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Yes. When my two younger brothers and I were at church, some jackass kept sticking a sticky not on my younger-younger brother that said “f*** you”. My older-younger brother and I watched the younger constantly and told him we would take him to the teachers after we took him down if we caught him. We never caught him, and he pinned a total of three notes before corona hit. The teacher’s attention was brought to the situation, however and he said ‘do what you have to do.’ Damn I hated that kid with a passion
Here’s my story: Yesterday a 14 year old girl started a fight with me, (I’m 11) she kicked me down, started punching me while I scratched her legs, kicked her stomach and pulled her hair. I tried to get up but she kicked me again and punched me in the throat. My friends come and get her to leave and bring me to my house. My mam (mom, mum, whatever you like to call her) walked out and embarrassed her in front of everyone. This is where it gets good. My mam is friends with a lot of travelers and people that you don’t wanna mess with. She tells them what happened. She’s also friends with a woman who has like, 20 something year old sons with a lot of friends. She tells them what happened. Lastly, I have two friends coming over today. (18 and 16) Who have been MMA fighters with me for 5 years. I’ll be updating on what happens next.
I LOVE how so many of these stories revolve around little old men who just stand there, smile, and giggle. "Of course I don't want any trouble, Sir, I'm just a little old man!"
Bully : *Bullies the quiet kid* Quiet Kid : *Doesn't care* Bully : *Says something about his parents* Quiet Kid : *Say a word again and your head will be with the birds*
When some kid at my old school thought he was the strongest, he never won any of our fights because every time he started losing, he’d back up behind his two buddies
A boy in 6th grade bullied me and my friends relentlessly, so the last day of school we planned our revenge and jumped on him in the bathroom when the school was about emptied out, and locked the door. There were 5 of us so we could hold him down, tilt his head up and hold his mouth open. When we went in there, we all had full bladders. When we left, our bladders were empty and his stomach was full.
This is my favorite story. 6'5" drunk friend wanted to spar with me (5'8" female) I said no for 30-45 minutes while he stumbled around causing issues for our friends (but to be fair, they got him drunk and knew how he got) he popped me in the back on a floating rib (I found out 3 days later he had popped it under the next rib and it broke when I coughed 3 days later while laying down... it still feels weird) He did know I sparred every day with my best friend, a 5'8" dude with insane skinny athletic guy strength, but he didn't know at the little punching machine at the bar I could hit for 879 (guy's average low 900's, women 5-700's) I threw myself at him, caught him by the wrist, twisted it so he couldn't use it to defend or extend it to get me away without breaking something (plus it was his strong arm), and delivered 5-10 hooks in the face while he tried to protect with the other (I was nice and avoided his eye's nose and mouth but i was seeing RED, you do NOT hit someone in the back, you do NOT harass someone to spar, and you NEVER spar drunk) he didn't even have time to defend himself until he collapsed on the floor in front of 6 of his friends muttering curses at me. everyone just stared wide eye'd not wanting to interfere seeing as I had it handled. I went to my bf who was sleeping through the drama, slammed the door, told him I beat up his friend. He was just annoyed that I woke him up for that when he saw I wasn't hurt, i sat quietly trying to calm down so I could sleep as i had never been in a fight aside from forcefully breaking them up (although, fight was a strong word for what that was as i never got hit). the dip shit started banging on the door 30 minutes later asking for more (bf was trying to sleep so he could go to work in 4 hours btw). literally he wanted a rematch and I said "I'm not fighting you again, fuck off because I won't be gentle this time" and he said "please sir can i have another?" while forcefully holding my door open with his body, being really obnoxious and invasive, I had to drag him down the hall by the throat and throw him into the friend who got him drunk (easy because he wasn't very stable), telling him to keep him the fuck away from my room before i killed him. I think I scared the roommates and friends though because three of them immediately jumped to distract him from me and roommate 1 promised to keep him away. I heard them talk him down and physically stop him from coming down the hall multiple times that night while the adrenaline refused to stop. I think I gained a ton of respect after that because no one ever squared up against me after that and they were all really cautious around me for a few days, of course no one had ever pushed me that far before or since, the 45 minutes of getting in my space, chest bumping into me, general harassment, annoyance, the fact that I was getting sick, crashing into our sweetest friend who was making everyone dinner that night and other reasons all lead to it. He went back to visit his family with a black eye (I got a lot of temple and cheek hits in) and an egg the size of a jaw breaker on his eyebrow the next day. by the time he came back EVERYONE in town knew what happened. including our co workers (I got him that job) who never let him live it down. Of course when my rib broke my fiance went from not caring and just being annoyed to wanting to beat his ass (I had never seen him angry before that) and I'm pretty sure if i hadn't already beaten him to a pulp I wouldn't have been able to talk him down from following through, I kept telling him I already beat his ass for it retroactively and that calmed him down. He was a good sport though. a couple of months ago he got blackout drunk again while visiting and started acting aggressive while standing in our doorway so we couldn't even get out of the situation (we were trying to go to bed to avoid him but he opened the door before we locked it) he squared up to my fiance who was frustrated but still in control (who was my bf for the first story) and I squared up to him. he hesitated then and backed off a bit I'm certain he remembered from the side eye he gave me, but if he had hit either of us, fiance and I would have put him down like a sick dog, we are very protective of each other, me from my childhood and fiance because protecting me and holding doors are just about the only "man" roles he does, but I think we silently agreed he would only step in if I was in actual danger. He freaked out so badly he almost tried to run out of the house saying he was in danger and we were going to hurt him, how he wasn't safe (even though we had calmed down and gone back to our usual if not VERY stressed out selves after he backed off from us (maybe a psychotic break?)But decided bed was a bad move in case he ended up breaking our expensive computer's or hurting the cat (He was so bad off we didn't trust him with our cat! and he loves animals!) we aren't violent people I don't think either of us have been in a real fight, but when we do get pushed that far we are both, very, frightening. I know my fiance is a big and strong guy who did martial arts and learned to box but he never fought anyone it was all theoretical practice (punching bags, drills etc) And I sparred for 3 years but it was practical and never an actual fight, it was all training because my best friend loves me and doesn't want me to get hurt if I end up in a situation like that. I never actually got into it with anyone except that one night and again, i never got hit, it wasn't a fight. I know i'm a glass cannon, I felt the only way to make him stop would be to give him what he wanted, but if he got a hit in I would end up in an ambulance so I did what my best friend taught me to defend myself, and never gave him a chance until I knew he was too dazed and injured to swing and then immediately leave the situation. I found out recently I actually have ptsd from my childhood and the way he was needling me was very similar to how my brother would harass me before beating me up, how my sister would try to intimidate me, including on the occasion she choked me until I had nearly blacked out, with his body language etc, and the couple of times my mom cornered me and hit me (which is all the times i disagreed with or questioned her decisions) felt exactly like how he was acting to me, cornering me, looming, he had a similar body build to brother and sister, etc even if the words were different, I'm not saying it had anything to do with it, but I wonder if it might have because i'd never felt rage or the fight response like that. After the last one, i'm not sure we are really friends. It's one thing to drunkenly harass someone and be too far gone to control yourself or realize what an ass you're being, but while we still talk i've distanced myself and he's lost the privilege of my help or hospitality in his life, the things he said and the way he acted. I won't be friends with someone I can't trust. I avoid drama, he was the exception I made because I care about the turd, but he's chosen to do things that are messing with his head and his character. Booze changes people and he chose the booze over us or himself.
I once play super smash against my cousin and he clapped me. Three years later he only beat me once and that was only because my dad kept calling me and he wouldn't stop fighting me
I like how kids always get suspended from school when they defend themselves or their siblings. I know schools aren't supposed to encourage violence but these teachers act like they wouldn't do the same lol.
Is bullying really this extreme? I come from Texas, and in my 12 years of school, the most I've ever encountered was a small tussle and maybe some derogatory remarks.
well there was this one kinda nerdy kid in our school and a week after joining 3 of the tough guys decided they wanted to beat him up. What they didnt know was that his dad trained ufc and he absolutely fucked up all 3 of them
Dude, the one of the rich prick on the homeless dude sounded so weird at first. I was reading it, just listening. And I heard something i didn't wanna hear
Violet : or say the wrong thing to a little wolf grape named violet!hint hint,the wolf grape is talking about the wolf grape which means I'm the wolf grape
I tried gettin this on reddit but no one noticed it this is the only one gang fight I have gotten into So I'm in 10th grade and there is a guy who is alot bigger than most people I am kind of average and keep in mind I'm an old school hip hop fan and like the group wu tang clan I named my class group after it so he pushed me while I was walking and didn't realise just how many I had in my group about 6-7 people including me so I pushed him back and the teachers came over and he told me to meet him after school and if I don't I'm a pu$$y so being the hothead i am I got real angry I thought I would go alone but this guy was like 6 feet and I was about 5'7 so we meet after school surrounded by almost about 1/4th of the school and my group in the crowd too so this guy in my group has his home near the school and he goes home and brings a speaker to play wu tang clan and cut to us beating his ass while wu tang clan ain't nuthin to f with plays on the speaker I had the time of my life we literally gained street cred after that nobody fd with us
Why do I think this quote is from StarWars when mace windu tries to arrest Palpitine/Sheeve Palpitine/Emperor/Senate/Supreme chancellor/Darth sidious WHATEVER YOU CALL HIM HE HAS SO MUCH NAMES
I accidentally made a joke about a kid's dad in middle school I remember being halfway through the joke then blinking and being on the floor with blood in my mouth I later apologized and we're friends to this day ... I still feel like a dick for making a joke about it though
That’s almost always the only way to deal with a bully, reminds me of a story. So my friend had a bully, and he always bullied him, but I never saw. One day me and friend are talking to each other on the way to school, and bully says something, and I tell him to leave him alone. So, bully does the only reasonable thing that comes to his pea brained mind. He rams into me, and we’re both fighting. Hitting, hair pulling, the whole thing. So a teacher sends us to the principal and we both go on opposite sides of the office. She has us sit at a table and explain what happened. Apparently he had already bullied friend multiple times and he got suspended and an email to his parents. I thought mine would to, but I learned they did not when I told them a year or so later. My only regret? Not kicking that crapcan in the balls.
It still annoys me that bullies get away with bullying, but whenever the victim fights back out of self-defense, the victim is the one who gets in trouble. No wonder there are still bullies.
Hate the fact they just make them write an apology, just do a handshake and say sorry, or just telling them to not do it again instead of flat out expulsion or suspension for a whole year or more
@@justanormaljugofmilkonthei2439 They did that with my bully in elementary school (they told him to not do it again). Eventually my teacher got tired of my complaints, but instead of finally confronting my bully, she confronted me. She wanted me to stop complaining so much. That still annoys me when I think about it.
Schools always fucked one of the rules especially about bullying. Every school doesnt care about bullying thinls isnt big of the deal while parents pays the tuition and rain moneys while teachers dont give a f about it this is why the reasons i hate school, good thing the school im in is bullying free
Yes, however it's like that in the outside world too. Gangs and other criminals get to pick on other people, buy if you retaliate, it's often you that will get in legal trouble.
Bully: *slams girls head into a locker possibly giving her a concussion* School: that's fine Girls beef cake brothers: *throws bully like a rag doll* School: aight that ain't cool
Schools don’t care about children’s feelings or well being. They care about money, and if a child is a liability, that makes it difficult to make money.
Maybe some teacher/employee saw the brothers beat the guy but not the girl getting beaten, and even if not, as I said that was the "big" crime, ie more people saw it and more people knew about it, so its harder for them to turn a blind eye to it. Imagine a situation, they find out that the guy got beaten since say he complained and they hear rumors that these 3 brothers beat him, and when questioned they confess that they did so, the only proof that the girl got beaten is their and the girl's word. That is unfair, but logical in a kind of way as school will do something only if forced to, usually there is a policy that violence doesn't justify violence, and there is way less proof that first event occured, and much more evidence for the second event.
If the teacher's gonna send you to the principal anyways and is clearly being a total bitch to you, might as well make that trip to the office worth it by also decking the teacher.
That one skyrim story, i was like: this familiar, this is really familiar, ,"turns into werewolf", yep, skyrim. One of the best and most broken games ever.
I'm an Autistic adult who got bullied like HELL as a kid before having enough and deciding to take the fight right to my aggressors. I dealt with some of them physically, but it often felt satisfying to mess with their heads - finding their psychological weaknesses and then exploiting them. Sometimes manipulating others against them. Sometimes getting their victims to coalesce and stand up to them. Or sometimes just intimidating the fuck outta them. Either way, it worked and I don't regret it.
@@justanormalytber4850 Most of the time, yes. Getting revenge can actually be amazing for your mental health, and oftentimes they and others who witness the retaliation or hear about it get the message not to fuck with me.
Mia Smith she most likely did like ten different martial arts after school and hunted criminals at night. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was actually true.
@Mia Smith As a Vietnamese guy, I can tell you that anyone who is capable of studying abroad are either rich & spoiled kids or those who have been through a lot in their life back in their home country. I can't say for everyone in my country, but for those from South Vietnam like me, when we are in a different country, we stick to one simple philosophy: "You don't fuck with me and I don't fuck with you".
One when I was in 5th grade, these like grade 8’s convinced one of their younger brothers(maybe grade 3-4ish?) to go and fight me. I see this kid straight on charging me and I’m like “ok then”. Pin this kid in like 3 seconds. Hes thrashing and saying “let me go!!” And since i dont want this confrontation I let him go. He straight up tries to kick but, in another 3 seconds, I pin him again. Then I just walk away. Fast forward 15min, this kid is crying and walking into the building with the grade 8’s and I’m beating up another kid...... At magic the gathering!
Yeah I fought a much bigger kid and I ended up losing a little but he never fought back again and so did his friends cus he knew I had balls (this was pretty long ago)
@@Ni-boo god I loathe that mentality, so because I'm defending myself from harassment, psychological torture and probably physical assault I'm as bad as they are? I call Bullshit.
My dad was a pretty tough guy even when he was younger, and he told me these stories about how when he joined band everyone loved him because now nobody would pick on them because he was there.
"No one picks on my brother but me." AMEN. I have 3 brothers and 1 sister, (I'm second oldest, have 1 brother who's older), and we pick on each other a LOT. I know for a fact that even if I'm really mad at my sibling, I'll still defend them.
I same with you buddy ever thou my sister got everything while I not. She may be an assole sometime but she still a sister I helped my parents raise on.
As an older brother I can relate with you, picking on siblings is like a little bond, but if someone else does it, its disrepectful if they mean it to offend or hurt someone.
When we were kids, my brother had these two basketball coaches who were Japanese. They were brothers, and they had a sister. It was common knowledge to us, that they came from a Karate family. But apparently, 30 years before they told us this story it wasn't. When they were in school, some dude tried to steal the sister's wallet out of her purse. She snatched it out of his hands and said something to the effect of "meet me behind the gym after school". Dude thinks it's a joke and gives a sarcastic "Ooookaaay". "I'm going to fuck you up behind that gym. If you don't there, when I find you, I'm gonna fuck you up even worse." Dude wasn't behind the gym. The three siblings catch up with him at the bowling alley later that week. She walks up to him infront of everybody and says, "didn't I tell you to meet me behind the gym?" He says "I'm not fighting a girl, and besides, the second I lay a hand on you, your brothers here are going to jump me". They look at him weird and one if them says "That's not why we're here." Dude says, "Why are you here?" . "To make sure she doesn't go to jail for killing you." "It doesn't matter what you want. She came to fight you, so you can try and defend yourself, or you can just get your ass whipped." She beat that dude's ass out the door and into the street, and it did indeed take both if her brothers to pull her off of him. At this point, only one of the brothers has been telling us this story. The other one is approaching the storytime huddle and sees the looks on our faces. "What's going on?" "Hey, do you remember when that dude stole Cheryl's wallet?" "😳Holy fuck😉" "So your sister is the best fighter out of all of you?" "I don't know about the BEST but, if you piss her off, that bitch is fucking psyyyychooooo." "What's you just say about me?" And we all scattered.
Makes me think about this one guy I hated/knew 8 years ago. he bullied everyone. But the moment we raised our voices, or fought back, he cried to his 3 older brothers to come to school, And kick our asses. The point is: i'm not sure what would be so smart that 3 adult men above the age 22+ come to beat up teenagers the age 13-16 ...
Story time: In kindergarten, I was always mean to this one girl for some reason. I wasn't spoiled or anything like that, im not poor nor rich, just adverage. But I was a asshole for some reason.. So I picked on her for like half of kindergarten. But one day I saw her getting bullied by this boy at recess so I went over there and punched him in the mouth. We became best friends until i moved away in 2nd grade. i remember her name was Mila and she was Serbian.. I also remember she was obsessed with Hello Kitty for some reason. Oh, and she had black hair cut into a bob that was wavy, a lighter skin tone and i think freckles. We were also best friends with a short Latina (?) girl named Natalie.. Im in 9th grade now and i honestly miss them so much and hope they are doing well. They were the first best friends I ever had.
School: “Don’t just stand there, stand up against bullies” Also school: “Ok so um you’re getting detention because you were fighting a innocent student.”
Literally had no indication or clue about any of this until I read “Killing you will make for an excellent story” and I heard her voice in the exact same way she said it in game and I got pissed, realizing it was fucking skyrim.
@@jasonrandom372 By turning this house into a funeral pyre.I've got a burning ambition,and the last of the gas on this match with this thatch says *ITS TIME FOR IGNITION*
I realized a ways in that it was going to be one of THOSE stories, but I was having trouble placing the reference. At one point I thought it was a reference to the Couple's Mask sidequest from Zelda: Majora's Mask, but nope. (I wish I could remember how to initiate that sidequest...)
@@SonicLoverDS I think it is talking with the major's wife on the first day as human link, getting Kafei's mask and then using that talking to the inn girl with it.
@@jumpyhawk3401 I got it when they said something about going in the big room and not knowing where to go. In my defense, I've not played Skyrim in a little over a year, and I've not done that quest line in almost 3 years.
My Story: I was in 2nd grade when this happened. I was close friends with a girl who had hearing aids (she and I would called them "ears"), she was very self-conscious of them and would get visibly uncomfortable if someone asked or talked about them. we were taking naps and this 4th grade boy decided to steal my friends hearing aids. I never slept during naptime so I got up, walked up to him, and demanded he give them to me so I could return them. he kept saying no and would tease me by running away from me and to come and get them from him, my mom said that he probably assumed he could take down a 2nd grader without a problem. eventually he stopped in front of me and I asked again, he said no once more. My mother says that I had apparently broken his nose along with giving him several bruises on his stomach and chest, resulting in a principal office visit and a week-long suspension. the school demanded my mom punish me, she didn't and told them "he shouldn't have taken them". I may have not gotten my fathers red hair but I damn well got his red-head temper.
I remember hearing about how someone tried to mug Chuck Norris. The guy assumed that all that fighting Chuck did was just acting. It wasn’t, and ended the way you’d think it would
Kyle Fratini He wrote about the mugging in his autobiography “Against All Odds,” but you can also find articles about it online. And correction: there were TWO muggers, and they both ended up with compound fractures in their arms (bone broken through the skin)
A few years ago, there was a boy in my High School named Micheal. He was a little quiet, had straight A’s, and had a boyfriend. So, anyways, around our Junior year, me, Micheal, and another friend were walking to our Improv Class when a bully walked up to us. This bully is the living reincarnation of a Chad. So anyways, he walks up towards us and starts talking smack to us. Then he turns to Micheal and says something extremely offensive about being gay. He didn’t say the F-slur, but he was really offensive. Micheal just calmly walked up, reaches into his book bag, pulls out ‘War And Peace’, and smacked the bully right in the face. Micheal got two months of detention, but he said he doesn’t regret it. We’ve stayed friends for years, and I got to be bridesmaid at his wedding. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.
“Mutha fucka turns into a whole ass werewolf!“ I thought it’d be gta San Andreas or Saints Row but this line made me realize it was Skyrim and I couldn’t breathe for a bit.
I remember once getting my sister to leave school and saw her crying I kept asking what it was until the little fuc#$@^ showed up. She then decided to speak out of fear and said he was bullying her. Then something just snapped in me. I never usually get in any fight unless necessary since I'm a quiet kid (I was 2 years older than him) and then just started to beat the fu*$ out of him until I got him on the ground and realized his nose is bleeding badly and then told him "do this again moth&# fuc$#^ and see what happens". he never spoke to my sister again and never saw my sister cry after that.
When I entered Highschool, I've been bullied by some fat douchebag. Luckily I had my sister (who was in the same school but a few years older) that was very popular and all the guys that were trying to befriend her went to beat up the bully and be the "lil' brother's savior". That was kind of funny to me because the bully acted like a ghost for the rest of the year !
Thats why i dont drink. The only time i ever had alcohol i only had a mouthful at most and got so drunk i found out later that i tried to fight a random person. The only reason i wasnt put in hospital was because the people i was there with dragged me away and took me home.
I mean to be honest, you shouldn't use a chair; at least if youre gonna go for the head... that's bonkers that's gonna ruin maybe your life and someone else's
Me : a skinny Harry Potter obbsessed nerd my brother : a hockey player who plays 3 times a week and is ripped Also me : *gets hit* my bro A R E Y O U S U R E A B O U T T H A T
9:06 i can just imagine mama Getting into battle mode, her muscles and body growing Like in cartoons, talking in aggressive heavy metal, male voice, shoving your roommate into the wall and then just returning to normal hippy state, her body Getting smaller and started giggling in little girl voice and Said some hippy stereotype Like “your aura is so dirty and damaged” or “peace is the only clean path” or something Like that
I have a similar story So my brother passed away some time ago and it hurt me so much I got depression and anxiety because of it. So then this random kid starts kicking me in my shin for no reason and I confronted him about it and I think I must of pissed him off because he said "No wonder your brother left you" he was talking about my brother so I got pissed and I'm not the type to fight but I threw that asshole to the wall and held him by his shirt I was going to punch him but then I stopped I was still pissed but I let him off with a warning "if you ever talk about my brother like that you would be out cold." He shut up since Edit: why am i reciving so much hate what did i do? All i did was post a comment. Now people are saying im full of shit. Im fucking done. I wanted to share my story about my brother and some kid and i got hate. Jeez. Also thank you for the support some of you are nice and some of you even shared your story so yea.
You are an alpha male, I too have anxiety and Depression, I also have Autism, Tourettes and ADHD, and I can relate to you how much it hurt to loose a family member, I lost my very friendly uncle due to old age not long ago, and I hope you'll feel better soon.
there is no real winning in a fight with a person in a wheelchair. either you win the fight and become the person who beat the guy in a wheelchair, or you lose the fight and become the person who lost to someone i a wheelchair. neither are good things to be
Before you beat up the wheel chair pearson you need to have a record. So when you get to your intended target you're just the guy that beats people up Stonks
Alfred Chan well, Ray, but either you’re shamed because you beat up someone in a fucking wheelchair, or you stand down and everyone ridicules you for standing down from a fight against someone with a fucking wheelchair.
