES to figure out whatever that is, I own over 400 games and I still don't get why people would waste money on those kind of games.

@Habbib 7 лет назад

Because opinions

@Eanakba 7 лет назад

PES' gameplay is better than FIFA's, but they don't have the amount of teams and important business connections that EA has. Source: my brother who has been obsessed with FIFA for a decade

@niceguy60 7 лет назад

+jefthereaper They said the same when coca cola stopped putting cocaine in their drink but yet Coca cola still is around.

@jasonborne238 5 лет назад

"I don't want to sound arragent but death stranding is gonna be the bomb, sometimes I get lost in my genius mind" I lost it when I heard that lol

@noobguy9973 5 лет назад

I honestly don't know ı mean ı watched Project Itoh made by Satoshi ıtoh if you don't know who he is search him he is involved with Hideo Kojima and even thoe his stuff are novels and anime movie adaptations its still arguably more strong in terms of narrative than Metal Gear Series which is odd considering none of the movies/novels are related I just can't see Hideo surpassing that but who knows he has a new IP so he might pull of some new stunts

@danielsmithiv1279 5 лет назад

@@noobguy9973 LOL So...what class of demon possessed you? Sh*t class? Worse-than-stupid class? C'mon...I'm interested. Did you get it out yet too? Or should I help you hire an exorcist?

@noobguy9973 5 лет назад

@@danielsmithiv1279 ...... why so toxic?

@mrduck_03art23 5 лет назад

@@danielsmithiv1279 pp hole

@kristoffer2250 4 года назад

You're right lmao

@Alphacarmine72 8 лет назад

Hideo: "You're nothing!" Employee: "Yeah, I definitely agree with you." LMAO

@kobron1559 7 лет назад

Sasuke Uchiha lmao I busted out laughing at that part too

@Alphacarmine72 7 лет назад

Khial Mahmoud obviously it's a parody you dumb fuck. How fucking stupid are you?

@Alphacarmine72 7 лет назад

***** read my comment above and apply this to yourself

@AZZAMNO1 7 лет назад

Cuz he is hedia fukcing kojima

@lonejeans5457 7 лет назад

Sasuke Uchiha u

@BigFackah 6 лет назад

I want this not to be fake so bad lol somebody needs to send this to Kojima i think he would love it

@AlejoConejo-vb8ln 5 лет назад

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FAKE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO I thought it was real!!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! 😂

@roodick85 5 лет назад

@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln lol he's seen it for sure

@jonathannjembe7788 4 года назад

It is fake. The video is about a day at kojima's office.

@stoffe010 4 года назад

@@TJMasterfish good luck!

@JackRabbit002 4 года назад

Same I just wanted him walk in and honour his ancestors! 😮 ..... The Japanese do rage so well, when you get past the excessive politeness like.

@masterrelicrelic6151 7 лет назад

I wish this was real. Hideo kojima would be a total boss if he was like this.

@qazwerqazqaz 7 лет назад

A Big Boss 😎

@ViceN53X 7 лет назад

Big Boss or The Boss?

@ShadowMosses 7 лет назад

He is The Big Boss

@eniggaracer 7 лет назад

MASTERRELIC relic I'm buying this game I lobe resident evil shit

@Umayyadazi 7 лет назад

Giant boss

@smilingmiura6515 7 лет назад

Now just imagine someone showing this to Kojima-san...

@IlDeimos 7 лет назад

The Smiling Miura I'm sure he seen it and laughed his ass off. Kojima actually has a really really good sense of humor.

@xxStevOmaNxx 7 лет назад

"We searched for more nerds to see what they had to say." Fuck I lost it! lol

@DotyFuzz 7 лет назад

the nerd army is all over Kojima's building lol

@Namiser 7 лет назад

"Now you need to get outa here before I do something Japanese to you."

@tristencarranza416 6 лет назад

Namiser lol

@nekyokusai6400 7 лет назад

"Now I need you to get the fuck outta here before I do something japanese to you" I'm dying, this sentence is magic ! 😂

@DotyFuzz 7 лет назад

thnx

@nekyokusai6400 7 лет назад

Doty Fuzz you're welcome, really nice video 🙂

@iShuraBashar 4 года назад

“I’ll fire him when he gets out.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@danmarlcadiz8185 4 года назад

Now I know why he never went out the CR again

@bishlasagnaga5626 4 года назад

Nooo not Jhonny

@borbila78 7 лет назад

Who the fuck made this gold?

@DotyFuzz 7 лет назад

ya boi right here

@b.m.5068 5 лет назад

I want a boss like this I'd actually never quit the job😂😂😂😂 Even if he fires me

@ELias-nv6es 4 года назад

You would just stay in the bathroom

@kingozorio6898 4 года назад

The ultimate strategy

@DetoNaGamerscom 6 лет назад

8:30 Kojima is a really good person.

@richardrichardhaleysguitar8810 5 лет назад

Ya when he's not swearing.

@alexht.9382 5 лет назад

@Mr Glass the way he says things in Japanese is very rough. Maybe because he's from Kansai so it's kinda understandable but still I think he's a bit too arrogant He has some talent tho. but probably don't work well with the other people nor work by himself. He tends to be a bit too himself when no one says No to him. Maybe I'm mistaken. Who am I to judge him. I'm a pretentious need too.

@DziqryJ 5 лет назад

@Mr Glass Lol, the subtitle just a joke bro. It's not real.

@fluttershaman8218 5 лет назад

9:33 ( ͡° ͟ʖ ͡°)

@twokellunok2255 5 лет назад

WHO would have thought That is Kojima personality

@alirioruedigerjunior7956 7 лет назад

'that asshole is in the bathroom for an half hour and I really need to take a shit' LMAO

@jimpickens1701 7 лет назад

Alirio Ruediger Junior "but don't worry, I'll fire him when he gets out"

@hk_brit_fisher 7 лет назад

it's lame when you tell a joke, but people don't get it, and you have to told them it is a joke

@rainer2471 7 лет назад

No it's not, this was hilarious!

@DreadNawght 7 лет назад

the next day, you wake up and suddenly realize they were all acting and got you biased.

@poprocky7347 7 лет назад

MrFishingGor tell*

@blacktigerpaw1 7 лет назад

*Yourself. Fix your own grammar.

@poprocky7347 7 лет назад

ooooooh I got burned, nice one blacktigerpaw1

@noah-z 7 лет назад

it took me 18 seconds to realise these are fake subtitles

@astrixtalamasca3290 7 лет назад

"Steven Spielberg is the Hideo Kojima of movie making"... my fucking sides xD

@emobrandemo1598 6 лет назад

"I'm hideo Kojima you're nothing"😂

@Archipelagoes 5 лет назад

When you're japanese and fluent english speaker. AND CONFUSED THE ENTIRE VIDEO READING THE SUB WHILE LISTENING WHAT HE SAID DIDN'T MATCH AT ALL.. It's hilarious lmao

@thuhuong8838 5 лет назад

Your Friend my friend what is the writing next to him say

@Archipelagoes 5 лет назад

@@thuhuong8838 lmao basically it has nothing to do with his saying and cc subtitle.. It's the name and their division/part in dev team..

@simplyluis6548 5 лет назад

If i could understand Japanese i think that would've ruined the video for me lol I couldn't stop laughing.

@zeromaximus4261 5 лет назад

Ok I was really confused, good to know the subs are fake. I don’t speak a lick of Japanese and was starting to feel really bad for his employees if that’s how he treats them. Ever since his split from Konami I’ve been rooting for him.

@DantesInferno96 5 лет назад

@@zeromaximus4261 C'mon my guy. You'd have to be really dense to not get that this video is a joke video. The Japanese are very respectful people.

@gleamingcrust 7 лет назад

"Steven Spielberg is the Hideo Kojima of movie making"....'nuff said:D

@FlowerKnight2 7 лет назад

Shit I thought this was real for a second, was laughing my ass off at the "Look at this MacFag on the left" XD

@Booogiemancousin69 7 лет назад

Sir Fortesque76 IT ISNT

@blackspirit1129 6 лет назад

Japan's take on the The Office

@jvssjvss27 7 лет назад

the only thing i know is that metal gear survive won't survive

@CMAX999 7 лет назад

Edge Point eh. It looks fun. Shouldn't have called it metal gear though.

@acerothstein292 8 лет назад

"More like Metal Gear is trying to survive" Daaaamn

@Slashking24 6 лет назад

That awesome subtitles.. Made my day.. 😂😂😂😂

@thegrimyeaper 4 года назад

3:39 I got a headache from laughing

@aaaaaaaaaaaa808 7 лет назад

OMG this is so fkin funny, I remember watching this back in 2008.

@mv03dl100 7 лет назад

lol the video came out on 19th Aug, 2016

@aaaaaaaaaaaa808 7 лет назад

mv03dl100 the actual behind the scene footage was from MGS4 back in 2008.

@mv03dl100 7 лет назад

aaaaaaaaaaaa808 ahh I thought you ment this video

@johnnyjones4613 7 лет назад

mv03dl100 it's the same video just other subtitles

@More_Con 7 лет назад

Johnny Jones no shit sherlock

@starman1o5 7 лет назад

this can't possibly be the real translation

@PrioBak 7 лет назад

after that smart guy wearing glass... it seemed ridiculous lol

@gerryrivaldy4281 7 лет назад

starman1o5 fucking obviously!

@starman1o5 7 лет назад

Gerry Rivaldy someone needs to piss off

@namebp 7 лет назад

starman1o5 you, I presume

@SeraphinaAizen1 7 лет назад

No, it's not accurate. Kojima is to classy to say something like this in public (although he may very well think it). Her certainly has distanced himself from the project though, made it abundantly clear he wasn't involved in any way, and that he feels it's a "Metal Gear" game.

@jchris1697 7 лет назад

Took me 5 min to realize this was fake... I really thought this was real lol the whole company seemed so bad ass

@riconico2333 6 лет назад

That sub is Hideo Kojima anger translator, so i can say this is real

@ryanjarvis2178 6 лет назад

Took me 2 Min's to realize haha

@ghostface1166 6 лет назад

Read the description its a joke

@benork5399 6 лет назад

its real... The games coming out tomorrow.

@Pops6185 6 лет назад

Same here, I was thinking this guy gives no fvcks. Funny thing is that it turned out to be a crappy game.

@m_jade3602 5 лет назад

This is a gold mine of comedy...never gets old😂

@Secretcodrin 7 лет назад

oh how could i belive the subtitles were legit for a whole 3 seconds? this is gold man and thumbs up to you for letting us see this masterpice and whoever gave you this ideea.

@DotyFuzz 7 лет назад

3 seconds!! that's a new record m8 XD

@Secretcodrin 7 лет назад

thank you thank you verry much. i want to thank my parents for supporting me, my aunt for cooking me excelent sarmale, my granny for helping me in life and for jesus. without jesus i would be the same. so thank you all.

@Assassinboy8084fun 4 года назад

I’m just going to pretend this is real

@dianakittley9178 8 лет назад

"metal gear survive more like metal gear is trying to survive" -shinkawa 2008

@JohnRusindo 7 лет назад

"now I need you to get the fuck outta here before I do something Japanese to you" 😂😂😂

@MattHew-sf5ho 7 лет назад

That part got me

@jpp2817 7 лет назад

It's because I'm hideo fucking kojima

@WhatAreYouBuyen 8 лет назад

The subtitles are amazing... If Kojima's fake twitter accounts were real, this is what it would sound like yep!

@DotyFuzz 8 лет назад

damn, a 82K sub channel watched my video??.....I'm flattered

@WhatAreYouBuyen 8 лет назад

Make more this is comedy gold! :D

@alihasanabdullah7586 6 лет назад

When you actually know japanese, and see those subtitles.........

@Hunter-im3tg 6 лет назад

Ali Hasan Abdullah you know Japanese?!!

@teacherfromthejungles6671 6 лет назад

@@Hunter-im3tg wow! a man who knows another language!!

@tojatak6222 5 лет назад

So what they are talking about

@АлексейГучмазов 5 лет назад

@@teacherfromthejungles6671 yes, i'm exist

@teacherfromthejungles6671 5 лет назад

@@АлексейГучмазов am is a verb. learn how to use a language before claiming that you can use it.

@force9930 8 лет назад

Kojima using such colorful language it makes him badass

@latinstyle7935 7 лет назад

Long Live Kojima, he is a genius.

@nathandrake841 6 лет назад

A greedy bastard

@skylerpainter1307 7 лет назад

it would be funny if hideo was really like this

@jakecalatayud8244 6 лет назад

I watch this at least once a week still

@Gameboynitro 7 лет назад

Woooow the translation is flawless.

@kibi8311 4 года назад

The death stranding part aged like milk

@freedomwarrior7734 8 лет назад

"Metal Gear Survive? More like Metal Gear trying to Survive" Lol

@tulioroberto9438 7 лет назад

now Kojima will dress up like boss and steal konami's plans

@deadpooljr13 7 лет назад

"Now you need 2 GTFO here b4 i do something japanese 2 you." dude i fken died.😂😂

@lylehey9365 8 лет назад

kojima is also the leonardo da vinci of videogames and his approach to this video is mint he my favorite video game artist for sure cant wait for his new video game

@DotyFuzz 8 лет назад

he's my favorite video game artist too, the dedication he puts into his work is amazing

@lylehey9365 8 лет назад

frist and last of his kind

@richardpizzahut08 3 года назад

Metal Gear was the shit back in the day.

@DotyFuzz 3 года назад

Cheers, I'll drink to that

@julsmul7164 8 лет назад

Knowing this is fake just makes it funnier.

@adammaloney3192 2 года назад

Omg yes I watched this video like 3 years ago and out of no where remembered it spent 15 mins trying to find it so glad I did saving it in my watch later list so I never lose it again pure gem 💎 💖

@DotyFuzz 2 года назад

You're an OG, thanks for the support

@greyfox6786 8 лет назад

that resident evil joke killed me. LOL.

@ProjectKingpin 7 лет назад

I hope that shit doesn't sell a single copy.

@petemadrona2252 6 лет назад

Fo0t_Soldier The normies ain't gonna see to that, though.

@Alwaysintheroom 6 лет назад

Unfortunately, there will be those idiots that buy into it, not realizing what they are supporting.

@DLeon64 6 лет назад

I will buy it go ahead insult me call me names. I get that konami fucked up the mgs series but the game looks pretty good

@RealRoboKnight 6 лет назад

Fo0t_Soulja too late for that, people who supports the game can support it, people who doesn't support it.... You know where I'm going with this.

@LtLongslong 6 лет назад

Already preordered it biiioooootch

@KFahadNazeer 2 года назад

I literally came back to find this gem and finally made it 🤣😂

@DotyFuzz 2 года назад

Welcome back 😂

@KFahadNazeer 2 года назад

@@DotyFuzz literally came after 5 years awesome work man

@pokerface8523 7 лет назад

I've watched this vid like 8 times already this shit is comedy u did a great job I mean u should be awarded the best comedy video ever on RU-vid xD

@DotyFuzz 7 лет назад

much appreciated fam, but there's way better content on youtube than this video

@tiuro9517 6 лет назад

This is pure gold. This video is so powerful, I can't hold back my tears from laugh 🤣

@pandjitandyolegowo3588 7 лет назад

roses are red violets are blue if you thought this was real, shame on you

@pandjitandyolegowo3588 7 лет назад

roses are red violets are blue. shinkawa is gay and probably you too

@sirjmz5169 7 лет назад

otaku weizahrd fucking weeb

@pandjitandyolegowo3588 7 лет назад

Sir JmZ roses are red, harambe eats pork, i don't think you know how these poem memes work

@pandjitandyolegowo3588 7 лет назад

violets are blue, roses are red, if you're trying to fight me, I'll beat you till dead

@ResidentO 7 лет назад

error 0100101001001010000100000101100010101101001 Violets are blue Roses are red If you thought it was real You must be inbred

@savithamc6991 5 лет назад

This shit is so funny that u actually earned a sub.I am gonna share this with all my friends. Excellent work dude

@BillSchrader 2 года назад

Yep your sub was so valuable and it means a lot to him

@2828Alexander 7 лет назад

Please dont ask the text next to me.. Hahahahahhaa makes me laugh at the start video

@jawknee2 8 лет назад

At first I was like "dumb" as I watched i am now like "genius". Hahaha

@1988illusion 8 лет назад

kojima is a living God

@LightAndDarkMdness02 7 лет назад

I fucking love this. The video is great, but what's better is all of the people who think it's real. lmao

@DotyFuzz 7 лет назад

ikr!!

@LuizenL 6 лет назад

"Hello my name is Hideo Kojima and please don't ask me what the writing next to me means" Iconic

@casperbrenneche8264 8 лет назад

I know this is fake but i'm sure Kojima did say all of that when i Saw the trailer.

@DotyFuzz 8 лет назад

ikr ,who wouldn't act like this after watching the trailer

@captaingabes1469 7 лет назад

Hideo Kojima is a savage !!!

@VambSnake 4 года назад

😂 im so thankful to who ever made this video and translating. You sit just made my day. God bless you.

@Buzz_1991 7 лет назад

This video is fuckin' legendary! Can't stop laughing 😂😂 Pretty good work! And then I saw myself in a quoted Tweet LOL! LEGENDARY!

@DotyFuzz 7 лет назад

much appreciated

@cardboardjase248 8 лет назад

Unexplained Drawing xD

@aintsam9952 7 лет назад

I'm fucking dying right now!!!😂

@incognito420.69 6 лет назад

Samuel Vega sssssssnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee

@courage552 6 лет назад

Lmao

@the1nonlyfiver1 27 дней назад

" you want to know why ? Because I am hideo fucking kojima" 😂

@Average_K 6 лет назад

I love how some segments are shot like some kind of reality show.

@kitsubreasts 7 лет назад

this video it's like any old MGS game, it made me laugh, made me cry, make me wonder what the fuck i'm doing with my life and make me love a japanese guy in a homoherotic way. Also, the plot it's 10/10

@DotyFuzz 7 лет назад

your comment is also 10/10

@kidyugi1 7 лет назад

Kojima productions for life bitch!

@big-loss_9043 6 лет назад

metal gear survive .....more like metal gear trying to survive

@SuperAlphaKirby 4 года назад

Somebody send this to Kojima sensei XDXDXD

@voided_reality6863 7 лет назад

This shit had me fucking rollin'!! LMFAO!!!!!

@caninesandcats2051 5 лет назад

I felt like this was on the verge of fake and real at the same time It was hilarious

@1415gatewayable 5 лет назад

He want full thug, never go full thug...unless they fuck up your legacy's work

@Garfield. 7 лет назад

Wise words from a wise man

@ahmadfaris8044 5 лет назад

When will death stranding release? Kojima: yes

@StefStefan1989 5 лет назад

The cherry on top of the cake would be a photo of the last nerd with glasses and below written "RIP ass face".

@QuantAlan 6 лет назад

R.i.p. Guy who bought Metal gear survive.

@matimann 6 лет назад

Died because Kojima did something Japanese to him!

@kinglee3634 6 лет назад

No true fan would buy garbage

@thecolossaltitan1092 5 лет назад

@@matimann no hee powerslapt him.

@solaire_of_the_east Год назад

Well, how many of you are here after MGS Delta's announcement?

@cinecastmedia 7 лет назад

this shit made my day... at first i thought this video is serious and it just fucked suddenly lol

@nyranstanton203 7 лет назад

lol, i was just thinking, is this a joke? then read description!!!!

@joeykerr5517 7 лет назад

Poor kids thinking it was real lol. Some people Need to stop being rude about it...Keyboard commandos... Really funny video though, good job!

@cynicalnitro8416 7 лет назад

"Metal gear survive? More like metal gear is trying to survive" LOL. Hey, if Kojima really wants to piss them off, what he can do is release a game called SURVIVE after "Metal gear" survive is released and bombs. Have SURVIVE be more or less the same plot, or as close as possible without fucking the game up. Let it make money and laugh at Konami when they try to sue.

@DotyFuzz 7 лет назад

he's gonna look like he's butthurt about mg survive

@cynicalnitro8416 7 лет назад

Doty Fuzz lol

@haru_ne_ 2 года назад

I actually took a while to realize it was a parody

@Ts1nd 8 лет назад

Wow some people really think this translation is real :D

@ArtisChronicles 8 лет назад

kojima productions for life

@bobthebuilder243 4 года назад

Still the best video in 2020 . Thank you

@DotyFuzz 4 года назад

Much appreciated

@LennyMLGDorito 7 лет назад

send help, I can't breathe anymore ahh ahh

@TortiseToddler 8 лет назад

I'm japanese ... and this is translated well.

@DotyFuzz 8 лет назад

thank you....finally ,someone who uses logic here

@johngoodman5976 5 лет назад

Really need no subtitles to grasp his anger, Big Boss's in-game bitterness and his mirror each other perfectly

@FredHerbert999 3 года назад

This shit is hilarious. Make more with other kojima videos!

@Awesomebaconman123 6 лет назад

This is from a mini MGS4 documentary before the game finished haha

@soupplatinum7983 7 лет назад

Instead of metal gear survive konami should of made mgs3 remastered

@FlameVell0 7 лет назад

Jake the doge omfg, the pachinko machines took that away from us didnt they? lmao

@SolidSnake11Official 7 лет назад

They already remastered MGS3, you mean a remake ?

@YLS8763 7 лет назад

SolidSnake11 i think a remake would have been a bad move but safe one at the same time

@ZUZAINFINITY 7 лет назад

That or remakes of MG1 and MG2 for today's consoles.

@yuujiendless7719 5 лет назад

The end with that song from ground zeroes is so sad...like that song fit so much there, becouse konami laughet at executing MG series same as USA laughet at executing 2 italian anarchist at 1920