When My Terrible Idea Accidentally Ends Reality 

Somehow this is still better than regular LA traffic planning

Ah yes dangerously funny the one man who can “accidentally” destroy reality time and space and make it funny.

“I’m not here to think, I’m here to draw lines on a map” -Europeans when drawing someone else’s borders

Tip: You can just click, hold, and drag one END of a motorway to move it to somewhere else instead of deleting a motorway to change it

I really liked this one. I hope he’ll play it again.

To be honest, I thought he would try to create a car crash instead of helping them…

"Today we get to ruin the traffic system for Los Angeles. And the best part is, we don't even have to try that hard." That's because it's already a complete hellscape, DF.

I live in L.A. Your system is 100% accurate.

Yay another df video to fill the void that is my heart

Couple tips I’ve learned while playing Diagonal roads will always consume less road pieces Traffic lights are never worth it You can’t connect highways directly to a roundabout but if you have a single road piece in between it works

I love seeing games saying “DF would like that” then he proceeds to play it

Can we acknowledge how calm DF always sounds

You'll wanna avoid putting an intersection right at the end of a roundabout, because doing so makes the roundabout useless, you just shift the congestion to the side a bit

Tip, the houses don’t need roads connected to them, you can leave a house and you won’t lose but the businesses need to be connected, so if you need too you can get rid of a house from the road

Wow, I just started playing this game a week ago. According to engineer, the best way of playing this game is to segregate; basically exclusive road for every color. And according to gamers, you have to prevent the spawn of destination in "awkward" position by placing object on that.

This kind of gameplay is EXACTLY why I have 100+ hours in Cities: Skylines... oh god the roads never end.

I’m a simple man I see a df video I click it also we need get in the boat merch

After watching people play the game with a good strategy this was pretty painful to watch

I’ve been watching df for a few months and he’s already my favorite RU-vidr :)

Put circles around small housing districts, and you want more bridges in hiking congestion areas. Pretty much just for every building you'll need at least 1 bridge.

For some reason you have the odd ability to lower my anxiety, also I'm severely ADHD but your videos can hold my attention. Great content keep it up. BTW I literally woke up at 1:40 am just to watch this.

A: Nvr take traffic lights (even if they have a use, you wont figure it out and its limited as it gets) B: Angles are much better than grids. (They save roads and are faster and make less intersections that way) III: Drag the road to the middle of the roundabout to attach a road to it. Its counterintuitive but thats how it works. You shud be able to attach 8 roads to each roundabout (and it is always best to attach more roads to the roundabout rather than make them all connect before the roundabout) 4: Motorways are best if their entrances and exits arent placed directly on the main roads. You can just make a single road jut out one tile and place the entrance and exit for a motorway on that piece, which grtly improves traffic flow. 5: You dont actually have to attach every house to the roads. You can just leave the annoying houses out of the roads entirely if you alrdy have a couple houses for each square building (and like a half dozen houses per round building).

You don't have to connect all houses (like the red ones you got annoyed by). Instead of humans needing to go buy food (they cant starve), in that world it's the stores that hires [available] humans to go get food (food outside the store's freezer expires). And it seems to be based on proximity, so the house with the shortest path to the store (and a free car) is used. From what I gather from other videos the traffic lights are either useless (what most says), or serves to ensure a crossing doesn't have a long convoy forever block cars that want to get on the road (...which from what I understand can't happen as cars tend to weave, hence why the lights are called useless)

I would love to see you mess with muck mods, i played one today that makes all power ups multiplied bye what you want.

The moment it started, I thought, "I love this game!"

another tip if you want to connect road to roundabout, drag the road toward the "center circle" of the roundabout then they will connect

This hurts, more than anything else DF has done, because I've seen most of these things in real life. It's almost as if cites are planned by hundreds of different grad students who are each writing a different thesis on what the best theoretical road system would look like, each insisting on implementing their idea SOMEWHERE in the city solely to prove a point.

Nooo! More Stardew music! Rip Stardew days :( Hope he finds inspiration to play it again. Oh and also rip "Hello everyone!".

Omg I’ve been obsessed with this game and literally just thought that this would be such a perfect game for you!! So happy you’re playing it

DF's upload schedule is the only constant in my life rn

"I made it further than last time" Except you had literally 3 more on the first run lol

Thank you for the daily upload again, keep it up!!

Idk why I love it when he calls them idiots lol, it just sounds so cute damnn itt

I started playing this yesterday and genuinely love it. I imagine this game will break DF's brain lol

Haven't seen the actual video yet but I'm excited to see how he does something insane.

Please do more of this it’s really fun to watch

You can connect the houses diagonally to the roads and it doesn't use up a road tile. So instead of doing a 90 degree angle, just drag the house diagonally onto the road. (as long as the house is 1 tile away).

The thing you have to remember is that your job is not to connect houses but to get rid of the circles in shops. The houses can stay disconnected and not do shit.

DF: “We’re going to take roundabouts again because I feel like they’re the same as an intersection but are better for flow” Me: has ptsd from the memories of all the roundabouts in Nairobi

This is the man that can cure you of any disease with pain agony and frustration

I really hope this becomes a regular thing I love these games and this one looks addicting

if there are two houses next to each other and theres a road coming out of one of them you can diagonally attach the house with using a road tile. Also you can pause the game using the space bar or by clicking the clock in the corner and pressing pause. last thing, also jsut connect the roads more to other roads. ok bye absolutly LOVE your vids good job man.

this game got me anxious xd Ah yes, i remember the neighbor city it was big and abundant in business, but unfortunately the city was removed because one business decided to screw around and place itself on a far away place and complain of not having many visitors it made the whole city close :v

Yay another df video with the soothing voice

DF sounds so smart in this video, and I love it

I love this game I really hope you play more of it!!!

Yes! Finally a Mini Metro Video I love this game, play it more!

THANK YOU- I was trying to find a video of yours I didn't watch 🥲

Just a tip : Try avoiding crossroads (4 roads into eachother, even 3 is not that great), it may costs you more roads but it really helps circulation.

Omg finally DF post, the nastolgia gonna kill my depression

Oooo u and RCE playing such a great game

Why do I actually love this video

Hey DF? Can you please change it to Night mode? It's so hard to see the roads x,x

The video title sounds like a Cold War-era autobiography by a member of the Manhattan Project

Something i nvr thought id hear in a DF vid "we're learning"

1:40 That's called an accident waiting to happen.😂😂

Deadly premonition soundtrack LOL

YEEEEEAASSS DF PLAYING MOTORWAAAAAYSS

0:26 Trouble? Df’s specialty

1:26 you can connect the road to the roundabout but you need to drag the road a bit more

When a game df plays actually requires order

Oh god, that one blue house under the high road

You know what would be even more funny, you playing the damn sims…. Like if you play the damn sims I’ll be blown and love to see what type of buckshot you come up with

This game makes me scream when its been a long game. loads of dudes is stressful.

Anyone else think that egg inc would be a good game for him to play?

I really want to see more of this

I love your videos a lot❤❤

You can place Road pieces Dialognally on a 3×3 Grid to prevent any shop from spawning there. Most of the RU-vidrs use this simple trick and Calls it "Insanse ways"

This is the definition of underrated

Roundabouts have trouble connecting. You have to drag the road through the other road to the center before it snaps to.

i can alr tell im going to love this series

You're my favorite RU-vidr😂

When Df actually uses his Brain :O

Biffa would be so delighted to see you using round abouts.

This guy is the only person that can “accidentally” destroy reality

Nice job

Yay he back

Highway 4 poppin off lol

DF: "Today we get to ruin the traffic system for Los Angeles." Me: From what I've seen, anything you do to it could only be an *improvement.* : )

Why do I have the impression that DangerouslyFunny learned how to edit videos with GrayStillPlays?

Please play more of this game!!

I was wondering how long it'd be for him to play this

Hey DF love your vids play this game again please

Great game, greater gamer

I like that one house that the motorway is covering it would suck to live there lol

This games seems like it’s just for DF but also for everyone but DF

PICKLE JAR RAG FROM STARDEW VALLEY STARTED PLAYING NEAR THE END LOL

On the roundabout you have to drag to the middle to attach the road

Please make this a series

"It's not pretty, but it works." - DangerouslyFunny

the death note music when you pause

other mini motorways players are probably having a heart attack watching this

Can connect houses on the diagonal and it saves roads

The fact that df didn't make the cars life hell is a huge shocker to me

As someone who plays this game enough to have 1000+ score on every single level the first few minutes hurt my soul

Damn, this is better than power washing!!!

df sure loves destroying everything

Game Dev: "White roads on a white background? Makes sense to me!"

Mini motorways pog

the way he just neglected the dark blue skyscraper-