Why Did It Have To Be Snakes? | Chapo Trap House | Episode 385 

I was dying at the Warren/Peterson crossover

My Grandmother said to me, and she’s nearly ninety, “I saw where she wouldn’t shake Bernie’s hand, and that was just rude.” 👋🏾Grannies for Bernie EXIST !!

Me last week: no bad snakes Me now: one bad snake

That Jordan Peterson impression is extremely passable.

The animorphs reference is all I'm here compliment.

This just makes me wonder if Warren has been running as a spoiler since day one against Bernie.

"OMG I can't believe you just used a biblical stereotype to slander someone, you PHILISTINE!!!"

I like snakes, they didnt do anything wrong conscientiously What i dont like are politically calculating backstabbing snakes 🔪🐍💰

I love the Animorphs thumbnail here

Poor Steyer. He just wants to say hi to Bernie.

I just saw got an annoying Twitter notification that everyone from the original cast of ‘West Wing’ is standing in solidarity~~~for #Warren. ( so I thought of my grey wolf lads…😂 )

Liz had a "WWE" style heel turn...wowz

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That Kitty Dukakis deep cut lol

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I'm just here to get Chris a trophy

I'm done with giving any campaign donations now. However, I might make an exception for Warren's opponents in elections.

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Who picked/approved her staff? One guess. She's a terrible politician and won't stand up for her values. I truly wish she was who I thought she was. I miss that Elizabeth who never existed.

This aged well

Just here for my boy Chris. We'll get you that trophy soon buddy.

Warren Weebz, no step on snek UwU🐍👞

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That fuckin thumbnail lol

All ‘Caturday’ I kept thinking about Joy Reid, and wondering why she’d decided to wear a black cat on her head during her body language bullshittery. But hey, I decided to keep it classy and not do any photoshopping.

I did say during Sam’s chat, that Warren should be Secretary of Treasury. Turns out Bernie’s people thought so, too. That’s an outright brag, so don’t at me about humble bragging.

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This was a good episode.

sorry Brendan James, but CNN ran the question about Sanders-Warren at a peak viewing time. "The Hill" has talked about this

0:48 excellent

Just subscribed, hope Chris gets his trophy :)

Bernie / Hairy Eyeball 2020

Enjoyed this episode as all the other, but honestly I'm only here to #GetChrisHisTrophy

House Slytherin!

Chapo LOVE

ay breadman turn the chat back on

Wierd how Chapos hate the Sub but steal memes from it for their Thumbnails...anyway great episode

Trophies are the opiates of Chris's.

gucci flip flops

Cha Cha Cha Pot Rap House

And speaking of snakes former Chapo Brendan James

Yo where's my favorite Jew Felix?

HAha she bucked her own self down. Best part of Chapo is even a man like me can enjoy the stunting on Dems, with no plan to involve myself in voting whatsoever.

🐍= party division lol Bernie2020!!!!!

Warren Weasels? I keed. I keeeeed. We all gotta get past this.

liz is like whatever...

Add another LA date you snakes

The thing that is shocking to me is that nobody bothered to tell them that they are misinterpreting the origin story in order to use it as propaganda. Basically, the whole thing demonstrates how feebleminded the Warren supporters are, because one has to be feebleminded to be incapable of interpreting a story by ones self and to adopt someone else's interpretation at truth like that. In the origin story, woman is represented by Eve. Man is represented by Adam. Calling Warren a snake is not at all sexist. It's a parable about temptation and evil creating in a oral time not a literal one. The snake was Satan. Satan lies like a snake. The story never claimed that women are liars. It claimed that women are tempted by things and men are tempted by women. Guess what? That's true. Women are actually tempted by things, and men are actually tempted by women. They were both tempted, and they both tried to hide it from god. It's supposed to make us think about the things that cause us to do bad things. For thousands of years, apparently, men have been willing to do bad things with woman at the center of their goals or reasons for doing it. For thousands of years, women have been more interested in things. There actually are some gender differences. The story is only sexist if you try to assume that it is the woman's fault for being tempting, and man would not be sinful if woman didn't exist. Men do things for women and to get women. Every culture has mating rituals about this thing. Women tend to do things to get things.

Listen to this and listen to Chapo now. Fucking hilarious. Bernie makes a good run, gets cut down by the party like a 5 year old knew was going to happen, hands the ball and momentum to the left and the left throws the ball out of bounds and starting crying. This is the crystallization of the left. Shit talk when things are easy but collapse under the slightest pressure.

if warren had won the nom I'd have voted Trump instead of abstaining as I'm doing now.

Cumtown > chapo trap house

Why are chapo trap house guys communist when they make make insane amounts of money?...

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Bernie has been more evasive since than Warren though. She tweeted a little more specifics.