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Why Make Trillions When We Can Make Billions? 

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@DougWIngate
@DougWIngate Год назад
I love how chill Dr Evil is when he sees his cloned self. He doesnt need time to digest the situation, he just immediately thinks of a name
@SunDogGod
@SunDogGod Год назад
He never asked why there was a tiny child sized version of his chair next to him
@commanderwyro4204
@commanderwyro4204 Год назад
@@SunDogGod he probably assumed it was for his cat Mr.Bigglesworth lol
@brilanto
@brilanto Год назад
You mean 'Jeff'?
@Goabnb94
@Goabnb94 8 лет назад
Premium coffee Affordable prices Thats the best joke in the movie
@JBrander
@JBrander 8 лет назад
Starbucks is the HQ of Dr. Evil, of course they'll sell for "Affordable Prices"
@cashthecurator666
@cashthecurator666 7 лет назад
I've had the mocha at Starbucks. And you know what? It's pretty damn good. But apart from that, I'll just brew it in a pot in the comfort of my own home, thank you very much.
@BigCheech-wy9os
@BigCheech-wy9os 7 лет назад
Goabnb94 FUCK STARBUCKS. Gotta fix your own coffee. Brown non sweet sugar. Iced tea filled with ice barely any drink for fuckin $5.
@Smokydoggg
@Smokydoggg 7 лет назад
Well it IS an evil empire, after all
@MrSilvestris
@MrSilvestris 7 лет назад
Yes! This joke is also getting better and better every year. Of all the video clips on my channel (this one), this clip is number 1 for nearly three years in inciting comments!
@jamesevans1897
@jamesevans1897 7 лет назад
Scott = The smart guy at job who gets fired for being logical.
@ArkadyVasiliev
@ArkadyVasiliev 6 лет назад
James Evans he’s like the punchline guy for every boardroom suggestion meme
@erk44
@erk44 6 лет назад
that was me true story too. im struggling to take care of my babies now
@Amir-dh8de
@Amir-dh8de 5 лет назад
“Why are you booing me? I’m right!”
@MAC-xl5dn
@MAC-xl5dn 3 года назад
He's the villain we all want in movies
@NazriB
@NazriB 3 года назад
They should taken Billions Facebook into consideration along with Black Coffee from Starbucks
@alexG106
@alexG106 Год назад
Scott is the engineer who got fired for criticizing the lack of safety features of a crappily made submarine
@انا_ابراهيم_البناوي
@انا_ابراهيم_البناوي 11 месяцев назад
I understood that reference 😂
@bdarecords_
@bdarecords_ 11 месяцев назад
@@انا_ابراهيم_البناوي We all did.
@a.m.gnovember151
@a.m.gnovember151 6 месяцев назад
Ouch haha Savage
@yannicknaert
@yannicknaert 4 года назад
As a man from Belgium I can confirm that we never drink our coffee without doing a "Belgian Dip".
@s.marshian8455
@s.marshian8455 2 года назад
Lol
@barryshannon5253
@barryshannon5253 Год назад
I knew it!
@billhassa
@billhassa Год назад
What about the pussy?
@IndyAvocadoKid
@IndyAvocadoKid Год назад
I kinda thought that was some sort of sauce served with a beef sandwich from Arby’s 😂jk
@nicholaskehler9169
@nicholaskehler9169 Год назад
@@IndyAvocadoKid That's the au jus and it is the dip component of a French dip. And yes I did notice the jk at the end but I felt it might still be slightly useful information.
@ArtistXXX
@ArtistXXX 6 лет назад
I love how they point out plot holes and he just ignores them!😂
@Logan912
@Logan912 3 года назад
Hey, Dr. Evil makes the decisions here, okay? He demands a little respect. 😂
@stellarwind1946
@stellarwind1946 Год назад
You… just don’t get it, do you?
@royalroyal2210
@royalroyal2210 Год назад
​@@stellarwind1946 Zip it! ZIIIIP
@Rmagid
@Rmagid Год назад
They already tried killing austin powers on the toilet but that didnt work
@tierefuerimmer9635
@tierefuerimmer9635 8 месяцев назад
​@@Rmagid Who does Number 2 work for??
@lazylank
@lazylank 6 лет назад
I love the two very subtle language jokes! 1. When he asks Frau Frabissina "Wie gehts es ihnen?" Then asks her "How are things?" he basically asked her the same question twice. 2. When he couldn't remember the French phrase "Je ne sais quoi" he can't remember so he just says "I don't know what", which is a very literal translation on that phrase! Brilliant!
@ricksmith4145
@ricksmith4145 6 лет назад
Joke 2 isn't subtle. That's a common joke that's been in a lot of movies and TV shows.
@michaelhawk3861
@michaelhawk3861 2 года назад
Joke 1 is "how are you?" and "how are things?" 2 different questions. And 4 different combinations of possible combined answers.
@nicholaskehler9169
@nicholaskehler9169 Год назад
Are we sure he forgot it rather than just translating it
@mRahman92
@mRahman92 Год назад
So THAT'S what the fuck that stupid French phrase actually means! 😤 Man, some people just dig the way French language sounds, not what the phrases actually mean. Creme Brulee is just burnt cream; I once burst a girl's bubble telling her about that 😅
@orc001
@orc001 Год назад
1 was pretty clear
@marleyvonhoffstein3193
@marleyvonhoffstein3193 6 лет назад
"Why make trillions when we can make billions?" Sums up perfectly the idiotic things your boss says that you have to go along with to keep your job.
@DiggitySlice
@DiggitySlice Год назад
More like Dunning-Kruger on your part
@DougWIngate
@DougWIngate Год назад
Video game companies when they refuse to port older successful games and re-release them on newer consoles
@Icetea-2000
@Icetea-2000 Год назад
@@DiggitySlicelol this
@MubashirullahD
@MubashirullahD Год назад
@@DiggitySlice there is truth to that as well.
@bdarecords_
@bdarecords_ 11 месяцев назад
@@MubashirullahD Not really. Most people don't understand what Dunning Kruger really is, when it may apply and that the whole effect may be not true. It's just a phrase like "literally 1984". Overused and 99% of people use it wrong.
@Toxie90210
@Toxie90210 9 лет назад
Affordable prices? yea right.
@RandomFlops
@RandomFlops 9 лет назад
ikr
@TrillShvt
@TrillShvt 8 лет назад
that's the evil. muhahahaha muhahahaha muhahaha
@MatrixDiscovery
@MatrixDiscovery 8 лет назад
+Karma Android StarBucks along with APPLE are evil empires.
@joesuchy1157
@joesuchy1157 8 лет назад
2002
@MichaelBrown-rg8oi
@MichaelBrown-rg8oi 8 лет назад
This was back in 1999 when everything was affordable...
@Randomguy-mb1wd
@Randomguy-mb1wd 7 лет назад
No wonder I hated Starbucks it's Evil
@c0nqu3st5
@c0nqu3st5 6 лет назад
Random guy #5951 SILENCE!! I will not tolerate your insolence!!
@GeekBoy03
@GeekBoy03 6 лет назад
They did support Hitlary
@xaviersaavedra7442
@xaviersaavedra7442 6 лет назад
Good to see my dead channel still going
@mathunit1
@mathunit1 5 лет назад
@@GeekBoy03 Trump is still fucking worse than her.
@hankhill6469
@hankhill6469 3 года назад
@@mathunit1 personally I hate both of them but there wouldn't be much left of US soil with Hillary in office
@SJMJ91
@SJMJ91 7 лет назад
Dr Evil is easily the best character in the entire Austin Powers series!
@jameshaggerty8348
@jameshaggerty8348 4 года назад
sj11791 the best villain in pop culture since Darth Vader, Joker, Loki, Red Skull, Doctor Octopus, Green Goblin, Kingpin, Doctor Doom, Sabertooth, Darkseid, and of course Thanos. LMFAO 🤣 🤣 🤣
@joeyv8197
@joeyv8197 3 года назад
What makes him great is how over the top he is and how he's a parody of 60s villains
@Iggywiggywoo
@Iggywiggywoo 3 года назад
I like Fat Bastard best!
@fatandcurious9146
@fatandcurious9146 3 года назад
@@jameshaggerty8348 no
@jameshaggerty8348
@jameshaggerty8348 3 года назад
@@fatandcurious9146 why not?
@miasanmia0935
@miasanmia0935 6 лет назад
RIP Verne Troyer :(
@bsherder
@bsherder 6 лет назад
Oh that sucks. I hit google right away to see if it was true. R.I.P Verne Troyer.
@hippiecheezburger5457
@hippiecheezburger5457 5 лет назад
He stole the show, he was hilarious without speaking a word
@AntasmaTheBatKing
@AntasmaTheBatKing 7 месяцев назад
@@hippiecheezburger5457 Indeed. He will be missed. Let's hope he was a Christian... I'd love to talk to him and ask how he made such an iconic character come to life... By talking with the Man Upstairs.
@stevenwall2010
@stevenwall2010 Год назад
1:34 it’s a really small Moment, but the fact that Dr.Evil Barely acknowledges that he’s been cloned and just says “cool” casually is so funny to me
@xandertrejo
@xandertrejo Год назад
I always loved how Mini Me casually joined the table with his own chair and everything lol
@woodside4life
@woodside4life Год назад
Send in the CLONE!!!
@devinthierault
@devinthierault Год назад
The kind of nonchalantness that the intelligent lament
@lordsnivyofnottingham2948
@lordsnivyofnottingham2948 4 года назад
I should also mention that Number Two's investment in Starbucks looks like genius today. If you compare Starbucks' price per share in 1999 to price per share in 2019, it was $4.50 in 1999, and hit a high of $99 in 2019. Never mind their sales, which were $25.279 Billion in 2018.
@oneshadowdragon
@oneshadowdragon 3 года назад
Excellent point
@brucelau2023
@brucelau2023 2 года назад
A very excellent point!!!
@patriceaqa288
@patriceaqa288 2 года назад
@@brucelau2023 this is a day at the office for Putin
@BigboyHollywood
@BigboyHollywood 2 года назад
So instead of trillions they would have made...billions?
@McShibby10
@McShibby10 2 года назад
Not to mention cloning. Im sure Number 2 would of had Dr Evils money in Crisper as well
@ZomIIXC
@ZomIIXC 7 лет назад
Best joke of the movie. #2 returning with only a minor facial scar after being thrown into the chair incinerator at the end of the first film and once again being loyal to Dougie
@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 6 лет назад
Zom I mean, the first time it was used, they had to send a guard down to shoot the guy sent down because he kept screaming. Are we sure that incinerator is at all effective?
@thewewguy8t88
@thewewguy8t88 3 года назад
there is a deleted scene which explains what happened why he only has a minor facial scar.
@zachmorley158
@zachmorley158 2 года назад
Reminds me of Dr. Loomis returning in Halloween 4 with the same minor scar after getting blown up in Halloween 2. Speaking of which, Donald Pleasance who played him also played Blowfeld in You Only Live Twice, which inspired the look of Dr. Evil.
@ginyutiki
@ginyutiki 2 месяца назад
"Somehow, Number 2 returned"
@frankmiranda707
@frankmiranda707 6 лет назад
That's how they drink in Belgium #BelgiumDip
@aeko
@aeko 6 лет назад
"Belgian not Belgium, numbnuts." - Scott Evil
@takaro0
@takaro0 5 лет назад
@@aeko Alright, zip it!
@favrerules04
@favrerules04 5 лет назад
@@takaro0 look at me, I'm Zippy Longstockings!!
@Muck006
@Muck006 4 года назад
Well, Belgium houses the HQ of another evil empire ... the EU ... so it stands to reason Dr. Evil visited his colleagues once or twice.
@Pllayer064
@Pllayer064 3 года назад
@@Muck006 go back to your altright manhole.
@EuropeYear1917
@EuropeYear1917 8 лет назад
"Because a trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts!" - Scott Evil
@JuegaLeagueoL
@JuegaLeagueoL 8 лет назад
+HM The Tsar of Russia thanks, I'm deaf and I can not hear anything in the video.
@EuropeYear1917
@EuropeYear1917 8 лет назад
Kiss my ass! Nobody asked for your opinion, Erbmon Odillepa. Move along.
@JuegaLeagueoL
@JuegaLeagueoL 8 лет назад
HM The Tsar of Russia x'DDD
@Hulavuta
@Hulavuta 8 лет назад
That line actually wasn't in the video though
@Hulavuta
@Hulavuta 8 лет назад
Dude I'm on your side lol, the guy was calling you out for quoting a line from the video and I said it wasn't even in the video .___.
@jjlatinopedia
@jjlatinopedia 7 лет назад
Why make billions when we can make.. ..millions?
@MrSilvestris
@MrSilvestris 7 лет назад
Or......."Why make millions, when we can make thousands?" Related: See Walter becoming a "Thousanaire", in 'Fractured Fairie Tales' ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-RksxFR-uMaI.html
@jjlatinopedia
@jjlatinopedia 7 лет назад
Why make thousands, when we can make.. ..hundreds?
@jjlatinopedia
@jjlatinopedia 7 лет назад
Why make tens when we can make... ...ones?
@jjlatinopedia
@jjlatinopedia 7 лет назад
Why make cents when we can make... ...pesos?
@jjlatinopedia
@jjlatinopedia 7 лет назад
Why make nothing when we can make.. ...
@Euroviking86
@Euroviking86 7 лет назад
Just "Dr. Evil's Headquarters, SEATTLE" makes me laugh. That's like the least intimidating city where you can base your evil organization.
@annoyed707
@annoyed707 7 лет назад
Perhaps he likes the view.
@Rondu01
@Rondu01 7 лет назад
He needed the lightening, rain and thunder! Every villain needs that. Seattle is perfect for that.
@firebeardnc6012
@firebeardnc6012 6 лет назад
Rondu01 Also Starbucks
@Nuclear_Gandhi
@Nuclear_Gandhi 6 лет назад
Amazon would disagree with you
@Xylarxcode
@Xylarxcode 6 лет назад
That's why it's so brilliant. No one will ever think to look there!
@Doctor4077
@Doctor4077 Год назад
Dr. Evil was the embodiment of "it's not about the money" before Heath Ledger's Joker.
@JeffPetro
@JeffPetro 8 лет назад
What the French call a certain "I don't know what," lmao so many of the jokes flew over my head as a kid
@acour43
@acour43 7 лет назад
+Jeffrey Petromilli I still dont get it. Care to explain? je ne sais pas does that also mean mojo in french?
@echapism
@echapism 7 лет назад
"Un certain je ne sais quoi" means mojo in french, translated literally means "a certain I don't know what"
@acour43
@acour43 7 лет назад
+echapism Yea I took some french in high school. I know the literal meaning. IM just wondering why he referred to that that when talking about mojo lol
@tini96
@tini96 7 лет назад
what does it mean in french sense (mojo, ik but what in the French context)
@pancon5
@pancon5 7 лет назад
The phrase used in English is borrowed from French and is used as is, "je ne sais quoi", the joke is that Dr. Evil translates it literally. :-D
@davisdixon9406
@davisdixon9406 Год назад
“You’re stock is rising number 2” is easily one of the best lines in this whole series and a great throw away line in all of comedy! It has stuck with me my whole life. It’s such a fun thing to say to somebody who does something good for you and you watch their confusion. 😂😂
@TomYeeha
@TomYeeha Год назад
i don't get why it's so good
@rinopw4262
@rinopw4262 Год назад
*your
@tyslims2805
@tyslims2805 Год назад
@@rinopw4262it’s an oxymoron
@FourLuckyLeafs
@FourLuckyLeafs Год назад
Lmao so true!
@SP4RK35
@SP4RK35 Год назад
I’m pretty sure the joke is saying that he’s moving up, but he’s already number two. It’s like suggesting a promotion to the CEO.
@DoomNeb
@DoomNeb 8 лет назад
I love how Frau just fucking sprays him with water lol
@thedarkjw6219
@thedarkjw6219 3 года назад
Just happened
@IrishCarney
@IrishCarney Год назад
They're already ready and set up to treat him like a misbehaving pet, when they only learned of his existence like a minute ago
@feysalimran
@feysalimran 10 лет назад
Its the finger and his smile that makes me laugh....for the first time a billion is bigger than a trillion
@MrSilvestris
@MrSilvestris 9 лет назад
Feysal Imraan good stuff!
@thedarkside6023
@thedarkside6023 7 лет назад
Exactly! 😂
@davidzapen8974
@davidzapen8974 6 лет назад
3:45
@joeschembrie9450
@joeschembrie9450 6 лет назад
No kidding, it used to be that in British English, a billion was equal to the American trillion. The British had to change to American style once billions and trillions became part of common language due to inflation and computer technology. I don't know if this was part of the joke.
@jongolbert5367
@jongolbert5367 8 лет назад
"How about you just kill him when he's sitting on the crapper or something" is a reference to the casino scene where that leprechaun dude actually tries to do that
@Logan912
@Logan912 3 года назад
“Who does Number 2 work for?!”
@gundome12
@gundome12 2 года назад
Oh. That's why he said no lol. It didn't work last time lol
@patrickdornoff2735
@patrickdornoff2735 Год назад
Patty O'Brien
@JessicaTG2008
@JessicaTG2008 9 лет назад
"SILENCE!!!!"
@hkhk8393
@hkhk8393 8 лет назад
I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE!!!!
@patrickshields5251
@patrickshields5251 7 лет назад
SEND IN THE CUB!
@monkeyking1150
@monkeyking1150 7 лет назад
My second favorite 'Silence!' After snapes in the chamber of secrets. "Honestly professor snape, I think it did more damage to us." -"Sssilence!"
@scottwilliam3470
@scottwilliam3470 6 лет назад
JessicaTG2008 NO!! i have had enough of you Pushing me around 😢
@favrerules04
@favrerules04 5 лет назад
How about *NO!*
@pancon5
@pancon5 7 лет назад
The second movie was the Dr. Evil show and it was glorious. SILENCE!!!!!!
@hudzj01
@hudzj01 8 лет назад
Send In The CLONE!!
@cmc47834
@cmc47834 3 месяца назад
“Ahh”
@MRSLAV
@MRSLAV 6 лет назад
Love that 1:48 reaction.
@honzaostransky
@honzaostransky 3 года назад
Ita genius acting
@kingpin6989
@kingpin6989 5 лет назад
3:28 I absolutely love Scott's plan and I wish they'd done that instead of the mojo plan.
@jaimello1610
@jaimello1610 Год назад
They did, with the Irish guy assassin in the casino.., “who does number 2 work for”
@RaoulDuke77
@RaoulDuke77 9 лет назад
I love how he says "How are things?" lol
@MrSilvestris
@MrSilvestris 9 лет назад
+Raoul Duke And Frau Farbissina answers: I have come to embrace the "love" that dares not speak its name. lol
@AWSVids
@AWSVids 6 лет назад
It comes to mind every time I ask someone that.
@theultimatereductionist7592
@theultimatereductionist7592 5 лет назад
@@MrSilvestris Would that be a love of women's golf? :)
@CrossoverFan4life
@CrossoverFan4life 4 года назад
Well they are friends to an extent if not lovers. Dr.Evil never turns on Frau unlike Number 2, Scott or Mini Me.
@skyofthelivingdead
@skyofthelivingdead 3 года назад
Especially because he says “wie gehts es ihnen” before that, which means “how are things” in German.
@ChizuMcCheems
@ChizuMcCheems 6 лет назад
"we began a program to clone you" "COUL."
@lucentshadow
@lucentshadow 8 лет назад
I knew Starbucks was...Evil...
@BrettonFerguson
@BrettonFerguson 7 лет назад
"Evil"
@MrDusty515
@MrDusty515 2 года назад
“Because you never kill him, when you get the chance, and you’re a big dope” 😅😅😅 gotta love Scott’s delivery of that line. “A trillion is more than a billion, numnuts” they cut the video before that line 🤣🤣🤣
@DamianHowardTV
@DamianHowardTV Год назад
“Alright, zip it!” 🤐👌🏼
@1bridge11
@1bridge11 Год назад
numbnuts, not numnuts
@geoffwilliams4478
@geoffwilliams4478 Год назад
​@Damian Howard Scott: "You can't even--" Dr. Evil: "Zip it! Zi-i-ip! 🤐"
@royalroyal2210
@royalroyal2210 Год назад
​@@DamianHowardTVladies and gentlemen, exZIPIT A!
@DamianHowardTV
@DamianHowardTV Год назад
@@royalroyal2210 "Look! I'm zippy long-stockings." "When a problem comes along, you must ZIP-IT!"
@severusrogue259
@severusrogue259 Год назад
"It's how we drink it in Belgium. It's called the Belgian dip." I'm Belgian and I'm dead 😂 🇧🇪
@GenerationX1984
@GenerationX1984 8 лет назад
I used to get a thousand and a million mixed up, but in my defense I was 4 years old.
@randsg766
@randsg766 8 лет назад
Chris Nilsson Fair enough you was too young lol
@dgdfyhd
@dgdfyhd 6 лет назад
RIP VERNE
@redenginner
@redenginner 6 лет назад
Dr evil, the man who can solve the mysterys of time travel but can't understand math.
@KeeperOfProphecies
@KeeperOfProphecies 7 лет назад
I saw this movie 3 times when it was in theaters. Great stuff.
@santipar90
@santipar90 8 лет назад
Number 2: Today Starbucks offers premium quality coffee at affordable prices... "AFFORDABLE"
@WhiteJarrah
@WhiteJarrah 8 лет назад
Premium quality?
@MultiLightDark
@MultiLightDark 7 лет назад
Starbucks?
@mordekaihorowitz
@mordekaihorowitz 7 лет назад
At?
@ECL28E
@ECL28E 7 лет назад
"Delish?"
@brajuhani
@brajuhani 7 лет назад
"coffee"
@DaFro3713
@DaFro3713 5 лет назад
“A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts” Greatest. Comeback. Ever.
@norman6492
@norman6492 11 месяцев назад
"Alright, zip it!"
@DCol
@DCol Год назад
By April 2023, Starbuck's stock has increased from $~4.50 in June 1999 to ~$104. Way more than 5-fold that #2 predicted lol. They went up almost 20-fold!
@Manwitdamoustache
@Manwitdamoustache 3 года назад
"We met at the LPGA tour" I always thought that line was so hilarious 😂
@Tradingdream11111
@Tradingdream11111 Год назад
Would not be allowed today
@deeznoots6241
@deeznoots6241 Год назад
⁠@@Tradingdream11111. lmao it absolutely would you whiny baby
@MiningForPies
@MiningForPies Год назад
@@Tradingdream11111yes it would be. Literally no one is stopped from making jokes.
@xx_naasson_xx
@xx_naasson_xx Год назад
I never really thought about that, that Frau was at an LPGA tour watching golf. Lol 😅
@Tradingdream11111
@Tradingdream11111 11 месяцев назад
@@frawgz4802 that is the stereotype in both golf and female tennis that it is full of lesbians. Which is true according to some former players. Since we live in sensitivity age and most of writers in Holywood are woke, I doubt this would be greenlighted. Look at comedy movies these days. LAME.
@lucax2300
@lucax2300 3 года назад
SILENCE! I will not tolerate your insolence.
@turtleman2816
@turtleman2816 7 лет назад
this video should have a Trillion views.
@MrSilvestris
@MrSilvestris 7 лет назад
AND, that (You Tube Math) may finally prove to those who don't know better that a trillion is more than a billion!
@716FIT
@716FIT Год назад
Why should it have a trillion views when it can have . . .😯 millons of views
@tempestshadow5152
@tempestshadow5152 Год назад
Why have a trillion views? This video already has more than a million.
@TakatofanAgain
@TakatofanAgain 4 года назад
All these years later, I am learning German, and stunned to find out Dr. Evil taught and Frau taught me one exchange, and I didn't realize it!
@PolarPhantom
@PolarPhantom 4 года назад
When I was younger I didn't get the Starbucks joke and now it's even funnier.
@Jagdtoq
@Jagdtoq 9 лет назад
Starbucks coffee isn't evil enough
@realazduffman
@realazduffman 9 лет назад
+Jagdtoq No, just their CEO
@mobo410
@mobo410 8 лет назад
+Jagdtoq I think you mean it's too evil.
@rock3tcatU233
@rock3tcatU233 7 лет назад
It's made from the corpses of Aryan christians, I think that's evil enough thank you very much.
@Agent1W
@Agent1W 7 лет назад
+Jagdtoq Even Scott was more evil.
@1997residente
@1997residente 7 лет назад
Its fucking expensive
@johnnytotempole4531
@johnnytotempole4531 2 года назад
Quite possibly the greatest line in any movie ever
@Judge_Artyom
@Judge_Artyom 6 лет назад
RIP Mini-Me. Thanks for the laughs, little man.
@kevinrosario2729
@kevinrosario2729 Год назад
Making Dr. Evil's lair a Starbucks was comedy gold
@LucidVibes87
@LucidVibes87 Год назад
Please make comedies like this again🙏
@velocium1997
@velocium1997 8 лет назад
#2: Mojo?? This entire scene is classic. My other favorite part is when Austin and felicity are on the beach, in the tent and soldiers are silently sounding them. Then, we see the whole shadow silhouette. That specific part when we have the close up on one of the guards. We hear that guard silently whispering with a disgusted facial expression, "oh my god". Oh man, I know that's too specific, but that specific part makes me laugh!! Lol
@AdrianoHum-sf1sj
@AdrianoHum-sf1sj 11 месяцев назад
Dr Evil makes a pretty good impression of Donald Trump or the other way around I can never figure out which one’s which…
@rowlandbuck2703
@rowlandbuck2703 3 года назад
A trillion is actually less than 1 US dollar in Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
@roydamanna
@roydamanna Год назад
0:44 Anybody else laughing at that shit hahah SILENCEEEEE reminds me of LEON the professional. EVERYONEEEEE
@lukespillman1313
@lukespillman1313 8 лет назад
why make trillions when we could make billions
@alexsung3117
@alexsung3117 8 лет назад
A trillion is more than a billion, numnuts.
@lukespillman1313
@lukespillman1313 8 лет назад
alright zip it
@alexsung3117
@alexsung3117 8 лет назад
Ok, you can't even-
@lukespillman1313
@lukespillman1313 8 лет назад
zip it ziiiiiip
@alexsung3117
@alexsung3117 8 лет назад
Dude, can you let me-
@TheBanishedWind
@TheBanishedWind 6 лет назад
RIP Verne Troyer I still don't know how he died...
@Zero-cl1li
@Zero-cl1li 6 лет назад
Alcohol Intoxication
@keeganshigh
@keeganshigh 4 года назад
Auto erotic
@victorespino5650
@victorespino5650 7 лет назад
The best facial Pinky expression anyone can have ever made lol
@cityman2312
@cityman2312 6 лет назад
Dr Evil always steals the show in every scene he's in.
@DoctahToboggan69
@DoctahToboggan69 8 лет назад
send in the CLOOOOOOONE
@engelostermann7203
@engelostermann7203 Год назад
If #2 and Scott were the dual antagonist, Powers would have never stood a chance.
@mulberryman1305
@mulberryman1305 6 лет назад
I feel like every evil scientist who uses time travel suffers the same lapse in common sense
@bluedreamorca3444
@bluedreamorca3444 6 лет назад
Some how the way Dr. Evil behaves so much like Donald T...
@ashokthapa5180
@ashokthapa5180 Год назад
01:49 that reaction 😂
@kabbymcsabby394
@kabbymcsabby394 Год назад
b r e a th t a k ing
@PaulMarriott
@PaulMarriott 2 года назад
Dr Evil will not bow to any sponsor!
@1whospeaks
@1whospeaks 11 месяцев назад
"This isnt huge, this is big, maybe even above average."
@alexsung3117
@alexsung3117 8 лет назад
Ah, come on, let him press the button. I'm curious what it does.
@Smokydoggg
@Smokydoggg 7 лет назад
It was shown in the first movie. It opens a hole under them and dumps them into a fire pit
@richarddunne9802
@richarddunne9802 Год назад
0.44 It never gets old to hear a cartoon/movie villain shouting 'SILENCE!' at one of his subordinates 🤣
@garysnieblay569
@garysnieblay569 4 года назад
‘Your stock is rising number 2’
@kayzeaza
@kayzeaza Год назад
I like that little shake Dr evil does when he sees how short mini me is lol
@WhateverIwannaupload
@WhateverIwannaupload Год назад
It would be worthwhile noting that the main villain of this movie who was after mojo is a smart fellow. Why lose everytime and have to go back in time when you can just get what makes the other guy always win. It's that "everything seems to always go their way" and the main villain wants to steal that from Austin Powers. Good thinking.
@matthewkrislow3442
@matthewkrislow3442 2 года назад
Ya sooo they foreshadowed Starbucks said buy that shit especially when number 2 says why not use your knowledge to play the stock market
@andrediaz2748
@andrediaz2748 6 лет назад
"Because you never kill him when you get the chance to and your a big dope". Lmfaoooo
@noahmiller91
@noahmiller91 Год назад
Why do all of this clip to cut off the next bit of Scotty's retort!?
@galil_6863
@galil_6863 Год назад
Dr. Evil's plan still has less plot holes than the Rings Of Powers
@harvey2906
@harvey2906 Год назад
The best Bond parody there is. Number 2 reminds me a bit of Largo from Thunderball and Mrs. Fabissina of Rosa Klebb from From Russia with Love. I like all three movies.✌
@mysilentwraithmysilentwrai945
@mysilentwraithmysilentwrai945 8 лет назад
2:50 makes me laugh everytime
@alexshank1414
@alexshank1414 Год назад
Scott’s face after he’s told “How bout. No. Scott. Ok?”😂
@marksnexus
@marksnexus 6 лет назад
RIP VERN 🖤
@SargeantPrepper
@SargeantPrepper 4 года назад
Dr. Evil loves his evil lightning strikes, but it never thunders in Seattle.
@dhanyiconic2916
@dhanyiconic2916 3 года назад
That "SILENCE". LOL
@theultimatereductionist7592
@theultimatereductionist7592 3 года назад
1:41 Saw this movie in the theater, seen this clip a whole bunch of times since... and only NOW, 20210721, do I notice the picture of the guy in tuxedo riding the shark.
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker 7 лет назад
28 people think a billion is more than a trillion. Bunch of numb nuts.
@sannimcable
@sannimcable 3 года назад
uh oh the boss is here
@jjlatinopedia
@jjlatinopedia 5 лет назад
Who's here after the whole Spiderman Marvel/Sony debacle?
@stormblessed2321
@stormblessed2321 6 лет назад
I sometimes like to drop in “it’s what the French call.... I don’t know what.” when I’m talking about something, makes me seem really smart.
@jessicaah-see9647
@jessicaah-see9647 Год назад
When he tried to lift his nose up to drink his coffee I just burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
@senorbusyman
@senorbusyman Год назад
Now Dr Evil has taken over General Motors
@alexandersomethingorother786
@alexandersomethingorother786 6 лет назад
"Because you never kill him when you get the chance and you're a big dope" Now you bust out laughing
@Tadesan
@Tadesan 6 лет назад
Some of the smartest comedy ever!
@animefan77
@animefan77 7 лет назад
Dr Evil: Why make trillions when we can make billions? Scott: A trillion is more than a billion. Like a quadrillion, quintillion, Sextillion, Septillion, Octillion, Nonillion, Decillion- all the way up to ; Centillion. There's also the Googolplex- Dr Evil: Zip it. Those aren't real numbers. Number Two: Actually there's several numbers above a trillion, but the currency for that is far more than we can imagine at this point in- Dr. Evil: Silence!
@stevedabney2489
@stevedabney2489 8 лет назад
Dr. Evil can I offer you a new headquarters with a new time machine and freeze ray?
@boltbrix
@boltbrix 3 года назад
You know what, since doctor evil bought Starbucks the coffee has tasted a lot better...
@aidangriffiths5075
@aidangriffiths5075 Год назад
These movies are just fantastic
@viruscure4677
@viruscure4677 2 года назад
"affordable prices" he says.......they really are evil....
@superdawge808
@superdawge808 4 года назад
what a legendary scene
@TheBreadbank69
@TheBreadbank69 3 года назад
Affordable prices. Lmao those were the days
@MrCyanGaming
@MrCyanGaming 11 месяцев назад
never noticed starbucks before
@carbodude5414
@carbodude5414 2 года назад
At some point, Number 2 should've realized that Dr Evil is less interested in profits and more about fucking over the world out of sheer spite
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