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When you lie on your taxes 

Cilvanis
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No cap I be having no idea what I'm doing 😂
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@Cilvanis
@Cilvanis 2 года назад
Why y’all think I don’t drive 😂
@dendrag76
@dendrag76 2 года назад
You drive??? Shocking
@3anterbz103
@3anterbz103 2 года назад
4:12 why did you say that 🤨
@nour-rub
@nour-rub 2 года назад
وعليكم السلام 😁
@noonenowhere877
@noonenowhere877 2 года назад
@Cilvanis if it isn't shown in a skit it does not exist.
@neelgusain3528
@neelgusain3528 2 года назад
@@3anterbz103 may be in his skit he is indirectly giving a reference of a country where people do tax scam or something.
@SCHDH77
@SCHDH77 2 года назад
The tax man is the most powerful antagonist ever
@khalilahd.
@khalilahd. 2 года назад
A real life villain 😭
@jackd6881
@jackd6881 2 года назад
Unless you a billionaire, or a big corporation\bank.
@animeAJproductions
@animeAJproductions 2 года назад
Before they were legalized, they were commonly known as Highway Robbers.
@perfectgematriadecodesabc4259
@perfectgematriadecodesabc4259 2 года назад
@@animeAJproductions facts
@jegudielyusha2866
@jegudielyusha2866 2 года назад
Nah my dude, it's actually the irs. If the tax man is vader, irs is sidious
@Khyon521
@Khyon521 2 года назад
“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, But the IRS?? NO THANK YOU” _The Joker_
@animeAJproductions
@animeAJproductions 2 года назад
Everyone, give this comment your energy!!!
@reanschwarzer1382
@reanschwarzer1382 2 года назад
😉
@ultrabusterninja9424
@ultrabusterninja9424 2 года назад
Is this officiall or……
@sleepdeprived7879
@sleepdeprived7879 2 года назад
@@ultrabusterninja9424 yep batman tas, Search it up on youtube
@ultrabusterninja9424
@ultrabusterninja9424 2 года назад
@@sleepdeprived7879 oh…. Well dang thx man
@TH-li7lj
@TH-li7lj 2 года назад
The “For Now” statement didn’t miss. The IRS loves coming for their money 3 years later 😂😂😂
@DeadDancers
@DeadDancers 2 года назад
Unless you’re a millionaire. 😑
@DaozuAzrael
@DaozuAzrael 2 года назад
@@DeadDancers nah
@Zombieflesheaters123
@Zombieflesheaters123 2 года назад
@@DaozuAzrael yeah
@BuetifullPersun
@BuetifullPersun 2 года назад
@@DaozuAzrael yeah
@hernanperez5737
@hernanperez5737 2 года назад
Naw rich people don't get screwed cause they paid for them expensive banks which makes it so there paycheck gets like no tax
@derigelfisch3776
@derigelfisch3776 2 года назад
LMAO I work in taxes (not for the IRS, the other side) and this is HIGHLY accurate. I hate it when Batman comes in and stares at me at work tho
@_not_aiden_
@_not_aiden_ 2 года назад
Never knew tax people watched this side of youtube
@derigelfisch3776
@derigelfisch3776 2 года назад
It's simple, you just avoid by all means trying to get your car in as deductible and instead throw in rough estimates for the cost of washing your work clothes. Batman resoects proper hygiene but dislikes cars.
@yousufahmed5966
@yousufahmed5966 2 года назад
aside from the $2k dollar bit (since the $2,999.00 would have been rounded up), i can attest to all of this as well, especially the strokes bit!
@marc68521
@marc68521 2 года назад
Not working in it yet, but a senior accounting major. Completed my first class focused on Taxes and it was honestly my favorite one.
@vastoking3419
@vastoking3419 Год назад
please tell me the necessary info to reduce my taxes
@XLauncher
@XLauncher 2 года назад
You know, conceptually, I understand that Cilvanis is a regular ass dude that probably goes out to have fun and buy groceries and what not. But in my heart, I can't really accept that he exists anywhere but his home or wherever it is he films.
@frostyfudge1662
@frostyfudge1662 2 года назад
True. Knowing that these cool RU-vidrs who do skits, have lives, feels weird cuz we mostly only see them in act
@joseolivarra7791
@joseolivarra7791 2 года назад
Fr
@420crim3
@420crim3 2 года назад
He probably goes out for fun and buys groceries. I agree with you
@PeytonOver
@PeytonOver 2 года назад
In my mind this is true for most content creators. They're like teachers were in school, they only exist at the school.
@Robo311Star
@Robo311Star 2 года назад
Because he made it seem like its own world.
@kidkatanatv
@kidkatanatv 2 года назад
It's so weird hearing Cilvanis have a car, I've been conditioned that mans NEVER leaves the house lol
@user-jv8tc5oi6o
@user-jv8tc5oi6o 2 года назад
Tax payer: I didn't lie tho. Taxer: Yes you did. Tax payer: But, I legit lied on my taxes. It's not the same thing as lying on my taxes.
@khalilahd.
@khalilahd. 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@ritvikmishra8388
@ritvikmishra8388 2 года назад
Confusion 100
@SirFenV
@SirFenV 2 года назад
bro get tf off your taxes LMAAOOO
@ButWhyMe...
@ButWhyMe... 2 года назад
Ah, I get it. The slight difference in the wording really makes a difference. 👌
@user-jv8tc5oi6o
@user-jv8tc5oi6o 2 года назад
@@SirFenV 😂
@RayMak
@RayMak 2 года назад
Even the system is not cooperating. That's the best batman ever
@inox6762
@inox6762 2 года назад
no reply, lemme change that
@treybstuntn1187
@treybstuntn1187 2 года назад
Fax
@toazethegecko
@toazethegecko 2 года назад
Yessir
@stare4539
@stare4539 2 года назад
Looool
@RIFLQ
@RIFLQ 2 года назад
You again!
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад
1:41 Ngl that jumpscare got me jumping out of my seat on full volume
@Darko_Boi
@Darko_Boi 2 года назад
Hello,JSGwaM,i've been expecting you.
@Model_BT-7274
@Model_BT-7274 2 года назад
Wait, when did you turn into Garu?
@pwixell7113
@pwixell7113 2 года назад
Your old pic is better
@twitteruser2056
@twitteruser2056 2 года назад
@@pwixell7113 garou is a chad, wdym
@kamelingil
@kamelingil 2 года назад
Lol but the child part is really funny
@Aceathon
@Aceathon 2 года назад
"Guess how much you owe in taxes. If you overguess we keep it and if you underguess you go to jail"
@GigaChad-zg1cu
@GigaChad-zg1cu 2 года назад
1:41 batman looked like he was about break every bone in his body if said 1999.99 dollars
@thefoundingtitanerenyeager2345
@thefoundingtitanerenyeager2345 2 года назад
Batman was waiting in line
@SaintSarcasm
@SaintSarcasm 2 года назад
"Where is it!? Where is the other 1 cent"
@gunswordfist
@gunswordfist 2 года назад
How was that shit still funny the second time!?
@UsamaThakurr
@UsamaThakurr 2 года назад
Bro you unpredictable with these skits man trust me when I say you should teach them Hollywood screen writer's and directors how to do these cause you deserve a whole lot recognition than you have you been nothing but perfection with them skits respect brother 💯
@David61026
@David61026 2 года назад
bruh he has a million subs, how much more recognition does he need
@p.art.r1ck533
@p.art.r1ck533 2 года назад
@@David61026 a lot moree
@FruitsOfTheHearts
@FruitsOfTheHearts 2 года назад
@@David61026 1 million is really not a lot compared to how many people are on earth. everyone needs to know.
@rickeybernard8156
@rickeybernard8156 2 года назад
Facts
@freezasama5802
@freezasama5802 2 года назад
it's soo real at the end where he says for now... they legit wait weeks and then show up at your house and seize property or take payment it's honestly so realistic
@blacknightdragon8407
@blacknightdragon8407 2 года назад
Batman coming out had me dying 🤣
@inazumarai7690
@inazumarai7690 2 года назад
meanwhile, taxes evade rich people
@khalilahd.
@khalilahd. 2 года назад
Right!
@DaozuAzrael
@DaozuAzrael 2 года назад
Yes and no
@pixelcount350
@pixelcount350 2 года назад
@@DaozuAzrael Yes and Yes
@BuetifullPersun
@BuetifullPersun 2 года назад
@@DaozuAzrael yes and yes and yes
@NN-cc8uo
@NN-cc8uo 2 года назад
society moment
@mastermo9433
@mastermo9433 2 года назад
love how he replied with 'assalamu alaikum' instead of their standard way of 'walaikum asalam'
@kanekiken-md7sz
@kanekiken-md7sz 2 года назад
Did he become a Muslim?
@omarsamir1461
@omarsamir1461 2 года назад
@@kanekiken-md7sz I don't think so
@BuetifullPersun
@BuetifullPersun 2 года назад
@@kanekiken-md7sz he is just a man of culture
@SkyFall7788
@SkyFall7788 2 года назад
@@kanekiken-md7sz Nah it's just for fun, like people keep on using Bonjour! Hola! Ni hao! Ohayo! Etc.
@isisd.1716
@isisd.1716 2 года назад
I noticed that, I was like bro it’s walaikum asalam lol. (Never spelt it out before)
@cyreptus4604
@cyreptus4604 2 года назад
"HOW MANY STROKES DID IT TAKE TO CONCEIVE YOUR CHILD" "ESTIMATES ARE OK"
@JohnDoe-un7qx
@JohnDoe-un7qx 2 года назад
Tax evader: "Hold on I'll let you know when I finished."
@tai627
@tai627 2 года назад
This man never gets old
@gojocomments5935
@gojocomments5935 2 года назад
we all do
@tai627
@tai627 2 года назад
@@gojocomments5935 factual.
@kupa121
@kupa121 2 года назад
Actually I'm pretty sure he does
@5WIM
@5WIM 2 года назад
it gets older everyday
@vladraduandrei5227
@vladraduandrei5227 Год назад
i mean he s fucking 28(I m 27) so of course he doesn t seem old cause he s nowhere near old..he s a young guy
@khalilahd.
@khalilahd. 2 года назад
The fear in his eyes after every question had me in a CHOKEHOLD 😭😭😭 I just know he was sweating bullets lmfao
@regret.932
@regret.932 2 года назад
Dante: Evading taxes is a crime Vergil. Vergil: *IT IS AN OBLIGATION*
@yes.3813
@yes.3813 2 года назад
Yes.
@BackBeater
@BackBeater 2 года назад
Yes yes yes!
@JustBreathe436
@JustBreathe436 2 года назад
Maxor
@mcr985ful
@mcr985ful 2 года назад
As soon as the batman came into the room and the tax guy was like "not yet, not yet" I would've been left 😂😂😂 talking about some "not yet" I ain't gonna stay til it's time for him to mess me up 😂😂
@OtakuSeikatsuTamashi
@OtakuSeikatsuTamashi Год назад
Truth be told though, Batman is absolutely the expert when it comes to lying on your taxes. Fraud is in his veins at this point.
@raikumokun5595
@raikumokun5595 2 года назад
Your comedy, editing and the emotions you put behind your acting is amazing and please don't overwork yourself too hard and take some rest if your feeling tired sometimes and love your videos and Thnx👍
@gunswordfist
@gunswordfist 2 года назад
Agreed! We want you healthy more than anything, Cilvanis.
@gatosemcor7401
@gatosemcor7401 Год назад
Cute
@angryretailbanker5103
@angryretailbanker5103 2 года назад
This is why I use H&R Block to file my taxes. If I get audited within a set number of years, they'll answer how many strokes it took to conceive my child for me.
@gokudrip8693
@gokudrip8693 2 года назад
2:33 "She identifies as not existing"🤣😂 I cracked up so hard 😭
@khalilahd.
@khalilahd. 2 года назад
Not the Arthur fist 😭😭
@emptyxsuit
@emptyxsuit 2 года назад
That is the most realistic interpretation of taxes that I’ve ever seen in my entire life. No cap
@keyshawngreathouse3782
@keyshawngreathouse3782 2 года назад
Lol, "an estimate is okay" they really be saying that.
@dramaticallydreaming3656
@dramaticallydreaming3656 2 года назад
"How many strokes did it take for you to conceive your child?" 💀
@KG-tt3nl
@KG-tt3nl 2 года назад
An estimate is OK ? 🤣
@animoments8969
@animoments8969 2 года назад
this guy is comedy gold
@karvinedavis9836
@karvinedavis9836 Год назад
Let's leave it at 69
@theseproblemsmatter1
@theseproblemsmatter1 Год назад
This took me tf out lmaoo 🤣
@Starstrike21
@Starstrike21 2 года назад
damn that strokes question is wild
@MadMax-fs3cy
@MadMax-fs3cy 2 года назад
"asalam alaiykum brother" you're good to go, for now.. 😂😂
@marwwa56
@marwwa56 2 года назад
I did not get why he said asalam alaikum brother?
@MrGamer-wy7lb
@MrGamer-wy7lb 2 года назад
@@marwwa56 muslims say assalamaualaykum to greet people
@MrGamer-wy7lb
@MrGamer-wy7lb 2 года назад
Or to say goodbye
@agentknifestripes1608
@agentknifestripes1608 2 года назад
@@marwwa56 I also didn't understand why would he say that tho
@marwwa56
@marwwa56 2 года назад
@@MrGamer-wy7lb Ik but like how this phrase was related to the rest of the video?
@Memerproductions
@Memerproductions Год назад
"15 strokes that's pretty good I only lasted 5"
@revival9313
@revival9313 2 года назад
When doing taxes make sure to wear your shoes on the opposite feet and tell the IRS agent you love them.
@p.art.r1ck533
@p.art.r1ck533 2 года назад
This guy is too good...unpredictable, super hilarious. You never disappoint man🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥
@nanakofi-sama1729
@nanakofi-sama1729 2 года назад
Batman scared me for real 😨🤣🤣🤣
@riito8913
@riito8913 2 года назад
"She actually identifies as not existing" all good sir I'll just put that in and see what it thinks
@ravenx3606
@ravenx3606 2 года назад
I love how you said "Assalamualaikum" haha , a nice touch I must say
@eight8779
@eight8779 2 года назад
people are worried about having the FBI on their door and i am over here terrified of having the irc knocking
@jshelton100
@jshelton100 2 года назад
I can’t imagine going through this every year. 😂
@sephirothdomain1
@sephirothdomain1 10 месяцев назад
bro the computer scene scared the shit out of me, it was as intense as the real life situation is .
@toycarsushiwriter3573
@toycarsushiwriter3573 Год назад
The Tax Man is Overpowered & has Unlimited Plot Armor.
@luxxmander2656
@luxxmander2656 2 года назад
We just gonna ignore the fact that this bank has direct access to F*CKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅
@CrossGuy2020
@CrossGuy2020 2 года назад
Cilvanis: "I use my computer to type in URLs" The Batman: "U. R. L."
@CrossGuy2020
@CrossGuy2020 2 года назад
Thumb. Drive.
@DS_Takuya
@DS_Takuya 2 года назад
That random " assalamu aleikum " tho Wa aleikum assalam :)
@BurgerSoup
@BurgerSoup 2 года назад
Man that skit was hilarious, I love your acting too!!
@nerdlord7994
@nerdlord7994 2 года назад
The ending makes me very much feel like there will someday be a followup video, and I’m about it
@Lord_Cynrik
@Lord_Cynrik 2 года назад
I was expecting “You are good to go…. to jail”
@htxflow
@htxflow 2 года назад
That batman part had me crying😂😂😂😂😂 Should've used that last
@kole9158
@kole9158 Год назад
When Batman ran in i fucking died bro
@ablur5129
@ablur5129 2 года назад
Why he turn into donald duck then batman showed up lmao
@sayn2125
@sayn2125 2 года назад
Bro I love your videos 😂😭 They always make me crack a laugh whether it be Anime, games, or random stuff like this. Keep doing what you do, man.
@AshwinSelvakumar
@AshwinSelvakumar 2 года назад
This is the most polite batmain ever😂. He didn't jump the man and immediately start beating him. And what's more, he even gave him the batsmile while leaving
@juicy_wewe8114
@juicy_wewe8114 2 года назад
the alsalm alaikom in the end killed me😂
@misakamisakasays4403
@misakamisakasays4403 2 года назад
Fr💀
@Melvilln
@Melvilln 2 года назад
The whole family conception bit was hilarious but I had to pause the video after he subtlety said 15 strokes that’s actually pretty good. I couldn’t stop laughing, I don’t know why lol
@penguinmaster7319
@penguinmaster7319 2 года назад
Man, this was suspenseful. You're amazing!!
@muhammadnazriprayogi6465
@muhammadnazriprayogi6465 2 года назад
The "assalammualaikum" is the most unpredictable twist in this video
@Memarzuq
@Memarzuq 2 года назад
The Batman jump scare part literally had me sit up and start hurting my ribs from laughter 😂😂😂
@StaceyAyodele
@StaceyAyodele 2 года назад
This was funny as hell. SUBSCRIBED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@divanshuchandra7159
@divanshuchandra7159 2 года назад
I am an accountant and i am laughing so hard at the accuracy of this video🤣
@absnobody
@absnobody 5 месяцев назад
"I use that to download emails" hahahaha
@treytucker7404
@treytucker7404 2 года назад
My dude snapped and turned into Donald Duck with a temper tantrum for sec 1:40 😂
@glennkalalo1950
@glennkalalo1950 2 года назад
Speech level 100 belike🗿🗿
@TheDarkNinja7
@TheDarkNinja7 2 года назад
LOL this is so on point. I got flagged on the car and computer questions too.
@TheRealfiqqo
@TheRealfiqqo 2 года назад
Imagine paying some taxes
@moonman9480
@moonman9480 2 года назад
tbh i never payed taxes and i am kinda scared why do people pay them??
@WindAxel0
@WindAxel0 2 года назад
✍️🕵️
@thestranger1164
@thestranger1164 Год назад
@@moonman9480 uh oh, you already messed up
@moonman9480
@moonman9480 Год назад
@@thestranger1164 the problem is no one tells me how to pay taxes or when to pay taxes so now I'm 20 and never paid taxes
@thestranger1164
@thestranger1164 Год назад
@@moonman9480 Are you in the US?
@AWF1000
@AWF1000 2 года назад
The Taxation Office are threatening without even trying. 😂😂
@Yussalim
@Yussalim 2 года назад
I was on the edge of my seat this entire video
@faustox77
@faustox77 Год назад
Hahahhaha that turbotax allowing you to put in anything you want xD
@OneCSeven
@OneCSeven 2 года назад
i just got a fucking email from the IRS right before this and it was just posted 💀
@HadiNuf
@HadiNuf 2 года назад
Lol "AsSalam alaykum brother" you just keep getting funnier Wa Alaykum As Salam brother
@willowingwhispers2612
@willowingwhispers2612 2 года назад
Yup. I have the simplest form of taxes (single with one job, no children, don't have any businesses/companies, etc) and they still play 20+ questions when I do my taxes. I know some of them they need to ask but there were others that literally make no sense to ask someone like myself when doing taxes.
@arielguzman9336
@arielguzman9336 2 года назад
When in shows the masked dudes face I didn’t know to laugh or be terrified 😂
@theseproblemsmatter1
@theseproblemsmatter1 Год назад
Cilvanis your content is on par with most of Hollywood these days. The creativity always impresses me and keeps me coming back
@MrSirSchmoops
@MrSirSchmoops 2 года назад
Yooooo I passed by this and scrolled back up because I knew this would be funny 🤣
@cristianduonno7061
@cristianduonno7061 2 года назад
Best video i've seen this month.
@grimcreeperyt9241
@grimcreeperyt9241 2 года назад
"Asa lama laykum" said it better than most Americans
@Model_BT-7274
@Model_BT-7274 2 года назад
I was howling when Batman ran in
@SevaHacks
@SevaHacks 2 года назад
WYSI
@Wildcard727
@Wildcard727 2 года назад
Haha WYSI!!
@kuricat16
@kuricat16 2 года назад
"S-she uh... identifies a-as um... *nonexistent* "
@jerrysmith856
@jerrysmith856 2 года назад
He just doesn’t miss 🔥🔥🔥
@arulofi
@arulofi 2 года назад
For now 😂😂😂. Ten years later they gonna be knocking on your door 😂😂😂
@k.dre_cannon1548
@k.dre_cannon1548 2 года назад
So great and the best "for now" of the year
@Its_me229
@Its_me229 Год назад
XD dude started glitching and was sounding like donald duck
@MDCT682
@MDCT682 2 года назад
Yo that's skit is one of your best bro Keeps it up 🤞🐐
@Shiouro
@Shiouro 2 года назад
So cilvanis hoping in his bag okayyyyyy that was fire and super hilarious 🤣
@AstonishingRed
@AstonishingRed Год назад
I normally don’t find a lot of these comedy RU-vidrs funny at all but you’re hilarious dude lol
@real_lampcap
@real_lampcap Год назад
"As-salamu alaykum my brother" 🤣
@TheHexidecimal
@TheHexidecimal 2 года назад
Taxes do feel like a gameshow after a certain level.
@djstr0b3
@djstr0b3 Год назад
Your videos are funny AF man.
@AIAlter
@AIAlter 2 года назад
You got me at "assalamualaikum"
@itzeeveecasts
@itzeeveecasts 2 года назад
This is hilarious 😂😂
@Glizle
@Glizle 2 года назад
when he reached in his junk, i was not thinking he was gonna pull out a gun, i can tell you that for sure LOL
@minikame2272
@minikame2272 Год назад
Irony here being that Batman is the biggest tax cheat in the universe. All of his equipment - which gets written off as business expenses - is used for his own personal cosplay project.
@Witchyelfpeach11512
@Witchyelfpeach11512 2 года назад
I could feel the pressure from that interview! 😨
@EdwardVelez
@EdwardVelez 2 года назад
The "for now" line is the best
@Joryu_69-cm3hs
@Joryu_69-cm3hs Год назад
i have a mental illness and this video always makes me laugh when he just stares at his other self LOL and how many strokes xD
@iswelt
@iswelt 2 года назад
this was honestly so funny, so underrated
@tsukino_kouki
@tsukino_kouki 2 года назад
lmfao Batman's "Face of Justice" 😆
@erenjaeger9681
@erenjaeger9681 2 года назад
I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂😂
@manizmohaghegh6003
@manizmohaghegh6003 2 года назад
Lmao brother cilvanis u made another banger but “asalamon alaykom” actually means hello not good bye my good sir😂
@tahbeergaming9778
@tahbeergaming9778 2 года назад
Cilvanis puttin some Ramadan references in there with the Assalamualaikum haha Clean pronounciation btw bro :D
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