WHITNEY PORT REACTS TO MTV'S SIESTA KEY S5E10 | SAM + JORDANA: TENSION BOILS OVER 

Brandon's storyline is about as welcome as a 10 minute drum solo in the middle of your favourite song.

Kelsey must feel amazing that the show only lasted like 4 episodes after her exit

Chloe is always instigating things and than complaining about how stressful things are for her.

Gaawwwwd I love this drama. Y’all please consider doing America’s Next Top Model. You don’t even have to do all 472 seasons - just the gnarliest ones. I just NEED Timmy to do voiceovers for all of Tyra’s antics paired with Whitney’s inside fashion knowledge! Timmy doing “we were rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!” Is a necessity at this point.

So Chloe can judge Juliette and her relationship, but god forbid someone speaks on hers? 😒

Chloe always at Sam's parties even though she hates him, such a walking contradictory

Can’t believe we’re almost to the end of Siesta Key! 😭😭 chiming in to vote for Very Cavallari as the next show!!

I wouldn’t have put any weight into Amanda’s comment about Chloe’s marriage (bc it is true) but the way Chloe reacted makes me think maybe they regret getting married after 3 months lol

Omg there is a huge difference between a concerned friend holding someone accountable and what Chloe does. Shes gotta accept that she cant control what others feel, think, say or do! Once you bring concerns up to a friend, ya gotta let it go!!! 😑😑😑 i get spencer and heidi vibes...

I never comment on any of these, just kinda lurk and watch and laugh….but I feel like this season Juliette and Chloe and some of the other girls have been “concerned about the lifestyle” that comes with hanging out with Sam and living at his house and they are specifically talking about the drug use that is clearly going on. Sam is constantly sweating and looks like he’s tripping balls and I think Mike hides it better, but it is implied in all these “I’m concerned about you” conversations with Amanda and Jordana, with Cara moving out that there’s drugs being done by anyone around Sam as well. I remember when they confronted Jordana on the yacht at one point Juliette made a comment about how “I almost died in that house” when they were expressing concern for her getting caught up with Sam’s “lifestyle”. Cara moving out and blaming the messy house and constant partying is also hinting at wanting to be away from any sort of drug use without saying it out loud. This whole thing about “blowing your life up” at 19:55 seems like it’s more serious than just hanging out with Sam and Juliette not liking it. I do actually think that even though they go about it terribly, Chloe and Juliette have genuine concerns for the other girls and between not being able to say what they need to because of the show and their general lack of emotional intelligence it’s coming out as this “judgmental friend” argument.

If you are going to someone's house and they have a pool, why are you not bringing your own bikini? I personally would not want to wear some random girl's bikini. It's just weird!

Decompresses after a busy Friday at work by watching these videos is always my favorite vibe

When Timmy does Sam and Chloe’s voiceovers I can’t stop laughing 😂 Whitney, I saw you in a magazine recently leaving a coffee shop and you are just beautiful ❤

🤣 I love when you two do the face-overs in the show!! 😂

“I can’t hear you Mike, stop crying” 😂😂😂

“Its harshonest” lmao 🤣 Also, @ Whit & Tim, I am too addicted to these for them to ever stop. Please find another show to react to. Honestly, don’t even care what it is at this point lol

Timmy as Chloe @6:56 was epic!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing.

The bikini thing is gross. I would be so turned off by some random yacht girl wearing my stuff or being in my room. I have had things stolen from my room during a party and its given me trust issues ever since. Such a invasion of privacy

So confused by Amanda saying that was the first time they really crossed the line…she literally broke Chloe’s nose during season 1. Like what 😂 Not condoning what Chloe did during the last episode though…

Chloe is LC is full Hulk form. “I don’t agree with your choices!!!” !!*As she throws a car down the street*

I love amandas outfit the gold top and white fringe skirt so gorgeous

Chloe is such a gaslighter. It's not what she says it's how she says it 🫣 but if it's returned it's a problem

Chris and Sam are the most vanilla men I’ve ever seen

LOVE the name “Previously on the Screviously”!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

How does Brandon know his record deal is legit and going to make him successful when it’s from 2 random guys saying they’re just now starting a record company?! And Sam’s as much of a douche as Brandon is, if not worse.

The whole having huge expectations on how your friends live their life thing is so weird to me.

At the 43 min mark , Timmys interpretation of Chloe made my whole night. .so funny!😅 lol and Jules is def drunk talking to Chloe lol Timmy -" is Juliette wasted?" Hahaha she def is

Juliette’s jaw @ 42:30 during that convo thooo 👀 drunk + moreeee 😂🤭🎉💓✌🏽

I think Chloe knows she jumped into that marriage and maybe she regrets it a little? It just feels like Amanda and Juliette bringing up her marriage really triggered Chloe for no reason.

Hear me out...I think Sam is involved in "yachting." The "lifestyle" they refer to with him, I do think he pays chicks to come to his house and on boats...and in turn, that implies drugs, booze, and taking advantage of those women. Why else are there always random chicks around him? I don't think Sam is necessarily bad but he is entirely out of touch with reality and sees women as things to be bought, which is why he can't see why Jordana cares about the bathing suits...he's like, whatever you can just buy more, I'm paying these girls to come around lemme give em a free bikini

37:29 Mike trying so hard to cry and then staring at her “is this working?” 😂

Am I missing something? I'm so confused why Amanda and Juliette are begging Chloe to be friends with them? She's been nothing but intensely judgmental towards them and anyone else. Like Amanda is still in her early 20s, why tf does she need to figure everything out just because Chloe decided to settle down early on? Her path is her path, and it doesn't make it better than anyone else's path. Juliette and Amanda are SOOO much better than me because I would've given Chloe my entire ass to kiss and continued to do me. That type of friendship is so exhausting and draining.

Watch The Only Way Is Essex next, real-reality for the first few series ❤ get down with us brits! 😅

Petition to make Surprise Sandwich part of the show forever 🥪

timmy's voiceover of mike's crypto 😂😂😂

I can’t help but fast forward through Brandon’s parts 😬

Silent regular for the last 4 years, commenting for the first time to beg for a VPR reaction series 🙏🏼

thank you guys for showing up. i am so grateful to see these videos. thank you thank you

“I pay you to live at my house” Timmy killing it off the bat with the recaps!

I’m always so caught off guard when they mention the show haha Juliette saying “the show won’t go on forever” had me do a double take haha

"Can't hear you Mike stop crying " LOL 😂

If I were Amanda, I would have said the same thing to Chloe but with more swear words and maybe some 🤛🏻. Sorry not sorry. She needs to mind her business and move on. Stop judging and reminding ur supposed friend of what she should be doing and just support her. Be there for her. Still cant believe any of these girls are still friends with Chloe. Sam letting a stranger borrow his friends clothes is gross. Especially a bikini. Thats not ok. Sam and Mike are just sleazy guys. No wonder they dont have girlfriends for long. Ps. I really like Madison. She is the only girl on this show that isnt a hot mess

😂 dang! I love water and I do say it all the time Hahaha

ok hot take but can you guys re-film City reactions with full episodes next in this format?

I love Whit 😂.. the thoughts on drinking got me 😂

You guys should do Below Deck next! Theres like a million seasons, several spinoffs and people crossover to different bravo reality show, And its soo good!!

I also love water! I think us water lovers secretly believe we’re better than everyone else 🤔 😂

okay but the top call is clark with this emoji 🥺🥺????

Love you guys! Hope you both feel better soon - Previously on the screviously is an iconic name, it's so good!!

ha ha, love the reactions as always. Money definitely does not bring you style or buy you class! Timmy's "you don't', I literally spat my vodka and coke (zero of course haha ), what a waste ha ha too funny! Whit and Timmy, you always bring a smile to my face. so, thank you!

Okay… they all were looking at Sam like…. Are you gonna say you’ll give us the 50k! 😅

Whitney, the drunk conversation is so me. I hear you, so funny! Love it! So on point as well, ha ha ha

“Yeah” 😂 lol

Happy Friday everyone!!!!! ❤

Whitney I 100% know what you mean about that point of drinking lol. When I'm at that point I try not to talk to other people except my closest friends because I'm aware that I'm drunk lol.

That’s what’s up.

I don’t believe Chloe and Amanda’s fight at all, I’ve caught Amanda cracking a smile during their arguments and I just feel like you can tell she’s acting. For example, when she grabs Chloe’s arm at 10:24 she’s trying not to smile. Idk.. it all seems so fake to me 🤷🏻‍♀️

Juliette’s mouth losing all motor function is absolutely killing me 😅

I LOVE ❤❤❤ the name Previously on the Screviosly, it's just SO fun to say 😊

"yeah but dont you think im kinda weird and hard to talk too" 😂

Timmy: You’re an alcoholic. 🤣 Always getting me with those one-liners.

Sonny on the choir team. With his goldie locks! Perfect😂❤

please please watch the show pretty wild next! it's about the girl that was in the bling ring and her crazy family. It's only 1 season 9 episodes and it even has a connection to the hills since Audrina was one of the celebrities that they robbed. Such an iconic show

Completely off topic but I think it’d be cool if you made the “Thank you and thank you very much” tote bag a staple in your merch items, it’s so great. Would you guys consider doing that with a few items?

Sam is just so awkward. To me it's like the producers said " this blond is going to be wearing Jordan's bikini" So when she's annoyed play along. Then he's like a middle schooler in the spring play 😂😂

Timmy, your commentary had me rolling. 😂

“Don’t you think I’m kinda weird and hard to talk to” 😂

23:39 this whole meeting was to get something from Sam 😂

Timmy’s Chloe is sooooo on point and I laugh out loud every time they put his face on hers 😂😂😂

You gotta do jersey shore next PLEASE DEAR GOD

*HOLY SHIT MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING, TIMMY* @28:15

Sam makes my skin crawl 😬 I legit don’t understand how anyone has a conversation with him without rolling their eyes/cringing the whole time lol

Love everybody in the community sorry for not making it on time 😢

NOTHING would send me over the edge more than coming out to see some other girl in my bathing suite without asking me.

Just curious... who's Julia?? And what happened to Annie?? Does anyone know? Did they ever say?

Can u guys do another classic mtv show next, like newlyweds or meet the barkers? Can’t wait till ur done w SK

I can’t hear anything that they are saying to each other because of the music! Beyond frustrating

Cheers to Blend 🥂

Sweaty Sam.......hes hitting those drugs hard

Timmy as Sam @ 11:35 has me snort laughing😂😂

"Previously on the Screviously" is like my "The Simpsons" I'm here for it

lol Timmy “kissing’s the best…”

Okay, guys, i'm getting sad. I JUST got the notification for this episode and it's just finishing!!! 😫😫😫

The real question 🙋🏻‍♀️ is which Mike is a name brand and which one is let’s say the Walmart brand? Real Reverse Sophie’s Choice. 22:31

Whitney! I was just now rewatching an old episode of the hills reactions from 2 years ago and you mention that you think Sunny has an interest in singing! You’ve been noticing for awhile. Nurture that intuition ✨☀️🎤

Mike and Sam give me couple vibes 😅and Sam paying for company of random girls to keep up appearances 😂

Tim you look like you're killin' it on the golf course. Also I would like to have a glow like that in January...but it's cold a f here.

Filming outside in Miami really has gotta be sooo hot

Does anyone know the “get out of my way” song details?! When Amanda goes to talk to Chloe? I’ve been searching for it since I heard it on Vanderpump Rules😪

Chloe brings drama that reality tv needs but gosh I do not like her 😂 I would never want to be her friend and would never let her have any space to speak into my life lol

Thanks!

I love the name Perviously on the screviously it's brilliant don't change it ❤❤❤❤

Whitney thank you for using your platform to advocate in Congress. If there is anything we can do, please continue to share. Signed, a concerned mom.

7:25 probably the second time you crossed the line when you punched Chloe in the nose 😂

Whit and her thoughts on drinking is so me 😅

Thought Brandon wasn’t doing much but the music thing. Saw Amanda’s Siesta G shirt and got curious. It’s Brandon’s business 😮! Surprised me a little 17:40

Have you guys thought about Floribama Shore? I’ve never watch but I would with you guys 😂

theres a huge difference between caring about the path your friends take and being judgmental. Chloe may be concerned about her friends but she goes about it the wrong way and she is way too involved in their personal lives, in my opinion.

Chloe drives me insane. She excuses her behavior by saying she's concerned... Nah baby girl you just rude

Sonny is the next (male) Taylor Swift. I will buy his mixtape homies.