When was the last time your character pooped? 

Haha thanks

Thank you for the advice xD

*Giving birth to the head of the Demon* 😂

*PAINFUL TOOTS AND HORRID GRUNTS* lol 😆

Bstrd! You make me watch it twice 🤣

And you contract a disease. Your constitution falls by 4 points

Yes. Now Adam should roll Luck check or get Dysentery debuff: -2 STR, -2 DEX, -4 CHAR, occasionally shitting during combat

@@AlexM-pi4qu so he gets to cast “field of stench”? Nice!

Nor did he wipe 😞

there is now toilet paper, rags, leaves, or books to wipe with, and no running water. Don't touch his left hand.

For me, it is a free casting Stinking cloud

Not pooping for 4 months....It should have been far far worse

In my case "salami sandwiches for a week straight.." yeah that was an interesting result 🤣

perception check 😆

It's a medieval setting, they don't have toilet paper, they use straw or grass.

You should still roll to see if there are ants in the straw, or someone has hidden nettles in the grass.

He didn't say he was wiping, or washing his hands.

​​@@ThubanDraconisThat part about wiping / washing hands - ( or rather the lack of it , especially cleaning up after ) - bothered me the most.... 😂 But he did bring up an excellent point & ultimately demonstrated why adventurers usually don't seem to poop / have a pot break the whole campaign lol 😱🤢🤣

Every few seconds I say I breathe

Is breathing a free action? @@VivaLaDirtLeague

If you enter that toilet after Adam, you need to specifically state you are holding your breath, or you're dead.

It's a cantrip.@@31animafan

@@VivaLaDirtLeague Just like how I cast my Guidance

And wash your hands.

*giving birth to the head of the demon* 😆

@@vasosvacios7694 hey u ever see demonic poo probably looks like demons

Piss _on_ the DM. Gotcha.

3. Because the DM can punish you with a BM 😂

Just like most other basic functions are. Critical failure in washing your dishes you used to eat?

Oh god... my CoffeeLock...

LOL

"Hmm, no toilet paper. Maybe I can use a bit of scroll.... huh... Scroll of Mage Hand?"

*As you stand up!

It would happen if you have eat some peppers or go to taco bell

And if you haven't, you will in your 40s

Also don't forget the splash damage from the big ones!

Reminds me of getting past a nasty fight with constipation…

@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 I think i have fire resistance because spicy food doesnt do anything for me. Never been to taco bell i think they opened one in my country but from your description i think ill pass on eating there.

Pretty sure he was pulling from actual experience.

🤣🤣

I bet those were Rob's (the DM) actual feelings. Give a try to watch their "Adventures of Azerim" campaign in the secondary channel

The video explains that, though ...

This kind of thing sort of happened in my groups Cyberpunk Red campaign. One in our group wanted to go for poop in the middle of the field, GM asks if others will follow suit. Everyone except mine did and alleviated them selves and we were forced out by automated security and my character was feeling the strain to contain. We traveled to our next stopping position and I thought to try secretly messaging GM to try to get my character sneak out to take a dump. WEEEEELLLL... naturally I rolled 1. We also happened to bee in a what was basically slums with tents and my cover was blown so that anyone and everyone in there saw and heard me. Nice times😅

"Rancid smell of sulfur fills your nostrils. You take D4 poison damage"

wisdom check to see if you take psychich damage upon seeing the totalled toilets

Wondering who failed to empty the chamber pot....

"Do not go in there!". - Ace Ventura - Pet Detective

I was surprised that there were no dice roll checks to see if his climb up the stairs, check of the bathroom, taking off his clothes, checking the ability to still use them again afterwards, checking if anyone walked in on him during it, checking if the door still opened, him coming down the stairs and if nobody in the group got ill from the smell were included.

for that you have the old Leisure Suit Larry adventure games, only there it is game over^^

"But i didnt say that i touched my eyes, so i didnt"

It's like when the players decide to antagonize the latest big bad so the DM decides to have the big bad do some special once-a-day attack on whoever last said something irritating.

Also don't forget that finally pooping after not pooping for months caused massive AOE damage to the restroom itself, so he was also levied a 50G fine by the tavern.

Also not washing your hands lowers your charisma to 0, resulting in being treated disrespectfully by every NPC in the game and finally being executed by the guards for no reason.

I absolutely and definitely concur!

I never use captions so I would of never known unless I read the comments

yeah, a number two

Broken the pipes!

I mean depends on how close to medieval accuracy the settings is as back then most toilets where just holes. Considering that the toilet is on the upper floor would mean it's probably the just hand your ass outside of the wall kind of toilet...honestly I don't know wich visual would be more disgustingly funny.

@@faolancelebsul4220 First thing in my head was... why is the toilet upstairs, it should be out the back! Darn my stupid literal brain :D

Shouldn't it be... slashing damage? It's been a month...

Second story windows give a more powerful splash. Go big or go home.

Hahahahaha I hadn't considered this!

How much magic is there in this campaign setting ? Maybe the poop is directly teleported in a container to be used as fertilizer.

Most big cities in most D&D campaign settings have sewer systems, pipes, etc.

Could be a toilet enchanted with the Prestidigitation cantrip

Who says it's breaking character :)

Considering the characters also represent the players, it makes no sense that none of them were laughing their pooping ass off.

I think that's very much in character sir

​@@Accrovideogameswould have been terrible as then they would have to roll for willpower check or shit themselves

Thank you for this ... this split second detail made me laugh

It's what keeps the stoves lit to cook their food, Also great for heating the place in the winter

I'd be more worried about the streets below the window outside the bathroom since it was likely just a chamber pot that you emptied.

It's not a bathroom in the real medieval world. Magic and spells such as PRESTIDIGITATION exist in the dnd universe :)

They don't need plumbing. They used a garderobe or a dansker tower overhanging a stream below.

@@nagavamsip the "real medieval world" had actual bathrooms. Poo is not a modern invention.

Why would he, in a medeival setting?

And also Britt at 2:13

Maybe he rolls a 20 in one of them…

Dammit i missed that! O well, will have to watch it again

Depending on the characters specially ones for their race it might even be during

Yeah but... did you state so, specifically, in character?

Mine poops his pants during combat. Thats why he carries a 2nd pair

@@Harbyz Every time the party loots "Anyone found a fresh pair of pants in my size?"

Yeah I assume "Long rest" isn't just "You sleep", I assume it's "You attend to the basic needs of your character", so eating, bathroom, washing (yourself and your clothes) and sleeping.

You mean, threw the bucket out the window? Also, this just means it's pre 17th century, with exception of a few cultures. Interesting to find some really ancient cultures using natural running water, in some places though

Should have stuck with that. Its the perfect ending to a "stupid waste of time" skit.

I don't play D&D but Rob I love your VLDL games, rather then tryign to tell a serious story you CAN have it be serious, but it's mostly just nonsense and bullshit and that is so fitting with you guys. Loved the "Bored in Space" one shot you did, you guys really should get soem space sets and make that real, any excuse to get that woman who plays Karen back on set, I'd love to see her in some funny space emperess costume, maybe an overly comedic slightly sexy costume, and just throw in an extra joke of someone barfing seeing her vileness in it.

"Nobody go in there" Even the half-orc waiting outside for the bathroom turns right around.

Rolling a 1 would have been hilarious!

What happens if you roll a nat20 on pooping? Do you get an inspiration point from how smooth and seamless the process is? (VLDL, y'all need to pin Rob's comment here)

You can actually find Excrementals in Baldur Gate 3. They are not called like that but when you see them you know what they are supposed to be made from. 😂

Someone is going to stat block that now. 😂

That‘s what you get for mucking about in the sewers!

You mean we need to take a blessed golf club to the toilet with us?

Where? I feel like I must have missed that.

I literally took an arrow to the knee just reading this crap

+3Agility

Due to the removal of potentially lethal levels of toxic sludge, after a night's rest, Adam advances, gains strength, dexterity, and suddenly realizes that all his stats are now much higher than they have been in months. He didn't even realize, and neither do the others, that their hp, stamina, and manna bars have partially blackened and gotten shorter. Adam's has now returned to normal levels.

Dex check for the zipper?

@@rogerrabt -1 to charisma on a fail

No, he actually found the wrong room, but couldn't hold it anymore.

Better not to know...

Yeah😂

Exactly for such situations there is a poop knife! 😂

@@MM_Legacy Uh, *WHAT?*

So THAT is the true origin of Ra's al Ghul!

I imagine if you ate nothing but berries for a month it would be the exact opposite problem.

@@ggg444gb oh yeah, nothing but that family of fruit? that's gonna mess you up day one

100% it would be like a waterfall @@ggg444gb

You're going to need what? Goodberries are an anti-diarrhetic but goodberry wine is a laxative?

Having diarrhea from overuse of Goodberries is actually a great idea. I often think Goodberries are a terribly stupid spell because players overuse it.

We’ve got a tough life here at VLDL!

they also got to see the fascinating yet elusive Schmerple!

@@VivaLaDirtLeague Filming and writing might be tough, but in the end it's clear you guys just LOVE this. What's better then making hilarious stuff with your good friends you've known for years, especially when you can make use of all this cool stuff whenever you want with no corperate bullshit attached, liek a set being scrapped after filming is done.

You could just build a chute into the wall beneath the toilet. That wasn’t uncommon in castles.

If the tavern is by the river pr creek it might have a balcony outhouse overlooking the water. And don't forget that it was common in Tudor times to empty your chamberpots out into the street, to be washed away be the next rain. Since the gutter ran down the middle of the street you needed good boots to cross the street. Although more civilised places would have the honey wagon come along to collect the waste and sell it to the local farmers,. so it might open over a large holding tank to hold the waste. Cheaper to build up rather than dig down, after all.

To be fair, depending on which of them you're talking about and where within them, most official D&D settings (and Golarion) are fairly anachronistic. Piping and sewage isn't thaaat advanced, so it's really not that unusual.

If you've ever done homebuilding, you realize quickly how primitive modern septic tanks actually are. Indoor water is the hard part, but the actual septic tank is just 1/4 inch drop every 1 foot.... and you are basically done. In Medieval times, all you would really need is someone responsible for carrying a bucket of water upstairs after every use... and you basically could have a modern septic tank.

its one of thoose "echoing-chambers" *g*

plz define 'always' :( Do I have to watch all their videos again? :D

@@edmis90 yes

I got no gold from that! NO GOLD!! JUST LAUGHS! Where's my gold??? I want to buy a coffee with a gold coin from Brit.

It's literally referred to as "pathetic cry" or "cry.wav".

And someone has created a YT video with it on a one hour loop.

Was there even toilet paper? Roll for a roll!

@@TheBarbarianGamer Toilet paper didn't exist in Medieval times so people often used old cloth, hay, leaves or sea sponges, etc.

@@pronumeral1446 yeah but we clearly heard a zipper which I think didn't exist in the medieval times

It’s a: Gnomish-excrement-disposal-appliance

@@pronumeral1446 Gargantua was known to use a Goose's neck. ^^

Don't piss of Rob, he is a god in this universe...😂

it's medieval times. they didn't have plumbing back then. and people just pooed in a hole in the floor. . .or in a pot and then they dumped it out the window. . into the street. yeah, there was a lot of stench and infection back then.

I love the insanely low child mortality rates these days. „Good old days“ my ass.

Are you sure about that? ​@@Femaiden

@@gawelszczytkowski1991 You ever heard of a long-drop? They're still around, mainly in camping grounds, but that's probably the best of what a toilet was back then, like Femaiden said, chamber pots and holes in the floor were more commonplace.

You know what, I'm tempted to do that, for shits and giggles, but I don't know if my mind could handle it if I every time I rolled and my shit actually was or wasn't pleasant based on the number. And if it did, I'd suddenly become very religious and be praying for guidance every time before I rolled.

how to create a dice religion

it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

No silly.....Its D6 +2 because ----> roll 1-Flatulence, 2-seperate hard lumps, 3-smooth and soft, 4-long with cracks, 5-soft blobs, 6-diarhea......+2 if you wait too long.

Please don't. I don't want to find out what a critical fail on a poop check does...

I expected more drama while sitting back down, perhaps a request of cushions :D

@@martinajurickova5750 Me too! 😂 I was expecting him to say "ouch" when sitting down carefully.

Tho I noticed he wasn’t brave enough to wash his hands after all that.. 👀 // Dingo! 😄

*sigh*

The acting is very spot on and very convincing

6E just has to account for it! Important stuff is important!11 💩

Actually as a DM i askes this more time to my players like; "why arent you go to poop?"

So if they ghost quit the game, they go full Oregon Trail and die of dysentery?

I'm so glad you posted this, the subtitles are BRILLIANT!

Maybe he used a bidet.

its t’he room of heart’s desires :D

i just dont even understand the point of that unless the whole campaign was literally just you all playing russian roulette with a toilet. if bathrooms were that dangerous, there'd be zero people alive in whatever universe that campaign existed in.

@SurelySurlyJurly Well, we were bastard-coated bastards with bastard-filling. We were on a lot of people's naughty list, and the DM had it out for us for ruining some of his ideas. The Bodak thing was notably rude, because it was our most detested enemy to face because it has this death gaze that, if you fail your save, you instantly die and could come back as a Bodak, so it's one of those cheap monsters that Gygax came up with to give high-level players something to challenge them. Our DM would have a Bodak just sitting behind a murder hole in a dungeon for our thief to look in there to see what's there, only to have to make a save vs. Death. We've since mellowed out. We don't have as many assassination attempts on the potty anymore.

@@Mikethemerciless11 "Surprise! The toilet is a mimic."

@@mastervision5902 Funny you mention that. I used to put a Magic Mouth in a privy in our tavern/fort we set up. It would be very encouraging, and it would scream if anyone tried to attack you in there. It would even tell you if you might be ill.