HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU (CHA CHA CHA) , HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU (CHA CHA CHA), HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DAZAIIIIIIIIIII HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUU CHA CHA CRABMEAT
Something sad that i have theorised is that because birthday is like a celebration for ones life since its about how many years we have lived so its kinda like were celebrating for ex that you have lived for 30 years then my theory is that Dazai, doesn't celebrate he's birthday since he doesn't celebrate his life and wished he didn't live all those years
OkaY UHM WAIT IMAGINE IF THEY REALLY FORGOT HIS BDAY "Why didnt you tell us..?" They asked Dazai looked at them "whats the point?" Yosano looked at dazai with pity "Dazai...its your special day.. We couldve celebrated your birthday you know.." Dazai looked at her with disgust, "I appreciate the concern Yosano-sensei" he said with a smile. "But what do you think a day celebrated on how one has survied another year in their life is to me?" He asked with a stern tone but the face of calmness Kunikida looked at dazai, "Dazai.. You know we can help y-" Dazai cuts him mid sentence, "Help me? Say, what do you think I've been doing my whole life?" He turns to yosano "So Yosano-sensei what do you think that day is for me?" Yosano stared at him in pity and fear "...." She kept silent, "..Another year of agony..that you couldnt manage to have an eternal sleep of darkness" Dazai smiled in pain "Now you have found out we are not to mention this 'survival of another year' day no longer.." The two noded and set out for their duties..
