When your roommate is Lazy Pot Noodle  

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Omg 33 mins ago hiii

Hello!

omg an hour ago haiii!!!!

30th like

Kaylee

"kAyLeE"

"it stink in here"

Kaylee is my name

@@KayleeSims2 Did you argue with the Lazy Pot Noodle woman

Which

“I DIDNT KNOW 😢 “

That’s my name 😭

​@@Arisjod BAHJAAA😭

I HEARD THAT TOO!!!

Fr I was dying

"it smell like toes" got me dying 😭🤚

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My favorite part was the big girl said what’s that to the vegetables

fr bro like it does😂

kayle washing her dishes in the toilet

​@@jamiehamilton6887Don't be jealous Jamie.😂

@@jamiehamilton6887 how you know know that Jamie?

😂😂😂😂

She said it 12 times fr ​@@daivondixon

Same girl😂

I felt like it was spelled a different way each time like Kailey... Kaylee... KAYLIEGH!!!!

@@Ms9mmBeretta right😂😂

That’s a guy

My black ass is visiting Kaylee, that looks good as hell 😂😂😂.

By the time she was done so was the meal . 😂😂😂

It’s a split screen

Hold up let her cook

I thought it was it smells like toast XD

i thought it was it smells like pho

Lolll💀💀🌚🌚

I thought it was it smells like soap lol

MIZUKI PFP

or "shhh, everybody shut up it's the RA" through the door after you knock on it

Righttt😂😭

man it got me talking back to her like she can hear me 💀 got me feelin like i murdered someone 😭😭

She said it 12 times

Taku from home

​@@kitty_preppygurlyeah

RIGHTTTT

Fr I can't hold my laugh 😂

Kaylee. Kaylee. Kaylee!

Someone needs to animate that

😂

İt's not real it's edited

As she continues cooking 🍳 🧑🏾‍🍳 🥘 😂😂

I mean... If somebody did wake up in the middle of the night and I was cooking I would offer some too. If I wouldn't go to bed on an empty stomach, why would I let anybody else?

​@@RoxanneSwithinI'm up friend, can you make some extra broccoli? Imma roll us a joint!

@@jjohn3677 fuck yeah brother, my hubby would like to get in on that joint too. Let's have a food party I'll make some soup and bread for the cold.

I unfortunately woke up to my roommate cooking (burning) bacon and eggs.

yaaaaahh

“Aw what I didn’t know-“

It stinks?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That part took me out, and then with the bonnet swinging 😭😭💀⚰️

​@Golden_freak_Leeah79"Sorry 🤓"

Made for the streets 💸

"Abusing the trust of other people is so cool😂😂" This sorta sentiment only mostly comes from people that have been hurt themselves and still are not over it

​@@JustJoshIsUnavailable😂facts

spit yor sheet indeedly

We might see her on the 🟧⬛️

Yh I think her name’s Kaylee

No more like 0% argument 100% kaylee 😂

Fr only kaylee

am Kaylee lol

She said Kaylee a total of 12.5 times

“I’LL SHARE WITCHU!!!” 😂

She defo wouldn't turn it down

She sounds like my aunt, like she be playing like that. Being okay until she breaks of other bull 😂

Yeaaah

@@GuadalupeGuacamoleand then the "KAYLEE" at the end was just the icing on the cake fr

There's no way it stink she trippin 😂

@@jmed03are you dumb? The amount of grease stains on that bad is probably crazy ofc it would stink

😂

It's an ad for their cookware, it's not really in a dorm

I always thought they just had single dorms with no roommates to be able to do that 😂

2.4k

​@@AngelMary998and no comments let me fix that perhaps?

@@JoshHipHopLivin bro a chain

Likes and 3 reply's... Not my problem...

@@AngelMary998 So is it true or no?

More like 99.9% Kaylee

nuh uh its 90% "Kaylee😡" and 10% "Yeah?😃"

My name is kaylee...

@@scary_cUte3 Ollo

40% it stink

😂 and she keeps going too

It is a green screen

thats not what a green screen is?

​@@Kendall_plays It's called a duet

😂😂

😭😭😭

What?!

😂😭

Yes we totally don't have ears, you totally have to repeat something we all heard

@@turquoisephoenix6548yeah we did need it thank god. There was no subtitles so I was very confused

LOL 😂

lololool

Is smells like toes💀🤪😭

BAHAHAHAHAAHA😂😂

One of them roommates who be complaining 'bout nothing

SAME LOL

the way i was hoping thats what she said LMAO

@@r.ianuhhnah home girl got beef with the fried rice💀💀💀

Nah try cooking In your room that shit does smell

@@Ghostinuratticshi gone smell weird and her sheets gonna smell like oil and grease

It’s the fingers to eyes for me 😂

Ok.

It looks like it smells good in there to me

​@@JirehNiesheALlarena Ok.

Same!! 😂 The entire video was great, but the toes comment got me 😂

toes be so juicy and delicious

Just goes to show some people don't get out much to enjoy some good food.

😂 same

Even if it doesn’t stink you know that smell of food is seeping into every fabric in that room. Clothes smelling like old hibachi

😂😂

Other side dude is crazyyyyyy 😂

How many side dudes does she have? 😂

Too many side dudes

Because you can relate to it?

No you not dead

@@xxrockxsolidxx6550she isn’t actually dead she is being sarcastic

@@Harper89339The english language is a spell casting language she basically cursed herself is what hes saying. ofc you wouldnt know that because you havent studied yo bible girly!!!!!

@@DiscipleCB assuming that's what they meant is so funny lmfao they were just being contrarian. english ain't no more capable of casting spells than any other language

​@@DiscipleCB schizophrenia is a serious condition, I hope you find help soon.

Cuz of dat belly sweat😂

🎶Yall ain't gonna get any sleep because of me!🎵

@@kellywilliams3082 wut you playin.? 😳

As soon as I seen “it’s giving” I knew you were a female straight away. Y’all need to get a new vocabulary and stop speaking like 12 year olds

“👏Y’all aint get no sleep cause of me” 🍳

"no bb it stink"😭😭

😂😂😂😂

It looks good, but baby...it stinks 💀

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“KAYLEEEE!-“ 💀💀💀

Dead ass!!! I use to go str8 to that mf. My ppl paid tooooo much for me to stay on campus 😂😂😂

Me asf and is! 😂

😂😂😂

*kaylee

@@vonstarrzwe don’t know how it’s spelt so there’s no need to correct someone

exactly 12 times wth😂😂

😂

Exactly

legit tho. My sophomore year of college a chick snuck in a toaster and used it in the shared kitchen. Fire alarms went off and firefighters said the toaster in the kitchen was the cause. Same chick two weeks later then was trying to make burgers on the stove and my roommate and I both agreed it smelled like burnt olive oil (both of us were like who tf can burn olive oil). Firefighters came again cause alarms AGAIN. Then 20 mins after allowed back in our dorm, alarms go off again, same chick trying to cook. Firefighters and cops sourced it to the stove/oven AGAIN. Then again it happened. 3 times in one night, in one hour. They unplugged the stove/oven. No one could cook rest of the semester thanks to that one chick.

But how the toaster got the room smelling like FEET 🦶🤢

Fr tho 😂

​@@brandonthomas9352 Michael from the office burning his foot on the George Foreman grill has entered the chat.

@@teaareuh ♨️♨️♨️🧅🦶🤮🤣

I don’t think she talkin ab sharing food at this point lol 🤣

Share your food- works for me

Nah fuck rice with peas

She doesn't want a funky roommate 😮

Dat was dat crack she was smellin

😂😂😂😂

that's so true you're not supposed to have that open heat source

😂😂😂

Imagine paying for housing you cant even cook in. Thats insane

As long as she shares I'd happily wake up to that noise

Same lmao, and i love caramelized onions​@sherbetron

​@@sherbetron For real. Nothing better to wake up to than a Sauteeing girl lol. Well maybe one or two things

@@sherbetronfuck that.. caramelized onions the second you wake up would be disgusting. especially if she did it all the time.

These smells will linger bad though! But if afterwards she simmers a citrus cinnamon pot and always keep baking soda open. 😂😊

I'm your 1000th like 😫😫😫

you were not rolling

Your side dude, and your other side dude😂

😂😂😂😂

So does ur mouf but u don't hear me saying ish

the fact that its my name too HAHAHA

Black people 101

KAYLEE IT STINK

Actually nvm, anyone who's cool with _2 SIDE DUDES_ let alone 1 side dude deserves to be kept up at night.

Home girl's for the streets.

@@trevannahwynter1533 Girl’s legs open wider then a basking shark’s mouth bro 😭

There just coming over for her cooking

​@SJ-ni6iy Fr hahaha😂

Same

and would 😂😂

Word

Okay lol that looks good and some of us are habitually starving

yea me to

😂😂😂😂

Isstink in here baby it smells like toes

Kaye*

Hey as long as they shared with me I'd be all good

@@optprime98haha

i mean she got it all out already

I mean she already started she might as well not waste it

That was fuked up like respect ppl boundaries but it's a video I get it

She said she'll share... so all will be forgiven after they're fed 😂

"it STINK" Lose the "s" ... must be from Wisconsin or maybe Canada

Easy request when you're not the roommate.😂

It was giving Habachi to me ngl 😂

😂😂😂

For real like TF she complaining for 😂

Youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯

*Dont read my name*

It be like that tho

@@gshajshjsokay

Keep this dumb crap on tiktok..

Yes now give it all

And do

Well it's not my food it's my foots 😂

@@krissiamartinez5695 lol

"smell like toes" imma chop off them grippers

Thats nastyyyy ​@@krissiamartinez5695

My name is Kayli lol

Kaylee count: 12

😂😂😂😂

I'm your 1,000th like

I thought it said "It smell like ho-

it smelt like toes 💀 how does she know 💀

We always have to add the “baby.” 😂 Gives it a little umph. 🤣🤣

😂😂😂

That's wild 😂😂😂

Because it’s cringe

Sla-- ummmm never mind 😂😂

I’d just be happy to be getting some fire free meals 😂

“KAYLEE, KAYLEE COULD I TALK YO YOU RQ’

its the casual waking her up cuz none of her side dudes or bf came over, ig xD

YAAAAAAAA

bro my name is kayleigh and i got sooo scared for a second

Bro when I first watched this video she actually said my name and my brother was watching this I thought he was on live 😂😂

@@K4ys_Subs my name is Kaylee and I got scared to

@@AM_KIWIWIWIE Dangg! ngl if my name was kaylee and then someone calls me, I would be scared too

That’s the part😂

It’s not even that funny

@@johnortegon854 well apparently, it is to 800 people

@@johnortegon854 nobody asked you but ok

Didn't it said "sauce"? 🎀

"I was cool when your OTHER side dude came over"😂😂😂😂

​@user-jl8lp4fn8v "No Kayley it's stink...it's really do stink..."

When your Other side dude 😂😂

I feel attacked😂

😂😂😂

I mean, yeah. No lies.

right, this chick's just jealous

i amm

@@kaylee.lee11 🤣🤣🤣

Right! I’m like, the food is looking good to me. Pass the plate this way

The fact that’s my name but with one e (Kayle) I thought it was my sleep paralysis, trying to wake me up💀😭

Katie’s for the streets

@@CrazyFiz001BRO ME TOO but it’s spelled kaeleigh

​@@CrazyFiz001BYE Kayle is my online name and Kaylee is my real name 😭

My name is Kailey❤❤❤❤

My name kalieh my name starts with a k

Why you put an crying emoji: 😭

@@sillySinos it’s a crying laughing emoji 😂

😂😂😂

@@sillySinosdang I did not know there were some people who were left who don’t know if we turnt the emoji into the laughing emoji

shes very funny

​@@lazypotnoodlesis she ur real roommate?

@@bubblegumz3301no

​@@bubblegumz3301 i dont think they are roomates man

@@newyork2152😭😭

“It stink in here BaBy” has me 💀

😂😂😂😂😂 Kaylee is that friend

Your the only one who knows there's kailees and not just Kaylee thank you

Yo that line did me innnnnnn 😭

😂😂

i feel like i should take i personally...

That’s my name

@@Kaylee-zo3grHIII

My name is Kayli it was so jarring 😂😂😂😂

LMFAOOOO

Kaylee isn't the problem, she is. And let's be honest, she'd eat that with Kaylee. She looks like she hasn't missed a meal before she was born 😂

🤡🤡

@@capricornh9🪞

thtats my nameee

@@capricornh9🍦

​@@capricornh9🚜

😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂Nahh we laughing but imagine irl and your room mate just says really ? And still chops onions while you complain about it

@@TerryKay. You gotta respect the diligence at some point lmao and just negotiate cooking times later, cuz they finna make they food regardless 😂

Fr

I got that kind of roommate,she was the worst. She talk to her boyfriend all over night till 3 am. Her bag stinked because of naftalin- the thing to keep goods safe from mouse and moles. So when naftalin wasnt measured well and manufacturer add too much, goods will stink and this stink will never freshening bye washing and airing.

@@karyqyz oh my god i feel so bad for you- that must've been horrible for you

@@karyqyz naftalin is good for bad bugs, you dont kill them with it but they will avoid the object, as a child my mom was afraid of me getting from other kids and bringing home so she would sparkle under the bed (between the mattress and the bed frame) every week, never felt like smeled bad, also I had strong allergy to mite and she was afraid of that só she wanted to kill everything that could be on our matress

i finally found someone else with a mocha bear pfp =0

It’s hibachi and it always tastes so delicious!

I thought she said baby not kaylee 😭

Actually, I think she did say baby

@@miainsauga813at the beginning but towards the end she says kaylee it stink

Rt she gets down she don't play

@@krekiwionly thing she playin is them dudes😭

No I ain’t

Actually, she is.... 😂

Cooking isn’t hard and cheating makes you a loser

surprised the whale didn’t take the offer

@@ugglass7277surprised your dumb self knew how to even spell whale.

@@ugglass7277 your foul, shame on you

@@ugglass7277Did that comment make you feel better??

@@battlerudee oh wait you do look like her look at the pfp

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I was searching for this comment dude like girl has like 100 side dudes

😭😭😭

I knew a girl in highschool who had three boyfriends 😮

She deserves the stinkiest roommate for that

thx

frr

@@lazypotnoodlesyou can literally cook better than Jamie Oliver

IMM SAYINN

Lmao she one of those and hit you w the bullshit “thx” 😂

😂 SAMEEE!!! I would love some minus the shrimp. She hooked it up!

😂 SAMEEE!!! I would love some minus the shrimp. She hooked it up!

I'm telling you it looks good!!

No deadass. Like "oh you Sharon??? Let me mind my hungry ass business then" likeeee😂😂😂

Same, one time this girl made beef Wellington in a dorm that was approved by Ramsey himself, do what you want, I just gotta share

That’s my name lol

Fr tho

Annoying af, can’t come up with no whimsy articulate wordplay so she just repeats the same thing. 🤡 👎

😂😂😂

It’s not the food. I’ll tell you that much

​@@davidseifferleinfilmit's probably you

😂😂

"I DiDn'T kNoW!"