Here is a Going Bald Hoedown, Wayne is the winner, which means Drew, Brad, Colin, and Ryan do a hoedown. Colin is probably not to happy with this hoedown.
Losing my hair and I'm only twenty-eight Have to admit that it doesn't feel so great But there is an upside, there is still hope for me Maybe I'll be half as cool as Colin Mochrie
When I started to go bald It made me very sad. People would make fun of me And I’d get real mad! But it’s really not so bad As I have come to see, I look just like my idol, Colin Mocherie
When Collin finishes, they cut to Wayne Brady sitting behind the desk. I love Wayne's reaction. It's the same one I had the very first time I watched this video. :)
Today is when I noticed that I'm losing all my hair I'm only 22 years old, it really isn't fair It really is depressing, a downright shame you see Losing all my hair before my virginity
When I started balding, at first I got quite sad But then I got to thinking, it isn't all that bad The truth about baldness that really should be said You're not getting less hair; you're getting more head.
Going bald's not much fun, I really must declare. People think I'm ugly because I have less hair. But, there's a silver lining, something I don't lack. It's not coming out of my head anymore, it's growing on my back!!
I still have my hair And I've kept rather short Do not ask me why I'm just into that sort. Yes Colin is bald But Brad and Drew failed to see That his ultimate burn Made him pretty sexy 😍.
2:12 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY JUST GOT BUUUUUUUUURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!
You might think I'll tell a joke about Colin Mochrie But I can't cause he's 4 inches longer than me To make fun of Colin, Honestly what I say Except, Colin you can borrow my toupee
I have a friend whose loosing his hair People are always making jokes about his hair They really annoy with the jokes they make I tell despite them he's loosing his hair he's an amazing lover He's an amazing lover
Yes Colin we get it, you are losing hair. But you, my friend, must not despair. If there is one thing that I know for sure, It is that you look WAY better than Lex Luthor!
Colin had the best verse, and not just because he burned Brad and Drew. His was the most creative. Brad's line about the shower drain was pretty good, but kind of predictable, but his line, "But as you can see, it isn't quite for me" was lame. I mean, could he have possibly found a worse way to set up his Colin Mochrie line? I would cut Drew some slack because Brad took his Colin Mochrie rhyme. So, whatever he was planning, he had to come up with something different. The happy/snappy line was pretty bad. Breather/Either was better, but only slightly. As I said, I give him credit for finding a substitute for his planned Colin Mochrie line. Colin's was excellent. "Follicly impaired" was excellent. And his burn to Brad and Drew was ten times better than their predictable jokes at Colin's expense. Ryan's was okay, but he had trouble getting his rhymes to flow. Still, "advertising space" was clever. And he didn't take the predictable route of making fun of Colin.
@@vivekphilipvarghese Aw, poor baby. Did I huwt your delicate little fee-fees by criticizing some hero of yours. Go see your mommy and have a good long cry.
@@c1o2o3l4z5b6o7y8z9, sounds like you don't even know what actors are. Improvisation is a means to an end. If something unforeseen happens, you simply improvise your way through it until you can take up the dialogue and put it back on track. I do that about as well as anyone else.
I have short blonde hair, it really is the best. Very soft and better looking than all the rest. Taking care of my hair, it's really not a breeze. But it's worth it when women see it on their knees.
For context: Colin is married. Brad and Drew were not at the time. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm not going bald, so I don't know what to say Drew and brad got burned, cuz colin saved the day I have long hair, so I'm a real crowd pleaser But I'm not as gay as drew or justin bieber
The Halloween hoedown where Ryan mentions going naked, and then yells cause everyone took his rhymes... "I have no costume, but no care in the land, I open up the door, I've got my penis in my hand."
If you haven’t heard my situation listen to my song My family is tired of me growing my hair long They took me to the barber a new one was for hire He then took me to the chair and set my hair on fire
Brad: I am losing my hair and it really is a pain. I find out every morning when I see the shower drain. But as you can see, it isn't quite for me. But at least I'm not quite as bald as Colin Mochrie. Drew: I have all my hair and I really am quite happy. I like putting stuff in my hair, it makes me look real snappy. I love to comb my hair, I never need a breather. I'm real happy I'm not Colin Mochrie either. Colin: People always kid me cus I'm losing all my hair. I can't really help it that I'm follically impaired. It really is quite horrible, but my life is not through. I still get WAY more sex than either Brad or Drew. Ryan: Losing all your hair isn't really that bad of a deal. A lot of women love just the way it feels. Just think of it as just a little more face. And you can rent it out as advertising space.
Losing my hair is something I don't plan on It happened to my grandpa and my Uncle Don But I think I'm safe, don't worry man I've got lots of hair cause I'm half Italian
I am going bald and it is really great Especially with the girls I tend to date Now when I say my hair's begun to fall I don't mean from my head I mean from my balls
