When you wanna be a detective but your wife is dead 

I already did!

bleeple zorp 👽

me when the browser Is free: wow thats a free browser I got up 2 minutes ago I'm tired

On it now!

I'm watching this while using Opera😂

AFTER HEARING THAT LINE I'M GONNA BE BURIED IN A GRAVE TOO BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUNNY I-

@@eglol bro died

My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you!....

@@MbitaChizibot

Wait who’s Graves

The wives that died along the way

@@epicgamernoisesintensifies6238 the does that along away the about, maybe it’s the killers we made the wives 🙏😔

_"...made?"_ -oh boy _my wife and I used to make uh, things.. -but couldn't, so we adopted a dog._

@@RavenclawNimbus facts

MAAAYBW 🙏🏽🙏🏽

The accent when he explained it 😂

My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you!....

@@MbitaChiziBye bot!

Nose? **Stares vacantly** my wife had a nose...

oh hell no

With what? The titles? Cause it hasn’t been enough time for you to evaluate the video my guy :/

@@RaonMiru107 the thumbnail lmao, they keep getting weirder

And the title too lmao

@@ToneyStarks3001 oh, ok. I kinda got tired of people commenting way too fast ig. My bad.

This comment is gonna be the most famous

Nah I died 🤣✋

My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you!....

You know… it sounded just like the “I KNEW IT! God that’s so disappointing” from the “Welcome to the After” video ngl lol

"Surprisingly good detective!"

LMAO

I think he is gonna have a TV show. But not for Netflix. It's some family style comedy about a super dysfunctional family.

​@@triciaramgoolam4045 a super dysfunctional family of all different versions of himself?

@@nothankyou6840 I wish. They have actors to play the other people.

​@@triciaramgoolam4045 i literally SCREAMED when i saw a commercial for it😭

​@@nothankyou6840Truth be told, Daniel does have the potential to recreate Eddie Murphy's "Nutty Professor" in some way... 😅😂

My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you!....

That's just what you expect when (sees spambot) (pushes him to the side) That's just what you expect when you suffer head trauma, electrocution, and bad hair conditioning all at once.

@@Aflay1I think this is the best comment I’ve seen all day

@@Aflay1 spamton????

Also it turned from lying on the belly to lying on the back from one shot to the next.

It actually took a couple replays after reading this for my brain to recognize that no, the camera did not physically pan over from Daniel to Daniel to Daniel. But it really looked like it did!

​@@TheRealFrozenFire Wait yeah, I forgot this was all one guy. Hot damn!

WFT, even if I watch it at 0.25x, I can't see the cut

Agreed!! It’s very well done

@@user-vm2se1ig6m What do you mean? They're all different Daniels in the same room. Surely you know about the Thrasherverse?

This is more of a Monk thing.

We also have no proof his wife even exists, I've always assumed he felt obligated to talk about his wife because that's what people assume of detective so he just made up one.

​@ArturGlass.C there was literally a Mrs. Columbo SHOW, though..?

@@ArturGlass.C no he talks to her on the phone one time

​​@@adamgelb567starring the lady who plays captain Janeway of all people. What a strange time.

My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you!....

@@MbitaChizi I dont approve of a sub beggar under my comment >:(

@@arcythecubeIt’s a bot.

Yeah

Yeah

I was so invested, I thought some random fact that only observing the fridge could have told was about to be revealed. Then was immediately distracted and forgot all about the fact that he even looked into the fridge until seeing this comment, which honestly just sent me. So thank you for that

My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you!....

@@MbitaChizi I’ll subscribe if you go a cover of Stairway to Heaven….

I hope the walk returns your cackling to you. :3

ngl I thought rough was about to devolve into a sex joke

It is what LOL is supposed to mean. But now, that abbreviation had lost all meaning... *walk over the corpse and stare at the distance* Just like my life when my wife past away...

My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you!....

It's even better if you just listened to the Darkwing Duck theme song minutes before watching.

My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you!....

Someone should do a study to see if there is a correlation between production quality and unhingedness. I would read it.

I saw the same thing too. I thought the COD was going to be "violently twisted" like a towel.

I think you meant ~742,000 m/s

I am pretty sure that at that velocity, they would have achieved escape velocity from the galaxy.

My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you!....

@@MbitaChiziok bet

@@BenjaminHull-mw1dvit’s a bot

I was thinking that too

@@amer6706same 💀

Daniel touched the body, Monk would never

Literally watched an episode of Monk yesterday

Such a good show.

His name was Pal

oof

Me forgetting they are the same person

I didn’t get this part. Can u explain?

@@SeraphinaoftheBayouhe was a neurosurgeon. What do you think?

​@@SeraphinaoftheBayou He was a dog.

@@SeraphinaoftheBayou He's a comedian who became famous about 15-20 years ago, and even got his own skit show called "Mind of Mencia" on Comedy Central. The show was similar to Key & Peele (who also steal jokes, but I haven't heard anyone mention this, though I may just be out of touch). It came out that Mencia stole a bunch of jokes from other comedians, and then his ratings dropped, and now he's probably just doing shows in Vegas.

@@sonan333 I appreciate your thoughtfulness in taking time to answer my question. This helps a lot. Ty!

He didn't forget, it's in the thumbnail

I was just thinking the same thing.

He's just got over his obsession with hydrocloric acid, I guess... 😅

NOOOOO SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!!!!

sorry for your LOL

ok