where did i go? 

Dan: *Disappears for 5 days Everyone: Yeah, he's dead

Dan: disappears for 5 days My dad who has been gone for 5 years: *pathetic*

Dan: disappears for 3 seconds Everyone: HE’S DEAD

Dan: *disappears because he’s sick* Fans: *intense panicking*

Can’t believe I waited 35 seconds for a 5 second joke that I knew and still laughed.

Dan: doesn’t post Everyone: so what funeral plan should we buy- Edit: lol I have never got this many likes. But at the same time I haven’t ever got 10 so…

Every time Dan takes a break: Everyone: OmG He MuSt Be DeAd

Dan: *is sick and taking care of himself* Fans: “HOLY CRAP IS HE DEAD?? HE’S DEFINITELY DEAD”

NEW THEORY: Dan was KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS and this Dan is a CLONE!!!

Dan: doesn't upload after 40 seconds Everyone: he dead

Comments: "dans dead" " he hasnt posted in three days, is he alright?" Dan: ... I was sick, **cough**

"A RU-vidr doesn't upload for a day" His Fans: HE'S DED

dan: *doesnt upload for a day* his fans: “i diagnose you with not live.”

Dan: doesn’t post for 1 day Fans: I guess we should start planning his funeral Edit: when the time comes we shall do it on the moon also thanks everyone for all the likes and comments on this comment

me thinking: "Is it bad i didnt notice." me realizing: "Oh wait, i didnt have signal for 5 days." Hope your feeling better, being sick sucks.

Mans got sick and some of y’all had panic attacks

dan leaves for 5 days, everyone: he's DEAD imagine when dan takes a vacation with his family

Dan: *Gone for 5 days* Everyone: The only reasonable explanation is he died

I started watching this and immediately was like they didn't see his message lol. I was sick to dan so was the rest of my family hope your feelin better

**intense music** Dan: “I was sick-” **chokes** Me: “Oh sh-”

Literally any RU-vidr: Gets sick and takes a small break to get better The fans: *so when’s the funeral?*

Dan: *gets sick* 50% of fans: “he died cause he hasn’t uploaded in a week”

I burst out laughing at the end, it was creepy to not creepy, I just laughed. But hope you feel better soon Dan!!!

Dan: disappears for almost a week Everyone: he ded Me: I know he's sick, let him rest.

every time dan tries to enjoy time with his family. Everyone: HE'S DEAD OH LORD!

Dan: doesn't upload for 5 days Everyone: HE'S DEAD

Dan: doesn't upload for 0.00000000001 second Everyone: RIP HE'S DEAD

Dan: doesn't upload in a day. Fans: *play the Coffin Dance music*

He got sick and people thought he was dead, shows how influential he is

Dan: see you all tomorrow. Dan didn’t upload tomorrow. Fans: he’s dead

It’s confirmed Dan is alive. Mad scientist who made Frankenstein: “It’s alive!!”

Dan: disappears for days His fans: HE DIED RIP A LEGEND

Dan: I was sick.. everyone: Understandable have a great day and get well soon

My mind really went "Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from Cotten eye Joe?" I hate my brain.

He's human too you know, everyone needs breaks.

dan: didn't upload for a day in his shorts channel Fans: Is he dead?

Dan: takes break for 5 days Everyone in a 79 mile radius: HE'S DEAD

Dan, **gone for 5 days** His fans: HES DEADD

Normal people when dan disappears: “oh he must be busy or sick or something” Dantdm fanboys and fangirls: “OMG HE HASN’T POSTED IN A DAY HES DEAD HES DEAD NOOOOOO!!!!!” 👁 👄 👁 💧 💧

I think that you can post at any time I will still always watch

Dan: Doesn’t post for a few days Fans: HES DEAD Dan: I’m sick Fans: HES DYING

Dan: goes afk for 1 minute Everyone: he’s DED

Dan not uploading when he said "I should see you tomorrow" Fans: *PANIK* Fans: He's having fun being a dad Fans: *KALM* Dan's last upload: 5 days ago Fans: *PANIK*

Everybody: Dans dead!!!!!! Omg!!!!! Dan: I’m literally just sick Me: close enough

The comedic value in this video is more than every single stand up comedian combined.

RU-vidr when he is sick: 🤢 Viewers when he is sick: HE IS DEAD

All of that build up just for Dan to say “ I was sick.” Then the video ends

Acer: are you ok dan? Dan: I was sick *sneeze* Acer: I hope u will not effect in virus but be careful dan

XD I and here i was binging your old Subnautica Vids

No one: Absolutely no one: Dan’s fans When Dan doesn’t upload for a couple of days: *HE’S DEAD*

Dan: “……. I was sick *vomits violently*” Me: “ok see yu on the next time you send a video i-i guess”

*Coughs* Everybody near him- *Masks Up!*

Dans fans: where did he go? Dan: I was sick Dans fans: understandable have a nice day

" *I was sick* " **Coughs** We can see that now, Dan.

Dan: Disappears for like a day Everybody: K, he’s dead, he’s never coming back.. It’s good while it’s lasted, unsubbing.. Yep, this is it, the end. Goodbye Dan, you will be forever remembered.

Dan: *doesn’t upload for one day* Everyone: “he’s dead”

Dan: leaves for 1 second Everyone:Oh my GoD GuyS dID dAn DiE

Fans when Dan takes a break or sick: He's dead everyone!! Panic!!!!!

Dan: (doesn't upload in a day) Fan:he dead

Its cute because that proves that us fans always love Dan and are eager to watch his next video the second it comes out - showing hoe dedicated we are, but then its not so cute when people start thinking that Dan was lost in space when he doesnt upload for a day xD Man needs his break, whether he's been sick or not lol

Wow lol all the the music and comments Dan: “I was sick” *ends video Everyone else: “okay”

“I was sick” launches corona everywhere

Dan: *sleeps* Everyone: So you're in charge of the cards, ill be in charge of the coffin, You be in charge of the priest"

Dan: posted a video saying that he's sick Me: Well that makes sense...

guys isnt it obvious, he died, he just respawns every now and then

*Dan disappears* Everyone: sad Me who's dad disappeared 14 years ago: Pathetic

Guys Dan said he wasn't feeling well on his main channel!

Dan: sick Fans: panic Me: dead The whole world: we don't care

i hope you get well soon! well wishes from everyone :)

Fans then: he’s DEAD Fans after this video: he’s almost DEAD

everyone when dan doesnt upload for a little bit OMGOMG HE DIED

That epic build up only for 3 words "I was sick" end of dialogue.

Fans: guys Dan is DEAD Also fans: sets up funeral and puts Dan in coffin Dan: wakes up and says I was SICK Fans: OH

Literally any popular yter: **doesn't upload for more than 2 days** Fans: *"THEY'RE DEAD THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER EXPLANATION TO THIS PROBLEM."*

If u mean covid I hope you get better soon dan I've just had it as well it was tough to go through but we all have to go through it at some point hope you get better soon 🙂🙂🙂🙂

dan: disappears for 5 days for a totally normal cause community: so when is the funeral?

People actually kept asking him where he was? the dude has a life leave the man be.

I Laughed The Soul Out Of Me. Damn The Ending Was Heck Funny!

Dan : Hasn’t uploaded in 5 days Fans : HE’S DEAD, HE IS DEFINITELY DEAD

Dan: Doesn't upload for a week. Almost everyone: OH MA GOD HES DEAD

it feels weird hearing his voice again and good to hear from that 5-day break. Glad to have you back dan. :).

"Congrats to everyone who found this comment here is your award: 🏆

dan: disappears for 5 days everyone: *OMG HES DEAD*

I liked the ending Creepy music Then him just sayin i was sick. Also Dan i hope you are feeling a bit better!

“Dan- doesn't upload for few days” “His fan's- omg 😱 he is dead”

Dan's editor: (plays serious intense music) Dan: I WAS SICK! Me:Oh...well...that was anti-cliamactic

You, sir, have a fantastic comedic talent 👏🏻😂

I love how Dan just says “I was sick” -_- and ends the videos XD! Also DAN the video of Dantdm funny video had me dying of laughter XD the part I love is when ur all serious sitting on the chair and then u say “wanna play catch?” :p and think is just hanging there and says “yeah sure” :p and cuts the rope. U should do a collab with the guy who made the video u two will do a awesome job! LOVE U DAN!!!

Dan: I was sick. Me: yeah, has anyone heard of this thing called twitter? (By the way if you don't use Twitter or rarely ever I'm sorry)

Dan should be proud that people are actually asking for him after only couple of days

Dan: *disappears for 5 days* The fandom: Idk man, seems dead to me

This is how much we need Dan, we can't even go past a week without his videos

People who need subtitles: *suspenseful music plays* Dan: "I was sick... *Cough*

Dan: gone for 5 days Orphans: *pathetic.*

I love the description of your videos. ‘IM BACK’ ‘-achoo-‘ *its amazing.*

"I was sick" plain and simple. No need for lengthy explanation whatsoever nice

dan : i was sick *cough* me : oh no dan is sick get your mask *panicing*

Ayyyy Dan is sick at the same time as me poggggg Hope you get better soon, though

Plot twist : The real dan is actually chilling watching memes as his robot makes content for him

Even tho this might look a little bit over-protective This proves that Dan has one of the best and most-caring fan bases of youtube Hope you're doin great, get better