why being an enemy npc in genshin impact sucks 

YESSSS

FR ..

IKR…

I SWEAR

Yessss so I run away

"let him do his thing and he'll leave"

I DON’T WANT BARBARA GOD I HATE THIS GAME

@@theflyingdutchmannl c2 amber rn...

@@winstonleak1203 my friend who pretty much mains amber with skyward harp:

@@winstonleak1203 I have c3 Lisa lol

so true, imagine a villain version of genshin, it would feel straight from AoT

@@fuego786 The moment when you were just chilling and then you see raiden pulling her sword and u know your gonna be dead

"Kill them. Do it." -my thoughts

Relatable asf

So true Hahahha

@@dazaisbandages1906 is that a bungou stray dogs reference?! Oh my gosh that’s literally the only anime me and my brother agree on.

@@dazaisbandages1906 have you seen Chuuya on his motorcycle yet?!?!? SO COOL AMAGERSH

@@Possibly_wolf YES IT IS

nObOdY

(dancing)

Flashbacks to the ella musk commision.

Ah yes

DANCE, DANCE TILL YOU’RE *DEAD*

"but we might be his next commission"

@@tiaraprameswari8499" and he'll burn us and make our🍗fowl"

@@tiaraprameswari8499 hillichurl meat best in class!!

*famous last words*

@@Alan-hj8ch 😂😂

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@@EtherealNinjaYT 😨

@@SoapiiBFDI what was it?? 😟

@@hrts4xime it was view reply 😨😨😨😨😨😨

@@SoapiiBFDI WHAT WAS THE VIEW REPLY THAT WAS A VIEW REPLY 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨🤔😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

LMAOOOOO

Zhongli pulls with Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... But where are those who share the memory?After the Rain

I mean they all respawn anyway 😭

Me who doesn't even kill the hilichurls in the tower destroying commission:

Hilichurls are humans that were cursed by the gods and the tsaritsa didnt like that, thats why she rebels.

Woahhhhhhhhhhhh...MAJOR LEAGUE SPOILED ...WHY WOULD YOU...I DONT EVEN....AAAAAAAAAHAHAAH. THATS IT! theres no more point... Sayonara lads!

@@canaldecasta is it real lol

I have to say this. But when u beat the huge hiliurchurl, during his death I think he says “I don’t want to die” 🥲 like for real that what I hear every time I beat it. Maybe there is a meaning. Also, during the Venti quest you can communicate to the hiliuchurl to give you the shield. I successfully made him happy. It actually pains me every time I try to kill them but by that time they already wanted to kill our characters. I hope later in the game there is a quest where there is a hilichurl that does not act like other hilichurls and may want seek friends or something.

@@canaldecasta trruueeee and those people are from khaenri’ah. The hometown of kaeya and dainslief. And the reason why they became hilichurls are because of Gold (Rhinedottir). Creator of the dragon durin (dead at dragonspine) and albedo (the chalk prince)

PLEASE-😭

Wrong It goes more something like this: *Oz, Reveal Thyself* *BOUKEN DA BOUKEN* *Rain outlines your fate!* *It's time for RETRIBUTION*

@@drapas you'll kill the hilichurl before you even get to Diluc lol

@@satrickptar6265 nah, it's fine, the important part is to do BOUKEN a bit away from hilichurl, so that he will not get hit just as a buffing zone for Diluc Besides, sometimes it's just about the feeling of release and katharsis

Literally

That would've been dole

Dope*****

e l l a m u s k

YES 😔

@@xar5059 elon musk

Yeah. I hate the moment when Paimon suggests me to fight in a quest. Wouldn't negotiating would be better? And I remember I was the most angry when I encounter the milieth near the giant bow and I want to negotiate but Paimon let me to fight. I would really like to shut up Paimon from suggesting me to fight unless there's no other choice. Players aren't that stupid as not to be able to negotiate.

@@zixuanyu868 bro you're like the kind anime main protagonist, you like negotiating more than Just kiling, you're the opposite of me, but I understand tho, hillichurls is Just being themselves, and we Just kill them

Then we get the quest in the chasm and discover the hilichurls are deformed, cursed remnants of the people from the nation of Khaenri'ah. Really sad.

@Zixuan Yu I mean, they were soldiers. While I also did want to talk to the soldiers, the chances of them choosing to negotiate is slim to none. They are there to bash skulls no questions asked, so you already didn't have a choice.

@@antmess9789 spoilers for the quest in Sumaru What really gets me is how we find out that pure bloods basically live forever,(which is a curse for you and your loved ones, if half of them are half bloods) while half bloods turn into hillichurls

they were jus vibing

wish it was at least an opportunity like that in the game

One time I saw hilichurls dancing but my commissions are there, I feel bad for killing them 😔

XD

how can we be hillichurls npcs?

At least the hilichurl don't commit genocide on daily basis. Unlike our traveller.

Technically they are a sentient species with their own culture, language and customs tho. They clearly share a similar social structure to everyone else and the only difference is in their technological level. Like they even receive visions from the gods since they have elemental powers.

It was theorized that they are actually potentially humans that were experimented on in Sumeru Academy. (The place were Lisa originally went to study)

@@batatanna they don't need visions they are masters of mistic arts

How is me an exorcist a monster-

As noelle main, I only attacked random enemy when one of my teammates needs healing lol

Once you have Klee, all you want is to cleanse Tevyat from infidels

I want blood

I want blood too! I can't just see someone walking or dancing around and don't attack! Now it became phycological problem!

I’m type 2 👌🏻

yeah haha every new character i get i test the character out on the hilichruls we beat up with Amber at the beginning of the game

Same but timmy's pigeons

@@megacaptcha5894 hmm but Timmys pigeons cant fight and are pretty hard to kill without a bow character so

@@jule807 joke on you, i kill them with claymore char

LMAOOOO

When you gotta choose your starter

Ok everywhere man I'm done with your bs

It's so realistic that he only has all the F2P 4 stars

LMAOOOO

Hmm... What does a female hilichurl look like? . . . . . Do they reproduce like the 'goblins'?

@@filledvoid bruh

@@filledvoid ...

@@filledvoid Oh no.

@@purplestrawberry5871 Makes you think why Alice thinks up brutal ways to kill hilichurls. e.g. caging them up and feeding them their own meat

And indecisive af, plus weak if he needs all those buffs for Mondstadt hilichurls.

theres actually 4 in that quest series!

*averts eyes nervously in just doing that before logging out*

nahh..he was just collecting energy to max his ult skills. probably.

Nah after all that failed pulls he just wanted to brutally destroy something. After some of my recent pulls I can relate.

@@Amynity facts

Man didn't get Venti so he gotta Vent somehow.

hilichurl souls: y did u kill us? traveler:welp can't help it

@@antikythera8614 more like: for the 2 primogems you have in your chest

LMAO

777 likes I'm gonna ruin it

@@Satzy oh god-

...and then I asked:"Why indeed?"

When he said that I felt that

I COULD BARELY SEE 'CAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.

Them too

@@Mimangioibambini LMAO

Yeah, instead of me trying to go around them and they throw rocks and slimes at me. At point, it is 50/50 whether they live or die because I was busy and didn't have plans to further genocide

Right like, once they get to 1/4 health they start running away

I’d get mad and run after them

Better ai update?

I would kinda feel bad if they try to run away

The key is never ask for a 5 star and you'd get one right at your front door OMG well first of all i didn't tell yalls but im kinda new and my second pull ever was keqing, and ofc i didnt wish for her CUS I DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE EXISTED. And ON MY 74TH PULL I PULLED A SINGLE WISH AND I GOT VENTI, IT WAS A 50 50 BECOUSE I GOT KEQING ON HER BANNER. Venti is absolutely my biggest dream, altough i didn't gave up i became more accepting to other 5 stars on pity, i wouldn't be upset if i got jean, diluc or qiqi. But I DIDNT EVEN REACH PITY AND GOT HIM ON MY 74TH WISHHHHH. Wow im impressed at my own trick LMAO anyways ive been praying all night for venti(das why i said i didnt gave up on em lol) and since my job is done. Im just gunna pray for all yalls😫 it was such a happy momment. Ill be happy for it to happen to you guys too, i wish you a very good luck but keep in mind. Be accepting to any 5 stars and wish for 4 stars😏 and btw this comment was 2 weeks ago lol i just got em yesterday

@@mikat_2977 can confirm The only time I got a 5 star is when I didn't specifically want one.

@@lplayz605 works every time bud

@@mikat_2977 Jean?

@@ribbitribbit0 heh wuh

Initiate c l e a n s i n g

smash bro'd

Me with Hu Tao: SENNADA

@@Mnrr6131 u mean "sayonara"?

@@dumdum5520 the JP Hu Tao? Eh. It kinda ruins it if you say it like that

Я искала этот комментарий

Incomprehensible, have an awesome day.

Буквально слово в слово первая с трока в голове после просмотра появилась

Why? Are they good? Asking because I don't understand Russian

@@Sid37612 Yes, they subtitles turned out very cool. they have verbal gags and jokes understandable only to Russian))) P.s: sorry for the mistakes, i'm bad at English

Eat a five star character/weapon?

@@Crimson-zt5hv food

@@kamikazemehdiiehh.5328 I was joking when i said that*

don’t call me out

Flex

as you should 😖

-Me goes to them, they tooched- Mah diluc: *wELL ThEy DiD It FirST*

unless you need some masks

Sign a contract,

I'm targeting every m9nster i found

heheh....

Oof the foreshadowing

wow

They will respawn the next day

the funny thing is the fact that humans get turned into hilichurls-

I do that too except on Dragonspine and there's no torches around lol

then that shield bitch just be charging at you swinging 😭😭

Exactly!

@@Jenny-lz1nt they annoy me so much in dragonspine ,bad enough I’m dying from the cold every 2 seconds ,but they steady trynna fight 😩

@@mirasfingerbandages when I see them with their shields I be acting so aggressive 😭 I’ll buff up so much to destroy their weak asses

Lmfao ikr

2:58 *Naruto hand signs intensify*

@@ALTC0R3 ik I'm late but I'm your 69th like

@@kirubaregunath8041 OH GOD-

@@ALTC0R3 EHE

Awww💖

Their fault for living. *From whence you came* !

It's literally the same for me but I'm a Xiao main, as the vigilant Yaksha it's my duty to massacre them

yeaa samee and my team literally chongyun, xiangling,barbara and pschl(idk how to spell her name correctly).. this is soo relatable 😂✊

I do that as a venti main

My man back there was doing a EXE video

lmao the slowed down among us game start effect

Dang I only came across that type of scenery once and I booted them off the cliff because it was too tempting. Now I feel kinda bad 😔

@@arielanderson66 I yeet them off the cliff with Jean

i saw that and i immediately rocked them with my zhongli not even giving them a chance to run

Have you ever seen hilichurls sleeping? It’s really cute.... sometimes you can get close enough to hear them purr... The first time I saw a hilichurl asleep is when I started feeling bad about killing them, I feel kinda sympathetic, they seem to have a lot of character :(

@@heygirlieholdstill2589 sleeping hilichurl? I give 'em traveller ROCC

Probably to have the satisfaction of defeating them all with one move (especially with the anger of not getting a character)

Its for the laughs

@@frogsarecooliguess2603 item of the same type don't stack, definitely a noob

@@La_didissidence no he is making it funny that's all

@@frogsarecooliguess2603 we'll he could've just taken the Adeptus temptation, is the same result cuase food buffs of the same type do not stack.

Not gonna ruin the 888th like

@@k1an4h well some people did

@@jujiemandane9610 damn.

Ikrr

I don't understand

Better ending than twilight

@@arrowup8711 um

@@arrowup8711 Everything has a better ending than twilight

@@arrowup8711 Even MH movie has better ending than twilight XD

Yup

Fr lol. I'm ar 55 but I'm not killing anything unless it really won't leave me alone 😭

Lmao, my brain literally Produced the "Yahh!" sound effect of churls 😅

I have Qiqi so I go to the nearest hilichurl camp and be like “Come here I need to heal my team!”

"Hmm maybe this valber-"

@@cutiebunnyamber3447 don't forget the drum sound that comes with it

Yes pls

I could see this being a manga.

LMAOOOO

YES PLEASE

*Nervous sweating*

They don't stack up right?

@@Yen-jw1ls If it applies to the same buff no. Different buffs yes lol. I do it all the time before I burst rage bosses to slap health.

@@TreySides i know that different type buff can apply at the same time. I was just not sure about the same buff type since I don't want to waste food to test it 😅

@@Yen-jw1ls ohh lol sorry. Was genuinely confused on what kind of stack.

LMAO

because it is not you pulling 🤭

Because it’s true 😂

Because its relatable

Lol

It's relatable

his C12 Barbara lol

He already got barbara so he said that

@@DecisionsRQuestionable nah but I’d be happy if I got a constellation

@@ladaal8867 barbara constellations suck😭😭

@@djplayz608 huh? She literally revives you to full hp automatically every 15 minutes 💀

I Always Hit Small Hilichurls To 1 Health And Then Leave, I Think It Is Funny Because I Think I’m Teasing Them, But They Are Probably Having A Mental Breakdown How They Almost Died

I kill them and let one of them leave so he can tell the story except if the chest won't open if I didn't kill them all

yeah same i dont want to disturb sleeping hilichurls haha

Exactly me

ahhabahaha have you seen the sleeping hilichurls in inazuma hanging around the samurai's? hehe >:D

you got me in the first half

lmaoo

💀-

Bro 💀

LMAOO 💀💀💀

bruh you are very merciful- i could never-

if I see em dancing I just let em vibe

Yea, when they are dancing and vibing i just start ""dancing"" from distance too

Same. I pray they don't see me or else they die

Same with the sleeping ones

The rage consumes the man. The man consumes the adeptu's temptation.

that's what happens when you roll a bad gacha

@@capperbuns eula wants you

Cause it's Changyun, he needs a buff lol

I don't even use food for healing because it is so precious.

It was so good detail lmao

trying to summon satan

YESSSS I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

@@dorodoro_00 the oposite of yes trying to do-

he said ✋👌🤟✌️👍👇👋👈🤞

but hey infinite dance time too

Requiem Golden experience moment

Why killer queen so sad

Я уверен, у переводчика именно эта и была цель ;)

А я никогда не убиваю смайлов, они такие милые :)

hallo

No regrets

KILL TO PROGRESS

I’m starting to regret killing all the hilichurls I see

@@voidmain0784 well i don’t because I’m heartless lol and I enjoy killing them and every single enemy I see in my way.

"I saw his head being choped off..... Klee"

@@Cherub4040 *clean

@@duckiechen1321 it's a joke

Anxiety: 📈

HAHAJAHAH

Why do I hear that

@@BlueSaber2875 YESSS

hshshs istg

Keyword:try.

Nice

#HilichurlLivesMatter

#HilicurlLivesMatter

@@mctartaglia615 lol

Now your comment has the perfect amount of likes👁👄👁

🖕🏿🖕

💣🔥💥♦️

NO MERCY FOR THEM, A MITACHURL ALMOST KILLED MY NOELLE.

Me too

@@nito575 sounds good, shouldve taken her out mwhahaha

NO BC SAME

@@nito575 **flashbacks to when I’d use my Noelle in burst mode to destroy Dendro shields** Took me till AR 35 to realise I can just put on fire & that’s way easier.

I was just about to say that!! when the ice block started floating in front of his face lmaooo

☯️👈✌️👌🤘🤞👈🤙🖖👆

What’s wrong with biting 1/3 of a whole popsicle?

@@reiitssu CHONGYUN ILYSM 👁👄👁

there’s nothing wrong with eating a popsicle man. 😔🤚

This was a blast to read, thank you good sir

@@revthescatman137 idk why but it really was

Mine is Yanfei, Xingqiu, Kazuha and a random person (Bennet, Aloy, Lisa, Barbara, Beidou, and other character I want to test. Currently Collei for Sumeru exploration.)

Then they wont disturb me when i pick up sweet flower

I remember seeing a video of a Malachurl (I don't remember if this is the name or if this is how you write it even if I should know it XD) in Dragonspine walking and this dude had Jean. As soon as he saw her he ran away super fast, it was funny XD

@@kittenmimi5326 honestly 😒🤚, like Im just here picking up mints, chill hillicurls

You're not trapped with them. They're trapped with you

My guy has 5 more minutes left 💀

Bro bro foreshadowed his death

Man’s life was on support then got cheeks clapped