Which SCP Object Class Are You? ASMR 

SCP XXXX - The Viewer. Object Class - Apollyon. The Viewer does not have a set look, or shape. They varies randomly, and is not known yet what is the factor. The viewer seems to be able to go into another dimension, where they can fast forward or rewind our universe. They also claim to be able to change “videos.” We believe they are referring to different timelines. The subject in question cannot be contained. It can always go to this other dimension, and just, rewind. They should be left to their own ammends. Just because we have classed them as Apollyon, does not mean that they will end the world. Containment class does not define the danger of the individual. The Viewer is not physically hostile in any way.

For the last time, I’m your coworker, Bob. Not an SCP.

SCP-8987, Dr Rift. Object class: Thaumiel Object description: SCP-8987 has the appearance of a man appearing to be in his late 40s. SCP-8987 currently uses the name Dr Rift, and works within the foundation. SCP-8987 's main purpose within the foundation is to sedate potentially dangerous anomalies, lulling them into a relaxed state. SCP-8987 has the anomalous ability to relax even the most aggressive entities in an instant using his voice. This has proven useful in determining the class of dangerous anomalies and containment.

I like it when he raises his left eyebrow. It is so perfectly tilted, that an imaginary skateboard could ride down it with ease. Such a parable, such an arc.

Doctor Rift has the anomalous ability to put all the scp's that he visits to sleep. this has proven to be extremely useful to the foundation, which is why they moved him out of containment and to become a doctor once he showed he was willing to join the foundation.

I love how sometimes ASMR like these "get" you. Here I was, listening to this in the background while I did other things (gotta keep up with the Rift-verse after all), and at 46:00 ER: "Exterminate. Exterminate." Me: *drawn back in and looks to video* "What, am I a Dalek?" ER: "Did I detect some slight movement there?" Me: *sweats*

Safe Safe-class SCPs are anomalies that are easily and safely contained. This is often due to the fact that the Foundation has researched the SCP well enough that containment does not require significant resources or that the anomalies require a specific and conscious activation or trigger. Classifying an SCP as Safe, however, does not mean that handling or activating it does not pose a threat. Euclid Euclid-class SCPs are anomalies that require more resources to contain completely or where containment isn't always reliable. Usually this is because the SCP is insufficiently understood or inherently unpredictable. Euclid is the Object Class with the greatest scope, and it's usually a safe bet that an SCP will be this class if it doesn't easily fall into any of the other standard Object Classes. As a note, any SCP that's autonomous, sentient and/or sapient is generally classified as Euclid, due to the inherent unpredictability of an object that can act or think on its own. Keter Keter-class SCPs are anomalies that are exceedingly difficult to contain consistently or reliably, with containment procedures often being extensive and complex. The Foundation often can't contain these SCPs well due to not having a solid understanding of the anomaly, or lacking the technology to properly contain or counter it. A Keter SCP does not mean the SCP is dangerous, just that it is simply very difficult or costly to contain. Thaumiel Thaumiel-class SCPs are anomalies that the Foundation specifically uses to contain other SCPs. Even the mere existence of Thaumiel-class objects is classified at the highest levels of the Foundation and their locations, functions, and current status are known to few Foundation personnel outside of the O5 Council. Neutralized Neutralized SCPs are anomalies that are no longer anomalous, either through having been intentionally or accidentally destroyed, or disabled. Apollyon Apollyon-class SCPs are anomalies that cannot be contained, are expected to breach containment imminently, or some other similar scenario. Such anomalies are usually associated with world-ending threats or a K-Class Scenario of some kind and require a massive effort from the Foundation to deal with. Archon Archon-class SCPs are anomalies that could theoretically be contained but are best left uncontained for some reason. Archon SCPs may be a part of consensus reality that is difficult to fully contain or may have adverse effects if put into containment. These SCPs are not uncontainable-the defining feature of the class is that the Foundation chooses to not put the anomaly into containment. Non-Standard Object Classes The following Object Classes are sub-classes that supplement the object's primary (or former) classification. Explained Explained SCPs are commonly articles about anomalies that are completely and fully understood to the point where their effects are now explainable by mainstream science or phenomena that have been debunked or falsely mistaken as an anomaly. Pending SCP articles that have not yet been assigned an object class may be labelled as Pending. This is used to indicate that the Foundation is actively researching the anomaly, but doesn't have enough information yet to give it an object class. This is a deliberate decision to emphasise that a story is ongoing, and isn't the same as the author not knowing which object class to assign! Esoteric/Narrative Classes Esoteric Object Classes, also occasionally referred to as Narrative classes, are Object classes that do not fall into any of the above sections. They are generally only used once and are created to further the narrative in a particular SCP. It is highly recommended that SCPs use one of the standard Object Classes listed here. While some authors choose to introduce exceptions to these rules, they are only very rarely done and need to justify their existence and placement. Many site members will downvote for non-standard Object Classes if used without merit. For a comprehensive list of Esoteric Object Classes and the articles that use them, click here. Decommissioned Decommissioned SCPs are an Object Class that was used by senior staff in the past to not only delete unwanted articles but place them in a sort of "Wall of Shame" to serve as examples of what not to do. This Object Class is not used anymore. Decommissioning articles is not done anymore, partly because such heavy-handed edits by SCP staff are no longer allowed and partly because decommissioning ended up backfiring. See the History of the Universe Hub for more historical information about Decommissioned SCPs and their usage in the past. Object Class FAQ What is the Locked Box Test? The Locked Box Test is an informal guideline used to determine an object's most appropriate Object Class. It goes like this: If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and nothing bad will happen, then it's probably Safe. If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you're not entirely sure what will happen, then it's probably Euclid. If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and it easily escapes, then it's probably Keter. If it is the box, then it's probably Thaumiel. If you can't fit it in a box and it's about to end the world, then it's probably Apollyon. If you could have locked it in a box but chose not to, then it's probably Archon. Note that as a special consideration, something that is autonomous, alive, and/or sapient is almost always at least Euclid-class. That is, if you lock a living thing in a box and forget about it, it will eventually suffocate or starve to death, and that's not a good outcome. Something that is intelligent could also end up being smart enough to outwit its containment procedures and/or stop cooperating with the Foundation's attempts to contain it, making it more dangerous than it otherwise might be. What if I find an SCP that is the wrong Object Class? The Object Classes are intentionally left vague as to not limit the author's creative freedom; a rigid, defined system of classes might hinder an author's ability to write the way they would want to, and as such multiple proposals to create better-defined systems in the past have been turned down by SCP Wiki staff. If you find an SCP article that you feel might be inappropriately classified, feel free to raise discussion on the topic and see what other community members think. If the explanation is not to your satisfaction, then feel free to express your opinion on the matter and vote accordingly on the page. If an SCP is very dangerous should its Object Class be higher? No, danger does not really affect an SCP's Object Class. As has been reiterated several times above this, an item's Object Class is more based on the difficulty of containment rather than the danger it otherwise poses. For example, a button that can destroy the entire universe when it's pressed would be safe, whereas a cat who randomly switches places with another cat anywhere on earth would be considered Keter.

I love how this guy casually drinking radiation is telling me I'm an anomaly

I like the SCP ones. I don't know basically anything about the SCP universe, but being examined like a potentially dangerous thing feels exciting

I've had the "What Kind of SCP are you?" basically on repeat for the last few weeks (and it's been one of my favorites since it came out) so this is just perfect! Great video as always!

18:37 “Anything you need, just ask and we’ll take care of you.” Me: “Can I go home?” The foundation: *”Anything except for that.”*

About the radioactive tea, don't forget about the minor permanent non-physical brain damage.

Safe: touch no bad Euclid: touch maybe bad Keter: touch bad Thaumiel: keep other thing locked Neutralized: dead Apollyon: touch end world Archon: no keep maybe end world

“50% radioactive isotopes” Essentially, nuclear powered humans Also, he got a microphone upgrade. Rift sounds even better than I remember!

I love how this guy can make asmr so interesting while being so calming and relaxing. All of the gimmicks he does are very unique and fun, for sure my favorite asmrist

"A 60 degree angle! Unthinkable! UnSPEAKable! The implications this might have on our world!" I have never giggled so hard at an ASMR video, thank you for this 😂

I just realized you've been doing this for like ten years, found this channel when I was 15 and I'll be turning 25 in a couple of months. Thanks for bring a stable source of relaxation and inspiration through the tail end of my youth!

I would like to consider myself 'Not Cow'. That aside, the time and effort put into these videos is phenomenal

Man, I hope the SCP series comes back at one point. It doesn't necessarily need to be ASMR at this point, I'm genuinely interested in where this goes.

I’m so glad you interpreted safe as being easy to contain and not harmless. It’s a very common mistake

The Epheremal Rift channel was the first ASMR channel i found. And so far its my favorite one! I am watching another ASMR youtubers, but You, You Rift are the best!

That face when he looks through the magnified glass is just perfect... Edit: OK so after not falling asleep while watching this I now know that he makes these goofy faces throughout the video. Edit: so many timestamps...

I gotta say, I love ASMR that tells a story. It takes talent not only to do ASMR, but to also act out and narrate a story.

When you wanna go to sleep because it's great ASMR but you wanna stay awake for the lore.

Imagine if every single object was an scp, and they just have very specific coordinates that it needs to be in to use the anomalous quality, like every pen blew up if you used it in the wrong exact point in space

Please make more of these scp asmr videos. They're so good. I watched the first one so many times waiting for another one. Thanks you for your videos

"Jeff, for the last time, I'm not and SCP, I'm your wife and you need to stop drinking"

I don't know why, but the wide eyes/bug eyes/crazy eyes made me laugh so hard I about fell out of my chair. Thank you for both the relaxing session and the laughs, I really needed it today

His commitment to his craft inspires me greatly.

I really appreciate you keeping us anxiety free and rested all these years rift. Thanks for all the videos. Happy fathers day!

I’m not sure why, but Rift is basically the only ASMRtist that I enjoy. I am thankful for the vid, and only ask for more!

ER, you are honestly THE most creative ASMRtist bar none. It's honestly amazing that you can come up with these interesting (and sometimes strange lol) concepts and make them into ASMR.

Him: "ah yes nothing like standing face to face with an SCP that i know nothing about and could potentially be apollyon class" *sips Coffee*

Other ASMRtists: HIDE THE MICS AT ALL COST Uncle Rift: you just have very big ears.

Template for custom SCP's SCP XXXX [Insert name for your SCP] | Object class: [Insert the class of your choice] [Write a document in this texts place describing the SCP's actions and appearance]

The fact that we responded to the word exterminate made me think we were a Dalek punished by the timelords or something. Also I love the exaggerated expressions Rift was doing this video

**face peeling off and bleeding out of my eyes** aah yes, I feel so invigorated

SCP-6265 nicknames Dr. Rift or D.Rift by staff is a Keter/Archon class anomalous entity resembling that of a human male, who during the day exhibits no anomalous properties but upon nightfall leaves any containment through [REDACTED] methods and exhibits many anomalous traits such as pulling apart the “fabric of reality” and [REDACTED]. SCP-6265 shows no signs of aggression and actively helps personnel and other SCPs sleep, even against their own will through anomalous means. SCP-6265 has been permitted to wander site [REDACTED] and claim to be a doctor after Dr. [EXPUNGED] deemed SCP-6265 “more of a hassle to contain than necessary.”

Ever since the “What kind of SCP are you?” video I’ve been waiting to see if he would make another one of these 😁

It is not enough to possess the best set with the very best sound system, - or even whisper at least as well as everyone else. The most important feature is your delivery. A sluggish and every calm overall demeanor, how you do enunciate what you do say to your people, your specific preformance in-line with your theme, and even every single movement and gesticulation that you make, - I really believe that it amounts to all of these little things that truly make up the superior artist. And 'Ephemeral Rift' is very good at doing just-this.

I imagine I’m a simple rubber duck in box being heavily sructinized by ER

In the trigger words there should have been worcestershire sauce

Love these so much, I've always been interested in SCP stuff but there was always so much to sort through online it was overwhelming. ER's taught me more with each video than all the years of idly checking the wiki has, and i couldnt be more grateful!!

Happy fathers day!! You do kinda act like a fun dad, I'm how you would do this but a dungeon and dragon RP or something like that would be fun. Such as setting up a character sheet!

*Chill Special Containment Procedures ASMR to Sleep and Get Contained to*

Had my eyes closed and opened them at 36:18, was most definitely startled

I've been waiting for this! The "What kind of SCP are you?" video is one of my favorites. Super excited to listen to this tonight.

You’re abstractness and creativity that goes into these vids always astonishes me whenever u post

Doctor bright I understand you still want to test "doctor rift" but please stop adding psychedelics into his coffee because he is now claiming that my child and "the listener" became godlike beings that made him believe in a cult for 1 minute.

As someone who has a love for the SCP community, and has terrible insomnia (it’s literally 2AM as I’m watching this), I see this as an absolute win. 😋😋🍭

I don't know how you do it but your humor always gets me, ever single joke/possible funny moment always hits right home with me. Always love the videos you do amazing work!

wasn't expecting another scp video from ER but i'm so glad that he decided to make another one, amazing video as usual rift.

I honestly have no idea how ER does it. He can make me sleep with anything. Even the Podcast which isnt ASMR! And yet the videos arent just like boring me to sleep. They're all interesting and fun! I actually know what the different SCP classes mean now.

These videos always come right when I’ve finished some intense labor or need to sleep. Thank you!

The SCP series is my favorite, it's the perfect mix of creepy and relaxing. So happy about a new episode!!

Sir the entire video I was thinking, "oh hey he sounds like he's vaguely describing my race of creatures I made, must be a coincidink" then you got to the part of manifesting something that looks like it's out of this world and starlike and I flipped, the races name are "the stars" who are best described as inter-dimensional goo people who are very angular when they take up a form.

At first, I thought SCP ASMR sounded silly, so I clicked it expecting it to not be that great. Boy was I wrong! Both this and the "What SCP are you" have become go-to's for sleep and I'm glad I clicked it or I would have never found your channel! I've been listening to a lot of these and I gotta say I love what you do. You come up with so many interesting and downright strange themes for ASMR videos and they're all a joy to watch/listen to. They're a breath of fresh air compared to the standard ASMR fare. Thank you for the content you produce and I look forward to even more uploads in the future :) you've quickly become one of my favorite ASMRtists

this is my favorite asmr video of all time i love the way of instead of going "oh ur a safe harmless humanoid thing" you gave the pov character and more than that and i love it!!!! theres not many vids like this :[ so i just keep coming back! XD genuinely love your content!!!

it's so good that you keep gracing the asmr community with your creative work. thank you very much! never stop

I’ve watched a ton of ASMR, and this one, hands down, is one of the very best, most creative, and cleverly constructed. Subscription won.

Holy damn just as I was relaxing and about to listen to you and here you are posting a new gorgeous asmr and scp related you are the king of asmr 🥹🫡

Back with scp asmr. Love it!

Thanks for this, I love these styles of videos, mainly because they entertain and calm, but I especially love this one because I know and am very invested in everything revolving around SCPs. Thanks again.

I love that he did another SCP examination vid! The first one was amazing and so is this one!

The greatest series yet, watching for the plot over the relaxation

this has been the best asmr experience ive had in a WHILE. amazing!!!

As one who is imagining themself as a hand-knitted doll [Based off an OC], i am happy to be called a friend. Im also very concerned by the fact that anomalies have trigger words like "fuzzy" and "warm"

I was just re-watching your series on bloodborne (loved it) and a new video comes out! Let's go, keep it up ER

Rifts passion for his work says it all. Incredible ASMR artist , look at his acting skills, Graceful execution, the ambience, the script, the way he propels the mood of listener no matter what state he is in, he just go to sleep.I am about to sleep 😊 Thank you ER. Love you ❤

This SCP video must be a keeper because I've been watching it for so many days now. I keep falling asleep during Archon discussion and then have to try again the next night from that point but then I fall asleep so quickly as well. I don't have time to watch during the daylight hours...😂😂 Love your videos! You are such a creative and calming soul. 💜

I love these SCO videos! They really help me get to sleep and I hope you continue to make more of them!

I WAS ABOUT TO WATCH DR T, THEN YOU RELEASED A NEW VIDEO SO IM HERE! :D (I’m so glad you’re still doing SCP stuff!)

Amazing! I truly love all your videos and the humour you put in it! Thank you for doing all of this masterpieces for us! Keep up you amazing work!

SCP- 52936: The water serpent. Class: Euclid Behavior: 52936 rarely speaks to others and instead often uses pictures to communicate. They tend to be shy specifically around things smaller than it. They tend to snarl or get hostile around animal like critters. They are very sensitive to touch and tend to flinch. They have a calming aura and are comforting to be around. Containment procedures: 52936 must be kept in a cell with any body of water, or else it will dry out. 52936 tends to absorb water quite fast through it’s skin, so it is mandatory that water is refilled once a day. Temperature in the room must be at least 80° Fahrenheit or else 52936 will act quite odd, such as pupils changing to different shapes, discoloration of the body or unusual scenarios where 52936 will refuse to look at anything except the ground. Description. 52936 appears mostly as a feminine humanoid dragon. They have long blue and white horns and a tail reaching lengths of up to 6 ft. Their skin is pearly white. They have long, flowing blue hair and sky blue eyes. The have patches of blue all over their body. On rare occasions, their skin turns silver and instead of blue there are various colors. Usually pastel. Their wings are wide and leathery. Their wingspan is about 12 ft. They have long, sharp talons that can cut through any substance imaginable. Their height is about 7’2, but they can adjust their height to their liking. When talking, their voice is often reported as “Raspy, but bold.” Their ears are long and pointy, like an elf’s. Their teeth are like a shark’s. They show no signs of gills, yet can breathe underwater just fine. Their head can easily detach from their body, along with other various parts that they can detach. They have small creatures that rest in a small pouch slung around her body. Attempted confiscation of the pouch is not possible. 52936 tends to get very aggressive if the small creatures or pouch is touched or harmed in any way. The creatures tend to look somewhat like small bunnies. They vary in shape, color, and physical features. Diet: Their diet usually consists of some meat such as beef, chicken, or fish. They will sometimes eat plants too. They HATE spices and herbs like pepper or paprika, but take any others just fine.

You will always be remembered as a Legend in the asmr community. Thank you for so many nights of sleep.

I've been watching the other scp videos for 2 months now I'm so happy to see a new scp video!

ANOTHER SCP VIDEO !!! YES. I have been waiting for this, Thank you mr ER.

I truly have not heard much of this one because of how quickly it puts me to sleep. Very well done.

What's funny about this is that voice does sound like what chamomile tea can do to you. It contains a chemical called apigenin, which is like a weak sedative. In small doses, it's fine, but in large doses it can induce tiredness. Dude's just been drinking A LOT of that tea.

The box analogy being mentioned for most of the SCPs gives me massive tingles for some reason.

ive been using this video to sleep for 6 months now and it still makes me sleep perfectly, thank you ephemeral rift.

Oh my god. I've Been begging for the SCP series to continue. Thank you ER

Dude I'm not capping this is the best asmr ive EVER experience

Love the SCP videos, in fact you got me interested in the SCP Foundation in the first place

I need an entire playlist dedicated to this man whispering in my ears. He may not know that my head may explode in the next minute, or that I may or may not be an extraterrestrial in search to terminate all living creatures on this planet. He doesn't care, he just wants to temporarily put me to rest.

8:28 made me laugh way harder than it should.

Now, whenever someone asks me my zodiac sign, I tell them Keter

Did anyone else make a character out of this video? because I did! If you want to read about it, it will be written below. Ms. Rose, as this anomaly prefers to be called, is a vaguely humanoid mass of black void and "soul dust" with a white rose that seems to be made of stars on the left side of their head. Ms. Rose is completely harmless and will not attack, but if she is touched by a scared or angry person, she will destory them on a molecular level. Ms. Rose, if this happens, will show much regret and then somehow take a powdery substance from the air and turn it into a rose. This rose will soon infuse itself. Leaving the room and/or the surrounding area untouched. This anomaly has a liking for animals and will most of the time, if not always, put them to sleep and then heal any injuries sustained in the past 42 hours. Ms. Rose will not do this for any human. Ms. Rose will instead use mind control on any human that has something she wishes to have if she cannot speak at that time. We have determined that Ms. Rose needs one instance of Scp-4797 to function and communicate normally. Ms. Rose has not decided to remove the brain but has only requested that the people doing the surgery wear protective matrail in case they ever become agitated in the process. Ms. Rose only speaks to one person at a time and cannot be recorded unless they say they wish to. Ms. Rose is known to be very angry about the recording of equitation if they have not given permission. When Ms. Rose is sitting and someone enters the room, they will first wait to be addressed; if not, they will start the conversation with the following sentence: "Hello [name], how are you today?" Ms. Rose will then start to have a full conversation before asking for rose or lemon tea. Foudation Persolenl has not given tea to Ms. Rose Quiet yet. Ms. Rose appears "everywhere and nowhere" and can move faster than the human eye can see. Ms. Rose is being held at [] currently and has made friends with a D-class. Netheir seem agitated when taken from each other instead departing like old freinds . The D-class' mental issues have departed over the time spent with Ms. Rose. Further testing must be done. (sorry if it sounds weird it is a draft)

I am usually not so much in to soft spoken asmr but this is absolutely spot on. This is really good!

Finally a new scp asmr. I wad just in need for some asmr. Perfect timing as always

I've been watching your videos for a while now and i would just like to say that your videos are one of the only things that helps my tourettes. When they get really bad i just watch your videos and i can calm down, thank you x

I am so glad I randomly stumbled across this video. Like, I always found whispering a bit uncomfortable and visual triggers never did anything for me up until now, but THIS. Your voice is so pleasant, the roleplaying so good and the topic so specific, it's fantastic. I'm lightheaded from all the tingles and I can't wait to watch more of your stuff ^^

Omgggg finally! I love the "what SCP are you?" Video, i watch it ever single night! Something new like this is amazing!

I’ve been enjoying the trigger word section and onwards on repeat today. There’s something very comforting about your voice. Thank you for sharing your ASMR with us!

I love the longer videos, its like a challange Ill put it on, lay down and get comfortable and see how long i can last, if i ever make it to the end of the video i move onto the next one

Love these SCP style videos!

Thank you S.C.P foundation for a relaxing time that you provide at sundays.

I love this video, it puts me to sleep so fast. I think its the calm, kind atmosphere.

I literally love you I kept watching the other video every couple months ty keep making these I beg

I love the SCP Foundation videos.