When Noobs Play Minecraft For The First Time #1 

"Your first minecraft world shouldn't be hardcore" *Truer words have never been spoken*

“Oh my god I’m stuck in a tree!!” Bruh that’s a cobweb-

Charlscarroll: see a strange looking monster walking towards him Also him: It'S tHaT gOnNa KiLl Me?

He seriously tried putting a golden apple in an enchanting table LMAO Edit: So, it turns out that nearly everyone except me has tried this before :/

0:47 what’s is that is that gonna kill me Me who only knows people who’ve played minecraft a lot: now that’s a sentence i haven’t heard in a long time

*Starts their first world on hardcore* *plays with shaders on* An absolute recipe for disaster

0:17 "I AM STUCK IN A TREE!" - Mizkif 2020

Worst things in minecraft: 1) Dog die’s 2) You die 3) Breaking Diamond with fest

Mizkif is just too bad, he shouldn't play Minecraft

It’s beyond annoying when everyone climbs up an end tower instead of using a bow.

"Your First Minecraft World Shouldn't Be Hardcore" Streamers: I will pretend I didn't see that

0:17 « omg im stuck in a tree »

Hello... this is a random person who had the urge to point out how their blunder could be avoided 0:07 The panik made him stuck into the cobweb, otherwise he could've avoided it and blocked himself out 0:31 ALWAYS DIG AROUND THE DIAMOND 0:44 You've finally learned that the green-armless monster is explosive to you 1:01 ALWAYS DIG AROUND THE DIAMOND, also... Don't outright walk into the block you just broke 1:38 Despite massive soul sand disadvantage, their fireballs are so slow you can dodge it under soul sand slowness, but then... panic is always the problem 2:04 Alway break the pressure plate once in mining range ASAP 2:18 Train your aim, otherwise, just bridge your way there 2:31 This is totally unexpected, just because enchanted golden apple is enchanted, doesn't mean you can use enchanttable to do that. 2:56 Get block cover before meleeing end crystals 3:23 Oh... 3:46 Get block cover before meleeing end crystals 4:07 Get block cover before shooting end crystals, or get further out before it 4:25 Oh... 5:22 If you're poisoned by the witch, retreat and recover, fight back 5:49 Don't outright walk into the block you just broke 5:58 Maybe hitting him back could work 6:16 Understandable, that was so unlucky timing that she looked into the chat while the creeper is in the screen, lol 6:35 Maybe don't trust your noob friend if your friend would mine diamond ore with stone pickaxe without knowing it? Also, that took too long to realize your friend is holding stone pickaxe the whole time 7:14 Careful with your mouse around beds, lol 7:27 Always have a food in your hotbar, it could save you from lava burns, which was poorly placed, oh... you got a pickaxe (And i've seen this video before) 7:43 Switching to sword could give you a chance to kill the baby zombie and survive 8:05 Always check for possible trap when opening player-placed chests 8:21 USE YOUR PICKAXE 8:35 Understandable, his shift broke 8:47 Get block cover before meleeing end crystals 9:15 Suboptimal nether portal construction 9:46 DON'T USE GRAVEL FOR BRIDGING 10:15 Build that in standing position, not sleeping position, the chat trolled you (And i've seen this video before) 10:43 Good, now you've learned that Polar bears attack when cubs are nearby (And i've seen this video before) That's all, agree or disagree, let's have a discussion.

Creeper: Is that your House? Me: Yeah Creeper: NOT FOR LONG

this is probably me as a kid playing minecraft for the first time

Me: Mom, can we have a nether portal Mom: We have nether portal at home Nether portal at home: [9:26]

I was literally dying of anger when that guy built the nether portal wrong

Finally a title that we have been commenting about for centuries!

3:14 "Well, we are playing in hardcore so..." Respawn button: Hello there!

0:45 this guy acts like he hasn’t seen a creeper in the past decade

“Oh no, I’m getting pummeled by ghasts! Let me do absolutely nothing about it and sit there and scream!”

I dont understand why people play hardcore first, like why

6:24 "CaN yoU moVe youR miC plEase, ThnAk yuU."

2:43 yup,thats me back when i was a noob in minecraft

I'm triggered when they don't break the stone plate so the TNT is not gonna blow up 2:13...

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Nobody: The thumbnail: *[confused confusing confusion]*

2:53 he,s trying to do a golden apple 🤣

“I’m stuck in a tree” He a bit confused, but he got the spirit.

1:46 plays hardcore Diesn’t even know what is ghast

0:18 is no one gonna talk about how this man just called a cobweb a tree?? I mean the audacity!! 🤦‍♀️

No one’s gonna talk about how painful is the thumbnail. :(

3:15 Well,we are playing hardcore so DIES Respawn button shown on screen Visible confusion Wow 30 likes!That's the most I ever got!

Me creates a house Creeper : so anyway I start exploding

"is that thing gonna kill me?" *creeper explodes* *cave sounds* "what the fu..."

Guy: study in cobweb Also guy: *AaAaAaA i’M sTuCk In A tReE*

4:30 thats "Agni Kai" if I'm not mistaken, meaning fire dual

7:21 "there is so much wrong with me i dont even know where to begin" got me lmaooo

7:10 I’m literally screaming she doesn’t care about how she mined diamonds with a stone pickaxe

*Gets stuck in a cobweb * -"OH MY FKING GOD I'M STUCK IN A TREE" -Mizkif, 2020

Noobs find Diamonds Stone Pickaxe ITS SHOWTIME !

Mizkif: *stuck at a cobweb* Also mizkif: *aM stUCk aT A tREe*

To the people who think he doesn't credit look at the top left and if that isn't enough read the video description Once again quality content 👌

6:12 Him : **try to push her to the hole while saying oh no** Me : he's a psychopath

2:06 Elmiillor had the best reaction in my opinion xD

**that guy literally seeing Minecraft's mascot** Also him: *"wHaT iS zAt? Is ZaT gUnA kIl Me¿¿!¡¿"*

0:18 “I AM STUCK IN A TREE” -miszif 2020

7:07 finally Mikzif is getting a little bit smarter

4:29 “the kite starts now”? It’s Agni Kai

"Help! Help! I'm stuck in a tree!!" -Random guy stuck in a cobweb

I can't deny, I thought when I was a noob you had to enchant golden apples, but a... horizontal nether portal...? I'm impressed, it's the first time I see something like thatl

6:12 Sykkuno really do be trying to push her down 😆

7:15 tubbo isn't an idiot lmao, it was an accident

I bet that at LEAST 60% of the footage will be from Mizkif without watching this at all

2020 has been one hell of a year, so if you read this I want you to know, You are loved. Stay safe in tough times

0:25 I never Laughed so Hard in my life!!😂

Mac is so chill when he realizes his mistake and doesn't take it seriously, he knows that this is only a game

The thumbnail: Speedrunners:ArE U SUre AbOUt THaT

"I'm stuck in a tree" Cobweb: am I a joke to you

I dont even know how many braincells I lost watching this, because of me losing my braincells

I've been playing for 6 years and I still get nervous about Hardcore, it's certainly not for noobs

0:17 yeah a tree

Creeper: *Ominously walks towards him* Him: "Is that thing gonna kill me?"

I always love the thumbnail

0:17 "OH MY GOD, I'M STUCK IN A TREE!"

2 views wow I'm not early but early

When you see a player crafted wood tools other than the pick,you know he is a new player.

Me: oh no not mizkif Also me: this guy always sucks at Minecraft 0:19 Mizkif: ah help I'm stuck in tree Me: oh wait what did he said tree? Me: *replays the vid* Mizkif: A H H E L P I M S T U C K I N A T R E E *plays slomo* Me: what an idiot

Even 9 year olds know how to play minecraft while adults become noobs when first time

6:23 "can you move your mic please thank you" :p

Noobs : copies speedrunners having water bucket, bow in hotbar also them : doesn't know how to use them

The Minecraft magic is the absence of a tutorial. You just go for trial and error, and that's why I fell in love with this game.

4:08 Eu sou o comentário brasileiro q vc tava procurando. Esperávamos mais do Mount kkkkk

“I found more diamonds but I gotta be careful tho.” Immediately starts bridging with gravel

Great video!

1:46 What you here on your walkie talkie in a zombie apocalypse

4:08 kkkkkk tadinho 🇧🇷

I can understand people never playing Minecraft, but how do you not know what a creeper is? It’s basically the face of gaming as a whole at this point

To cool people: Your dreams will come to you if you work hard enough! My dream is 10k on youtube. I'm struggling a little but i know i will get there!

Sometimes I question how these people even know how to breathe. 😂

1:29 Another rule of minecraft made: Don't walk straight forward

1:50 In fairness that is the worst portal spawn in the history of ever. I would've preferred spawning over a 50,000 block lava lake. Soul sand valleys sound like a nightmare. I'm guessing the best defence would be making slab roads until you can find a soul speed enchant?

No one: Literally no one: Xqc: how do you enchant this apple?

6:20 seeing people freak out over one single adult zombie inside their base just makes me laugh my life out... Pro tip: you can kill single adult zombies even with your fist pretty easily

Nobody: Streamers with iron tools die: omg asdfgjkllfjcynfiggjn Well their actings allow them to earn a lot from viewers that love to watch apes screeching so yeah who cares

I like how this is a compilation and there are episodes 😂

I've been playing minecraft for 8 years and I haven't played hardcore once. No it's not because I'm scared. It's because I started playing on my iPad Mini 8 years ago I got Christmas a while after playing it on my friend's iPad. Back then Pocket Edition was its own thing and didn't have hardcore mode. (Btw I still have that iPad. It what I'm using to type this comment). The good memories, like 5 year old me naming my character "gudy guy". Anyway, I'm getting distracted. Then, when I got an Xbox 360, I played on that, which ALSO was its own version and didn't have hardcore mode. One good memory was building all the legendary birds: Zapdos, Moltres and Articuno. It was when I was first getting into Pokemon. Then when I got a ps4, that was ALSO its own edition and didn't have hardcore mode. A "good" memory was spending over half an hour trying to dig up he buried treasure from the map. I never found it. Like, never. Now ps4 edition has moved to bedrock (so has my phone and iPad. Well, my IPad can't even run minecraft, it just crashes. In fact, it's stuck on iOS 1.8 or something like that. Luckily my phone can) The point is, I've never played on Java edition and therefore, never got to play hardcore mode. Hopefully bedrock edition gets it soon. Hopefully...

First clip, guy gets stuck in cobweb and goes, “OMG IM STUCK IN A TREE IM STUCK IN A TREE!!”

the first one lmao i love how he fell at his chair 🤣😂😭😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

These Videos Make Me Feel Like I'm Really Good At The Game

7:19 well at least Tubbo had the thing where u can respawn in the nether 🤷‍♂️

0:16 Cobweb: I'm stuck in a tree!

my favorite part is the first clip, because he does everything wrong and to top it off he falls off his chair

I can't blame that icepapi guy at the start That one biome is so dangerous I have like spawns there . Without full max enchant diamond gear , Its like trying to escape *2b2t spawn*. Supercell should reduce skeletons and guests spawning there

Only smart people: mining in a cave, building portal with bucket, no dig down, kill iron golem for free iron, finding a village, make a shield, use night vision texture (for mining in a cave), use dead bush to get free stick, use haybale to reduce fall damage, make a fire resicten pots, use bow and arrow to destroy end crystal, use a tnt or bed to kill the dragon, write the world seed when you get best world

0:26 when you find out you failed your exams

The absolute worst thing to here after seeing someone breaking diamonds with a stone pickaxe: "There's more."

I don’t think the first guy is a noob, his Minecraft death was quite sad

the pure confusion some of them have makes this 10x better