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Who Roasts & Insults Kano the Best - MKX or MK11? (Relationship Banter Intro Dialogues) 

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[ Note : Did anyone else think that Noob Saibot said “your soul is black as b*tch” at 1:13? I’m not crazy am I? Also can someone tell me if being a Cassandra is a bad thing? I apologize for the sporadic uploading schedule, I am in the midst of grinding to unlock more interesting outfits and intro stances. ]
We continue the series of “Which is the best roaster - MKX or MK11” with a little bit of a change - In this episode we collect the best roasts of Kano by all the fighters from MK X & MK 11. Who has the most savage roast of Kano? But to make things “fair & balanced” we’ll also give the roastee the chance to get back at those who roasted him. Enjoy. :)
Johnny Cage Flirts With His Own Daughter Cassie Cage : • MK 11 - Johnny Cage Fl...
Most Epic Savage Roasts & Insults Intro Dialogues - • MK 11 - Most Savage Ro...
All Character Endings in Classic Towers Ladder Mode : • Mortal Kombat 11 All C...
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[ Mortal Kombat 11 is the latest installment in the critically acclaimed franchise, providing a deeper and more personalised experience than ever before with an all new Custom Character Variation System that gives players the creative control to customise versions of the entire character roster. Developed by award-winning NetherRealm Studios, Mortal Kombat 11 will introduce a new cinematic story continuing the epic saga that is more than 25 years in the making. ]
[ Featuring characters such as Shao Kahn, Scorpion, Raiden, Sub-Zero, Sonya Blade, Kotal Kahn, Skarlet, Baraka, Geras, Kano, D'Vorah, Kabal, Jade, Johnny Cage, Cassie Cage, Erron Black, Jacqui Briggs, Noob Saibot, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Jax Briggs, Cetrion, The Kollector, Kitana and Frost. ]
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[ Who Roasted Kano the Best - MKX or MK11? (Relationship Banter Intro Dialogues) ]
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Outro Music “Honor For All” by John Licht & Daniel Licht
#MK11 #MortalKombat11 #BestRoasts

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@lucasdellamaggiore
@lucasdellamaggiore 5 лет назад
Kitana: "You soil every room you enter" Kano: "Bloke's gotta mark his territory" Kitana:"Even Baraka is more civilized" Kitana wins flawless victory verbality!!!
@SwordsmanMercenary
@SwordsmanMercenary 5 лет назад
Kitana: "You soil every room." Yeah, accurate given he's pissing everywhere
@lenengquist592
@lenengquist592 5 лет назад
Lol, my favorite intro of all time.
@ksad96
@ksad96 5 лет назад
Gotta mark his territory, right? Haha
@gaelicprincess4937
@gaelicprincess4937 5 лет назад
@@ksad96 Even Baraka is more civilized. XD
@sparknazo
@sparknazo 5 лет назад
Some say he still pissing till this day
@wahalaking7428
@wahalaking7428 5 лет назад
Mr. Blue Is Too Smooth TILL THIS DAY
@sumguyspeen3030
@sumguyspeen3030 5 лет назад
And also spitting
@S45698
@S45698 5 лет назад
Don’t forget drinking
@RatEmperox
@RatEmperox 5 лет назад
He must have drink a LOT of water to pee in every room he goes in.
@TheUltraGamer20
@TheUltraGamer20 5 лет назад
But all we know is that he is not the Stig. But the Stig’s best friend Kano
@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 5 лет назад
Kano really needs to go to the doctor cause man he has bladder issues lol
@ChengTeoh
@ChengTeoh 5 лет назад
lol, I'd say so if he needs to constantly relieve himself before every fight. XD
@EternumTagerMain
@EternumTagerMain 5 лет назад
Jarate!
@Dremag_Gaming
@Dremag_Gaming 5 лет назад
All that drinking. Lol
@skrotosd
@skrotosd 5 лет назад
It’s the beer, you need to drink a lot to get drunk from beer.
@zayex5541
@zayex5541 5 лет назад
Not to mention his urine is a very unhealthy color😂
@carlospolk5033
@carlospolk5033 5 лет назад
16:29 Kano: “Why aren’t you a revenant?” KL: “Do I look dead to you?” Me: Yes
@plokoon4321
@plokoon4321 5 лет назад
Kinda sucks that the revenants dont have separate dialogue. Probably a lot of work though
@halesischuster5236
@halesischuster5236 5 лет назад
Carlos Polk
@mrchimp2642
@mrchimp2642 5 лет назад
Quekpool yeah I wish they put different lines with different outfits
@CJSai64
@CJSai64 5 лет назад
@@plokoon4321 It's ridiculous that the dialogue is obviously matched to the Klassic/past characters most of the time but the Modern/Revenant versions are the default skins. Like they should have at least made the matching skins the default.
@newnemesis666
@newnemesis666 5 лет назад
my thoughts exactly
@Outcrow
@Outcrow 5 лет назад
D’Vorah: You are a wanted man, Kano. Kano: Tell me something I don’t know. D’Vorah: No one wants you alive. Me: You two are made for each other.
@philosophichuman1507
@philosophichuman1507 5 лет назад
"Well we aren't here to @#$% spiders."
@IkeFanBoy64
@IkeFanBoy64 5 лет назад
It's hard to tell if she's more hated than Bo-Rai-Cho
@nugget3327
@nugget3327 5 лет назад
I'm pretty sure after 11, yes she is.
@IkeFanBoy64
@IkeFanBoy64 5 лет назад
@@nugget3327 Is it just because she kills Millena and Hanzo?
@nugget3327
@nugget3327 5 лет назад
@@IkeFanBoy64 Yes
@Jockey107
@Jockey107 5 лет назад
Quan Chi: Why have we never done business? Kano: Didn't want to wind up a zombie. Quan Chi: It might increase your intelligence.
@capt.heinrich6945
@capt.heinrich6945 5 лет назад
To end up*
@AwesomeReshiram
@AwesomeReshiram 5 лет назад
FATALITY
@Omegadb91
@Omegadb91 5 лет назад
as a revenant Kano
@ralphsattler8014
@ralphsattler8014 5 лет назад
I have to give the award of best roast to quan chi so far because of kano being made a zombie would actually increase his iq! Lol
@karambadodox
@karambadodox 5 лет назад
To be fair Kano is a technological genius
@oswelt8642
@oswelt8642 5 лет назад
Kano: *EXIST* Everyone in mk11: *hating intensifies*
@somerandofilipino6957
@somerandofilipino6957 5 лет назад
The man's a toptier shitposter I tell you that. 😂
@rhondahixson4047
@rhondahixson4047 5 лет назад
Dead dead dead dead dead dead meme dead meme dead meme
@JustAnAverageTerm
@JustAnAverageTerm 5 лет назад
A DECENT NAME I main Kano he’s a funny character and that why I main him
@Arsonire
@Arsonire 5 лет назад
@@rhondahixson4047 ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.
@TheLastoftheFourMKs
@TheLastoftheFourMKs 5 лет назад
Raiden: "I must consult with the Elder Gods."
@adesanni6157
@adesanni6157 5 лет назад
Damn I can’t lie he flamed Kenshi “You’re a scoundrel Kano” “Better than a deadbeat Dad” Verbality Kano Wins Flawless Victory
@The_Chef2511
@The_Chef2511 5 лет назад
The odd bit is that Kenshi was absent because he was hunting the Red Dragon clan, Kano's biggest rivals. You'd think he'd back Kenshi's hunt.
@battlion507
@battlion507 5 лет назад
@Not a Spongytard That or that being a Black Dragon is bad enough like a Red Dragon. Probably best to stay out of both the Red Dragon and Special Forces' battles. Just look what happened to Jarek in MK4.
@YTCProductions
@YTCProductions 5 лет назад
Kano-Wanna taste Australia’s best blood sausage Skarlet-I’d rather taste your blood Kano-Would you settle for me sausage 🤣🤣
@Restrictted
@Restrictted 5 лет назад
That was the best way to tell someone to suck a dick....lol
@denverbajio9752
@denverbajio9752 5 лет назад
9:34
@denverbajio9752
@denverbajio9752 5 лет назад
9:41 His face tho
@denverbajio9752
@denverbajio9752 5 лет назад
11:06
@Apollyion
@Apollyion 5 лет назад
@@denverbajio9752 Yeah lmfao
@senorlechuga8832
@senorlechuga8832 5 лет назад
"Even Baraka's more civilized" Kitana said it. Also that man has a bladder issue
@Schtauffen04
@Schtauffen04 4 года назад
Caused by lots of beer
@the_infinexos
@the_infinexos 2 года назад
Baraka is the more likeable of the two. One is a criminal who will backstab and betray without a thought, the other is the bloodthirsty but honorable warrior leader of a brutal race
@yblslick
@yblslick Год назад
@@the_infinexos q
@edgyizanami783
@edgyizanami783 5 лет назад
No one: Not a soul: Kano: *Me SaUsAgE*
@hex_scoops2860
@hex_scoops2860 5 лет назад
Isaiah Nickerson at least he asked
@doomguyisbetterthanmasterc6624
Isaiah Nickerson I've got guns what've you got? Me SaUsAgE
@imcroni7346
@imcroni7346 5 лет назад
Would you settle for me SOSIG?
@BeanMachine360
@BeanMachine360 4 года назад
Gotta respect the attempt he tried
@jarredtheunholyone7403
@jarredtheunholyone7403 4 года назад
Id rather taste your blood kano Skarlet. 😂
@osamazoabi6200
@osamazoabi6200 5 лет назад
Kano: “C’mon, it was business. Not personal.” Kotal:” Your business is cheating buyers?” Yes. He’s a Kahn artist.
@Wapak95
@Wapak95 Год назад
YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@yeetthethots2634
@yeetthethots2634 Год назад
@@Wapak95 don't do that
@Wapak95
@Wapak95 Год назад
@@yeetthethots2634 _YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!_
@melchaios
@melchaios 5 лет назад
jesus, I never realized how much the graphics improved before seeing this comparison
@alecfongy3175
@alecfongy3175 5 лет назад
melchaios And some people still have the nerve to say mkx looks better
@SnowyWolborg
@SnowyWolborg 5 лет назад
@@alecfongy3175 It factually *doesn't.* 😅
@alecfongy3175
@alecfongy3175 5 лет назад
SnowyWolborg Exactly, They are retarded
@Schtauffen04
@Schtauffen04 4 года назад
Four year gap M8
@ephin3242
@ephin3242 4 года назад
MKX looks like a fucking nightmare.
@danteeliasson1647
@danteeliasson1647 5 лет назад
D'Vorah: No one wants you alive. Me: No one wants you alive as well, D'Vorah.
@shadowknight5073
@shadowknight5073 5 лет назад
Agreed.
@halesischuster5236
@halesischuster5236 5 лет назад
Dante Eliasson
@TheGreater-ScopeVillain
@TheGreater-ScopeVillain 5 лет назад
Except Quan Chi, Shinnok and Kronika apparently.
@TheGreater-ScopeVillain
@TheGreater-ScopeVillain 5 лет назад
@@shadowknight5073 Except Quan Chi, Shinnok and Kronika apparently.
@TheGreater-ScopeVillain
@TheGreater-ScopeVillain 5 лет назад
@@jaycrew5108 Except Quan Chi, Shinnok and Kronika apparently.
@Infernostyle_92
@Infernostyle_92 5 лет назад
9:35-9:43 He's begging to be bled out by Skarlet in the worst way. 😂😂😂
@g0674512t2000
@g0674512t2000 5 лет назад
Would you settle for me sausage? XDXDXD
@nugget3327
@nugget3327 5 лет назад
We know what kano meant there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@TSEZyph4LYFE
@TSEZyph4LYFE 5 лет назад
;))
@gabrielaseverova2798
@gabrielaseverova2798 5 лет назад
Lmao😂🤣
@allblazing1160
@allblazing1160 5 лет назад
Scarlett: oh I'm going to cut that off and then drain you like a kubrison
@thatrandomyoutuber9145
@thatrandomyoutuber9145 5 лет назад
Kano: "Wanna Taste Australia's Best Blood Sausage?" Skarlet: "I'd rather taste your blood." Kano: "Would you settle for me sausage?" Kano has a crush on Skarlet confirmed.
@susanw1863
@susanw1863 5 лет назад
ThatRandomRU-vidr 914 Your forgetting Jade too!
@PeakiJr204
@PeakiJr204 5 лет назад
Kano would shag any woman.
@susanw1863
@susanw1863 5 лет назад
Sydney peakie point taken.
@thatrandomyoutuber9145
@thatrandomyoutuber9145 5 лет назад
@@PeakiJr204 Does that include D'Vorah?
@PeakiJr204
@PeakiJr204 5 лет назад
@@thatrandomyoutuber9145he would if he was drunk
@The_Chef2511
@The_Chef2511 5 лет назад
Mortal Kombat 11: the heartrending tale of an Australian seeking redemption for a lifetime of crime after realizing he has prostate cancer.
@lifeisgroovy1148
@lifeisgroovy1148 5 лет назад
Sniper:Austrailian,throws his own piss Kano:Austrailian,peeing all the time
@The_Chef2511
@The_Chef2511 5 лет назад
The Snoipah takes pills to alter his kidney and bladder for his jarate. Kano carries an STD you only get from Tarkatans. ...implications unpleasant...
@dakotshigby9916
@dakotshigby9916 5 лет назад
I like the comment but sniper isn't Australian he's new Zealand
@The_Chef2511
@The_Chef2511 5 лет назад
@@dakotshigby9916 So is Kano. They both make the same lie because the acceptable nickname "Kiwi" doesn't exactly inspire fear.
@madlad7837
@madlad7837 5 лет назад
@@The_Chef2511 Kangaroo does tho?
@The_Chef2511
@The_Chef2511 5 лет назад
@@madlad7837 They prefer Drop Bear.
@blazzenblaze133
@blazzenblaze133 5 лет назад
I love how everyone is flexing with their intros but kano just takes a piss
@Wapak95
@Wapak95 Год назад
That's his flexing
@Mohit50325
@Mohit50325 5 лет назад
Kano is the only villain I don't hate, I actually love how he looks in mk11
@gio152
@gio152 5 лет назад
2:32 the guy in the back is really debating on finding a new job after that
@rhondahixson4047
@rhondahixson4047 5 лет назад
He enjoyed it
@Wykesidefruitmachine
@Wykesidefruitmachine 5 лет назад
Good eyes, that is hilarious!!!
@JoninJordan
@JoninJordan 5 лет назад
And from that angle, he saw *everything*
@khaitranngoc4176
@khaitranngoc4176 5 лет назад
Australia's best, gloriest sausage
@shujinkoMK
@shujinkoMK 5 лет назад
He has probably pissed an entire Olympic pool by now
@lordcommissarcat
@lordcommissarcat 5 лет назад
Mans like a water hose
@sakuraryuji01
@sakuraryuji01 5 лет назад
By the lifespan of this game from mk 11 to its next mk title, Kano will have given enough of his own pee to rival the blood sea.
@lordcommissarcat
@lordcommissarcat 5 лет назад
@@sakuraryuji01 'The Yellow Sea'
@zergterran7409
@zergterran7409 5 лет назад
Pool full of spit and piss
@nutsdexyus1632
@nutsdexyus1632 5 лет назад
He made the Dead Sea
@caad5258
@caad5258 5 лет назад
Kano: "What'd Kronika make you out of?" Geras: "Priceless elements from beyond the realms" Kano: "Priceless eh?"
@meleesaurus4867
@meleesaurus4867 5 лет назад
If *D'vorah* says you repulse her, there is no hope for you.
@squadsaneslader
@squadsaneslader 5 лет назад
Kano: your mouth says Kano, your eyes says Kanyes (😂😂😂 ok) 6:15
@phoq9013
@phoq9013 5 лет назад
puns are a crime against humanity
@facebookuser1653
@facebookuser1653 5 лет назад
Your mouth says Kano, your eyes says *KaNyE*
@CrazyChimz
@CrazyChimz 5 лет назад
Lol when I read this, he said this 🤣🤣😂😂
@halesischuster5236
@halesischuster5236 5 лет назад
SquadSaneSlader
@squadsaneslader
@squadsaneslader 5 лет назад
Halesi Schuster yeah???
@ShadowDiamond2492
@ShadowDiamond2492 5 лет назад
Kano: Poverty? Chastity? Who does that? Liu Kang: The Sholin do, Kano. Kano: What a bunch of dills. Idk but its funny.
@JohnGlow2
@JohnGlow2 5 лет назад
Kano’s always been a disgusting sleezeball character but he’s one of the few who’s done right, and thats why we love him ,Kudos MK.
@V1dW4tcher
@V1dW4tcher 5 лет назад
Kano: You hear the tell the tale of the Dead Monk? Kung Lao: No, but I’m sure you’ll tell me. Kano: He was alive, until he crossed Kano. 😂
@moviekiller1762
@moviekiller1762 5 лет назад
I like how characters making epic appearances and Kano just taking a piss. Perhaps that's why characters don't like him xD
@somerandofilipino6957
@somerandofilipino6957 5 лет назад
He just does not give a fuck, does he?
@Miuranger1
@Miuranger1 5 лет назад
Thats legit cringy.
@ScarletStarManor
@ScarletStarManor 5 лет назад
I prefer the way he's protrayed (and voiceD) in 11
@JLawrencium
@JLawrencium 5 лет назад
Yes, he's daddy
@syd_barrett_lmfao
@syd_barrett_lmfao 5 лет назад
in MKX he just sounded like a creep. Now he sounds like a total Daddy
@blacksuppository
@blacksuppository 5 лет назад
Dude lowkey sounds like Blisk
@DarkPsychoMessiah
@DarkPsychoMessiah 5 лет назад
He looks older in MKX
@bruh-uy3vn
@bruh-uy3vn 5 лет назад
@@blacksuppository they have the same voice actor if im not mistaken
@thugsolider8514
@thugsolider8514 5 лет назад
00:51 even barraka more civilized 😂😂 kitana destroyed him
@tuimuti
@tuimuti 5 лет назад
Kano: uuh don’t you just look peachy . Jade: save your slobber ,dog. Kano: I can eat a PEACH (🍑) for hours. Me: damn that was smooth
@topology34
@topology34 5 лет назад
Kano eats booty confirmed.😓
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 3 года назад
*INSERT LENNY**
@nimbus0110
@nimbus0110 5 лет назад
8:53 this Was the best way To Further Cement that Kano is Australian
@randomdude6737
@randomdude6737 5 лет назад
Yep
@pastordonkoh7692
@pastordonkoh7692 5 лет назад
he's always sounded British. Still does
@deadpoolgaming997
@deadpoolgaming997 5 лет назад
He’s Australian even in the comics
@Puddor
@Puddor 3 года назад
We don’t actually say that. Its literally tourist bait.
@nimbus0110
@nimbus0110 3 года назад
@@Puddor oh word? I didn't know
@cmpork7145
@cmpork7145 5 лет назад
"Would you settle for me sausage?" 😂
@denverbajio9752
@denverbajio9752 5 лет назад
No
@lesleygalvin3239
@lesleygalvin3239 5 лет назад
Giggity
@driptroll4754
@driptroll4754 5 лет назад
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@SqallLionheart
@SqallLionheart 5 лет назад
16:30 Kano: why aren't you a revenant? Kung Pao: Do I look dead to you? Kano: well, yes but actually no, but actually yes?
@maleficent4566
@maleficent4566 5 лет назад
Dvorah: Kano Kano: hello my lovely Dvorah: you repulse us hideous one Me :whatttttt
@kindlyhickory432
@kindlyhickory432 5 лет назад
“Says the deadbeat dad” Oof.
@kimbernetikiberneti
@kimbernetikiberneti 5 лет назад
Kano: "Oh don't be such a Cassandra" Wait didn't kollector say that Cassandra means dung heap in his language..?
@arberselimaj3757
@arberselimaj3757 4 года назад
Kimberneti Kiberneti bruh I didn’t put two and two together until now 😂😂
@dr.badtimes3660
@dr.badtimes3660 5 лет назад
In reference to the Cassandra comment, Cassandra was a Greek character who could see into the future, but the worst outcomes.
@fl1ckr145
@fl1ckr145 5 лет назад
"What happened to your eye" "Special force bastards took it" "I will take the other one" Baraka got no chill
@temitopemohammed1537
@temitopemohammed1537 5 лет назад
Kitana: Do you soil where ever you go? Kano: got to mark my territory. Kitana: even baraka is more civilized. Savage!!
@DankSpoony
@DankSpoony 5 лет назад
"You brought a knife to a hat fight" - Kung Lao
@Wapak95
@Wapak95 Год назад
Nice one
@NarutoUzumaki-ko2te
@NarutoUzumaki-ko2te 5 лет назад
*WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR ME SAUSAGE?* 😏
@jeanne5922
@jeanne5922 5 лет назад
I mean I would settle for his anytime but...👀
@nafis99k75
@nafis99k75 5 лет назад
Hey, go and take care of ur son. Nigga
@bahmat7384
@bahmat7384 4 года назад
m E S o s I G
@Trackstar2058
@Trackstar2058 5 лет назад
Your mouth says Kano Your eyes say Kanyes 😂😂
@Gabriel-ry3rc
@Gabriel-ry3rc 5 лет назад
Everyone: **Doing great moves and poses to fight** Kano: **peeing..**
@Wapak95
@Wapak95 Год назад
That's his great move, great pose
@UmmItsMJ
@UmmItsMJ 5 лет назад
No one can really roast Kano in MK11 lmaoooo. He got roasted a bit in X tho
@margad0928
@margad0928 5 лет назад
yeah but sub zero roast was just ded! 😂
@LexingtonDeville984
@LexingtonDeville984 5 лет назад
mark james Kitana did - don’t know if you noticed.
@whippethacreem7299
@whippethacreem7299 3 года назад
Like a shrimp on a barbie
@lordtark6736
@lordtark6736 5 лет назад
Noob is the most savage of all. Felt bad for Shao Khan.
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 5 лет назад
Noob: "Name one realm you control." Shao KHAAAANNN: "SHARP TOUGNE FOR A DEAD MAN!"
@GaldirEonai
@GaldirEonai 5 лет назад
"C'mon, it was business, not personal." "Your business is cheating buyers?" "Well, yeah." Seriously, how the hell does _anybody_ still get surprised by Kano betraying them? :P
@Wapak95
@Wapak95 Год назад
That's Kano's real power: he hoodwinks them again and again and again...
@isawwhatyoudid7513
@isawwhatyoudid7513 5 лет назад
MK 10: Spitting MK 11: Pissing
@isawwhatyoudid7513
@isawwhatyoudid7513 5 лет назад
@@AntzemEmnza LOL i'm crying
@elplebeuchiha1996
@elplebeuchiha1996 5 лет назад
Dude. Watching this, I keep thinking how MKX had great graphics and now I'm like, oh man, that's not that good (+)
@justoandres4951
@justoandres4951 5 лет назад
It always looked awfull, a huge step back from mk9 except in the face department
@sfgvasdfgva
@sfgvasdfgva 5 лет назад
2:33 Guy in the back: I aint lookn!!!
@HyperKR027
@HyperKR027 5 лет назад
15:13 one drinks, the other pisses. now there's a cause-effect relationship you could trust.
@southgamer8734
@southgamer8734 5 лет назад
Kenneth Manlegro yeah
@MaoriGamerDood
@MaoriGamerDood 5 лет назад
Kollecter: my hands are sworn to Shao Kahn. Kano: Wasting ya time with that sheep shagger. Shao Kahn: I'm not from New Zealand Fool! 🤣
@ragman6035
@ragman6035 5 лет назад
1:26 *ThaTs A FeATUre NoT A BuG* Well hello there bethesda
@ismendonca93
@ismendonca93 5 лет назад
IT JUST WORKS
@meshman2763
@meshman2763 5 лет назад
Sweet little lies
@linkonar7823
@linkonar7823 5 лет назад
What is that even about? Is that something Bethesda actually said or is it just a meme people made?
@meshman2763
@meshman2763 5 лет назад
@@linkonar7823 Todd Howard said it once at e3
@linkonar7823
@linkonar7823 5 лет назад
@@meshman2763 If he did then there's no way he meant it. That, while funny, would've been ridiculous. People will just take anything and meme it.
@FistFighter-se7fn
@FistFighter-se7fn 5 лет назад
My fave was actually against Takeda Takeda: I’m going to cut you with my knife Kano:That’s not a knife Takeda:Aaaaaa got ya to say it!!!
@rileykenney7381
@rileykenney7381 5 лет назад
I love how Kano's only reaction to Geras was that the parts he is made out of are priceless.
@professoremil
@professoremil 5 лет назад
Like he's gonna sell his body parts on the Black Market or something. 😂
@dodgemichael1665
@dodgemichael1665 5 лет назад
14:06 My boi kano could spit game 😂😂 I could eat a peach for hours
@thegaminggolem
@thegaminggolem 5 лет назад
8:53 had me in tears laughing.
@m3ttleheart125
@m3ttleheart125 5 лет назад
16:30 Kano: Why aren’t you a revenant? Kung Lao: Do I look dead to you? Everyone watching the video: a lil bit
@DeleteYourself
@DeleteYourself 5 лет назад
This made me like Kano even more.
@demonking6883
@demonking6883 5 лет назад
Kano: Wanna taste Australia’s best blood sausage Scarlet: I’d rather have your blood Kano: would you settle for me sausage
@kidomega1321
@kidomega1321 5 лет назад
I definitely appreciate the various and different intro animations
@tyrstark8673
@tyrstark8673 5 лет назад
Kano's worst enemy is his chronic bladder incontinence.
@ManOfTheMounten
@ManOfTheMounten 5 лет назад
I gotta say i like mk 11 kano voice actor and accent waaay more
@LiftLikeATigress
@LiftLikeATigress 5 лет назад
Kano MKX was just ehhh boring and creepy. MK11 Kano looks drop dead gorgeous!!! Can't believe I'm crushing over a video game character lol but NRS have aced their faces big time.
@CatalinaGOsses
@CatalinaGOsses 5 лет назад
Agreed
@sp4cegrl27
@sp4cegrl27 5 лет назад
he kinda looks like tom hardy. although that's just my opinion. 😂❤️
@ronaldomontero3624
@ronaldomontero3624 11 месяцев назад
By watching intros ?
@xaviersantiago4934
@xaviersantiago4934 5 лет назад
Girl: Hi- Me: *Will you settle for me sausage?*
@BLCKVPER
@BLCKVPER 5 лет назад
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@junkfat69
@junkfat69 5 лет назад
damn boy😂👌
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 4 года назад
*#BegoneSimp*
@docsaaid2939
@docsaaid2939 5 лет назад
0:47 knew it kitana would say it
@crownbutter
@crownbutter 5 лет назад
You brought a knife to a hat fight lol
@_lockamy9975
@_lockamy9975 5 лет назад
“Would you settle for me sausage?” 😂😂
@NoForksGiven
@NoForksGiven 5 лет назад
Kano: Exists MK11: *Everyone disliked that*
@alexvirgoe4482
@alexvirgoe4482 5 лет назад
"You're a wanted man Kano." Kano: "Tell me something I don't kn-" *"Noone wants you alive."*
@davetorres3906
@davetorres3906 5 лет назад
I find MKX's voice charming lol MK 11's it's pretty cool too
@squadsaneslader
@squadsaneslader 4 года назад
Dave Torres agreed completely
@Kayne-M
@Kayne-M 2 года назад
The accent is more authentic in MK11, actually passes as aussie 90% of the time. VA could've drawn out the As in words like can't a bit more, but the delivery and some of the slang makes it awesome. Never thought i'd hear the word yobbo in a game.
@b00boy95
@b00boy95 5 лет назад
No one: Kano: WANNA TASTE AUSTRALIA'S BEST BLOOD SAUSAGE? Not a single soul: Kano: would ye settle for me sausage?
@Superman-xs7pg
@Superman-xs7pg 5 лет назад
13:55 "Lie, cheat, steal, kill, win."
@Wapak95
@Wapak95 Год назад
Thug Life
@user-yb4wp4vf8c
@user-yb4wp4vf8c 5 лет назад
KANO to man: mate KANO to woman: love/luv
@blackmesa5465
@blackmesa5465 5 лет назад
16:29 Kano my guy ya might wanna get ur eye checked
@zSTALKn
@zSTALKn 5 лет назад
He needs healing..?
@blackmesa5465
@blackmesa5465 5 лет назад
NO FUCK OFF IT'S MINE!!
@JMJGAMING971
@JMJGAMING971 2 года назад
2:39 Now that's no way to greet uncle kano
@Wapak95
@Wapak95 Год назад
Uncle Kano is that relative no one _ever_ talks about
@liamneves8293
@liamneves8293 5 лет назад
*Would you settle for me sausage?*
@Hust505
@Hust505 4 года назад
16:32 Kung lao: do i look dead to you? Me: uhh.. ya think?
@MOTat18
@MOTat18 5 лет назад
"You're a wanted man, Kano." "No-one wants you alive." 😶 Roll "sick_burn.jpg"
@touxiong625
@touxiong625 3 года назад
0:40 Kano: *takes a piss before battle* Kitana: even baraka is more civilized..
@leonides1527
@leonides1527 5 лет назад
The funniest one is kitanas dialogue with him and she ain't joking. Dude pisses everywhere
@the_shortski6053
@the_shortski6053 5 лет назад
Kano: "why aren't you a Revenant?" Revenant Kung Loa: "Do I look dead to you?" Mortal Kombat logic 👍
@spiritgd4455
@spiritgd4455 5 лет назад
"This is the last time Kano" "I can piss all day"
@CidGuerreiro1234
@CidGuerreiro1234 5 лет назад
@5:39 Erron's outfit looks so sick!
@ZeoRangerVII
@ZeoRangerVII 5 лет назад
Kano is MK's most wanted. He also has some of the best dialogue known to man!
@unknownyoutuber2007
@unknownyoutuber2007 5 лет назад
Haha all that flashy gun slinging from Cass is at 2:28 and his back was turned the whole time. Wonderful.
@dakotshigby9916
@dakotshigby9916 5 лет назад
Does mk11 Kano remind anyone else of Saxton hale from tf2
@philosophichuman1507
@philosophichuman1507 5 лет назад
Same voice actor.
@aloysiusho8938
@aloysiusho8938 4 года назад
girlfriend: subzero i'm pregan- sub zero: YOU ARE NOT WORTHY
@i_will_not_elaborate
@i_will_not_elaborate 5 лет назад
I love how you can make Noob look like Sauron
@SamuelMayo
@SamuelMayo 5 лет назад
Other kombatants: Intense and intimidating intro Kano: "Just gonna have a quick slash"
@Thunderhorse761
@Thunderhorse761 5 лет назад
Kano: Pissing around the world
@Wapak95
@Wapak95 Год назад
Main reason why Robocop is looking for him
@novemberalpha6023
@novemberalpha6023 2 года назад
That look of the satisfaction on his face after taking a leak always gets me.
@firepuppies4086
@firepuppies4086 5 лет назад
"Where did you get that scar?" "Where did you get that eye?"
@redryder7521
@redryder7521 5 лет назад
9:41 Good grief, Kano LOL! That one was so harsh, I busted out laughing😂... And then I felt like an A hole because he actually hurt Kenshi's feelings 😢
@nayxf0393
@nayxf0393 5 лет назад
D vorah in mkx was straight to the point
@derpyderpdederp620
@derpyderpdederp620 5 лет назад
I love how they just wait for him to piss
@renleo2836
@renleo2836 5 лет назад
I have never seen this many times of urination in one clip.
@twil9531
@twil9531 5 лет назад
"I could eat a peach for hours" I know exactly what he means!
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