Why I don't deep sea fish from a kayak anymore 

Angel Corona no kidding

“i give this paddle 5 stars, why you ask? i speared a shark 20 times with it and still works like a charm”

Angel Corona I'm laughing so hard at all this jokes💀😂😂😂

Glad I was able to make so many laugh, thank you for the likes. 😃

Best comment 😂

I did not notice it was a hammerhead until I saw your comment and verified by pausing at 0:32.

This is why I love the comment section. I hadn't a clue what kind of shark it is! Thanks OP and for the time stamp: Perfect.

Lol

I thi k he liked it

That plastic paddles too soft. Ive always wanted to try kayak fishing at sea, luckily im land locked. Now i know if i try this, im definitely bringing the Louisville slugger or a gun(if law permits).

Man was FOCUSED, i saw those relfexes

Nikko Gotze I would have been swearing up a storm.

Thanks Jarbird-for real lol'd for some reason...

Well he doesn't want to scare the fish away

I think it's because of the sharks

Hammerheads have been called the most aggressive shark species.

@@MadFox-jr6byis that true? I always thought they were not one of the really dangerous ones. I thought tiger sharks, bull sharks and great whites were the bad ones.

I'm going off what my Hawaii family have told me. Tigers and Hammerheads are their biggest fear when diving. @@oneofthosepeople2101

It must have been one hungry shark to keep taking paddle beating.

@@oneofthosepeople2101ye there’s been almost no hammer head attacks from what I’ve read, I think it’s cause that weird head of theirs does some sort of electrical stuff to identify food, so it’s really good at telling what’s good and not good to eat - take this with a grain of salt I ain’t a marine biologist

You're going to need a bigger kayak !

Ikr

lol

Ive done it its wonderful, and the sharks usually don't bother you.

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Please don't say " be like". You sound like a moron.

G Pozdol 1) you replied to the wrong guy 2) Fuck you. No one cares what you think. Dumbass

@@gpozdol7912 You be like "wahhhhhhhh"

@DontBeSalty Kek this is my dream, i never thought id be talking to the ceo of missing the mark online for real! Will you autograph my shirt? I even drew an outline cuz i know thinking on the spot is hard for you 💙

@DontBeSalty Kek if i could shake your hand i would be, i love calling out retards for no other reason than to see them struggle to respond

Whole time i was like buddy u could win this in an instant if u attacked from a lower angle lmaoooo he wasting so much capability attacking from the suface 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@@apachaiking2363 i coulda ate the yaker. the shark was too dumb

Yeah I thought they attack 3-dimensionally, like will come from above or below. Anyway, it was probably going, "dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun" too.

Lol. That's really funny I remember a comedian doing a bit about how sharks don't know their fins are showing. Reminds me of that

"He has eyes all around him and sees me no matter where i attack from!!" - the shark probably

I believe that colour is known as Yum Yum Yellow. 😂

@@cdlc5256😂

Having a hard time believing this according to google sharks can't see color so why would they be interested in colored kayaks?

Maybe it's about brightness?

Come to Aus, great salt water kayak fishing to be had up the top end. Especially for the long tailed long mouthed estaurine fish,

Turtles got a buff brah.

Jajajaja

I clicked for the video, I stayed for all the comments

lmfao, this comment is gold!

Shark: "Wouldn't even let me bite it so it bleeds out a lil and weakens so I can finish it off with minimal risk of injury"....uh, I mean wouldn't even let me "taste test" to uh... "make sure" it isn't human...

Free BDSM ... Not that I've ever paid for it

shark was masochist

🤣🤣🤣 hilarious!!!

@@themichelleegan come again?

@@hitroy1054 the man is asleep

My kayak is bigger than your kayak.

cons lin 🤣🤣☺️☺️

Not even a swimming pool?

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This one genuinely made me laugh out loud at the thought

@@belphemoth6639 Me too, 😆😆😆, witty and funny on that one, I had a good laugh alright

😂😂😂

😭😭😭🤣🤣 classic

nothing really gets me like the close encounters with death, preferably getting eaten and torn apart by a shark!

Yeah o guess that's how all living organisms feel when hunted...

Id bring m100's. Light one and drop in the water. Sharkys go bye bye

@@jerryp1392 ah, common pussy play by humans. Hey we cant out smart them so why not kill em

his fault tho he wanted to die

this one got me

Haha put some sweet emotional music in the background

LOL

Lol

Yess, I just saw this one...hehe, with the dog🤣🤣🤣you tube be trippin

Human beings seem to have a terrible habit of forgetting that they're made out of meat

But a diver IN the ocean is??🙄

Dressing up in a seal costume does not seem safer.

wat

@@hellasboy8243hammerheads leave divers alone. But a kayak attracts curious sharks that might try to topple it.

Aleksandar Gojovic sky banana🤣

😂🤣😅😊

sky banana omg lmao rofl

So he doesn't know what a kayak is, but bananas are old news?

@@luns486 yeah mate, when god created the ocean he set a bunch of bananas into the ocean to show the sharks what they're missing out on

Could have sworn at like 0:23 he said oh fuck lol

That’s what happens when your in focused survival mode lol

@@IceBear702 That’s what I was thinking. I couldn’t believe he actually caught it on camera. 😳

Fear is the greatest tool to make a man focus.

@@dmac5385 We may have not seen the same video then.

cd412 haha no you don't

Entity Hydro it was a fucking joke idiot

twenty øne smøl beans i dont know

twenty øne smøl beans Dont be such a jackass. Its not like he said anything that could hurt him.

cd412 I said something unpopular on a RU-vid video once, so I know exactly how this guy feels being circled by sharks

LOL 😆 for real impressive tho

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best comment I've seen in a very long time!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had a similar situation in Vegas with some hungry hungry hobos. “ ya ginna eat that”. Said dozens of bums. You just have to strike them forcefully

Or to NOT kayak another day

Title literally says not gonna kayak like that again :v

I love the young people

As many times as “the Old Man and the Sea” is taught in 7th grade lit class- so like not so much these days

Shark: "I can do this all day..."

@@darylkiid yaaaaassss

Why did I read this In that fish voice😂💀

diGritz1 lmao

Omg 😂

Not bad ...😂

diGritz1 Best RU-vid comment I've read in a while!

diGritz1 😂😂😂😂

Yes! That’s a really good point! It’s already a challenge to balance on a kayak 😮 😮‍💨

fishing is inherently dangerous. Which is why even a state like California with some of the most strict gun laws in the country allows open carry while fishing. Shit just like this could be solved with a good buckshot to the dorsal fin. Seriously no joke I’ve had a straight up near smack down with a mountain lion. I wasn’t carrying at the time. Same situation as this. SURVIVE. Props to this guy. Props. You’re a beast.

Humans have been doing it since they started going onto the seas and oceans. It’s nothing new.

It’s not deep sea, the shore is right there...

Lol I was thinking something similar

@@hunterbunn1404 It’s possible it’s over 100 feet where he’s at just because lands right there don’t mean shit around Alcatraz prison the water is 43 feet deep and under the Golden Gate Bridge It is 350. In the Bahamas you can go 27 miles offshore and still it only be 30 feet deep. So how far you are from shore don’t always come into play for water depth.

Bro 😂

@@ssgootyj Good one !

Facts‼️‼️‼️‼️

No kidding LMAO

I get those calls every day. ugg

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More like whack a shark. Lol

I agree!! Well said!!!

"original comment" has officially risen above the actual original comment

I chuckled good, thank you. 😅

Good one

ROFLMFAO

Underrated comment.

😂😂

Haha!

Lol, that's one spikey turtle.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

'Yum Yum Yellow' is what they call it

@LibertyIsDead isnt hitting a hammerhead on his dead supposed to really hurt them because of all the nerves it has in there?

They did a myth busters on that

Did you leave tracks on the outside of the bowl

Laughing so hard my stomach hurts!

Yessss

Bhahahaha 🤣😂🤣🤟🤙

🤣🤣🤣🏊‍♀️

Golden comment

LMFAO

I got those same 2 recommendations also lol

Saw the same video. I think I’m just gonna stay away from water that contains things that look at me and say “hey look, food”

Broo that’s literally the next video to play after this one for me💀💀 With a guy in a swamp😂

In a blue boat😂

@MelloYellow308 haha not gonna argue with you on the "bitch" call mate. Especially when it comes to sharks and crocs 🤣

Oh noooo😦

Don’t judge a book by it’s cover

😂😂😂

Coulda been worse. Coulda been a loan shark?

That shark works for Chick-fil-A 🔥🔥🔥

It's not nose it's eyes, that goes for most things if you start gouging it's eyes it'll freak and usually dip out, predator won't risk itself like that unless it's really starving

Yeah that was actually several sharks. Hammerheads hunt in packs

It's a honey badger shark. And honey badger shark don't give a shit.

You are supposed to tickle their bellys!

Paddle*

This comment broke my funny 😂😂😂 thx for the laugh!

It was just a playful sea puppy.

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didn't hear the music change. pretty sure sharky was just offering a side quest.

Because he was scared shitless. His breathing sounded panicked

Hardy har har you a soooo funny

@@jamesmcguire7391 50 People seem to agree with his statement.

Do sharks know how to knock boats over… or was this just a curious baby?

I’m being a bit facetious…. But still! Fasten a couple treble hooks underneath and go for a real ride 😁

So, you don't recommend kayaks?

Lamarck liked this.

😂😂😂

Yes, Homo Sapiens used to beat them while kayaking on the stone age

this killed me

Your POW is corroborated by one particular incident who occurred in WSl surf final in Jeffrey's bay South Africa . Mick Fanning was "attacked" by a 10 feet great white shark , as he was on his surfboard the shark came at his contact , he fall from his board and punched several time the shark on his head and eyes , the shark flew and jets assist came and pick up Mr Fanning , after that the fact his board was spray paint under deck in a bright yellow color to give the judge a clear view that he was surfing on the rail and his maneuvers were radical and powerful. Then local shark specialist from research center pointed the fact that this particular "attack" was more triggered by curiosity of this young shark and by the fact that shark don't seen the colors like human , in this case yellow fluorescent colors had excited his curiosity .

80%? Nope.

Andy F he missed a few times still impresive as hell i could not do that at all

The Dude could get 100% "other" shots on N64's Golden Eye... funniest, unknown, hard to do stat that one..

I was gonna say he’s connecting a lot. just imagine losing the paddle :o

Lol so true!

Holy shit hahaha that hit rate! this guy is a boss!

I don’t think hammerhead sharks are that dangerous. It would have been a different story if it was a great white, the dude would be dead.

Heavy metal is not satanic. I thought hammerhead are much more aggressive than great white?

Flippy the bear I really don’t know. But great whites are way scarier, at least for me. I’ve been scared of great whites since the day i saw a picture of one. I think hammerheads are just cute.

Heavy metal is not satanic. After a little research, it came to conclusion that I was wrong, great white are the most aggressive shark. sorry man, your nightmare is probably true.

@@shanefrey "sorry man, your nightmare is probably true." The worst way to find out you were right

where can I find this interview?

Haha! Awesome!

x)

"I just wish I could've gotten a taste"

Brilliant ❤

Considering how many sharks are killed by humans, this made me a little sad.

@@Rusty170027 he wasn’t referring to this video.

@@Rusty170027 r/whoosh

@@Rusty170027 it was a hammer head shark and if he wanted to ram the kayak he couldve

@@Rusty170027 so you mean the shark was trying to PLAY with this guy?

Lol

I hate this over used jokes, but that was funny

Masochist sharks

@@rolmckeen6048 this was the one time where it was funny lmao

Hey there ol' chum!

^^ underrated

AudioGlitch42 very

I love this

mulli mulli LMFAO!!! ME TOO!! 😂😂😂

That was funny

You mean wack-a-shark 😁

@@AUAB2 i just hope you still got the joke

This is what Whack a mole prepares you for

Communism is alive My Comrade I did 👍

Kira K Seeby *our comrade**

Adrenaline is a hell of a hormone.

I can imagine you’d feel a mixture of emotions.

I'd be pretty scared but in defensive mode, one wrong shift in direction and you could turn over and boom fish food

"Damn Sharks, Ruining my peaceful Fishing."

@@lightbearer1550Thanks to adrenaline, he was damn precise though. Honestly the shark had no idea what it was dealing with. It just wanted the taste of new yellow creature (kayak)

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its because of the kayak color. theyre attracted to yum yum yellow

Lmao 😂

Lmbo!!!!!

Rollliiiinnnnn😂😂😂😂😂

lol while this made me laugh, I feel for those poor bb hammerheads. 🤕

Kobe Teeth sea bananas 😂

Nor the running of the fools or...lol

why I've never considered goin into open water

I know, right?

Ocean Kayaking is asking for Karma Payout

Hello person with common sense

Fábio LOL true indeed

Yeah also dont no why he decided to go in a kayak

Jack Johnson lol wth

Solid chin

I agree

@@1997Nico solid fin

You're laughing now but that shark is in his cave training so once day he can walk on land and eat us

Stupid imbecile humans amusing animal abuse. He should've get the line back and paddle back to coast while fending them off. Idiots

@@Anudorini-Talah ah yes, activated those predatory instincts (would you start running from a bear?) and get your boat rammed in motion so you fall in the water. The shark would have had a ton of time to ramp up speed. Plus you cant do all of that in these critical situations. Thats not how the brain or adrenaline work. He did the best thing he could do. "Idiot".

@@Anudorini-Talah you idiot that is self defense not animal abuse

@@snaccking the hammerhead is one of the fastest sharks out there. They are lateral swimmers and i believe the fastest at changing directions, which is why you see it change direction multiple times in split seconds. I believe their hammer allows them to do that

@@Anudorini-Talah I think he would’ve, but he was too busy fending off the shark so didn’t knock him in the water. That would not be the ideal situation, as there’s a shark in the water… And he’s already being very aggressive towards you.

Must have been hilarious.

Effing dolphins...

Dolphins are scary you made the right choice

They can be pretty big and they are smart, they were probably cracking up at you 😆

Not as many people realize dolphins are assholes

😅🤣👍

sell me your kayak

I’m looking to buy a pedal kayak… haven’t fished since I was a little kid. Honestly forgot how but I wanna learn again

@@greg6162 never too late! I first got serious about it 2 years ago. Now I'm truly addicted. I've spent thousands of dollars on fishing now. So be careful because it will make you go broke! 😂

😂😂😂

Basking shark, Megamouth shark, Goblin shark, Angel shark, Frilled shark, Sawshark, Cookiecutter shark

Mustafa Al-Samarraie i just did a heavy sigh, followed by a good chuckle

i just did a heavy heave, followed by a decent gaggle

I just did a heavy thrust with a nutty release

I just did a did a long grumble followed by a nice rumble

I just did a hellish snort with demonic summonings.

Next he will realize roller-blading in the middle of an intersection is a bad idea as well.

I imagine those surreal artworks of gigantic sea monsters right out of sight below the kayak.

If you live your life like that you’ll have no fun

Alex Brown quite common, this is extremely rare

Mitchell Francis there’s a difference between taking risk and being stupid 😂

GSD fan HAHAHAHA

GSD fan GODDAMMIT

LOL

LMAO

no. please, just no

;_;

I'm dead

Oh my lands so good hahahhahahah

LOL

Classic , daily dosage of laugh completed , almost overdosed .

He kept his cool, stayed focused af and lived to tell (and show) the tale.

My life has been in danger before. All my emotions kinda went away and all my thoughts were focused on analyzing that moment I was in. Same thing probably happened to him.

As Adam Savage said, "calm people live, scared people die"

@@Nobody_Cares42 what happened

@@brownjatt21 a fight with my dad when I was a teenager. For reference I'm a small guy. My dad isn't. I defied him finally tired of cowering in fear of his temper. I didn't know how bad that temper could get. Once I realized my life was in danger I fought back. He had this metal pipe from his construction yard and I knew I couldn't let him hit my head with that. Twenty minutes and a fractured arm later the cops arrived. The entire time we fought I didn't feel a thing. I just watched him carefully and reacted to keep out of his reach.

Maverick Skolnik LOL!

Made my day xD

He should have just jumped in and fought the shark with a knife imo

You are hilarous lol

Maverick Skolnik lmao!

Underrated comment 😂

Thank you. Funny ass comment. Agreed underrated.

Is it actually a hammerhead? Edit: just saw it was a hammerhead. Isn't it rare for them to attack?

😆

Why didnt you paddle to.land?

😂😂😂😂

The shark* “Am I a joke to you?”

That is what happened

Bay bee shark do do do do do do baby shark

Jason Maarsseveen hehe get fucked hammerhead headass VIRGIN

You need to get the iron boots to sink below the sharks. There, you'll find the mythril oar.

Deanocio hornocio yo ctfu

Just hack and bring a .45. Won't penetrate much water but then that oar was basically hitting them exposed in air anyway Should be a 1-2 shot kill. Might lose some exp if environmentalist NPC's on the shoreline call the cops.

*sees profile picture* I wanna kill myself

Fuck. You win the internet today.

And he just won’t go away ffs

Designed by some of the top music artist

It just won't take "no" for an answer.

What if the sharks had an itch and were loving getting hit with?? O_o

he also has a special offer if you use his link to download raid shadow legends

😅😅😭😭

.....Ok but like, could be a possibility..

The shark isn't a masochist, he's just interested to see how many hits from a paddle his body can take.

Damn that's kinky

Lol

Cultured

Hahaha. If my memory serves me right it took me probably an hour to beat him lol

Never bothered to face him

A man with culture I love it

I'm in tears 🤣🤣

Yeah he’s got that laser focus on the shark you get from adrenaline kicking in.

So can the shark. That why its after him.

My hands are sweating

You can hear his voices

Add background music

Well it was a hammerhead... specialty is hitting things.

Hammer Drives the Nail... nose? the hammer shark needs an upper cut, faaaark that mate, I'd rather paddle ;)

Lmaooooo

😂😂

Byers Family hahahahaha

Designated Nine Tailed Fox the shark is the fat dude trying to shake the boat so the boater falls out and becomes a tasty snack.

Didn’t know vending machine fight back

Avocado Austin you must be fun at parties

r/woosh

Gobi Grey same here...

clive frias

You mean "shark sugar"

Eww lol

Gobi Grey chuming with shit lmfao!

Actually it's hilarious and impressive how the guy just knows how to handle the situation and how he's beating the sharks brains in

@@k.i.d8442 the guy was doing every thing off instincts. Trust me he was scared shitless

Doubt it was instinct.

Zachary Radford ye this dude beats sharks with paddles everyday like piniatas

bruh... thats like bruh , bruh.... bruh... shark be like bruh!!

I see what you did there

Mike Ramirez I get it 😂

VR graphics are looking pretty good. That shark had a shitload of hp too

It's not fair. The shark deserves to eat him because he invaded its ocean and beat it with a paddle. It's only hungry. There are over 7 billion people on Earth. Give it a meal.

HaloModder555 yea you

This just made this a very depressing video at first I was commending the shark for giving zero fucks now I’m like Awh poor bab

@@SnepBlepVR Its a juvenile after the fish on his line. This is animal abuse.

Empyrae as much as I agree that the shark was after his fish and took a beating had he lost his balance In pretty sure that hammerhead would have turned on him hammers are known to attack thrashing fish and animals violently

@@SnepBlepVR Harmmerheads have never killed a human in recorded history

Empyrae You apparently have never heard of the USA Indianapolis

You Sir Name fuckin never gets old lol

You Sir Name you're not funny

That joke was pretty funny

No disrespect that got me a lil bit

People getting mad at harmless humor is the real irritant 😅

Yeah wtf is that shit

😂😂 he was probably wanting something like that

You to I had enough of that shit 3times a day

prestige worldwide wide wide wide wide It should be why I wear diapers whilst kayak fishing. 😂😂😂🇬🇧

Great comment

tuff

Is this humor

Lol

Aman Your an idiot

This makes me feel bad for the poor guy

Criminally Underrated

@@mustafacik617 you’re too kind

@@Cultureghost glad i can be a beacon of hope in this world

Hahaha

I actually laughed 😂 underrated af

I know right?

So did the guys in the Titanic and look where that got them

"gonna need a bigger boat!" ... JAWS reference

But even in most fresh waters there are sturgeons that can be 10 feet long

@@w00llymammif and they make boats that are more than 10 ft long I don't see your point

Lmao true

The comment i came down here for

Fr

bruh

Facts

My ride on mower broke one day so had to resort to using an ancient, rusted and barely used scythe in my shed. I thought I had no idea how to use it but when I started using it, it was like second nature. I had the sway and rhythm down pat. I realised I subliminally remembered the exact technique from reading Anna Karenina by Tolstoy. 😂

lol😷

I swear I was thinking to this is giving me Old Man at The Sea vibes!!!!!!!

Exactly the book that came to my mind as well! XD

But he can't Handel the truth. (Is that the wrong reference?)

True. "According to the Florida Museum of Natural History’s International Shark Attack File (ISAF), there has never been a fatal hammerhead shark attack on a human."

😂

LOL

Lol

Haha, very good!

Haha, very good!

Hahahaha, what a lagend

Underrated comment

SO UNDERATED!!!!! Best comment on hear!!! LOL

This is genuinely funny

I literally laughed

Kevin Zou Us too.

Me n my family as well

Foer Hoen what the FUCK

Foer Hoen Pics or it didn't happen.

Fundy i can send u some links, but watch at ur own risk lol

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lmaooooooooo legendddd

Daddy chill...