We each had to develop our own sense of humor because our father and mother wanted to keep theirs for themselves. Younger brother and I, along with Mom and Dad, could keep the rest of the family in aching sides for hours 😂. Now there's only me left, so I have to be humorous just for myself---and I do a bang-up job of it!
Parenting goals! My maternal Grandfather got spanked at home for taking dog biscuits to school. He saved up his allowance for a GENIUS PRANK! "William! What are you eating?!" "A dog biscuit, Ma'am." Caught off guard she asked "WELL, did you bring enough for everyone?" "Yeas, Ma'am." And then the whole class HAD to eat the dog biscuits since he had brought enough to share. So he got spanked and lost his allowance for a bit. The punishment is ENTIRELY unjust. He just found a glitch and exploited it. It sure runs in the family honestly, and I hope it doesn't skip my boys!
Dog biscuits are consumable for people. It’s usually a few simple ingredients things like peanut butter, bananas, and flour. I homemake some for my dog sometimes. They taste like very bland cookies. Genius prank your grandfather did, but no one got hurt at all except for their pride. 😆
I was substituting in one class and the teacher had left me a note that Miguel knew a lot more English than he let on. But he kept on acting like he didn't know what I was saying. I also worked at Walmart and a couple of days later, this little boy came in with his family. And he was interpreting for his family. I praised him for knowing both Spanish and English, and he was so proud. Then I told him that next time I taught his class, he better not act like he didn't understand english. That's when it suddenly dawned on him who I was and had such a look on his face
Now that’s funny! I taught my daughter to do armpit farts, really well. In fact she took it to a better level. She loved shopping with Mom, and when Mom bent over to look at pillows in Walmart, guess who let one rip and just turn to look at Mom!
Walterbriggs, I’m sure you are justifiably proud of her. Some of your child’s accomplishments can be best appreciated when you were the one that taught them and they demonstrate their talents so admirably. ( your wife might not agree )
When I got into kindergarten I didn’t speak any English despite being born in this country. My parents spoke German at home. I was raised on a farm out in the boonies. In kindergarten I literally had to learn English or I wouldn’t have any friends. It was a great motivator.
Helps with traffic stops, too. 😂 My friend "translated" for me. I pointed to the Interstate sign and started speaking pigeon Greek when the cop started talking and my friend told him I thought the I-75 sign was the speed limit sign. it helps if you talk loud, non-stop and use a lot of hand gestures.
In high school we had an elderly substitute teacher, a man, who was hard of hearing. During him calling the roll call we decided to stop talking when called on. He had 2 hearing aids. We would only mouth our responses but now sound. Each time we did this he would turn up his hearing aid. By the end of class it was all the way up. The class bell rang and he bolted out of his chair. I still remember him calling us every name you could use. It was a class of all guys.
Because of course the teacher knew that wasn't a real native name and thought she was making fun of the kids, but I think she was just being a kid and being funny.😂
I enjoy your humour, but I directed YT to not recommend your channel to me anymore because all you do is release Tik-Tok-style SHORTS. Down with Tik-Tok and down with shorts... to ankle level! 😜
