I still think Julia Child bested Gordon Ramsay, cus Child roasted the heck out of him with her disses, while Ramsey his verses consisted mostly of playground insults. But that is just my take
Uh, eh? She repeated the same diss like 10 times lol. The "Voilà! Huge Douche!" Was great,but her "Pissiest Bitch in the kitchen" was just a dumb way to repeat the exact same diss, the only reason people think it's a good line is because of the way she said it lol
Ngl I got to give Hitchcock the win, I am far too obsessed with “I’m the master! Of suspense, so intense, no defense against Hitchcock when he presents!” Just too good for me to overlook.
It’s because there isn’t one set metric for who won for me. Each winner had different reasons for standing out as the best in the battle, so there are definitely inconsistencies.
@@PPRBguyWell finally, Dynamite went punching with Bonaparte's military failures, while Bonaparte just came in with "you're ugly, and you're a virgin". Come on now, the "you're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang" is somewhat clever, but hella overrated. Also Lloyd's performance as Bonaparte was basically like a French Hilter and admittedly annoying to watch and listen to
@@oddity7263Bonaparte was less repetitive than Dynamite, who’s main insult was “you’re short” when that’s not even true, Bonaparte was average height for his time
stephen hawking is overrated. like 90% of his lines are just "you're ugly, you're ugly, you're ugly." and sure, one of those is the 10 million line which is quite good, but it's just weird that the best they could come up with is calling einstein ugly.
Thank you! I always though that Gordon Ramsey won with the lines of *"Glorified translator"* and *"The Art of Getting Fat Disease"* are amazing. Also Thor has probably the craziest opening line out of any ERB *"Allow Thor to retort, you shape-shifting rapist"* like not even a full sentence and he killed Zeus. Also the Juliet slaughter them, idk what you mean, if someone said to you *"your ass is getting ripped worse than your boyfriend's in prison / you're not a true romance you're just some conjugal visits / but that's not even your real husband now, Is it?"* and a lot of that is true, that's disrespectful as shit! Even Clyde was like *"Hey Romeo... Stop her".* Plus I love the *"Oh! I am killed, what irony is this? The lead role shot down by a failed actress"* 😂
@@JonathanBresnihan77 Nope, even tho Julia had the "huge douche" scheme and the "angriest bitch in the kitchen" bar. Gordon tore down her whole reputation as a chef, he called her a damn glorified french translator (copying + pasting french recipes in America and not being innovative) and then said that her book promoted getting a heart disease (with all the buttery recipes). Also the "one part big bird, two part miss piggy" made me laugh a lot when I heard it 😂 basically telling her "you're tall but you're also fatass" 💀
Based Ben Franklin, Captain Kirk, Edison, Superman, Michael Bay, Daniel Craig, Darwin and Zuckerberg fellow appreciator 🤝 I also fully agree with you on Romeo & Juliet vs Bonney & Clyde, Houdini vs Copperfield, Douglass vs Jefferson, Thanos vs Oppenheimer... So yeah, we share quite a lot of hot takes, which is nice. Even though I don't agree with some other takes, like Skrillex (who you call "repetitive," which he was far less than Mozart) or Frederick the Great (Kremlin diss combined with troll face diss and... that's it for the disses; plus Ivan fought a 25-year-long war and had 12 bars too). But it's still nice
@@someweirdstuff1256 Ivan had better disses against Alexander than Frederick had against Ivan. Following your logic, every third-party rapper would win by default, even Wendy or Things 1 & 2...
9:50 i disagree, mozart was the one that was alot more repetitive, just saying how skrillex’s music is bad and classical is better. Skrillex went in and dissed so many parts of mozart’s life, also his second verse has some of the best wordplay
Trump is such a good character to write for, he has insane amount of quotables in real life. Biden is a much more tame and boring person so it’s harder to try to make him funny
Season 1: 1 Bill O' Reilly 2 Adolf Hitler 3 Abe Lincoln 4 Lady Gaga 5 Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage 6 Beethoven 7 Albert Einstein 8 Genghis Khan 9 Napoleon Bonaparte 10 Vince Offer 11 Dumbledore 12 William Shakespeare 13 Mr. Rogers 14 Captain Kirk 15 EpicLLOYD Season 2: 1 Adolf Hitler 2 Master Chief 3 Wright Brothers 4 Elvis Presley 5 Cleopatra 6 HAL-9000 7 Freddie Mercury 8 Barack Obama 9 Doctor Who 10 Clint Eastwood 11 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson 12 Moses 13 Eve 14 Gandhi 15 Nikola Tesla 16 Babe Ruth 17 Mozart 18 Vladimir Lenin Season 3: 1 Darth Vader and Boba Fett 2 Blackbeard 3 Joan of Arc 4 Bob Ross 5 Muhammed Ali 6 J.P. Morgan 7 Rick Grimes 8 Goku 9 Stephen King 10 Bill Nye and Neil DeGrasse Tyson 11 George Washington 12 Artists Season 4: 1 Mythbusters 2 Romeo & Juliet 3 Thor 4 Hannibal Lecter 5 Oprah Winfrey 6 Quentin Tarantino 7 Lewis & Clark 8 David Copperfield 9 Terminator 10 Western Philosophers 11 Shaka Zulu 12 Jim Henson and Stan Lee 13 Boba Fett Season 5: 1 J. R. R. Tolkein 2 Julia Child 3 Thomas Jefferson 4 Daniel Craig 5 Hulk/Bruce Banner 6 Alexander the Great 7 Donald Trump 8 Charles Darwin 9 Stevie Wonder 10 Wayne Gretzky 11 Winston Churchill 12 Nice Peter Season 6: 1 Mark Zuckerberg 2 Wolverine 3 Guy Fawkes 4 Burger King 5 Joan Rivers 6 Steve Irwin 7 Mother Tersea 8 Vlad the Impaler 9 Pennywise 10 J. Robert Oppenheimer 11 Joe Biden 12 Luke Skywalker Season 7: 1 Ragnar Lodbrok 2 Mansa Musa 3 John Rambo 4 Indiana Jones
@@polandcanintoearth5901 some people like more mean and aggressive rappers, why do you think Clint Eastwood was so popular? Opinions are opinions and all. I don’t really mind, that’s why I just said that the take is a bit silly and nothing too serious or aggressive
I think Einstein won because of the " THAT MEANS ALBERT E EQUALS MC SQUUUAARED!" line. It's so smart because Albert E (E standing for Einstein) E=MC² (Einstein's famous formula) And also meaning Einstein is as dope as two rappers. (said in an earlier line)
Imma say it. I think John McClain won his John triple threat battle thanks to him dissecting wick while in the vent, which is also a pretty nice comeback to (I believe) the first die hard movie. Oh yeah and his final line is savage. “You, less survival knife, You, more survival wife”. GAW DAYUM.
also clint eastwood is the single most overrated. you say that him being "offensive" won him the battle. the thing is that almost every one of his "offensive" lines are literally just racist asian stereotypes. if more were like the line about him and his family dying before they get a sequel, then he would have won. but in reality, you could replace bruce lee with literally any asian person and clint eastwood's lines are the same, because they're literally just a bunch of racism and nothing more.
Let's just forget about the match up the voice up to your lips line the one Inch punch line and moves like jagger line And even then this is the same series with hitler making holocaust jokes but that's were you draw the line
@@Gibs491 Holocaust jokes can be funny, if they're original and in good taste. More importantly for ERB, they are very relevant to Hitler as the person that literally did the thing. On the other hand, Eastwood's jokes boiling down to "you are Asian, therefore you are Asian stereotype" is just reductive and lazy. Imagine if Lee's lines were all just "you're a white guy, so you can't eat spicy food and you have slaves." Do you think that would be a good representation of who Clint Eastwood is as a character? I don't have a problem with the lines being offensive any more than any other offensive ERB line. This is just a bland ERB.
Here are my objectively correct opinions. Season 1: Bill O'Reily Darth Vader Abe Lincoln John McCane Macho Man there is no equal Ludwig Von Beethoven Albert Einstein The Easter Bunny Napoleon Bonaparte Ben Franklin Dumbledore Cat In The Hat had the best bar, Shakespeare overall. Mr. Rogers (Best S1 Battle) Captain Kirk EpicLloyd Best Verse: Napoleon Verse 2 Worst Verse: Thing 1 and Thing 2 Season 2: Darth Vader (I'm not touching the other guy with a 50 foot pole.) Master Chief Wright Brothers Elvis Presley Cleopatra Steve Jobs Freddie Mercury Barack Obama The Fourth Doctor Clint Eastwood Dr. Watson Moses Adam Ghandi Thomas Edison Babe Ruth Mozart Gorbachev, but all but Stalin were great. (Best S2 Battle) Best Verse: Babe Ruth Verse 1 Worst Verse: Batman Verse 1 Season 3: Darth Vader Al Capwn... maybe. (Best S3 Battle) Miley Cyrus AHH OK OK Joan Of Arc Bob Ross Micheal Jordan JP Morgan won, then Yeezy second, Donald Trump third, Scrooge fourth, and Death Walter White Superman Steven King Isaac Newton William Wallace Artists Best Verse: Isaac Newton Verses 1 and 2 (can't decide which) Worst Verse: Ninja Turtles Verse 1 Season 4: MythBusters Bonnie And Clyde Thor Hannibal Lecter Oprah Kubrick, then Hitchcock, Tarantino, Bay, and Spielberg Bill and Ted David Copperfield Terminator Western Philosophers (Specifically N I E T Z S C H E) Julius Caesar Stan Lee (Best S4 Battle) Deadpool Best Verse: Stan Lee Verse 2 Worst Verse: Stay Puff He Stays Fluff Season 5: J R. R. Tolkien Gordon Ramsey Frederick Douglas Daniel Craig Bond Bruce Banner (Really over-hated battle.) Ivan The Terrible, then Frederick, Alexander, and Catherine. (Best ERB) Donald Trump Charles Darwin Stevie Wonder Tony Hawk Teddy Roosevelt EpicLloyd Best Verse: Tony Hawk 1 Worst Verse: Caitlyn Jenner 2 Season 6: Mark Zuckerberg Wolverine Che Guevera Burger King Joan Rivers, Robin is close second, then way back to Carlin, then Pryor, then Cosby. Steve Irwin Sigmund Freud Vlad The Impaler Joker Oppenheimer Joe Biden Luke Skywalker (Best S6 Battle) Best Verse: Wolverine Verse 1 Worst Verse: Both Dracula Verses Season 7: Ragnar Lodbrok Mansa Musa John McClane (Best S7 Battle) Lara Croft Karl Marx Godzilla (Closest Battle Of Them All) Best Verse: John McClane Verse 1 Worst Verse: Henry Ford Verse 2 Edit: Added Godzilla vs Kong and changed a few opinions. (J R. R. Tolkien and Kubrick switched to winners.)
Congrats your legacy is in ashes remember as the fascist synchronizer cause of climate change in car crashes from your newspaper to your Nazi factory across the pond that's one of the craziest lyrics ever
I think Robin Williams won the comedian rap battle too - because of his lines were boasting about him being the only comedian in the match-up to have had the most successful acting career. ("GOOD MORNING MOVIE BOMBS!") I also think Lara Croft won too. Her line about Indiana Jones 'raiding Marion's bones' when she was 15 years old pretty much declared her the victor in the battle.
Unpopular opinion, Lewis and Clark's verses weren't very cool to me, I just never really saw the hype in it. They had some good lines, but I always thought Bill and Ted had much better lines.
1st verse was eh, but 2nd verse was overkill "Did you hear that meriweather, I think we need to brawl, I'll take Neo, I'll take that no one knows at all"
“Somewhat scummy nature” dawgits Edison somewhat is an understatement… but fair judgement Steven king wins? His flow might have been faster but Edgar’s flow was the most memorable in the franchise. Some of these reasonings are baffle me
My opinion: Season 1: Bill O' Reilly Hitler Abe Lincoln None Macho Man Beethoven Albert Einstein Easter Bunny Napoleon Bonaparte ShamWow Guy/Vince Offer Dumbledore Shakespeare Mr Rogers Christopher Columbus EpicLloyd Season 2: Hitler Master Chief Wright Brothers Elvis Presley None Steve Jobs Frank Sinatra Abe Lincoln Doctor Who Clint Eastwood Sherlock Holmes Moses None MLK Tie Babe Ruth Mozart Gorbachev and Lenin tie Season 3: Vader Blackbeard None Bob Ross Muhammed Ali Donald Trump Waltuh White Goku Stephen King Sir Isaac Newton William Wallace TMNT Season 4: Ghostbusters Juliet Thor Jack The Ripper None Quentin Taratino Lewis and Clark David Copperfield Robocop Western Philosophers Julies Caesar Walt Disney Bonus Battle: Boba Fett Season 5: J.R.R Tolkien Gordon Ramsey Thomas Jefferson Sean Connery James Bond Bruce Banner Alexander the Great Donald Trump Charles Darwin Stevie Wonder Wayne Gretsky Theodore Roosevelt Nice Peter Season 6: Mark Zuckerberg Wolverine Guy Fawkes Burger King Joan Rivers Steve Irwin Sigmund Freud None Pennywise J Robert Oppenhiemer Donald Trump Harry Potter Season 7: Ragnar Lodbrok Mansa Musa John McClane Indiana Jones
Here’s who I think won Season 1 Bill o Reilly Vader Abraham Lincoln Lady Gaga Macho man Bhetoven Stephen hawking Ghengis khan Bonaparte Ben Franklin Dumbledore Shakespeare Mr Rogers Kirk Nice Peter
@@PPRBguy Same. Alot of people say Karl Marx won but I really don't see it. When Ford called him a ''Nitwitted shlub with substance issues'' I knew he won.
i really like the video, but when you start quoting the verses you should put in a clip of the actual verses rather than singing them yourself. it just sounds awkward
How did you say edison won when basically tesla said Edison stole from everyone he was speaking truth and you ignored it and goku won it because he had disses not cause of character
Julia Child DESTROYED Gordon Ramsay...in BOTH verses. Eve wins by a landslide. I think Zuckerberg won too. Loved his first verse. George Carlin's verse went hard and is very underrated. And Oppenheimer beat thanos in his very first line.
"I am giving this win to ...." Yeah the win is not yours to give HotShot! I endured until Goku vs. Superman where you yapped about only Gokus closing line being good but otherwise Superman wins......how? how does Superman win? which of his disses actually beat Gokus "flying miss daisy" or "how many times are they gonna rewrite your story"? Dont even get me started on your Vader vs. Hitler 1 where you "give the win" to Vader (yeah you need to give him a win cause he sure did not earn it on his own) because he said "who even knows Im your father"....really? in what context makes this dis any sense towards Hitler? was his Mother a Prostitute? there was no known connection to his mother to any sort of extramarital affair, so when Vader says his mothers been with so many dudes, he is simply LYING! This is simply a very cheap and very amateur way to use the "Im your father" meme Star Wars Fans orgazm about! the only prize this wins is a Shoehorn! also, how is that beating "step into my Shower"? not only is that funny but also very real and very morbid and yes, someone like Vader, a Freakish "subhuman" would have been "showered" by the Nazis...so it is very much relevant. Nice list but your reasons why X or Y won are not convincing and way too biased!
1. For Superman, the “Chi Chi” line, the “greasy slick emcee from DC” flow, his flow in general, the laugh at the start of verse 2, and “OVER 9000 SCREAMS” are some additional things I love about Superman over Goku. 2. My reasoning being unconvincing is fair, I didn’t aim to convert people. However, I promise there’s no bias. If I may say, your name makes me think you made this comment because of my opinion on the Copperfield battle. 3. On a funnier note, the win is mine (and everybody else's) to give because Nice Peter says "You decide!" at the end of every battle.
@@PPRBguy well I agree to disagree with you on the rap battles BUT as far as our Discussion goes, I gladly "give you the win" since your reply is a: funny! and more importantly b: smart! Now I will gladly watch your video to the end shaking my head to your "wrong decisions" only with the difference that I will enjoy it nonetheless! (I agree with you on the Copperfield gig though....not my best performance...but hey, I like to see you rap while being "bondaged" and dangling from a Rope)
