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I love how he's mad that his coworkers will tell everyone about him shitting his pants but is completely fine with disclosing that information to 2.83 million subscribers
It's always hard to believe that there are people falling out of 25-foot trees and breaking all their bones while I'm sitting at a desk doing math homework.
Safe to say my life would not make a great action movie! Also--just going to shamelessly plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)
As a former Firefighter, I can confirm, we do in fact love saving lives and helping people, and we LOVE embarassing the ever loving daylights out of our brothers and sisters. There are, in fact, only 2 rules for pranks and such, DO NOT mess with the gear or the food.
@@Klekowksii Pretty much, we don't generally wear it unless needed. Yes, we have tests where it's required so they can ensure (they being command) we can function in it, but imagine itching powder, or changing people around so stuff doesn't fit, it can delay us, or render gear unusable, which is NOT good.
@@SheepdogSmokey I know. I was just being silly tbh. I may enjoy spicy food, but I know a lot of people don't. My mum, for example, went puce after a tiny bit of vindaloo sauce. I eat vindaloo quite happily
Lived with a paramedic that became an ER doc. He, like you, had stories. He was hard, tough, and it meant something when he said he met the toughest guy. Apparently this man shattered both his legs, but was dead calm, responding normally. They had no idea what was wrong with him. Then noticed his feet were backwards. They bumped his foot and all he said calmly was “pain, lotta pain” and refused meds. Ryan had mad respect for his ability to ignore his pain.
It's still Funny LOL. Come on most of Us have been their in the back of the bus with this issue. Teriyaki sea food wraps and Tacos , Come on we have all did this one time .🤨
I totally feel you on that last point, Jason. I was so sick while trying to refrain from soiling myself, my partner actually diverted to another ED. As soon as he stopped, he ran around back, and hopped in as I ran out. The staff was understandably confused by my sudden dash for the commode, but once it was learned what had happened, they sent the doc out to ensure our patient was stable enough to continue on to the destination hospital, and then supply me with some Immodium.
Imodium is magic. I'm usually backed up, but when I'm not it's messy. Ended up giving some to a co-worker at a pool once. He was embarrassed to admit it, but like dude, I'm already carrying it, I don't think there's anything you can say to me that would shock me. He was a newbie, I was shift supervisor, he came up telling me he needed to leave for a bit. I could let people leave, but I needed something to write down. He told me he needed to get meds, I told him the ones I had, he didn't recognize the name Imodium and asked what it was, I said "anti diarrheal", and I could instantly see on his face that's what he needed. Thankfully I was able to convince him that I never talk about who I give meds to, and after pointing out I already had them, he admitted it and took them.
Love the fact he is willing not only tell you about the time he dropped a brown surprise in a bad day bus but also make a comedy sketch about it 🤣 Complete respect bud, complete respect
Once he said it himself to the whole world they will stop making fun of him. Anyway, what do you think that surgeons do when they can't move away for hours?
Your stories are absolutely entertaining, it's as if we were living those experiences with you. You make moments that could easily be distressful, quite humorous to hear.
Bro you handled my mom's call last month on 1-24-24....i spoke to you at the hospital after yall brought her into the ER...she past that day but i want to say thank you for tryin to save her life...I knew it was a reason your face stayed with me from that day...me and my fam appreciate you and your team 🕊🕊🕊🥺🥺
That brain injury story is a good example of why you should introduce yourself and/or get to know your neighbors. You never know when they might save your life by seeing that something is off and vice versa
Met my mom’s new neighbors after a dump truck slammed into the back by of our stopped car as we were about to turn into the neighborhood. Nice welcome wagon making sure I didn’t move. Now if only I could remember ANYTHING ELSE
@@finn7599 I think they mean like my old neighbor who would fly model planes over my yard when I was a kid. Some dudes just like launchin' em. Remarkably, we got to know each other because I liked watching them, and it sort of broke the ice. Our families became very good friends, traded Christmas gifts. One day, my dad was working in the yard, I was playing out there, neighbor was next door on a ladder doing some kind of home improvement. This happens a lot, he knows his shit for the most part, but today, something slips. It happens. Down he goes. It isn't more than a minute before Dad's over there, checking it out, next thing I know he's talking to neighbor's wife, and, thankfully, neighbor. He'd busted his leg all to hell, but that was it. Neighbor's wife calls 911, dude's off to the hospital, full recovery. Roofing is absolutely terrifying. I'm really glad that this story has a boring ending.
The tree fall story is insane and it pretty much happened to me too! Had a 65 year old guy cleaning gutters for his wife. He fell off a 13 foot ladder from the top rung. Calm as a cucumber, just saying his side hurts. Had a shattered right hip, flail chest, pneumothorax. On the way to the hospital he asks "so what kind of monitors do you guys have?" We were dumbfounded and confused. He worked for a company that sold monitors to ambulances (no, we didn't have his monitor but wish we did cuz we hated the ones we had lol)
I hope he's doimg okay now! Shock is a heck of a thing for sure. I missed a step in my house and ended up severely rearranging my left ankle. It never hurt the entire time even after the ER put it back into place (though they did knock me out for that). It just felt completely numb. The human body is really bizarre and totally awesome sometimes.
@@1bootliz Wow, you must have a high tolerance too. I twisted my ankle during a hike and immediately dropped chest first into a tree while hugging said tree and screaming profanities at mother nature. Getting it rearranged and not screaming means something in your brain overwhelmed the pain for sure, kudos for not cursing at flora.
@@LuizAlexPhoenix Endorphins have a tendency to do that. My mom once broke her finger (like, it was on backwards and facing the wrong direction) and she said she didn't feel a thing until the next day.
Fell 18ft from pallet racking a few years back. Landed on my feet and fell back on my butt. My left foot hit the concrete first and absorbed everything(Shattered heel and damaged lateral ankle joint), of course the adrenaline only let me know that after I tried to stand back up, ALMOST the worst pain of my life (god i hate kidney stones).
As an RN who has had many near misses with her own bowels because of a patient crisis.... I laughed so hard I almost had a unfortunate spontaneous bladder moment....which set me off into another crying giggle fit!! While I don't have the personality to pull off incident retellings like you, I have stories that make me wanna say "I'll see you a moo and raise you a 'help! I can't breathe (while yelling full throttle) and I think I woke up dead!'" Hands down was one of the hardest moments to maintain my professionalism. Almost choked and just about fell (tripping over hallway equipment) trying not to burst out laughing!
Hey, don't feel too bad about it. Circumstances happen. The fact that you're out there helping save lives is hopefully way more important to people than one instance of poor timing.
To make ya feel a little better, I was sitting at my desk one day with a room full of male high school students, silently doing seatwork. I am female btw. I had to crap bad and I was starting to feel the pre-crap gas coming down the tunnel. I had to wait for my classroom aid to get back from a break and I was afraid if moved, I would let one rip. So I sat quietly, acting busy grading papers while silently praying to GOD that I wouldn't have a butt blast, or worse, a hershey squirt right in front of the students. Unfortunately, just the action of leaning down to my file cabinet was enough to open it up and I ripped the loudest fart I have ever had. Needless to say, the boys couldn't even try not to laugh, it was so damn funny. The worst part was though, that they all decided to let me know I was not alone and took turns ripping their best ones in a closed room with no windows. The whole school knew about it by the end of the day and I was #1 joke for a few weeks, until we found out about the kid that had to crap every day at 2pm and got completely naked in the boys bathroom to take such crap. Fun times...
Middle school gym class, sitting legs crossed on the gym floor in nice neat lines with everyone silently listening to the teachers instructions and then my body decided that it was time to break the silence and open the pressure relief valve and surprise me and everyone else in that gym with a real banger of a fart that reverberated of the floor and throughout the entire gym!
I've farted in class before, thankfully at the desk. Because elementary schoolers don't think adults fart, they all started accusing each other of who made that godawful smell. To take the heat off me (and for shits and giggles), I leaned in and said solemnly "whoever smelt it dealt it." They immediately started pointing fingers at each other. Literally, they were standing there like it was a mexican standoff pointing fingers at each other.
@@slook7094 This is literally the "who broke it" scene from Parks and Rec but instead of a corporate environment and a broken coffee machine it's an elementary school and a vile fart
So you were literally the butt of their jokes for awhile? My apologies-I’ve been a volunteer firefighter/EMT for over 24 years, and on top of that I’m one of those weird tomboys who find fart humor to be absolutely hilarious!
Thanks for answering my question about this guy who fell off the tree. This must have been horrible. I hope he made it and his face and his mental health is decently restored. I also hope you don't suffer PTSD.
Jason, in my experience ER staff and all branches of Military do this as well. Forever will we go through life thinking "God, I thought everyone would be more mature after high school." I am 33 and this thought still passes my mind at least once a week.
Yeah, well a bit of encouragement. I'm 62 and it doesn't get any better. Of course, when discussing things military, I do remind the average reader to remember, the difference between the Boy Scouts and the military is, the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
High school? Pretty sure there are people stuck in 5th grade sometimes. You would think poop and fart jokes stopped being funny after turning 30 but it somehow gets around to being even funnier. 😂
I can't believe how entertaining this guy is. At times I forget he is an actual EMT/Fire fighter. His story telling is incredible and his acting is not bad. I just wish we had more long episodes but I get it. It's all about shorts now days.
Well I think being EMT plays apart. You know that he cannot overreact a bit so it will makes his job harder and of course what's more best to cover up a really bad situation other than a good sense of humor.
You have my complete sympathy on the more personal story. When I came down with a gastrointestinal illness while I was on the road for an eight hour trip... yeah. That was not fun. I think my poor dad ended up stopping at every single service station between our starting point, and home. And then when we got home, got a call an hour later to ask him to take me to the hospital, because the triage doctor I called was deeply concerned for my physical wellbeing due to the fact blood was coming out of both ends of me, and wanted me to go in for assessment. By the time we left the hospital that night, it was 2am. We'd been awake since 6am the previous day. I wouldn't wish that day on my worst enemy.
@@nikiTricoteuse I am now, thank goodness, but it was horrendous to go through - and all from a viral infection! Some viruses take no prisoners, it seems!
@@KidarWolf Viruses are weird. I contracted Valley Fever (coccidioidomycosis) in 2022 and was unable to eat for five months. Nothing tasted good, most foods were vile, projectile vomiting and had to be put on a PICC line (IV nutrition). I lost 50 pounds and while I can finally eat, food tastes bland. Viruses are weird 😅
@@danaeads919Geez, that's a helluva way to lose weight! Are your taste buds still on strike and, if so, is that a permanent condition? I hope not, for your sake. Feel better, my friend!
@@SilverAuntie Most people are on the Valley Fever (common in Central California) medicine for three months. I had stage 4 and will be on the medicine for two years per my doctor's prediction, lol. The VF caused atrial fibrillation and deep vein thrombosis so I'm now on lifetime meds for that as well. As for my sense of taste, I don't know if its a strange side effect that will eventually go away or if it is related to the VF medication. The VF meds will stop, eventually and then I'll find out what is a permanent or temporary side effect. I have a couple others, but the lack of taste is the biggest one. Nothing tastes good. It's strange.
I have a few ideas about which shorts maybe we could get a follow up about: --> Defenitely the one with the man that though the food goes through lungs -->Remember that call with a guy that didn't want to go to the hospital even though he had a bone sticking out of his foot? -->That man that intterupted you when you were eating and complained about you not working 24/7. I'm kinda curious how your supervisor handled him... --> My last idea (sorry if im giving too many) is about the guy who overdose and after you gave him some narcan he tried escaping through his window. Thats it :D
They can't embarrass you if you embarrass yourself first. That's some good thinking. I love this follow up series and I hope you make more episodes, although you are under no obligation to as the real-world skits are already enough.
Yep. I've had people try to embarrass me to my friends by telling them embarrassing stuff I've done. This has even happened where they told the story to the person who was present for its happening. Like oh no, whatever will I do 😂.
My father was a firefighter between 1978 and 2010. I can confirm everything said here is true. And trust me, these are not even the worst stories... There are heartbraking ones, tragedies, the stupid ones and the ones done to your fellow teammates... All the best Jason and keep up the great work.
This is my first where are they now, and I must say, the rapid fire explanations is not only indicative of your rapid fire work environment but is IMMENSELY appreciated by my adhd brain. Man talk slow, I die. Man talk fast and still get the point across in a funny way, I laugh.
Thanks for sharing another update! Bummer about digestive experience. Sucks in the moment, but as a friend of mine says, "It's a Laugh about Later!". Glad you can keep your sense of humor throughout the years! 😊👍❤️
Yaaaay!! Crispy Kris Kringle lived! I am not surprised about the other two, although I wish I didn't have such personal experience with some of the aspects of those stories. Thanks for the updates! :D
Love this channel. Off the wall humour is the thing that got us through a few incidents. And remember, your buddies only make fun of you 'cuz they love you :)
My dad was a firefighter (retired 8 years ago) and I've heard several different poop stories from him. He said he didn't know anybody that didn't have at least one.
I can very much understand the confused person. I had a bike accident in the forest. I hit my face too and consequently I cant remember 30 minutes of my life. Apparently a woman found me. She asked me if I am okay and I just shaked and answered yes. Luckily she called nonetheless the ambulance after I couldn't really say where I live or whats my name... 😅
I remember in high school, there is this story our teacher told us in technics class. Its probably fake but I kinda love it because of how stupid it is. Basically, there is an emergency button in the classroom which shuts down all tools, power and such. The first day in that classroom, during the walktrough of everything in it, our teacher told us that the emergency button had only been used once before. About 2 years before my time at the school. It was during a lesson in soldering. Naturally when soldering for the first time, all students are told to never, ever touch the iron of a soldering iron with your fingers. So here comes this guy, who wasnt that bright and thought: "well if I can't touch it with my fingers, what about my tongue?" (I'm assuming similar to the idea of licking your fingers and using that to put out a fire, which I also don'f recommend). Safe to say an ambulance had to be called that day. And he now has a split snake-like tongue. Like I said this story is probably fake, but its sheer stupidity sticks with me very well (which is probs why the teacher told it). Now every time I help someone solder anything, I always tell them this story. It actually helps a lot to remind someone of the danger of "ouch iron hot"
I had a day that I managed to accidentally lay the back of my hand across a soldering iron. on the one hand, I can confirm that it is a painful smelly mistake to make. on the other hand, I doubt he had the level of determination it would take to actually burn all the way through his tongue.
Not a soldering iron, but I watched as a classmate in chemistry dropped acid on his tongue, wondering if he would get a high. Instead, he had a hole burned right through his tongue and part of his lip. Of course, none of us tried to stop him besides warning him it was stupid. "If you die, it's your own fault." The following year, a student wondered what would happen if he lit his Zippo lighter near some chemicals and blew up half the lab, injuring multiple students and shutting the lab down for months. Never underestimate the stupidity of teens.
Ich bin mir absolut sicher, dass diese Geschichte wahr ist. Man kann garnicht so blöde denken wie manche Leute handeln. Aus diesem Grund hinken Sicherheitsvorschriften auch IMMER hinterher, weil es IMMER einen Trottel gibt, der die Lücke findet, die ihm den Darwin Award bringt.
I love this guy! His story telling is entertaining, his acting is hilarious and his humor is spot on. I wonder if this guy is a Dad? He seems like he would be such a great father or that awsome uncle you look forward to seeing. ❤❤
It didn't even occur to me that I hadn't seen any write "shit happens" yet, so now I'm trying to control my laughter to let my kitten keep sleeping and not wake her...... I'm dying right now of inner laughter though....
It is always great to hear that ALL these dear people healed up and went home with a complete recovery-I pray! Thank you for sharing, Jason! I love your videos!
I knew it was you having the code brown!!! 😂😂😂 I was going to beg in the comments to hear that story. You’re my new favorite RU-vidr for knowing your audience so well.
I'd love to know what happened to the guy in the car accident who got his leg folded in half. Also want to know who was who in the "doing an IV, patient's blood spurts into EMT's mouth" incident.
The actual story of Jason having a crappy shift was absolutely hilarious. So what about the dude that had his leg out the car window. I’m really curious about that story
What I learned from this is that people in the same fire department truly are like siblings. They’ll be in your corner, but will also simultaneously laugh at your expense and tell everyone the most embarrassing stories about what happened to you like that one time in the ambulance when you had extra hot fudge in your sundae
Nooooooo, now I might not be able to look at fudge squeezed onto Iced cream ever again after you said the hot fudge sundae thing....... I wanna cry right now!!!!
this is some of the funniest stories man. i love it . very entertaining. thank you for your service. medical/ emt people have some of the most wild stuff happen on a daily bases.
When I was in high school gym class we were working on volleyball. I remember one of the more athletic boys jumping at the ball and then I was in the clinic. I don't remember how I got there. Paramedics showed up and one of them was talking to the other about how depressing it was that he had been on the job longer than the patient had been alive. Funny what you do and don't remember after head trauma.
You´r teacher called an abulance for you? Wow, wish I had that. When I was 6 or 7, in the school during PE i stumbled over bench and slammed hard headfirst on the hard wooden ground. I passed out. Ya think my teacher called an ambulance, or at least my parents? Nope. Even tough I was a little green in the face (according to one of my classmates), all she did was let me sit the rest of the PE out. Yeah, not even rest of the classes. And of course she never told my parents.
@@veronikamajerova4564 My teacher sent me to the school nurse. She called my mom but this was in the late 90's and my mom was out and didn't have her cell phone on. She didn't know that anything was wrong until she got home and checked the answering machine. Then the nurse called an ambulance.
Just wanted to drop you some appreciation. You're one of the creators that makes me feel better, and that came in handy today. Good art happens when the artists put a piece of their soul into their work, and you are one of the few that do.
Wow, this guy is a legend, he never fails to entertain, the way he speaks and the way he looks at and the funny words he use 😂😂😂😂THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY
Thank you for doing this!!!! I was actually wondering about how the one who had WAY to many edibles was doing and the poor EMT who was trying to hold it in don't ever stop making these I could watch them for hours
I have been enjoying your content for a few months now. Just turned 28 yesterday as of like 3 hours ago. as of posting. I have to say. You are now One of the pest parts of my day hands down.
Nah man. I feel your pain. My drill sergeants gassed us in Basic Training and it caused me to have a really bad reaction and I didn't live it down for the rest of Basic.
So glad you did this video and choose just these ones! Some of my favorites! Always enjoy your content and way to tell stories /swedish nurse and nightwatcher
