WHY LINKEDIN BANNED ME |  

Face it Josh, they banned you because you're so damned hot! You've gotta gay cult following just to watch those hounddog puppy eyes of yours!

Hell yeah man, I just updated my profile and I'm about to join the crew. Boy Josh, how lucky are you that the CFO of Intel, HP, AND Sony is about to come work for you? You're welcome.

Might take you up on that offer.

@@MDmattix I'm honored.

Hahaha already joined, man the interview was a breeze.

Lmao

Meanwhile manager "influencers": `should internships be paid? Yes/no/ExPeRIenCE`

@@Mischu708 link in the first comment. (Self like)

Linkedin has just banned me recently because the comments of mine "Violated" something in the community rules(The rules that don't even exist)

would u get fired - if u legally change ur name to the same name as ur CEO? so when ur manager tries to fire you - HR thinks he doesnt have the authority? LOL

This is a legendary quote

It’s about time that we made a new LinkedIn. Li as it now stands is worthless.

dude job gaps are a joke. specially within 9months. because in canada unemployment lasts that long. so to live life, you can last that long. but companies see that as red flag. bunch of bs. i got interviews with same company twice. once as steady employed, and once as honest unemployed. the time i said i was employed got me the job offer. and this was multiple times.

What kind of response did you say to the job gap question? I must have missed Josh's video on it or can't remember.

@@TheBigExclusive in my case, they ask the reason and 99% of the case, whatever you say won't matter. they will say "oh, i see" or "its ok." and you get ghosted and you will never hear from them again.

@@asadb1990 I actually think anyone who talks about "job gaps" is either gaslighting or being gaslit. I lost a job at a news publishing company in 2007. I had enough money to live off of my own savings without unemployment or any kind of assistance for well over 18 months and so I took that time to take a shot at another business. After about 9 months I decided to give up on that idea, it wasn't quite as fantastic as I had hoped. But in the meantime a family member had a fourth recurrence of a late stage cancer and I ended up spending the next 18 months providing end of life care assistance for them. So now I'm 36 months out from my last W2 official employment. oh noz. Even my own family will gaslight me from time to time about my "long job gap", even though they were too busy to even stop in at the hospital for months on end and relied on the fact that I was there 12 hours a day every day for over twelve solid months. Because now it's a way to use something against me. It's all BS. I consider this no different from discounting women applicants on the basis that "women get pregnant and want to leave the job market to take care of their kids" (or even worse how they're getting even more twisted about that in regards to same-sex parents.) It's a gaslight. People have all kinds of reasons for not being employed at any given time. These folks want to penalize you for *truancy* _from work,_ if you really listen closely to them. Or maybe it's jealousy? Maybe they resent you for being able to do something they could only dream of? Take over a year off from work? Lose ground? How can anyone do that?

Tell her to find us all and we will help eachother with those stupid LinkedIn recommendations lol

LinkedIn mods : " Hello ? Hague military tribunary ? Yeah its Josh again with his dumb shit. Call the SAS. "

Companies want good slaves who are married/have kids. After about 20 years working, I'll tell young people you should not have any loyalty to any organization, they will turn on you in a second when its convenient and fire/replace you. Also to ensure no slavery, young people dont get married and dont get a girl pregnant, make sure she takes the birth control pill daily in front of you and both wear protection. You will just condemn your new child to increasing poverty and freedomless slavery and these control/money/job trends worsen. Promote this idea in videos and social media to help prevent more young people into this new slavery.

@@rejectionistmanifesto8836 You sound like a loon.

@@christopherkidwell9817 kid you haven't lived long enough to make a valid judgement yet if your statement is asinine.

Well, comparing them to prostitutes isn't inaccurate. A hooker is only going to perform the services you paid her for. Nothing more, nothing less. That's how workers SHOULD see their relationship to corporate, because that's how the people at the top see them.

There's enough ass kissing in the office without it needing to go online as well

Also: Josh volunteering his company as a place to help fill a resume gap is a real opportunity

IKR? And so many people believed him.

@@bonemar66 I hope they were just playing along maybe? Lol

@@Shannon_Vlogs you would be surprised

hahahahhaha

It was nice working with you, fellow android developer.

@@justinwhite2725 same here Justin!! 😃💪🏻

The company is hiring so many new employees, they must be making good money

@@thepowerlies infinite growth.

You haven’t heard of me but I’ve been part of your android developing team since the beginning. #grindreel

MANAGERS HATE HIM - TRY THIS ONE THING TONIGHT

@@JoshuaFluke1 ??⸮

@@JoshuaFluke1 Can you explain? I'm not sure how to read your comment. Thx!

@@leyenda6149 I think he meant that you could've done a video with your story and that would've been the title for it. Might be wrong

@@leyenda6149 It's just a meme from internet ads that say 'Doctors hate him! Try this tonight!' by giving you unorthodox advice.

Which these days is most people on LinkedIn. (smh)

yea i stopped watching there

that happens unironically

@MikeProductions1000 Some managers have an incentive to sabotage themselves for the sake of maximizing income and minimizing workload. Although it does nothing to simplify the work effort, it just creates more paper shuffling; so long as they're not made redundant, and their corporate budget isn't dropped.

I would give that person a promotion, but I guess I have too much common sense.

That happens very frequently in the cybersecurity consultation world. They ask you to find flaws. You show them. They get really mad and drop doing business with you. Most tech companies have inflated egos in their CEO & CTO positions. Hey, it's not our fault your company skimped on security just so you can buy a yacht.

I always laugh at corporate saying they seek excellence. They will fire you if you state the honest that the company cannot accept.

And is owned by Microsoft

In many places it has unfortunately become that way.

I always thought and still think of Linkedin as a useful tool. But you really hit me with your comment. The things you said apply way more to Instagram than Linkedin. If you post nothing on Instagram is like you don’t have a life. Nobody knows what you did last saturday so you probably stayed home. And yes, you need to document all of your achievements on social media nowadays. We created a shi**y society.

I was required to create a LinkedIn profile as part of my college curriculum. I can't say one way or another if it's helped me get a job, but it's been a useful reference for myself when trying to remember when I worked somewhere or referencing certifications I've obtained

@@McShmoodle I had an employer who asked me to create it. I kind of hate it, but I did get approached by a really cool company not long after so I am kind of torn right now.

I mean, it wasn't that bad lol

I see your comparison but it's more like the money at the bank was just at an unmanned table and you walked out with it. The point is that it's too easy and irresponsible lol

I think it’s more like walking around with a “I’m a Doctor shirt”

@@retrofraction More like 'corporate-stolen-valor.'

Pretty spot on take

I try to use it to find work but its turning into facebook. First the feel good company posts, then the religious post, last year were political posts, not they are starting to post pictures of their home life. I don't give a shit about your cats Brenda from HR!

I don't have a LinkedIn they are in top list of companies that sells your information

It's basically a dating site for professionals.

Yea, keep it up bro. There is so much wrong with the industry. Thanks a bunch! Wish you were making videos earlier.

You don't need it. Best to use one id as the real you. And another id to speak and actually do things. But its a pretty awful platform. I boycott it now.

I love you

I'm just the coffee maker

😂 I thought of Dwight Schrute

“You’ve just been Erased” - Arnold Schwarzenegger 😂

They call it "suspension"... permanently because it doesn't mean "our community guidelines". George Orwell had nothing on these demons. The "community guidelines" are infact the opposite of what the community thinks!

I love you

@@donkeyhobo34 I love you too, Mike.

@@seinfan9 have another Mike … 😉

why coz ur happy that linkedin banned him? juz kiddin :P

@@Winoforever93same here!! haha

I'm surprised they even let you tag yourself as a CEO of a big company like that. If you're the CEO of Google or Facebook or whatever, why would you even want a Linkedin?

elon musk: i'm CEO of multiple big companies

And total unaccountability.

The biggest offender in "inauthentic behaviour" is Linkedin itself. It bans eminent scientists and those who provide links to their work. I mean mainstream, world renowned ones. Not conspiracy nuts. Linkedin needs to be closed down. It is an attack on democracy, science and a decent society. It peddles the narratives of crooks and lowlives who have contempt for Western democracy.

@@ismith8053 Yea, although I am not sure why I was banned from linkedin literally two days after making an account, I feel you're right about them being the most inauthentic. I did post links to my work which included some videos and now I see that as a probable reason.

Chutiya apps be like If we say only shit they bann our profile So I typed bhadwa bhenchod bhosdike gaandu They didnt do anything

It would be hilarious if this community starts using each other as recommendations/referrals I mean, can't beat the system then play the system lol

@@juangraciaofficial there's gotta be a way we can set up a fake referral group so we can all get great linkedin referrals

@@memeking8734 A reddit sub or something like that, let's fuck the system that requires a year or three of experience to get a fucking entry level job I have a company registered in the US and have a LinkedIn page & maybe the website is still up, this community could use me as a referral & experience too

@@juangraciaofficial Really? What's the company and site? I am ressurrecting my Linkedin profile tomorrow! :)

@@juangraciaofficial people helping people. It’s the way the world should work.

Doesn't need to exist

I just hibernate my account

We can't remove linkedin, but we can force them to get better

Braintrust

@@cyano3d LOL. we can delete the entirety of linkein within about a week. Destroying the back ups is the hard part. Also some ppl would go to jail but hey all for a better worlds

Saying it as it is? Also a violation. _Your has now been terminated. If you would like to appeal this decision, please mail in your response through your local waste management bin and We will respond as soon as possible_

Lookin' out the window...that's a paddlin'

@Seeingblind2 are they really vague? 'Do not create a fake profile or falsify information about yourself: We don’t allow fake profiles or entities. Do not post misleading or deceptive information about yourself, your business, your qualifications, work experience, affiliations, or achievements. Do not use an image of someone else, or any other image that is not your likeness, for your profile photo. Do not associate yourself on LinkedIn with a business or organization that you are not actually associated with. Do not use or attempt to use another person's LinkedIn account or create a member profile for anyone other than yourself. And do not share your LinkedIn account with anyone else.' 'Violating our community policies can result in action against your account or content These policies apply to all members. Depending on the severity of violation, we may limit the visibility of certain content or remove it entirely. If you believe a particular item of content was removed in error, you can appeal from the link provided in the removal notice. Repeated or severe offenses can result in a temporary or permanent restriction from LinkedIn. If you believe action taken on your account was in error, you can submit a request to appeal your case.' Or are they clear and the fact that people cannot read (like a job poster profile) is also applied to a lot of people (like cannot read a guidelines and rules...)

RU-vid dont even give reasons for bans. LI sometimes do, but their bans are completely illegal in most countries.

Like in Coming to America, when Akeem said he attends “The University of the United States” 🇺🇸 😂

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

I had a coworker who told everyone he was getting a PhD but he didn't even have an undergrad degree.

with blackjack and hookers

It's because of the argument that only existed in their head. haha

I had the “You know what you did” line in an annual performance review once. They said I caused problems for a few other people I worked with but wouldn’t tell me who they were or what I had supposedly done to them, they just gave me that line instead. Later on I found out that same person was $hit talking me to other people too. I left not too long after that.

Yep demanding your id is particularly vile. Even cops don't ask to see your passport. Only lawyers I was using, travel agents/airlines and passport control have ever asked me, aside from LI. Why should a scumbag from Davos, with an army of Pakistan based e-trolls masquerading as "moderators"? Fuck LI, they are scum.

Exactly.

Reminds me of discord mods

That's called a shadowban

so you know the security they have on their servers right?

That's the game Don't hate the player, hate the game 🥂

@@TheAlchemist1089 yeah it took me a few weeks to realize that. but im well versed now.

Agree BUT how do you manage references? HR checks by telephone to your ex- fake employer?

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@@caroliner1901 just give a buddy's number. and give them the lines they need to parrot.

Yeah, but where do you joke now?

@@mandelish In real life with people who have a sense of humor and stay off social media.

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Josh is actually the founder of RU-vid He is too humble to announce that publicly