Am I the only one who can controll my bladder and anus?? My anus knows when I'm not home so I have never pooped in a public place and I can hold me pee for like 10 hours. The trick is to trick your bladder into thinking you're asleep so it can go to "rest mode," which is why you never need to pee while sleeping. I use that hack during the day.
Dude was waiting for me to come out from taking a shiit and just kept watching me through the crack. I was so surprised he kept looking at me like it wasnt the most disrespectful thing ever but i just kept looking at him and doing my do.
The worst thing is when you got a diarrhea you want to use your own home bathroom but can’t hold it and have to use the public and everyone has to listen to those sounds and the loud ass farts
I was in one just the other day and the guy next to me sounded like he passing major stool, huffing and puffing! Have some respect! Huffing and puffing intensifies!!! Then he started grunting! Grunt! Grunt! I thought he was giving birth to TWINS! I wanted to say "You alright over there?! WTH is up?!" I went from mad to worried. After a few minutes I was like "I'm not done, but I'm DONE! I'm outta here!" By the time I left holding my pants closed with my hands he sounded like the alien was busting out of his f'n chest!!! No words just heavy breathing and grunts. I don't wanna know what came out
LAST TIME ON DOOKIE BALL Z! Dookie Thunder and Tropical DooDoo were engaged in their fiercest battle yet. For a moment, a moment Tropical DooDoo had the upper hand but Dookie Thunder managed to take the win by sneaking in an extra burrito while on the toilet. Tropical DooDoo was down, but not out. He's been training since then with only one goal in mind. Victory! Will he manage to destroy Dookie Thunder once and for all by using his new Taco Bell technique? FIND OUT NOW!
That's what I never understood, my mom's always complaining about how the bathroom stinks but it's a FREAKING BATHROOM! it's not supposed to smell like strawberries and breath mints!
@@Treeeee2008 while that may be true, you don't got to let that shit marinate in the damn toilet lmao. Courtesy flushes, and Flushing immediately after taking shit can help not leave the restroom so damn "stanky"
This was so true at my college. I’d be in the bathroom calmly taking a dump and it never failed that some dude came and manhandled the bathroom with moans and bowel noises.
bro i swear lenarr was watching dbz and thought to himself "yknow what, they kinda sound like they takin a doodoo when they powerin up" and then this skit was born 😂😂😂
I feel like he was messing around with that voice filter and realized if he yelled it sounded like Goku powering up and then he got this idea while taking a doodoo
I recall one time i had to get up early in the morning to go clean bathrooms and stuff in a church. I later had to go thr store to restock on cleaning supplies. But i had to wait in the line. And i turned to one of the people next to me and said "I literally just drove here from cleaning toilets. But I'd rather be doing that than waiting in this line right now." But i had to clean one of the toilets they used in this video, I'd have to quit faster than the confirm screen could show up and ask "Are you sure?"
One time I was taking a dump at the beach and two guys in the stall next to me just yelled “who the f is sh*tting there brains out” and I just got out of there as fast as I could because I knew it was me
1:58 -ULTRADookieMan " *Hmmp* How pathetic they haven't even come *CLOSE* to my power, for it is the stink of the universes, the silent massacre, the dookie that makes the great big bang seem like a toot....." " For I am *ULTRADOOKIEMAN* !!!!"
So this is what Goku and Vegeta be going thru when taking a shit!🤣🤣🤣 I feel bad for dude sitting next to them while encounter that terrible smell 😭🤣🤣🤣💯
