When people from the USA visit GERMANY (PART2) 

*WHO WANTS A BIT OF DEMOCRACY?!*

Ahhh, but the beer in Germany is served cold! No need for ice. If it gets warm it means you not drinking fast enough...

I love how “more democracy” and “more religion” are both represented by the same gun.

As an American I am offended and entertained, well done

Every American watching this is wondering what the heck “heated ketchup” is.

Please do a "When Germans visit the USA"

I like how chill the German dude is with all the American shenaniganery but the straw that breaks the camel's back is putting ice in beer LMFAO

As an American, I can confirm our phones all have the president's phone number pre-programmed into them in case there are Russians around.

After 30 years in Germany, now I get a culture shock back in the US! 😂

We had an exchange student from the US here a few years ago who wanted to go really fast on the Autobahn for once. We took him in a car that really does go 300 and drove to a good stretch where you can go that fast. The scene was very similar to your clip. Until 180 he was quite happy, at 230 he said it really was enough, beyond 250 he was begging for mercy... I don't think he wet himself, but sure came close... Not that we were "used to" driving that fast either, but we didn't let that show.. ;)

My German boyfriend that lives with me in the US right now also suggested: 1. Americans renting cars in Germany and found only manual cars 2. Americans would end up going to a brothel eventually 3. Americans being shocked at how old buildings are 4. Americans shocked by how expensive the fuel price is in Germany

That's what I call "chaotic friendship" right here, and I love the dynamic 😂

As a guy from Norway living in the states and have traveled to Germany many times…..this is a must see video if you going there for the first time.

"I'm going to call the immigration office" Lmao, as a Mexican that deported joke had me rolling

I had a family of American tourists over here in Norway once. In the middle of winter. Apperantly-according to one of their kids- they said 'Winter in Norway can't be that bad'. So none of them had winter clothing when a snowstorm came howling. Even better, it was dark as the bloody night in the middle of the afternoon. Very fun for me, less so for them.

I love this, every impression of American unawareness of the rest of the world is represented here. As an Australian I found the lack of not just air conditioning but even a fan very odd, especially as the temperature could be more than35C during the months of summer. A hairdresser nearly had a heart attack when I asked if we could have a window open - Mein Gott, es zieht……

I lived off-base in Germany for two years while in the military. Beautiful country, very nice people. And yes, our American beer tastes like cat piss compared to theirs. Yet, I was glad to get back to the U. S. of A. I think your Part 2 was spot on.

I do like how the American guy can just produce guns at a moments notice, I like to think he's not even carrying them, he just _wills_ them into existence.

As a belgian, seeing someone put ice in a beer is a blasphemy to my eyes.

As a russian i was laughing so much

As an American German I am both ashamed but entertained by this 😂.

Should have done more jokes about ranch dressing. As an American, our excessive use of ranch is fucking absurd.

Opening a beer bottle with teeth is debatable, but it's true that we use basically everything as a bottle opener: lighter, table, rings, other bottles, ... in that clip my go to choice would have been the railing

The comparisons and comments are enlightening and funny! Love it

i still would love to see a next Part 😁

I'm Swedish and took some American tourists mushroom picking in the woods, they got really upset when they discovered that I didn't bring guns. So I asked them if they intended to hunt the mushrooms. The best way to protect yourself from wild animals, is to not interact with them at all, just sing and make noice while walking and you will be 100% fine.

I am amazed by American pistol's ability to play music whenever they are raised to shoulder level. I've never been to America; I assume that's how they work over there.

This is so accurate, good job!

You are just awesome guys! Love you 💙

Don’t try this at home: opening a German bottle of beer with your teeth 🦷 😩 Even Germans don’t really do that. Use your plastic BIC lighter and pop the bottle 😃 Lovely series, yes that’s everywhere in Germany ! Never ask how we are doing - else we will tell you ! 😜

The oil thing is even funnier than a few month ago

Guy's! Awesome! Enjoyd your humour and regarding "democracy" my extended hug! Perfect idea and realization.. laughed a lot😂

This is too good 😂😂😂 thanks a lot guys!!!

I’m just laughing that the jets flying during the “American pride moment” were Russian models…

This video was amazing

I never thought of putting ice in beer until I moved to Texas and was introduced to the michelada. I was over my buddy's place and his uncle made a batch of them using a Mexican beer, Worcestershire sauce, and Tabasco. Poured over ice in a beer mug.

After living in Germany for 6 years, I can say that it was not a difficult transition. Sure some things were awkward at first but my neighbors and most Germans I ran into were very forgiving as they could tell that I was making the effort. Its those that dont make an effort that have the most trouble and usually get accosted. One thing I wish you would have put in there is that the Polizei do NOT mess around, they will not argue or negotiate. Either you do what they tell you or you go to jail.

No Ice, No Ice anywhere is what I have noticed the most in Germany after being here for two weeks. Driving is insanely fast here too. I never know how to answer all the questions about America and guns. Great video!!!!

I'm a new subscriber of your channel. I really enjoy your videos and learn a lot. Incredible. Love from Bangladesh

When they said play football, we all knew what was coming next! 😆

I once tried when I worked at a restaurant. That an American complained about no free refills, small portions of food and lacking food options. My suggestion came immediately, How about you travel home to the usa, like now. He looked shocked at that answer.

Coming from south east Asia, the German portions are fucking huge for me! Will be visiting the USA this year. I'm scared and excited! 🤣

1:50 The Russian oil matter got interesting in September 2022 😂

The speed limit thing is kinda ironic since in my state, the speed limits only became a thing a couple dozen years ago. Before that it was "reasonable and prudent".

I actually watched part 1 while visiting Germany last year. Pretty spot on. I'm glad y'all made a sequel.

As a Brazilian,I can say that the German restaurants are awesome! Portions are delicious and really good! I miss rice and beans ( of course)and my fiancé says…Go to a Turkish market! 😉

I'm so glad I have a dad who loves walks and hikes so I got used to that kind of stuff and not complaining. He has a lot of German heritage too Also, I'm in the US and not even legal drinking age. I'm not drinking beer, I'm no beer connoisseur or anything but when he mentioned putting ice cubes in beer my blood trembled

You can also include calling toilet a restroom. One of my relative did that in Austria and the poor guy was literally confused.

As a Czech, I would like to point out to my American friends that "Budweiser" may also refer to a traditional beer brand from České Budějovice (Budweis) in Czechia, which is right next to Bavaria. I was curious to which one of those "Budweisers" was the German actually referring, when comparing it to a piss😀 There was in fact a lawsuit back in the days over the trademark "Budweiser" between the two breweries.

Lol the phone call to the president and the fighter jets along with the patriotic music was great! 🤣

Can't agree more with you on Budweiser! 🍻

that was good I hope you make more videos when people from Us visit Germany

Australian visiting Germany in the Summer: Australian: Dude, can you turn the heater on? German: Why? It's 25c? Australian: I know, it's fuckin' cold.

My Austrian wife taught me to walk more and stop spending on taxis or gas. But the hiking part really blew my mind, they really love their hikes hahaha. I'm always like fuck that, i adapted enough, don't use taxis or cars anymore, but you can go on the hike without me hahaha. I still do most of the hikes at the end, but it's fascinating to me how common it is here. Nothing wrong with enjoying hikes, I was just surprised of how common it is. It's not a niche thing, it's a shit on of people that do it. To be fair, there are several outdoor activities where I come from that are not common here but very common there, so it's kinda the same thing.

You are amazing!!! It’s so much fun

I love your videos. They are so on point. 😂❤ (of course I live Germany in every piece. 🥰)

I love how when he calls the president and the planes fly overhead, the planes are actually Russian Su-27s, Su-30s, or Su-35s.

He's complaining about him wanting ice in his beer but perfectly fine with pouring a "Helles" in a "Weizen/Weißbier"-glass 😂 that's the worse crime in my opinion, as a bartender in Bavaria 😂

We need 3 part

3:02 out of all of these, the AC thing was the most spot-on. I can only remember one hotel I stayed in with AC. It was so bad on one trip I went to the local big-box hardware store (basically a copy of Home Depot) to buy a fan. Which, of course, served no useful purpose for me after my trip as it was 220V. 😅 Worse was that those without AC, also did not have screens over the windows, so I was constantly being eaten alive by mosquitoes. All of that actually made me wonder about Germany being a 1st-World country. All of the rest I was more than happy with. Very much enjoyed taking the S-Bahn from just outside my hotel back to the airport. I taught myself to open beer bottles without an opener (not with my teeth 😅).

I love your collaboration, this was unexpected. It was as good as the first one. Bringing "Democracy" always gets me.

4:27 "So what! I have democracy" literally killed me :D

Hello from Azerbaijan. We drink beer too. In the summer I keep the beer mugs in the freezer to keep the beer cold longer.

Thanks!

I actually plan on visiting Germany and this is all I need, thank you

Can't wait for part 3 😅

This is perfect oh man the guy from us is perfect yeah love it very good as usual thank you

5:36 trinkt sein arco helles ausm weißbierglas und regt sich über eiswürfel auf. genau mein humor. grüße aus bayern. (translation: don't mind about ice cubes when you are using the wrong glass anyways)

4:58 Never do that...

you two are a natural comedy duo!

Brilliant! 🎉

4:10 omg I couldn't agree with this more

'So what i have democracy' made me laugh so hard😂😂😂😂

Vielen Dank, ihr Beiden! Ich konnt so köstlich lachen. Ihr seid Spitze! Ja, ja, die lieben Amerikaner. Aber wenn sie's dann mal geschnallt haben, wie der Hase läuft, dann wollen sie auch nicht wieder heim - :-D

I love that it was ice in the beer that crossed the line.

Love that sense of humor. Give him another lager 6% beer. "If he dies, he dies" XD

exactly the same in the Czech Republic, Americans have still open eyes and mouths over these things,, super video

those are...Su30s..Russian jets at 2:50 xD

The way to open beer is literally every possible (and Impossible) way you can(t) think of

As a Russian who has been living in the US for some time, I can say there is not such a big difference between Russians and Americans

Ah yes Budweiser, nothing more American then naming your beer after a city in the Czech Republic with a really German name

recently discovered your channel thanks to Anja, your videos are fun and your english accent is so cute.

Budweiser in Europe likely gets you a Czech Budweiser, what you can buy in the US as Czechvar. Originally, the same family, but one went to the US and the other stayed behind. Czech Bud is better than US Budweiser, but I still prefer local brews when I’m in Germany.

You are so right about how is it normal to buy Russian oil and not American because it would be a lot more expensive, it wouldn't be environmental friendly and it is far away anyway. I just love how you presented Americans always feel the need to defend democracy and see Russians as some kind of villains which is ridiculous. So true.

What? As an American, I've never had an issue with portions in Germany. Depending on what kind of food it is, it's usually impossible for me to finish it or it's even still a little more than I would normally have for a meal. In the US I usually eat a third of the plate and end up with two meals at home if I go out.

Ice in beer in Germany is like ice in wine in France : unthinkable, a sacrilege 😉 No surprise they'd kick you out of the bar, restaurant or Biergarten !

I remember when I ordered my first large Coke here. I was SO shocked. It was the size of a bucket!!😂 I learned when I eat out here to ask for a box and I take half the meal home for lunch the next day. Great depiction, and so funny.

In the Sonoma County (North of San Fran) there is a river called Russian River tho.

I love how close to reality this gets. Also I'm pretty sure putting ice in beer is a cardinal sin in all non tropical countries.. don't even start me on Budweiser... Just don't

2:03 "Bad for the environment" when talking about oil 🧐...

The part about AC is accurate

You also forgot no ice! Lol.... these are great! You nail them! Oh and the shelf toilette, beds, closets, ohhhhhhh so many things!!! ha ha ha these are great!!!! Oh again, don't forget about the Radlers... Sprite in beer! XD

Man when I lived in Germany back in 2013. The amount of food was actually an opposite shocker. It was a lot more than what I expected for the price. So much schnitzel... Oh man do I miss driving on the autobahn.

2:29 We're going to play football, not handegg!

My dad was stationed in Germany from 1965 to 1967. I was 5, 6, and 7 years old while there. One day, I was twirling around in a little "whirlwind" next to the army post fence as little pieces of trash were lifted in the air by it. I watched a piece of trash flutter over the fence and land on the ground and then a little old German lady with a little "spear" stabbed it up and put it in a bag she was using to collect the trash along her side of the fence. That left a lifelong impression on me - don't litter. The shoulders of the roads over there at that time were spotless.

I'm from Nick Alfieri's hometown of Portland, Oregon, U.S.A., where nobody puts catsup or hot sauce or ranch-style salad dressing on a pasta and beef stroganoff dish! We put creamy sauce on it similar to Hollandaise sauce for filet mignon. "Hamburger Helper: Stroganoff" is a cheap brand of pasta with a sauce packet of pale creamy sauce similar to Hollandaise sauce that comes in a box to be mixed with fresh ground beef. Many Oregonians make "Hamburger Helper: Stroganoff" if they are in a hurry or lazy or broke. Nick is a bachelor, so he doesn't know how to properly take care of himself. Other women from his hometown like myself would also laugh at the way he eats.

Germany: "We have like 2 months of summer here in Germany" Finland: "We have like 2 weeks of summer here in Finland"

the saddest point in my entire life as an American was when I was on a cruise and ordered a large plate of fries and they brought me the small from McDonalds

Amazing!!

1:44 We've got more democracy here than you do...