When its your first Time Taking the Trains in New York City!! 😂🤣😭 

Only fake part of this video is that bag would have been stolen first time he dropped it. Everything else, sadly is 💯real.🤦🏾‍♀️

These are actual events. As a native New Yorker when riding public transportation, you must be prepared for anything!!!!

As born an breed New Yorker, the struggle on the trains is real , all u wanna do is get where u trying to get with out no weird, crazy or volatile stuff going on around u or too u

He forgot to say this was all on a Monday, just wait until the weekend, things really start to " kick off" then, welcome to NYC!🤣👀

My favorite thing about the subway is the "see something, say something" signs. Like, what level of weird constitutes suspicious? How crazy does shit have to get before you report it?

As an NYC commuter, i can confirm this is everyday reality.🤣🤣🤣

I have not laughed so much in a long time. This bought tears to my eyes 😅😅😅, literally.

I love this guy's sketches. He's a really funny man. He deserves recognition

I had to live out of a hotel for like 3 months working in NYC and the thangs I saw on the trains… Traumatized me…

Born and raised in NYC and still live here, none of this surprises me. NYC is one big ass circus, comedy show and asylum all in one😮

Nyc...where you learn to ignore and dodge the nut jobs and focus on your money. Why do you think we walk so damn fast😂😂😂😂

I'm a life long New Yorker. This is exactly why I do not take the subway 😂

lol 😂 New York is a wild & crazy place 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The microwave man caught me off guard. 😂

Yeah that's true, people in New York would be acting in public lobbies as if they were in their own living room at home, used to find that weird.

I hit it on the weekends and it is really sad. Ppl aren’t taking their meds, or they’re on the wrong ones, or quite possibly, they are beyond the easy street of repair. Sadly, mental health is a terrible thing to lose, and all of these people have families worried to death(or the drugs and damage from the drugs has exited them from any future family relationships). I’m beyond tears myself, but I still cry. Life can be sad and then get worse. 😢

I’m from London and I’ve been to NY now about 4 times and sadly this is very accurate as I’ve seen most of this in person …

U can always tell when someone isn't from NYC 🗽 this stuff don't phase us we keep it moving 😂😂

As born and raised in New York, I can confirm there are aliens among us and other random weirdos.

Here in Los Angeles taking a bus from downtown is kinda like this. Dad did not pick us up on time once so mom and I rode one of those buses. My parents almost got divorced.🤣

Wow!!!!! Sad but true. It's Showtime on the subways MTA. Expect anything!😮😮😮

That's about right!!! I 'm from NY 🗽 and I approve this message.

Lol , New York city is the mecca of crazy for real .😂

lol, after this, Mike's first time riding the NY subway is also his last.

It's all 100% real folks, I saw things in N.Y. I will never forget, BUT !!! It's exciting, and I won't be going back

But why though?! These weirdos literally scared the heck outta my Nigerian brother😂

That's why i will stay in Africa😂😂😂😂

The NY train station is the only place you see literal aliens. Is like the twilight zone.

OMG I love your channel. I stumbled across it and I can’t get enough. You make me laugh and smile. Great job. Thank you. 😂😂😂😊

Whoever produced this, good job! To the tote bag guy too LMAO!!! 👍🏼💯 🤣🤣

I'm weak Mike you so funny. Stay off the trains😂😂😂😂

Real life, " in NY city" anything possible. No cliché. 😂😂😂🎉.

When the Aliens land they best not choose new york city because no one will notice. 👽 👽 👽 👽 👽

That's a whole lifetime worth of trauma in just four minutes. No cap.

New York Subway where the Aliens are more normal than the Humans.

Jajaja 😂😂😂😂!!... Éstos videos son una "avalancha de risas" jajaja... Muchas gracias por hacerme la tarde señor Mike!... Saludos desde Lima Perú!

I’m a native New Yorker and this is spot on 💯🤷🏽‍♀️he left a lot out tho

They walk among us.😳😱🤦🏾‍♀️😬

Обожаю ролики этого мужчины. Всегда заставляют улыбаться)

I'm never touching a hand rail in New York again 😐

This is hilarious....I'll take the back country roads any day. Those cows and animals look a lot better than the animals on this train. 🤣🤣🤗

I wouldn't be dropping my bag on the floor, who knows what microscopic horrors the bag will pick up?

The pool ....REALLY...OMG🤭🤭🤭🤭😆😆😆😆😆 The rest is typical NYC...🎉

Babylon is Fallen, is Fallen, and is now become the cage of EVERY UNCLEAN SPIRIT. Come out of her my people, that ye be not partakers of her iniquity...

I want some of his life,he seemingly never have dull moments.

This why the TMNT where able to blend in they didn't even need to hide in the sewers! 😊

Well done sir! I respect the tub guy for bathing himself. He had to put the raft somewhere. I hope the pole licking guy got himself checked for worms.

Hahahaha, his poor tote bag lol! 🤣 OMG this was too funny! 😂 You couldn't PAY me to ride a NY subway! 🤪 I stopped riding the one in my city that was NOWHERE near as bad as NY! I just got tired of smelling pizz and being next to people who don't bathe! 🤮

You are not alone; this happens in DC, too!!!!!!!!!

I'm from Brooklyn so I should have warned you about the subway system. But to be fair, I have never seen these things either. LMAO LMAO!

This just cured me of ever wanting to take public transit in New York City when I funally visit there!! 🤣😜💯

Well somebody has to keep, those poles clean 😂 🤭😂

I love your emotional expressions 😂😂😂😂

I guess it's safe to say that riding the train NYC is definitely a experience 🤣🤣!! This is hilarious Thanks for Sharing🩵🙏🏽🩵

As a Californian, something gives me the impression that these are the tame moments. 😂

Lol the booty pole scratcher and the rat on the man sleep on the train along wit ALL the other stuff goin on in NYC was def real

You are crazier than those deranged people on the train. The expression on your face is priceless 😂

Hahahahhahaha this remains me of my husband having his own first shock at NewYork train😂😂😂😂😂😂

Парень , приезжай к нам в Россию, в Санкт-Петербург, Москву. У нас очень красивое и чистое метро, никаких крыс и бомжей нет. И только два пола- мужчины и женщины. Хотя геи и лесбиянки тоже имеются, но это их дело, они живут спокойно своей жизнью и никто ни к кому не лезет. А в спортзалах много красивых и здоровых людей.

This man’s reactions are so funny!

Yeah that's too much crazy..but that's everywhere florida,las Vegas, California EVERYWHERE...and it's sad😢 & Disturbing

Insane!! New York is a city or a giant psychiatric hospital?? 👽👽

😂😂😂hilarious...but man do we have a long way to go as a species lmaoo

Some the best free entertainment is down under the ground of nyc 🤣

That Uncle Remus laugh in the background is AWESOME!

The bag has seen it all 😂😂😂😂

Damn… I’m from Harlem… and I’m ashamed to say that all of this is true 🤣🤣🤣. I’ve witnessed most of this myself… just not the bathing on the train though 🤣

NY is definitely different..I'm from across the water..NJ..Annnndd yea..New Yorkers be wildin😂

bonjour Monsieur c'est un plaisir de regarder vos vidéos 😂😂 je suis française merci de nous faire rire.😂😂😂

What a traumatic journey man! 😀😁😂😃😄😅😉😀😁😂😃😄😅😉😀😁😂😃😄😅😆

The moral of the story is Don't take the train while in New York 😂

So I’m guessing he never made it to his destination with all the u-turns he made 😭 I’ll never ride New York subways 🙅🏽‍♀️😂😭

I would never go to New York , but this is the best video, I have ever seen 😮

The bag would’ve been gone the first time, but in that order

I'm a native New Yorker and I wouldn't go back there for all the money in the world 🤪😝🤮😬

It's NYC. Everybody is putting on a show, and only the new ones are watching and reacting.

This is one of the best I’ve seen I’m definitely not going to New York now!!! 😂

I love the way you have the look on your face when you see crazy things..THIS IS THE TRUE NEW YORK LIVE..ENJOY

Ok this is funny as hell!

Funny as hell yes give him his flowers 😂🌹 and roses yo the microwave on his head talking hahaha 🤣😂🤣😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉

I'm from Long Island and this video is sadly true

I'm worried about you America😇

A goth chic threw a pumpkin at me and yelled wtf are you looking at?? --the first time I rode NYC subways. All these things are possible.

What a nightmare. He takes every train but they keep bringing him back to union square.

This is so hilarious !!! we are living in a crazy world with lots of outrageous things to see...never a dull moment..i.❤ it..

Fantastic production of weird mad crazy and I loved it all!😂

Yes, every train ride on the subways is an adventure. You never know what you might witness from day to day.

I’m disgusted, like I won’t want any part of the train to touch me lol

Ppl out here taking “living on the streets” to a whole nother level😳😳

You see the weirdest shit on the subway! 😮 that's why I try to stay off of them

I couldn’t stop watching 😂

I thought Chicago EL trains were bad but its nothing compared to NYC trains. They were definitely an adventure 😮😅

The way I’m wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 not one lie told 😂😂😂😂😂😂

😅😅😅😅 this shit is super super accurate

Baby I lived here all my life nothing seems to surprise you here. 🤷🏾‍♀️😂😂😂💯👍🏾You never seen it all.

Only in NEW YORK CITY 😅😅😅😅

This was so funny.😂😂😂😂😂. Thank you

Crying from laughing sooo hard best video EVER😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm new in your channel...OMG you are the best!!! 😂😂😂😂

😳 New York not for me 😳