when the $10 youtube poop outsells call of duty 

Fun fact: When the Hygroderes (the slime thing) kills you, it dissolves your body but not the suit. If you look closely at the corpse you can actually see that the gloves and other parts are hollow. However this is implied to still have a value of 5 credits, which means that us *employees* are not worth 5 credits, but the *suits* are. We are worth even less than we thought.

“Indie shitstorms that don’t take themselves seriously” has to be one of my favorite genres of gaming

*Hands a Loot Bug a gun.* "Go. Do a crime." "YIPPEE!"

There’s something wholesome about giving a giant bug a piece of trash and it’ll skip away while shouting a gleeful “YIPEEE!” that just makes you briefly forget you’re stuck on an alien moon collecting trash while your employer values you even less than the mass-produced standard-issued suit you are wearing.

Lethal Company Job Listing: No intelligence required.

"Im just gonna yap about this for 40 minutes" Shit chief, thats all you had to say

Fun fact: the credits for the bodies is actually the cost for the suit. One of the monsters (I forgot which but I think it’s the hydrogere) takes your corpse and only leaves the suit; which still sells for that five. We are worth nothing to the Company.

Random lore facts: - Brackens and Forest giants are related via DNA. - The company building is built to "Contain" the creature within it. - Almost all the monsters are related to earth creatures. It's said a ship went across the moons, throwing animals on them, and they "evolved rapidly". - Via lore logs by a character named Sigurd, we learn the company has been doing this since the 1960's. - As explained by the Old Bird and hinted by Coil-Head bestiary, there's been wars on the moons before.

BAJUR YOURE LIKE HALF A YEAR LATE

21:59 coilheads CHOOSE not to move when looked at. they can move with LOS, but, according to game lore, don't because they feel like it.

28:48 >eats toilet >refuses to elaborate further >leaves

13:45 this is why i love this game for the imersion cuz not only do you feel those alone feelings like he mentioned, but when someone dies, it feels like they died and checking on them is even worse

29:08 “this one item suddenly makes every crewmate more dangerous than a police officer hearing a falling acorn” 💀 🌳🔫

Forgot to mention the best thing about the game; enabling Arachnophobia Mode replaces the spider enemy with a giant 3D text of just "SPIDER" with mandibles attached.

for how chaotic badger's group is, he usually is very informative. His content can be dubbed fun-duction

That's funny how you modded the Bracken into Freddy Fazbear. Also the AI behind how Brackens work is surprisingly good. Brackens are intelligent beings.

28:47 >Comes inside >Says "nUh-Uh'' >Eats toilet >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves

17:15 1 wake up 2 salute the flag 3 take a shit 4 get out of bed Bro I was crying on the floor, this shit not allowed to be this funny

22:59 what makes it worse is everyone in that room is dead, because you can hear the Jester rushing to that room at top speed.

"Alright...S...E..." *flashbang goes off for 3 frames* *ad plays* Best video ever

33:19 *dogs who live in a loving home with plenty of food & water, veterinary care, and love when the door is open for 0.00000000001 seconds*

21:57 lore-wise, the Coilhead actually can move when you look at it. It’s a behavioral trait, not a biological/physical one, which explains why sometimes you can catch them twitching

From my experience with this game: - Flashlights can be an optional thing once you get settled into the routine, they're still practically essential for the gap jumps in the facility tileset, but in the mansion tileset you can do just fine without one; your scanner can get you all the visual info you need! In theory - Generally radios are best used for one-to-one comms, helps keep the line clear for relaying info between teams and/or the terminal operator - Flashbangs _can_ set off landmines! I'd personally suggest using the bang as intended first, the shell is left behind unlike the homemade version and you can use the shell for setting off mines - Inverse teleporters come with an extra caveat that _they have no safeguards,_ you will be dumped just, somewhere without guarantee for safety nor a way to exit (I've been inversed behind a locked door plenty of times); I personally love the thrill but please have someone stay behind or go in normally in the off-chance something goes wrong - (Credit to I think alter ego for making a video noting this) Hoarding bugs will still get pissed if you take what they already "claimed", even if you try to do the funni Indiana Jones thing, but you _can_ get some use out of keeping them alive since they'll be like an extra pair of hands lookin for stuff - I have accidentally clipped someone via collateral with a shotgun blast before in the process of expediting someone's deathwish, like he was a solid 45 degrees from the direction I was facing and I was aiming into the ship wall to AVOID COLLATERAL, we were all laughing about it

7:13 "Let's get down to serious business" **Dudes laughing their asses off about metal pipe sound**

What's even better about the proximity chat and feeling alone is the horror movie-level moments you can have. One of the reasons the Bracken is one of the favorite monsters in the game is because you and your buddy can just be going along, you look at him and then turn away for two seconds, you hear a crack, and now you are completely alone because the Bracken just dragged him away and he didn't even get to warn you. Or you go through a door, you hear your friend gasp and then cut off, so you go back into the room and there's just his flashlight and a trail of blood.

one of my favorite mods is the doppleganger mod. it allows monsters to sometimes mimic the player voices. which is extra hilarious when springhead says "ya im looking at him" in your friends voice so you turn around.

at 31:33 whoever shot that man pulled a general shepherd "Good, that's one less loose end."

Fun thing I learned about polyester blends is that if you use sublimation on it, it'll only absorb into the polyester and wash out of the cotton. It automagically gives it the "retro" faded look and stays that way forever.

“Wake up bae Russian badger made a new video”

Lethal company vs COD is the perfect form of a David vs Goliath situation

21:34 ahhh so glorified SCP 939

“FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR 2 MONTHS!”-version of the fish from SpongeBob that wants chocolate

I love that over the years, as Badger’s videos get more chaotic and incomprehensible, Badger’s demeanor and tone when talking in the videos has gone down to the point where he sounds like he’s giving a lecture.

1:08 the name is helden electronics, you can see it on the boot up screen, and some parts of the terminal.

For the shotgun, always remember the first rule of gun safety: ALWAYS have fun

12:44 "YEAH NOT SO FUNNY NOW ARE YOU?" the way it basically when dead silent was damn hilarious

"Is there a loaf alive in here?" *Stares intently at the body* "That answers my question"

7:50 *ALIEN BEANS* MAKE THEM SUPPER

22:24 a RU-vid add at this timestamp for tiktok showed a dude answering his own question of "what's something you unintentionally taught your pets?" & shot contents of canned whipped cream in his mouth, which summoned the four familiars: his pet cat came mewling & his three dogs came... Jus'... Staring. Staring at his soul. IDK if it's the cream they learned was so good, or if it's the propellant-accelerant they learned that makes you happily trip such incomprehensible triangle shaped balls it makes Old Ones become permanently SWAWSless, but it was cutely disturbing to watch. Now I'm having second thoughts about if I shouldn't return tikkytokkytrashtopia bc of these oftentimes unusual & even disturbed shorts...

Fun fact: the guy who made lethal company was a roblox dev before he started working on lethal company

33:18 bro yelling “world star” as he bolts into the abyss perfectly encapsulates lethal company.

I love just letting RU-vid constantly stream Badger videos while I'm doing Pre-Calc and Trig. Getting an absolute banger of a laugh while doing absolutely ridiculous big Boi numbers. Love it. Keep up the good work my dude.

The reason the jingle from the item rocket works so well is actually really cool. The melody is at a higher pitch, which tends to be at least perceived as louder, the lower part can travel farther and through walls better, the percussive clapping allows it to be more attention grabbing, and the synthetic quality gives it an edge that makes it more distinct than most traditional instruments can be in a similar setting.

9:17 Every picture of Badger looks like that one uncle at the family reunion that you have no clue how you related to them.

so few things, 1) you don't need to type "route" just type the place you wanna go, and it will assume thats what you want, 2) standing too close to the slot doesn't trigger the dealer to kill you, once the slot opens, any loud sound will set him off; ringing the bell, honking the horn, etc... have fun trolling your friends with the horn.

i love badger videos because its just like "wow this is a long intro" and then the video ends.

Just jow discovered this channel, and that and the advert for the hoodies was genuinely one of the best parts of this video imo

5:03 was so hilarious like the aggressive posture of bing the zoom in on his face and how his audio is quiet in the distance, but as he gets closer, the audio spikes up the moment he says "FUCKS PULLED THE BATTERY"

The best part about coil heads is that their sight is based on their groin, so if you don't have direct eyesight of that pelvis, they immediately start running

3 frames of pasta getting erased by a landmine is too funny

badger you have single handedly made my life better through and through, and even just a bit ago i watched one of your videos so i didnt have to think about life because im not successful currently thank you and keep it up

That "oh God that spider has opposable thumbs" comment from twitch chat was a quote from Woops when he played this, during the discovery that loot bugs can open doors. The exact quote was "Close the door! *Bug opens door* AHHH IT HAS OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!"

The Among us astronaut running and screaming "FREDDY FAZBEAR" immediately followed by the "crushing demands of capitalism" line is what truly completes a Russian Badger vid.

love the New vegas Benny reference. Was hooked on fallout but after your NV video I started playing NV and it is amazing

Goddammit badger, I friggin love your content! This was one million percent what I needed today. Keep up the amazing work and Imma buy a hoodie when I can. You definitely deserve it, these vids are the best. Big ups, ttfn.

Fun fact: 2x4s are actually made slightly smaller than 2" by 4". They are meant to be 1/4" shorter than what is listed, but some can come in the 1.5" by 3.5". So technically, Menards 2x4s are still 2x4s lol

I used to think Badger hand animated everything but realizing he does mocap makes a lot more sense why he always stands with T-Rex arms and sways back and forth constantly

Thanks brother. Your videos are so hilarious and filled to the brim with memes, they made my day. These days I have been quite sad and grumpy but your videos are making me forget this sadness. Totally thanks man...

Dude Zeekerss probably went on youtube for the first time after working on this game for months and probably almost had a stroke.

22:57 That is easily the funniest cut scream I've ever heard in my life. Combined with Badger laughing so hard , his voice starts cracking.

"When you say something and don't hear anything back, it is haunting". Try playing the Skinwalker mod and hearing someone you know is dead talk back.

I did not expect to genuinely enjoy this game. I assumed that it would be another case of a game that's only enjoyable to watch videos about because the people playing it are funny, but a friend literally bought the game for me to get me to play it so I gave it a shot. This shit is genuinely a blast to play with friends and 90% of the reason is the proximity chat. 10/10 give every single game this style of proximity based comms

The game deserves all the praise and I love videos like this

A Monster Fun Fact: The Giant Worm will attempt to take a "Lead" on a player in order to emerge where the Worm "Expects" you to be. So when you see the rumbling and ground shaking, the Worm will actually emerge ahead of you, anticipating you to keep moving in that direction. so pulling a 180 and running as fast as you can the other way, will save your life, as once the worm starts to lead you, it commits to that attack. Also the Worm can devour any monster that it catches, including eyeless Dogs, and even the Forest keeper, and funnily enough if you happen to be caught by a Forest keeper, and a worm emerges underneath the Keeper, it will eat the keeper and forces the keeper to drop you, but you will NOT be Eaten along with the keeper. So if your Lucky, the Giant Graboid could save you from a keeper.

It's truly amazing how well Badger's and Lythero's friend groups seem mesh with each other and it all started with Gary and Heavenly and the MvC 3 video.

2:05 You don't need to run faster than the monster. You only need to run faster than your friends.

I love Badger and his videos bro, I was dying laughing at the among us guy at the beginning

31:00 "Only I can see her and-" "So what you're saying is the Monster is in your head?" *takes aim*

32:54 "Comically Large Spoon when?" Lethal Company edition

This video made me cry and laugh while acknowledging the tradesmen all at the same time.

I’m happy I watched this when I did, just copped all the merch. Thank you Badger

5:04 Master Chief coming over the hill yelling "Which one of you fucks pulled the battery" is a highlight of my week.

16:45 ok but Carhartt stuff is genuinely great. I've legitimately been saved from serious injury because I was wearing it (sheet metal slid across my arm, barely cut the jacket, very much cut the gloves when I caught it immediately afterwards, jacket was Carhartt, gloves were generic)

as a hvac worker you are now given permission to wear a carharte jacket

Lethal company is just what me and my friends are gonna get stuck in if quick travel to other planets is invented in our lifetime

27:22 I haven't been this genuinely unsettled by a 3D animation since Animal Planet's The Most Extreme... haunting levels of fear. Excellent work. Stay Gold!

Incredibly polite of Bracken to wait for Badger to finish recording the video, even looked like he was helping.

First time watching one of your videos, and I must just say that the editing is amazing as well as the story telling.

The fact that he said the clothing ad 0:58 would be like 8 minutes in but it was in fact 7 minutes and 35 seconds later makes me happy for whatever reason 8:19

Standard Lethal Company: You are little guy looking for thing to take and or die a lot Lethal Company with modded lobby: You're still gonna die but you now have meat shields and extra dps

I think one of my favorite clips that wasn't featured was when Badger used the sign mod when he thought other people were around, wrote "what is stimming?", turned around and the bracken was right behind him

4:50 and a target pinned on your back by all enemies… I think.

I can already tell that this year's "best of russianbadger" is gonna be fucking great

Lethal Company is what happens when TF2 has a meth-fueled one night stand with SCP.

okay but @15:44 the way I "make things fun" is by every time I see a mask, I attempt to try to get someone in the lobby to tell me (in some variation of) to put it on, and CHAOS will ensue, I love this game.

in one of your old battlefield 4 videos where you showed off the 410 jury secret reload I found where the the fifth shell went when it gets flicked away, it flys off the left side of the screen and comes back on the right side and straight into the gun

I dont play many scary games but this is the only thing EVER game/irl that legit made me scream it had me making noises i didnt know were possible

One thing I love is the art syle Its super gritty and dirty yet whacky and simplistic Makes each funny/scary interaction have even more intensity behind it

33:09 I love this specifically, I love the fact there's gameplay in the background, the 3D models, *and* the text on screen. Lowkey feels like pre-suit badger.

The constant screams of betrayal and terror throughout this video have left me in a state of absolute hysteria.

I was messing around in sfm and found that blue barrel at 45° angle corner of lid facing towards (victim) ragdoll brings great results

17:36 It actually starts at 8am, but every second irl is a minute in game, so that's why by the time you get out and the clock pops up, it's 8:02am

21:55 just to correct this, they CAN move when you're looking at them they just don't as a sort of sadistic game they're playing with you. If they don't notice you but you can see them they will move.

22:00 I always wanted to know how weeping angels would be like in a game

I’ve been playing Lethal for a few days now with my friends, and it’s the most fun I’ve had on a game in a long time. The mods we use just enhance the experience, just yesterday Freddy Fazbear killed one of my friends and immediately started using her voice as he walked away

"Oh god the spiders have apposable thumbs now" is possibly one of the scariest sentences that has ever existed

I'm expecting Helldivers next. Do not disappoint democracy

2:07 a quote from Bigjigglypanda fits here and that’s “I sacrificed my friends for my own survival, fuck them”

best vid i've ever watched by far. you cured my depression in 40 minutes

7:56 idk why but i love when friend groups all immediately reference their meme (beans), it reminds me of how the bugs sound when you give them "yippie"