When Your Wife Sends You to the Grocery Store 

My #1 rule of the grocery store is: Never go hungry, otherwise you buy the whole store.

"You wanna just shop for me? Or?" 😂 would've been gold if he would've said, OH YOU BETCHA, YEAH.

Classic! I particularly like the security guy in the background making sure you are not going to rob the store.

You forgot, LEAVE YOUR PHONE AT HOME! This way she can't add to the list when you're halfway through checkout

🤣 But one of my favorites, the late, great comedian Jeanne Robertson and her sketch: “Never Send a Man to the Grocery Store”.

My wife writes the list in order they are in the store. Especially when I go to Costco.

the charcuterie employee hopefully is not an aspiring actor, dude couldn't hold the laugh in before he was even addressed haha LOVE THESE SKITS

Tip #4. Make friends with the security officer in the store; then, they will have no idea that you are filming a RU-vid video to distract them while your accomplice shoplifts everything on the list.

Other Pro-tip get the "wrong" brand sometimes. Although that is just an even larger gamble because you might not only have to go back to get the right one but you may have to return the first one.

the security filming you 🤣

Charcooperie!! That's Norwegian for charcuterie. 🙂

it's literally so true!! every moment of the video is perfect!!

That cop really wanted to be in your video. Guessing Sweet Potato guy was afraid you'd kidnap him lol

And to think I was the only one who admired and whispered sweet nothings to the fresh meat display. 😂 On a side note - I wish Meijer would bring back the fresh lobster tanks they use to have. I would never miss a chance to go visit and chit-chat with them. Ah, the good ole days.

You're great pal! I absolutely love it!

A condition of getting my license as a teen was that I had to do the grocery store runs whenever asked. A couple years later, I met the guy who’d eventually become my husband. So being in that soppy phase, he offered to go along. He is very linear and has this whole point A to point B map he followed in stores. By contrast, my mother wrote things in no order apparent whatsoever. And she had very hard to decipher handwriting. Her other list quirk was abbreviating things. So even if you figured out what was written, knowing what it meant was another story. The poor man nearly had a meltdown trying to figure out whether “TP” meant toilet paper, toothpaste, or tomato paste.

I freeze up when I get sent to the grocery store. I'm usually bugging the older ladies because I know they are moms and they know where everything is.

The cop looking at you going. What’s up with this loon! Noticed the YB hoodie and looks it up. Oh you betcha! 3:06

You know what'd be great to eat while watching the game? *A meat and cheese tray.* +1, Wife.

Bro, that security guard at the end was on his ass trying to blend in

That last tip thou 😂

I called "HyVee" within 5 seconds. Yes 🎉💪

I wonder what the cop at the end was waiting for 😂

HyVee has kept the florescent trade in business.

Looks like the old security guard came snooping finally to see what was going on ! 🤣🤣🤣

Hy-Vee. have not heard those words since the early 90s in IA. ha!

Your grocery store has a happy hour with appetizers and beer on top? Mind blown.

Classic Midwest, spend half the day at the market and the other half at the hardware store. Weekend completed.

Hilarious and so true!

I do this all the time, no problem for I know the stores really well. ❤

Happy hour at a grocery store!? I need this!

love the obvious cop just standing there the whole time ... lol

Sent my husband to get quinoa once. He couldn’t pronounce quinoa. So he called me from the store and asked “where do I find kooinoha”. Lol 😂

Love your videos helps my PTSD

I know people legitimately like this 🤣 It’s like I’m a crazy person because I’m a man who likes to grocery shop and cook dishes I enjoy eating

Love the videos. Just bought a pull tab investor shirt for my sister as a Christmas gift. Goes witht lottery scratchers and white claws im giving her. That is Midwest as hell!

Love the videos keep it up 👍

I haven't been in a grocery store in over 20 years ,u just gotta straightened them out right from the get go

That’s a great picture for 1950! It’s so funny. My wife is tricky. He always makes me shop for stuff knowing how funny it will be.

So true!👍🤣

And that police officer is still standing there!!

You remind me so much of PapaMeat it drives me crazy. Lol love your videos man

lol your funny! I work at my grocery store's meat department as a stocker and wrapper, I wish you went shopping I'd love to help you out .

Good stuff yayhh

This guy and I would be too good of friends.😂

So cool he is at HY VEE!!!!! our local store!!!

If this is your spouse (which is totally my hubby) invest in online grocery pick-up 😂

Tip 5. Grab a rack of Busch Lattes for the garage fridge! Wife grocery store run tax.

Life hack for this… deliver groceries. 😅

Where's the sweet potato guy? 😆

Forgetting something on the list is amazing. Either she sends you back and you get more beer or she doesn't trust you to get the groceries anymore and you get more beer otw home. It's flawless.

Is that "c" word supposed to be a well known word? 😂 so glad im single 💀

The diner at Hy-Vee is a pretty good rabbit hole

Boot Scootin'

miles you should send tackle box in for your groceries next time

How to survive a grocery store during a snowstorm: Step 1- Go to the aisle that has the bread and milk Step 2- Panic because all the bread and milk is gone

You forgot the beer section

whats up with the security cop? lol

HOLY FISH GREASE!!!!!!!! Am I seeing Steaks for under 10 bucks a pound??????? (2:30) Thats Freakin It, I'm moving to the Midwest!!!!!

Always add Busch lattes to the list.

why is the security guy following you? SHOP LIFTER!

Buuuuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhhhh lite😆

To help with #3, screw up #1 and #2, then "guess" and buy a bunch of those free items. (Bonus points if it's BOGO and you know what BOGO is). Do that a couple times and you'll be banished.

I prefer to do the shopping cause it means I can get more beer without having to convince them lol

My wife learned not to take/send me grocery shopping, because I go up and down EVERY aisle and throw stuff in like I'm 5.

2:27 to make this more confusing true yams are from a completely different family of plants than sweet potatoes. Yes, they're still plants where you eat the root/tuber but that's about it.

Tip #4 should be getting something that's not on the list but ya got it cause it was cheap or free, or very expensive but it's ur favorite so why not!!

How to write off your groceries 101

If you wanna know where the good food is follow the old people. They have all the secrets. But you gotta follow from a far, like stay 4-5 cart lengths back then offer to grab something off a shelf.

Ask where the milk is, lol , the most bare necessity, that was good

Idk what grocery store has a bar and restaurant in it but i want to go there haha

If Charlie's still single, tell him my grocery store is in da woods and what I don't get in da woods I get from da farm and discount store And I don't make lists.🙈🙉🙊😜

Miles you need to renew the Busch light vs series there’s still so many you could do

You don't ACTUALLY forget something, you just leave it in the truck!!! Then when she sends you back, you go visit your local bar!!!

1:58 the labels behind him look like my PH search history... Asian Asian Asian Hispanic Hispanic

there is no survival

Going to the grocery store when you're single and living on your own is easy.. fast forward to a wife and 3 kids and it's hell on earth

My dad calls my mom 3-5 times while at the store just to make sure he buys what she wants. It annoys my mom, but I just laugh because it wouldn’t be normal if my dad didn’t call her when at the store.

Bro.....I've been married since 2015.......where TF was this video all these years????

Aldi. 5 aisles. Minimal rabbit holes

I work at a HyVee and this is hilarious

1. Never go to grocery store on empty stomach 2. Make a list and organize by category, ie fruits, veg, meats, drinks, etc 3. Don’t go to grocery store at prime times, like a Saturday or Sunday 4. Don’t fall for the “it’s on sale” gimmick 5. Get Walmart plus and get groceries delivered free, you’ll save dozens of hours and there really are no fees, other than the membership

Never have called it a meat and cheese tray. It's always been a summer sausage and cheese tray.

#2: It's pronounced "adult Lunchable".

Security is waiting for you to finish making your video, he wants to talk to you

I'm not even allowed to go to the grocery store. She goes when i'm at work.

Let that guy know I’m single.

when your wife (no wife here, we're still unmarried) messages you for toilet paper because she's trapped in the bathroom don't message back "I figured while I'm here I might as well get the ENTIRE GROCERY LIST." she didn't think I was messing with her and literally thought she'd be stuck there for over an hour.

Game of Lawns season two coming 2023?

Wife tip text the list with pictures of the products if you want a certain brand.

My man. How do you go to Hy-Vee and not pick up a breakfast pizza?!

😂🤣😅

Not only have I never heard of charcuterie I'm shocked they made signs for it already

I'm glad you finally let Ryan the t-shirt guy in one of your videos. The fake facial hair was a nice touch. Makes him look a little more mature.

The saying things the right way is too funny when years ago my sister was shopping for pollock fillets and said them like polak. After a minute or two of confusion the worker laughed and told her it was pronounced pol-lak. Never will not call them polak fillets whenever it doesn't matter though in honor of her and that story.

Tip 1: only shop at stores with an app showing the aisle locations of items. Like I have time to go on a treasure hunt looking for gluten free flour. Is it in the baking section or gluten free section? Maybe an end cap? Who knows? App knows.

The most important rule for me is do not indulge in the devils lettuce before hand, or you will leave with a giant jar of pickles, three different hot sauces and every flavor of hamburger helper because there was a sale and u wanted to try every kind

What’s the difference between a ram and a ford 😂😂

Everyone's commenting on the cop, but ours out here are on permanent duty after a mass shooting. I'd not do anything weird in grocery stores anymore. Or tell them you're being weird and buy them some chips.

“Why can’t they just call it a meat and cheese tray?”Right?? Smh 🤦‍♀️