Whose Line: SFAH - Things you can say about your ___ but not your girlfriend 

regionfuego6 I don’t want this I want what he’s having

"Can I get a refund?"

Hey, does this smell a bit off to you?

"Mmmm...starts off sweet, but has a bitter aftertaste."

I'm not touching this. It's way past the expiration date.

This is the most accurate comment-

『Rekter.』 can you tell me why weebs always do this?- last time i checked it was this...

Thighs a superior

BlurtL I don’t know, I just like to cut off my comments.

100% accurate 🤣

"Get off the mailman."

Yes she is a bitch

Note also Colin's hand while he says it.

I expected a "good boy" or something

Just say "Disney", and you're good

"I spent all of my bonus on her, and I barely get the chance to bring her out!"

I'll set it on fire and collect the insurance

Smells like rotten fish.

She’s got a pretty big deck, doesn’t she?

Yeah I didn't really get that jo... Oh. OH.

Yet in real life he is actually one of the most docile, kind, approachable people ever. He’s such a gem.

@@HeyMyLifeIsLibby Don't mess with his family, though. He will roast you harder than chestnuts on fire.

I still don't get the "Bugs in your teeth" joke though

@@minupakumarasinghe3913 He's implying that she's got bugs in her cooch. Cunnilingus joke.

@@user-dr3zk1mw4i Thank you! I thought I did a pretty good job of bringing back the humor also!

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I mean, most would probably want her to swallow, but you do you xD

"Stop sniffing butts!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Be careful not to bite the ‘hand’ that feeds you”

She's trying, why are you mad-

@@Phyran 😆

The 4th spot was always open to a guest staror comedian.

It’s not they they couldn’t. The original show had all four cast members changing on a regular basis. Ryan and Colin quickly became fan favorites and pretty staples. Wayne eventually did as well by the time the show became a U.S. production with Drew at the helm. He also became essential for the singing games being the best one at that. So they just kept the fourth chair a revolving one for guests.

@@MegaRayland To think they actually brought "Trump head" Kathy Griffin on one time.

@Always Here Who told you he was a monster?

@Always Here You failed to answer my question. Who told you this? And while you're at it, who told you that other stuff too?

OMGGGH LOL

*H o l d u p*

buy 1 get 1 free

excuse me but what the fuck

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

"Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back."

EddieHawkinsII “it’s fine if you don’t mind working with at least four other guys at the same time”

Not just a tax write-off.

Chapter 13. Nuff said

Pleasing customers since 1929.

You mean kids explain it to parents 🥴

@@nateinsane4023 burn

@Alan Cogan *teenagers

@Alan Cogan he said that kids are f**king each other nowadays. But, its actually teenagers who are doing that "activity"

stingray1442 honestly I remember being a kid and other kids were nasty and did that stuff sooo, I guess not just teens.

*oh dear.*

FBI OPEN UP!

*Chris Hansen has joined the chat* “Take a seat.” 🙇🏻‍♂️

Leo Woods holy fuck

"Who's my big girl? Who's daddy's big girl? Yes you are, yes you are!"

Thighs are timeless

@@abhinavpandey2604 Thigh-meless (timeless)

@Nehemiah Cha Fr I would've been puzzled for ages

A true futurist indeed

I've been smacked several times for using that one

I want to like but it's on 69

The amount of cocaine you can stuff in there is frightening

I only use her during the summers.

"I get nausea just to think about getting back there"

"Don't eat the crab dip! Yay-yay!"

@@TheArcher101 *cue community intro*

damm I should've bought bigger melons

"Is that cream cheese?"

My father was right it’s not very tasty but it’s quick and easy

Ohhhhh, shit

Alternatively, My wife would hate this

Hey I told you not to swallow that!

"Delivery's under 30 min.'s, or it's completely free!!!"

His Hand Motion makes it even better

I dunno meow is pretty good

Hands down!

Nothing beats a line of Colin's "come".

Media Memes that’s pretty good 😂

OMG

Who is that at 4:34

Omfg 🤣🤣

I order lobster not crabs

Luke W these were originally on ABC after 8:00 at night, meaning that their content could be racier.

_C O M E_

@Maxx Kroes I see you corrected that typo lol

You kiss your momma with that mouth?

Choke on anything else?

🅰️ *YO!!!!!* 👈🤣

my ex also had a lot of mileage.

Well, some of us can~

Ayyyyy m’boy.

@@krimsonkarma8412 oh

Lol it’s so damn true though

That’s funny

Damn! Lmao

Things you can say about your motorcycle but not your girlfriend: She's pretty fast. She rides pretty smooth. She needs more fuel. It might be time to replace her. I let my friend borrow her.

@@raspberryjam3724 damn

@@esmooth919 thx. I'm quite proud of those.

If you're going to ride that, you better have some damn good insurance.

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😂😂😄

Hey hey HEYYY DO NOT CHEW IT!!!

Truck but not girlfriend. Once i drop my load on her back she really gets down😉

She's big enough to burn diesel.

My friends only use me for rides

So there I am, riding along in her without a care in the world. And then, she up and dies on me.

Let me check the underneath for any spills.

I had 20 different people in it last night.

It's not bad once you scrape off all the barnacles

I'm surprised they didn't say that, or perhaps it was edited out.

You're gonna need some pretty deep water to float her.

Oh here she comes!

Lol! 😂😂😂😂😂

Nice

*I’m glad I’m not the only one! 🤣 lol*

Thinking same joke!

StarDragon77 funny how nobody would comment under this 😅😂

Too true

Trans_irl

The hand motion omg 😂

LMFAO! 🤣 Pure gold. Probably wouldn't make it to air though.

Everyone is welcome.

LMFAO THE SECOND ONE

Even the almighty Colin would crack a smile at that second one. Well done.

Underappreciated joke

Holy shit

Mmm. Tasty.

Eww, the eggs are so runny

Too much gristle

I shared with a friend from work

Serves 5 to 10 people

By and large, if she had less ballast she wouldn't be stuck on a bar.

She was so loaded to the gunwales I had to tie her tail to her cleat.

Takes several guys to get her out of her slip.B.W.

*_We have some questions for you._*

the sad thing is i dont think hes joking

@@im_zenkai why is that? out of all people joking here, why him? Honest question.

Dan Wells FBI OPEN UP

*Chris Hansen wants to know your location*

MrFunnyGuy015 it's that old and it runs this good?