WHO ARE WE AND WHY ARE WE HERE??? - HN #22 

its like whoever sits in the middle of the table doesnt get to be listened to

they done lobotomized hypothetical nonsense

In the opposite spirit of ppl attacking the best friends personalities I’m gonna do the opposite Will: Will is the butt of the joke a lot and I’m assuming it’s all in good fun since y’all are friends but also Will is so funny and has a lovely smile Sammie: Sammie is also really funny and weirdly insightful and knows a lot about twilight. Also Sammie can dance WEIRDLY well. Caroline: Caroline meshes humor and introspection very well and is just really well spoken also I like her hair. Anyways I started watching yall like a week ago? And y’all are great wish u well :-)

caroline gave me flashbacks of 2nd grade trying to talk to my friend and the teacher goes quiet and says like "I'll wait til everyones done talking" or "Am I interupting your conversation?"

I love the colour coordination of their fits!

also i just wanna say im sorry for the mean comments yall been getting yall are genuinely funny and ik yall say that yall wouldn’t have done a podcast if yall weren’t ask but i truly do enjoy hearing what you guys have to say when it’s nonsense and when it’s completely how you feel or your own opinion it’s also makes me wonder or think about how i would answer or what i would do in the hypothetical nonsense I feel like you guys each bring something super fun to the show and I love when all three of you are in the episodes i feel like i could complement you all individually but if being honest i think the show is so good because of how the 3 of you guys work so good together but not just here but on bft as well so i hope none of you feel like you bring less to the show or that you add negative parts or anything liked that to the show because that in my opinion is completely untrue anyway yall have a good rest of your week 🕺🏾

I love Alex cameo

The crossfade got me 💀💀💀

20:45 “This my girl right here right guys?”

I’m pretty sure I got sick around the same time Caroline got sick. We’re talking the exact same way rn

Best Glubs Today, my ribba

You guys are the best ‼

58:05 this homeschool mf talking about "when my teacher said," and then saying some nonsense. If a piece of paper is the tall way, it's portrait, if it's the wide way, it's landscape. If you fold the paper like a hotdog bun down the center of the two short sides, it's hotdog style; if you fold it down the center of the long sides, it's hamburger. I'm actually so glad that you all had this conversation because it really cleared everything up. Sammie and Will got confused over the eating part, which didn't matter and was pointless, and Caroline was just wrong. Trenton wins.

the rectangluar table was way better pls bring back

Me personally I discovered the podcast first bcs of tiktok and I’ve been a big fan of y’all ever since, haven’t missed an upload on either channel. Ur sense of humor makes my day every upload, seriously keep it up y’all 🫶

absolutely crying laughing at the radio station bit where Caroline is thousand yard staring into the camera

Last time I'll say this. Z-axis. Z-axis is the way you consume either a hotdog OR hamburger. However, you've now totally pivoted away from the original issue of consuming the hotdog into folding paper, in which case, you're conflating verticality and horizontality with folding lengthwise versus widthwise. Folding along the length and width will always be the same, regardless of the orientation of the paper. You're failing to grasp that the paper exists in a three-dimensional space where you can hold and fold along any axis you like since the result of a lengthwise fold versus a widthwise fold will remain constant. The object of telling someone to fold a piece of paper hotdog style or hamburger style is to communicate that the product should either be two long, skinny halves or two short, fatter halves. You're so bogged down the the methodology that you're losing sight of the end goal.

People are being mean??? I love nonsense that is hypothetical

23:34 awww, thats so cute, carolone has started mirrroring Will with his cough/throat clearing thing- If you pay attention, you see that right after will does it and caroline speaks next, she does a pretty similar exhale-thing mid-speech! The really are best friends today :)))

I really hope the money fights on high continue, y'all the freshest thing to come out of RT since CowChop (The SP7 boys were also golden, and Funhaus has a special place in my heart cause I followed them from the early yt Machinima IGD/ETC days) funny enough it's never been their core shows/channels that have ever had relevant impact on the zeitgeist, but I digress. Just hope they're being kind to you, ik they just went thru a period of rapid expansion and then they recently extinguished 'all good no worries' channel which I was watching for Charlotte's Please Be Nice to Me (and then promptly recycled that show internally when they axed it.) & I saw there are some (other?) new channels with people in the company shuffled around popping up but idk stay vigilant or whatever lol. Thank you for the good laughs guys!

32:01 Sammie highkey killin it with the vocals lmao

32:32 bro time traveler here. i see what will was talking ab bro that’s a terrifying look it too would turn me into a wolf 🐺

Never thought circles would get referenced on this

i dont think i can handle another hotdog hamburger discussion

no joke sammie has a beautiful voice

32:34 deer in headlights behavior

most people: burger bun is sliced horizontally, hot dog bun is sliced vertically me, an intellectual: hamburger chubby like burger

Great video as always. Maybe. I’m 20 seconds in.

it’s so funny when Caroline’s trying to get the podcast back on the road and they just won’t listen to her and they just keep not fucking listening to her, isn’t it so funny when Caroline tries to speak her mind and they’re just they’re singing over her

bruh this shit gas bruh

You guys recorded this on my birthday 🎉 thank u

I already coment before i watch the video but i love this podcast.

I really wanna know what artist Will likes that much

To be frank I do prefer pod over bft, even tho your guys schetch is amazing

30:21 HOW DID HE DO THAT

Literally as I was watching this one of my favorite artists also dmed me back

Wait till they realize you can define your own coordinate plane 💀as long as all your math is consistent with it and you specify what is positive and negative direction

sammuel. You have the voice of an angel.

Besides some instagram reels this is the first exposure I’ve had to you guys so yeah I was a little lost… also cause I thought this was the first podcast for some reason idk probably cause of the title

You could eat a hotdog vertically like it was a banana

Caroline is the future of Internet comedy is she chooses to be.

Idk why but It’s funny to me that Caroline is beyond mad most of this podcast

15:44 WHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

imagine if will got a low taper fade

sammie can sing pretty good!!

PETER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Speaking of names, THERES A WORD for "Hypothetical Nonsense" and its called *Conjecture* which also flows much better as a podcast name...

Wow this is a great podcast. I wonder if they do anything else?

Sammie has to dethrone Caroline next

Carolina I have a show for you come to. Cut that contact and we can showcase what you want!

factual sense

Are they all childhood friends????

you guys should get jerma985 on

5:48 alex con el matecito papaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I feel like Caroline and Will are secretly horses disguised as people and Sammie just likes to be around people who kind of give horse vibes

I think Caroline and the Chinese government would really get along if they just got to know each other

Y'all should really do a dnd campaign. Will is already a DM lmao. I think at least one episode would be cool lol

She hypothetical on my nonsense till i podcast.

I’m an audio listener, but I wanted to post this comment. I, like many others, found this podcast through the main channel. Even though the podcast isn’t your preferred thing to do, I think it’s my favorite thing BFT creates. BFTV and BFS are some of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen, but they are very planned out and scripted. That isn’t a bad thing, but I think the casual and improvisational quality of Hypothetical Nonsense really lets the three of you shine in a different way. I love how balanced your personalities are and the jokes are more natural. I love playing it on Spotify, putting my phone in my pocket, and cleaning up my living space or something like that. For once, I look forward to Mondays. I write a lot of stupid comments on your videos but I really love your content and I love this podcast. It’s the only podcast I listen to. I appreciate you guys and keep up all the good work.

them laughing everytime caroline says "negative" is so fucking funny😭

ive never seen a podcast so reliant on visual bits. legitimately cant imagine being an audio listener

sammie is literally my favorite but i’d never say that because he’s so nonchalant which i really admire and would like to emulate myself

Why is Sammie’s voice so angelic actually

Sammies impression of Michael Jackson at 35:35 was wildly under appreciated and I just wanted to recognize that amazing talent. his mom must be so proud!

Caroline slowly losing her mind Will never not be Sammy

Sammie is unironically one of the funniest people I've ever had the pleasure of watching grow. Dude literally had the most ingenious ideas for his own videos, his comedic timing is phenomenal, and he does it all in a closet. Dude's talent knows no bounds.

i like to believe the seating insinuates the person sitting at the head of the table gets bullied by default

how silly of me to actually think I'd actually get the backstory of the most adhd people ive seen in my life start working at roosterteeth. i love them

32:00 I cannot imagine what this entire part is like for the audio listeners

hotdog vs hamburger is the greatest philosophical question plato never pondered

sammie you are a beautiful forest fairy creature with dimples and a nice hat

Some of these quetions i was all like mhm mhm makes sense but some had me on the edge!!! right on that edge baby!! On the tip of my chair like some of these had me like hoochie mama they are hot one comeing at em fast!!!- Nextlvlgaming signing off

real talk tho this the best content RT has helped produce since the early funhaus days, wish y'all nothin but the best

Someone gotta make a compilation video of them talking about the hamburgers and hotdogs so I can get any idea of what the fuck they're talking about, each time it happens my brain just switches off

wills temporary possession by early 2010s radio was making a little too much sense

its so funny when Caroline's trying to get the podcast back on the run and they just won't listen to her and they just keep not fucking listening to her isn't it so funny when Caroline tries to speak her mind and they're just they're singing over her?

I remember one time Will stopped me in a Target parking lot to ask me how many worms I had on me and was rambling about how he almost had "enough" worms and he laughed manically.... Anyways I hope you got all the worms you needed Will!!

The ep had a lot of tension, I hope you guys recovered well. When in doubt, hamburger or hotdog style ! Hope y’all are doing okay.

15:45 28:34 laughing every time she says negative lmao

every episode of this podcast is just sammie being undeniably correct and falling deeper into insanity

peter, what are you doing? smoking crack 37:02

51:55 RADIOHEAD REFERENCE????????????

15:45 and 28:37 has me crying

caroline finally understands how will feels when they interrupt him

nice things about sammy

Moments like 18:45 to 19:25 are exactly why I continue watching. In a world of so many podcasts, I enjoy the goofiness with a sprinkle of seriousness they bring to the pod.

Made it to the end of the episode and I don't even remember any question or answer. Everything is hamburger and hotdog and we are doomed.

40:05 that question aged poorly

17:51 was me for a longtime, i love the podcasts fr. i've seen the other stuff, but this my shit fr 😎

Conventionally, hot dogs are often served horizontally within their buns. This orientation facilitates a more practical and visually appealing consumption experience, allowing individuals to grasp the hot dog comfortably while enjoying an even distribution of condiments and toppings. From a culinary standpoint, this arrangement maximizes the exposure of the hot dog's surface area to condiments and ensures a harmonious amalgamation of flavors. On the other hand, hamburgers, with their inherent structural complexity, lend themselves more naturally to a vertical orientation. Placing the burger patty, along with various toppings and condiments, in a vertical stack between the bun halves allows for a more stable construction. This arrangement minimizes the risk of structural failure, where the components may slide out during consumption. Moreover, a vertical alignment enhances the experience of biting through the different layers of the burger, creating a symphony of textures and flavors with each mouthful. In summary, hot dogs are typically oriented horizontally for ease of consumption, while hamburgers find their equilibrium in a vertical arrangement, optimizing both structural integrity and the culinary experience.

sammie is just a beautiful funny smart king theres no other way to put it

17:50 That's me!

fell asleep to this and the part at 32:50 fucked me up so bad

I would watch an entire ep of Sammie singing pop songs.

I hate how genuinely good Sammie is at singing it fills me with indescribable rage

Ok in all seriousness I knew about Will and Caroline before BFT but who tf is Sammy. I’m glad he’s there but where did he come from?

Currently having a stroke. Gonna get lobotomized at Spencer’s.

you guys truly are best friends today

i just noticed the text on the image in the back 14:51 hahaha i love this show man.