You gotta give props to Laura Hall, It's amazing that she could play the piano without screwing up, while that was going on. I'd be laughing my ass off, probably even headbanging the keys.
I used to be an astronaut, but then they kicked me out My girlfriend tried cheer me up and get me about I told Nasa something that really made them cuss "No matter what you, I'll always get more Uranus!"
I was in a rocket, it blasted into space I looked out of the window and saw an ugly face Such an ugly being, how could this be true? But then I focused harder and I saw that it was Drew Love him really but I couldn't resist haha!
I was sent to a mission it was to the moon There would have been more people but there was hardly room When we got to out of space we didn't have no fix Cos I tossed out all the male spacemen and only left the chicks
So I'm sitting here on RU-vid, waiting for my favorite show While reading over comments that really really blow Most of them are hoedowns, bad ones that run amok What you people do not realize is your hoedowns suck.
I am an Astronaut, it makes me very rich. I've got a lovely home, but my girlfriend is a bitch. I went up in space, with the likes of Buzz Aldrin. I can't think of anything else but the Piano's made by Baldwin.
i wanna go to venus and i wanna go to mars i wanna be an astronaut and reach for the stars even though the budget cuts at NASA may constrain us i'd love to visit saturn but i won't go near uranus.
i went up to outer space with my girlfriend we made love on Saturn, i wished it wouldn't end when i was finished, i thought i would be famous she wasn't all that happty when i circled round uranus
Going into outer space would make me quite distraught I dont know how I would cope being an astronaught After a while I'm sure I would be fine But I dont how I could live, when there's no whose line
Being astronaut It's so competitive Outerspace isn't for the physically impaired But I've got something special to trim my celloid To do well on my space exam I'm taking asteroids.
(Yes i know mthis is my second, but I love doing this) People are always saying to Hey what a great job what they really should know is that its not for snobs Doing long missions up in outer space it really is a nice way to avoid my court case
When I was young I wanted to be an astronaut. Too bad when I tried Nasa said I sucked. But they weren't too mean I'll be honest this time. Because they got me a job being the host of whose line.
I just love being up in space! I can shoot my rocket all over the place! I went to mars and also to saturn NASA says come back to earth, will they ever learn?
I used to work for Nasa but now I am retired I watch clips on to youtube all day till I'm wired People make fun of me, it really gets me mad But I always feel better after sleeping with my dad
Space is cool, yet really really strange, I became an astronaut because I was deranged. My suit was interesting, made of soft foam, when I arrived, an alien said "E.T Phone Home?" That's all I got...
I am an astronaught and it is really fun... but im on a mission that probably wont get done... but when im back on earth i surely will be famous... But its really really hard sending a rocket up uranus...
Well I'm in Gizmonic Institute doing research all alone. Working on the test project plus studying on a drone. The test is finally working, prepare the countdown soon. Because those two gadgets are taking a journey to the moon.
I love this hoedown every single minute but I'M disappointed that DREW CAREY wasn't in it but does that make this hoedown the mother of all bombs? no but I saw wayne's verse in a review of MARS NEEDS MOMS
@MrsJeffDavis Yeah unless you are Veronica, I don't believe you..lol BTW are you watching Improv-A-Ganza? He is so kicking some ass there! And might I add one gorgeous sweetheart!
@8HMX It just looks to me as though you are trying to pick a fight with someone on here and I don't intend on being the person you butt heads with. I have my opinion of things and you have yours, so lets just agree to disagree and drop it. But, one final statement in my own defence, the reason why my hoedowns are so poorly written is because I excel in free verse poetry, not rhyming limericks such as these.
@8HMX Wow. You must have missed my line where I said "As you can tell, hoedowns aren't my saving grace." Honestly, what on Earth possessed you to restate something that I've already said about myself? You must not get that I really don't care how bad my rhyme and rhythm are, that I will just keep doing over and over to make my point. That point being to simply leave people who write their own hoedowns alone. If they want to write something and post it for others to see, then leave them do it.
*For all you people who are downrating the personalized hoedown comments...* You say that the people who write down their hoedowns, really do suck But maybe it's envy, that you couldn't get that type of luck I don't see, what's so very wrong So what if someone, wants to burst into song? As you can tell, hoedowns aren't my saving grace But even if you don't like it, just stay out of my face! ~ LadyWolf99
Sorry man. I didn't mean for you to get the wrong idea, but it was merely for fun. I did one for this hoedown that nobody liked, so I did another based on that. It was only meant as a joke, not to be taken seriously. Besides, if you look hard enough on other hoedowns, I do ones for them too. But I'm sorry, I honestly didn't mean for it to be offensive.
You're a whose line adict and I'll tell ya so am I It's nothing to be afraid of, you really shouldn't cry. We're the kind of people who will watch it day and night. So if you're going to have a rant, then get your spelling right. :) :p Sorry I just HAD to hehe
I think it's crucial that every WLIIA video that features Jeff Davis has a top comment about Jeff Davis. Because... Well, I don't even have to give an explanation, do I? Ladies, thumbs up if you know what I mean!
I want to be an astronaught, but I'm not all that smart. I don't understand a thing they tell, oh what a lark. But I found a new way to go into space. I just go smoke some weed then I'm talking with an alien race..
I can't rhyme to save my life, boy i really suck if you asked a dog to do it, he'd have better luck, i can't think like ryan stiles or colin mocherie, i guess that's why i'm at home and they're all on TV. THEY'RE ALL ON TV!
You say i'm an addict, yeah I know I am, but does it look like I, give a f*cking Damn? I have watched Whose Line, about 99 ninety-nine times, And now I better stop, because i'm running out of f*cking rhymes!
Im an astronaut its get the bills paid its really cool but it wont get me laid Im travel at the speed of light im learning martian language Theres should be a joke right here but nothing rimes with language
I used to work for Nasa but now I am retired I watch clips on to youtube all day till I'm wired People make fun of me, it really gets me mad But I always feel better after sleeping with my dad
i have always liked to fly, but i am not a bird, i like to wear a helmet it is my head gear as u light my vehicle u start to count down and that is how i sing my astronaut hoedown...
Going to space, i think would scare me I don't like the cound of zero gravity if there was no tv i would start crying Don't think i could cope with no colin or ryan
Nasa is real nice and they let me on the ship it looks like a long mission that will be a nice trip when we got up there we found a woman in the center. she asked me if i wanted to reenter
Me and my friend, we wanted to the space; So we both came astronauts and started a race; But he always cheated and it was not fair; So when we got to outer space I forgot to bring him air
launching in a rocket high into the sky, people look at me and think "What a guy!" But then the rocket explodes people start laughing at me! well I'll tell you what, that's the last time I purchase from acme!
I can agree with you, I've been hearing alot of oohing and aaaahing over guys over where I am, and it's like dear god, we're in college! But you must admit, dude IS kinda hot. :P
I thought about being, an astronaut Then I reconsidered, and said "Eh I'd better not." Having to be, constantly suit bound? No thanks! I'll keep both feet on the ground! But maybe you'll think that, being an astronaut is for you Just pray to God, you don't get stuck with Drew! ~ LadyWolf99
He replaced Ryan in a hoedown, the only one ryan isn't in. type in Ryanless hoedown and you'll probably find it, it is hilarious, Jeff does really good.
I'm a Whose Line addict and it's really sad Pretty soon I started to do hoedowns that are a bit cad After awhile, when I was watching it on TV I realize that I'm a guy who is in love with Colin Mochrie
I went to the moon, I thought I would be sick. But when I got up there, I met a martian chick. It took me quite by surprise, but you should have heard her swoon. I became the first man to get laid on the moon.
i fly into space, it aint that big a deal. all that floating around reli aint good to feel. luckily we found a way to help us stay on our courses. we usually play a few 100 games of astronaughts and crosses. not a perfect rhyme, but i thought of the end first and panaked with the third line as i was typing it. :D
I am an astronaut I took my girl to space All along the way I had this big grin on my face She's the finest astronaut girl any one has seen She's about to learn in space, no one can hear you scream!
