When Your Roommate Borrows Your Chonies Because She Doesn't Want to do Laundry 

Sophomore yr: had a roommate who showered only once a month and wore the same outfit everyday. Out room smelled like cottage cheese. She also would take poops and never flush. I asked to switch but the school refused saying there were no other roommates. I had started spraying her with febreeze every night when she was asleep.

“That’s how I feel about my weed pen” NEVER FELT ANYTHING MORE

I relate HARD to Deison as I am also the shy eldest daughter/sister. Growing up with an outgoing younger sister is both a blessing and a lil traumatizing lol

“You want hot water with lemon?” 😭

rIGHT ON TIME FOR MY REWATCH LOLLLLLL. I LOVE YALLL!!!!! ❤❤

The 5’2” RA Juan watching this listening to you call him a weirdo and finally knowing who took his Mystery Machine : 🧍🏽‍♂️

mopeds always remind me of the Lizzie mcguire movie, also i love the thought of drew on one considering how tall she is 🤣❤️

Yay Now I have something to listen to at work 🤪. I'm really looking forward to cracking up

They re-uploaded cause the sound was wonky in the beginning. Btw nobody's ever stealing my chonies either. That's wild

Deison, I absolutely love you, but I hate how much I relate to you Deison. lmao bro why are we so damn shy!! Some of her stories are just like me. The older sister that probably would've been better off as the younger sister. Super shy, introverted, loves being with my mom, will cling to my little sister and let her make friends for us whenever I'm given the chance. I remember in pre-school I wouldn't play with anyone unless the kids asked me to play with them or the teacher made me go play with them and one day my mom was like "you just need to go up to them and start playing, you can't wait for an invitation" and while her saying that stuck with me, my shy ass absolutely did not follow her advice because hello, what if they don't like me or think I'm annoying?? I also brought my mom with me to my first day of college because I didn't know how to take the bus and she had to show me how to get to and from school lmao. She didn't go inside my classes but her being on campus with me my first day feels very Deison coded. I also almost went to UofO so that's silly that we almost went to the same college too.

I’m literally obsessed with this podcast ever since Brit was on like binge watching every episode and they’re all so mf funny I cant I love y’all sm I’m glad I have something to look forward to every week 😌

I second drew on my weed pen is the worst thing to happen to me 😂❤

omg deison, I feel so seen I've been wanting to start decorating for fall allllll week but everyone keeps telling me I'm a weirdo for even thinking about it 😩 but fcuk it I'm going to start on the weekend anyways lol 🙌 🍂🍃🍁🎃

I was an RA for one semester and it was the worst semester of college lmao. They literally told me "we're gonna give you the worst floor" like uh OKAY!??? And it was indeed horrible.. The other RAs apologized constantly that i had that floor. Never left my room bc they all hated me. 2 rooms had to be redone bc the girls treated them like literal shit. Not worth the trauma imo ☠️

The mystery machineee LMAOOO

HEY I was in the middle of that when it DISAPPEARED

I’ve been binge watching all the episodes! Love you guys 🩷

Like Drew, I refuse to watch the streamys because I decided she won and Deison was a surprise nom that swept. I made my own ending

TIME FOR MY THERAPY SESSION BEFORE MY THERAPY SESSION LOL

I was like 2 episodes in one day ?!?

Did y’all take it down and repost it? I watched the first half at like 7 am today and then now I’m getting to finish the last half 🤔🤔🤔 lmk so I don’t think im going crazy

Never been so early to something ! Love you guys so much. Tuesdays with you two and Brittany make my work day 1000% better

freshman year of college one of my friends had such a janky bike that he would never lock it up in hopes it got stolen which it did three times and every single time he would find it ditched on the side of the road a couple blocks away

Ayeee! Finally watching early!! Happy Tuesday girlies!! 💜🫶🏽✨💅🏽

Do you want a pipe and some slippers?! 😂😂😂

the immediate grimaces after the 😁😁😬

I knew a guy at the PSU dorms that had an entire SHEET of wood that blocked the entryway. The entire entryway to keep the weedsmoke from the hallway door.. lmaooo these stories unlocked that memory of them barely being able to lift this wall-sized home depo shit

the way i clicked on the episode and immediately looked up the word chonies 💀

43:15 this moment keeps me young,

Slm 😂 The brand is called simple modern!

RIGHT ON TIME MY BIG SISTERS

Idk if y’all re uploaded this but I could’ve sworn I saw it this morning maybe i jumped time 😅

Finally it's back the first time around the video errored out in the middle of my watch 😅

So crazy to me to think I was at UH Manoa same time as Drew, wish we would’ve been friends!!!

yay yay😄

why did my freshman year roommate also go topless within the first five minutes of meeting??

does anyone remember what the spray is called? the one to cover the smell of 🍃

Part 2? :,)

I think the sound got blocked :/ the whole video is silent for me

No sound for me either😢

Those Bath and Body room sprays are bomb! But you legit only need a small spritz. I learned the hard way! 😂 I fumigated myself out my room the first time I used it 🫠

As a Mexican I LIVE for when Drew says chonies 😂

30:37 this part is so funny bc you can just picture the dude like 🧍🏽 watching drew drive off LMAOOO

Tbh the RA hallway decorations were a pain! My college required like 4 a semester and I always Cried when someone stole mine or threw them away tbh

27:58 the way y'all said "that's crazy" in unison

You guys have lived soo many different lives its insane lol Drew in her moped era is ICONIC

Unfortunate that you have to repost but as i comment previously i loved that topic so much and love you both ❤❤❤❤❤❤

just wanna say as a fellow devil’s lettuce partaker, plus my anti-anxiety meds i have CONSTANT cotton-mouth so i’ve learned over the past 7 years that either plastic water bottles or reusable water bottles are my safety blanket. i need water 24/7 😂

I was an RA my junior and senior year of collage and I’ve seen too many things… like knocking on someone’s door for a noise complaint because they were doing the do so loud. Or busting the campus weed dealer the first day of classes 🙃 still worth the free housing tbh

I worked by Auburn university and they drive motorized scooters and the wrecked all the time.

omg y’all are the best for reuploading this!!

also, the melman comparison LMAO drewww dfkm sis 😂

Deison is always snitchin 21:24 😂😂😂😂

Happy Two Idiot GIIRRSS Tuesday yall :P

Ok but the simple modern tumblrs are 100% better than the Stanley tumblrs

It’s the Simple Modern tumbler!! I also got that brand instead of Stanley 😂 but everytime I see the S|M I think it says slim lol

Please do more of these stories! I wanted mine to get picked so bad lol

wooooooo 🎉🎉🎉 help me get thru my work day plssss

Ooh the sound is great with this re-upload!!!

commenting this from my 4th grade account LOL but i always do the “woooo” and then smile and then do the squid stare w drew hahaha u guys are my comfort podcast fr 🩷🩷 make me feel so happy and safe always, thank u guys for being so real!!

Hearing drew thank us🥹🥹 Nawh thank y’all?! 🤍

I just love your podcast lol