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Why Palestine is ALREADY a Country 

Sammy Obeid
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Palestine is a country. No need to ask step dad.
Thank you for the love Chicago, aka Lil Falastin 🍉
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@pinkman1k-kr2hv
@pinkman1k-kr2hv 4 месяца назад
Father John Sheehan: “Every time anyone says that Israel is our only friend in the Middle East, I can’t help but think that before Israel, we had no enemies in the Middle East.”
@ravidlivne7317
@ravidlivne7317 4 месяца назад
That's because before Israel the middle east was mostly Britain and France
@Pondermonarchie
@Pondermonarchie 4 месяца назад
@@ravidlivne7317so was the USA
@HateNeverCeasesHate
@HateNeverCeasesHate 4 месяца назад
No enemies in the middle east? I mean, they just allied with Germany in both world wars... Not all the middle east, but major parts. Look it up
@ravidlivne7317
@ravidlivne7317 4 месяца назад
@@Hannari-xt6nr do you understand the word MOSTLY?
@ravidlivne7317
@ravidlivne7317 4 месяца назад
@@Hannari-xt6nr The only countries in the Middle East that have not been heavily influenced by Western mother countries are Iran, Turkey and Yemen.
@Peace-2all
@Peace-2all 3 месяца назад
Watermelons are from gourds family, of which 75% is water. Best to hydrate you in the summer heat. Better than your usual morning coffee or tea on an empty stomach. The colours ❤️🤍💚🖤 are vibrant. And the resemblance is uncanny. #alleyesonrafah #freepalestine🇵🇸 #freepalestine #palestinianlivesmatter🇵🇸 #westandwithpalestine #gazaunderattak #openrafahcrossing #ceasefirenow🇵🇸 #stopgenocideingaza🇵🇸
@youngeagle5953
@youngeagle5953 4 месяца назад
Palestine has UNITED the BEST of HUMANITY
@LunaBoo12
@LunaBoo12 4 месяца назад
And exposed the worst. Shame on western politicians.
@mamba9030
@mamba9030 4 месяца назад
Crazy take since terrorists are living there
@Arabian_knight_101
@Arabian_knight_101 4 месяца назад
​@@LunaBoo12 was about to say that
@meemsasa21
@meemsasa21 4 месяца назад
Can’t agree more 🇵🇸
@lovemamahouse
@lovemamahouse 4 месяца назад
True
@WeeWeeJumbo
@WeeWeeJumbo 4 месяца назад
it’s dark before dawn but tomorrow is soon coming. Free Palestine
@marvelstark3797
@marvelstark3797 4 месяца назад
i aske this alot but still i received no answer to this question.. from whom or what do we really want to free the "P"??? how can we free it if it doesnt exist in the first place.. maybe you are now the one who can provide and explanation to that..
@ravidlivne7317
@ravidlivne7317 4 месяца назад
@@marvelstark3797 the Palestinian people should be free from Hamas to begin with.
@g-radical349
@g-radical349 4 месяца назад
@@marvelstark3797 ziofascists are so fucking uncreative. no one answers your stupid questions because they are stupid. And its not worth explaining things to religious fundamentalists who won't/can't listen or comprehend.
@kyled2153
@kyled2153 4 месяца назад
⁠​⁠@@marvelstark3797I don't know why I'm bothering to answer someone who is so clearly arguing in bad faith. Palestine verifiably exists. Maybe not as a country by your definition, but it certainly does exist and you're simply denying reality if you think it doesn't. So, since it exists, we can free it. Free it from what? Free it from oppression. Israeli oppression. Over 37000 Palestinians killed since October 7th 2023. This of course excludes the hundreds of thousands of people expelled during the nakba. If you refuse to accept that Palestinians are oppressed, that's on you.
@shaquilleoatmeal7389
@shaquilleoatmeal7389 4 месяца назад
@@marvelstark3797 we want to free palestine from israeli terror and occupation that has been going on since 1948. palestine exists, but i'm afraid your ability to think does not
@DrTaliburRehman
@DrTaliburRehman 3 месяца назад
“We even militarised our desserts” 😂😂😂
@basmahharami9345
@basmahharami9345 4 месяца назад
In our thousands, in our millions, we are all Palestinians! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 4 месяца назад
You are Philstine?
@marvelstark3797
@marvelstark3797 4 месяца назад
nice slogan again right? do you understand that?
@MiladaKaiser
@MiladaKaiser 4 месяца назад
Such a nonsense. If you are Palestinian, move to Gaza. I am not.
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 4 месяца назад
@@MiladaKaiser You misunderstood them, and have you seen Gaza what Israel has done to it?
@yusufbey1587
@yusufbey1587 4 месяца назад
@@MiladaKaiserZionist bot shill spotted
@himurahaibara1459
@himurahaibara1459 3 месяца назад
Isn't Israel made up? A gift from Britain eventho Britain didn't own it but as usual classic Britain feeling generous so they gave something that was not theirs to someone else.
@nathanenzo6807
@nathanenzo6807 2 месяца назад
Nope, the name of a country is made up like the proper noun of anyone is made up, but the land exist before it's title, and it belongs to their owner
@makesnosense6304
@makesnosense6304 2 месяца назад
Not quite. Quite established long before anyone else: An agglomeration of independent Canaanite city-kingdoms (3000 - 1200 BC) Judaism (1200 - 1100 BC) The Kingdoms of Israel and Judah (1047 - 930 BC) - Jerusalem is the Capital .... Islam (622 AD) .... Jews were there first and Palestine was made up to pretend to have right to have land there and take if from Israel.
@justiceriser8970
@justiceriser8970 2 месяца назад
​@makesnosense6304 not really the Palestinians are arab jews they were originally jews who somehow got left behind after most were kicked out by the romans
@lillieparker8634
@lillieparker8634 2 месяца назад
Not in the slightest. I’m the sense that in the Bronze Age a civilisation grew called Israel/Judea etc for sure but not in the sense you’re describing. Israel existed as a Jewish state, it was conquered a tonne of times and then they were expelled by colonisers- it was owned by different colonising powers - franks, ottomans, Brit’s and then given back. Arabs never had political ownership- some lived their under different empires and many arrived in the 1940/50/60s from Egypt as part of a call to stop the Jews taking it back. They have a religious objection to Jews coming back- I’m a child of Muslims and have been taught this from birth. when the Jews came back they bought the land from landlords and it was all confirmed as legal by UN. It’s not a settler community- that’s like saying if the native Americans took America back that they are settler colonialists. Complete nonsense. Israel is mentioned back in Egypt archeology. Palestine was first used by Greek historians to describe the entire area including Syria - it’s a European name and comes from an ancient people group that do no exist anymore. The word in Hebrew in fact means invader. The laughable thing is the Arabs did in fact colonise the land in the 7th century and in subsequent centuries. While I in no way blame the modern people who use the name Palestinian- they are genetically Egyptian as proven by multiple studies and by Egyptians themselves. They weren’t the indigenous people. Also many Palestinians live in Israel as full citizens just like the rest of the Israeli Arab population which is 20% of the entire population. There’s hundreds of Arab countries in the world and literally one country for Jews and that’s the one that is blamed for everything. Sudan is massachering its people 200/300 every single day, iran is killing its people and torturing dissidents, Egypt treats its Coptic people like shit, Kuwait and Yemen and Lebanon have governments and terrorists making their lives hell and yet a democratic country is the most evil in the world? I have Palestinian friends from Gaza who have moved and now live peacefully in Israel and they think people are insane to believe the whole Hamas narrative which seems to be seeping through society. It’s not and never was their land. Not once in history. Jews are recognised by the Māori and aboriginal and native people groups as indigenous peoples and they are right. This doesn’t excuse certain governmental actions but rather I’m talking about the right which Israel has to exist- political, historical and legal.
@Dua1512
@Dua1512 2 месяца назад
Eurovision!!!!
@_ajmah__
@_ajmah__ 4 месяца назад
"Palestine is a made up country" I can't even imagine the amount of times I've heard that from zionists lol.
@charlesclaridy8646
@charlesclaridy8646 4 месяца назад
Golda Meir, Israeli Prime Minister, had a Palestinian Passport and admitted it. That should be proof enough. As of today 143 countries have recognized the existence of Palestine as a State (Country).
@khadijahbegum3546
@khadijahbegum3546 4 месяца назад
They said that to South Africans, Native Americans, Algerians, and so on. Oppressors often deny the existence of a place or its people when the oppressed fight back, or they falsely claim to be indigenous instead of the actual indigenous people.
@sebastianrebiere9017
@sebastianrebiere9017 4 месяца назад
@@charlesclaridy8646 isn't it 146 ?
@rhetorical1488
@rhetorical1488 4 месяца назад
Zionism is a cult. you can't expect cultists to form coherent thought.
@nilzakindigo
@nilzakindigo 4 месяца назад
@@sebastianrebiere9017 it keeps growing
@harrydhannan
@harrydhannan 3 месяца назад
What a fantastic performance from this guy. Hats off. Brilliant incisive analysis and satire. Thank you Sammy 🍉 🍉 🍉😊
@absiddique139
@absiddique139 4 месяца назад
Calling Israel a country is like saying a Burglar owns your house.
@khadijahbegum3546
@khadijahbegum3546 4 месяца назад
Real😂💯
@DrejaAndi
@DrejaAndi 4 месяца назад
Your house is a made-up structure.
@nedmilburn
@nedmilburn 4 месяца назад
Amen to that!
@theBear89451
@theBear89451 4 месяца назад
I think you missed the point of the video. Every country is owned by "burglars", even the US.
@fingfangfoom8062
@fingfangfoom8062 4 месяца назад
God laid out its borders in the Bible, so.....
@zerogadalla
@zerogadalla 4 месяца назад
The Palestinian comedian is a great product of Palestine too.
@southviewarab
@southviewarab 4 месяца назад
"The BombPop" is actually insane! Lmao
@veenoir1991
@veenoir1991 2 месяца назад
Lol what about warheads
@The88Kings
@The88Kings 4 месяца назад
That Bomb Pop is as American as apple pie 😂😂
@WeeWeeJumbo
@WeeWeeJumbo 4 месяца назад
we got apple pie from Germany. actually we got our rocket tech from Germany too, so,
@The88Kings
@The88Kings 4 месяца назад
@@WeeWeeJumbo Isn't the apple pie originally from britain?
@perfectstorm8204
@perfectstorm8204 3 месяца назад
yes it is!
@maryjane_lane
@maryjane_lane 3 месяца назад
So embarrassing 😅
@maryjane_lane
@maryjane_lane 3 месяца назад
​@@WeeWeeJumbo 😮
@lucycarola
@lucycarola 3 месяца назад
The US did that to my little island of Puerto Rico. For those that wonder why we are so nuts about our identity and flag… Because we were not allowed to fly our own flag on our island, speak our language, or express anything that could be considered betrayal to our occupying force. 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
@RiseAndShine144
@RiseAndShine144 3 месяца назад
When was Spanish not allowed to be spoken in Puerto Rico? As far as I know all Puerto Ricans living in Puerto Rico are fluent in Spanish and have always been
@lucycarola
@lucycarola 3 месяца назад
@@RiseAndShine144 I shouldn’t answer if you’re actually Puertorrican, as you should know for yourself. But, just in case you’re not from Borikén. Indeed, from 1948-1957 we were not allowed to do as such.
@lucycarola
@lucycarola 3 месяца назад
@@RiseAndShine144 it’s also why generations before mine (genX) were bilingual and tend to speak English so well. GenX reaped the benefit as well, as we all had cable by my generation. But, Millennials not so much. Growing up, all the adults in my family were bilingual.
@lucycarola
@lucycarola 3 месяца назад
@@RiseAndShine144 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gag_Law_(Puerto_Rico)
@adewerry
@adewerry 3 месяца назад
A common tactic of colonisers- try to wipe out the indigenous languages too.
@jepismadi1875
@jepismadi1875 4 месяца назад
Sammy nailed it again! truth that is funny and cynical at the same time
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 4 месяца назад
Not all of it.
@maryjane_lane
@maryjane_lane 3 месяца назад
💯 talented, for sure!
@MYTAccount
@MYTAccount 4 месяца назад
Freedom and justice for Palestine! ✌💯
@GiaZLife888
@GiaZLife888 4 месяца назад
❤❤❤From South Africa
@butterflyeffect9424
@butterflyeffect9424 4 месяца назад
We love South Africa and South Africans ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@GiaZLife888
@GiaZLife888 4 месяца назад
@@butterflyeffect9424 ♥️ Love & Light ❤️✨✨✨
@medsadokkrifa1096
@medsadokkrifa1096 4 месяца назад
South africa the best morale country
@rasalove6669
@rasalove6669 3 месяца назад
More like from Pakistan. South Africa for Africans only
@NateUnderZion
@NateUnderZion Месяц назад
​@@medsadokkrifa1096 I will say it with chest we cooked up one of the greatest constitutions... however we do not always love to adibe by it
@fajarayan7027
@fajarayan7027 3 месяца назад
Palestine ❤❤❤❤we stand with you till our last breath
@bigfan4793
@bigfan4793 4 месяца назад
It's not even being pro palestine it's being pro humanity
@jewtang610
@jewtang610 3 месяца назад
False
@bigfan4793
@bigfan4793 3 месяца назад
@@jewtang610 like your state?
@jewtang610
@jewtang610 3 месяца назад
@@bigfan4793 if you support Israel you are on the side of humanity!
@proudindian1billion
@proudindian1billion 3 месяца назад
pull your head out of your🍑
@maryjane_lane
@maryjane_lane 3 месяца назад
💯 precisely
@whosays1977
@whosays1977 4 месяца назад
From the sea to the river, Palestine will live forever! 🇵🇸
@philliplabuschagne
@philliplabuschagne 2 месяца назад
What river.
@whosays1977
@whosays1977 2 месяца назад
@@philliplabuschagne the Jordan River, which I visited the Jordan side of in 2019, and the Mediterranean Sea if that was your next dumbass question. Are you done, or are you going to try to turn this into a penis measuring contest with a woman while exuding micro penis energy? 🤔
@lunamoon-qw5cy
@lunamoon-qw5cy 3 месяца назад
حرة يافلسطين وكلنا فلسطين 🇵🇸 🇲🇦
@hudycat
@hudycat 4 месяца назад
Free free Palestine 🇵🇸 . Rafah needs your attention. Stop the injustice N.O.W
@deforetime3094
@deforetime3094 4 месяца назад
Why wont you yell about the Hostages thet still in Hamas hands from the 7th in october? Or about Hamas control in Gaza?
@yitzhakspolter9551
@yitzhakspolter9551 4 месяца назад
​@@deforetime3094No no dont mention the hostages. That ruins Obeids comedy bits.
@hudycat
@hudycat 4 месяца назад
@@deforetime3094 don’t you dare talk to me about hamas taking hostages when Netanyahu has taken the entire city as a hostage ALL the civilians WAY before October for YEARS the torture has been going on. The Palestinians are being carpet bombed. It’s an open air prison. Don’t you get it? They have NO ESCAPE. If you STILL think this is all because of hamas, I IMPLORE you, if you have any flicker of humanity left, I IMPLORE you again to please go educate yourself. You will know then, that whatever netnyahu has done was never just a “mistake”, he helped CREATE hamss in the first place and it backfired on him.
@raibilrei
@raibilrei 4 месяца назад
@@deforetime3094 The hostages would be free by now if Netanyahu wouldn’t be rejecting negotiations with Hamas. For him it’s more important to use the attack on Israel to try to get all Palestinians thrown out of Gaza. That was the goal of the Israeli part of this war. Because reaching the goal of throwing almost every Palestinian out of Greater Israel would have been the way to reach the goal of defeating Hamas and getting the accusations of being an Apartheid state off the table. And the West was totally complicit with this goal. And up to now they’re only asking from Israel to hurry up because they can’t resist the resistance of their populations forever. And now it seems as if Israel has failed.
@deforetime3094
@deforetime3094 4 месяца назад
@@raibilrei the claim of some pepole in Israel about Netanyahu is thet he Delays the war to continue in order to remain in power. But lets not get into political stuff. The only one to blame it Hamas. Yes. Some pepole didnt help so much to the situation.... But they not to blame about the Hostages. Hamas toke them. Hamas use Gaza pepole as human shields. Hamas take their aid and hide in tunnels. Hamas is to blame.
@dharmabum1925
@dharmabum1925 4 месяца назад
Tying the flag / food theme together with the Bomb Pop is brilliant. Fantastic clip.
@erinmac4750
@erinmac4750 4 месяца назад
The "B*mb Pop" joke truly does write itself! Tbh I had no idea what they were called, but they're ubiquitous and look like rockets/missiles. A metaphor for this country on so many levels.... My heart goes out to every Palestinian, especially those suffering in Rafah right now. Big hugs to you, Sammy! ❤️✊🍉🇮🇪
@CriticalThinker27
@CriticalThinker27 3 месяца назад
The saddest part is how it has petro food coloring that disrupts hormones.
@rahnumafariya7247
@rahnumafariya7247 4 месяца назад
Free Palentine ❤🇵🇸
@marvelstark3797
@marvelstark3797 4 месяца назад
i aske this alot but still i received no answer to this question.. from whom or what do we really want to free the "P"??? how can we free it if it doesnt exist in the first place.. maybe you are now the one who can provide and explanation to that.. 😂😂
@StephenRoss-po1rp
@StephenRoss-po1rp 4 месяца назад
Nice shower curtain you are wearing Looks like freedom to me
@rahnumafariya7247
@rahnumafariya7247 4 месяца назад
@@StephenRoss-po1rp thank you so much for acknowledging the fact that wearing shower curtain is my choice and i consider that as my freedom rather roaming wearing semi naked clothes..so much 💕💕
@shodiyona657
@shodiyona657 3 месяца назад
​@@StephenRoss-po1rp do u mean "the less clothes women wear the more free they are"?
@dontsubscribescards6526
@dontsubscribescards6526 3 месяца назад
@@rahnumafariya7247 yeah im sure everyone has the choice to choose what they wear, especially women
@shahnazmalik2399
@shahnazmalik2399 3 месяца назад
Free Falasteen is destined to be it is the Promise of ALLAH and it is coming true whether someone likes it or not Aameen YARABB
@jadevinceul3433
@jadevinceul3433 4 месяца назад
Excellent Sammy Obeïd. Thank you
@LunaBoo12
@LunaBoo12 4 месяца назад
Thanks for your nerdy comedy and amazing heart, Sammy 💓
@BerlinCB
@BerlinCB 4 месяца назад
Such an honest and hilarious comedy riff! I love how you cut through this incredibly hard topic for some to digest, with deep and insightful comedy. You're so good at your craft, Sammy. I just wish it wasn't so hard for so many to just be decent human beings.
@ahteshaikh1193
@ahteshaikh1193 4 месяца назад
SlaYeR man, commendable work U r doing, spreading awareness of genocide though with laughter but heart wrenching...
@nauliasiregar1418
@nauliasiregar1418 3 месяца назад
From the river to the sea Palestine will be free love from Indonesia 🍉🍉🍉
@DavidTabachnikov
@DavidTabachnikov 3 месяца назад
Absolutely, it's time for Palestine to be free from Indonesia!
@magicalsymphonY
@magicalsymphonY 3 месяца назад
​@@DavidTabachnikovwas that supposed to be funny or smth🤔
@juanvaladez5703
@juanvaladez5703 4 месяца назад
Palestine is a country indeed. Israel is make believe. God is great. 🕊️🕊️🕊️
@user-gm3lg8gp3m
@user-gm3lg8gp3m 4 месяца назад
Exactly, will never support settler colonialism. Free Palestine.
@LEsL564
@LEsL564 3 месяца назад
Yes...people like you are the reason Israel and Palestine is at endless war... Each side thinks the other is fake so never will there be peace between Jews/Israelis and Arabs/Palestinians... Keep on your militant ways and let's hope that one day you will open up your eyes to the realization that neither Arab nor Jew is leaving this region
@RobJaeger
@RobJaeger 3 месяца назад
Israel is in the Quran and the Bible. The only reference to Palestine is Gaza and the Philistines. The Roman colonizers named it “Palestina” to insult the Jews. If you think the Bible is fake talk to the Smithsonian. Free Palestinians and Israelis of their leaders. They are the real culprits.
@ahssanmoshref
@ahssanmoshref 4 месяца назад
Dude. That was very intelligently put together.
@JamesCook-u9h
@JamesCook-u9h 4 месяца назад
Ive been peacefully protesting for Palestine for 2 decade now. We nevergot press. Back in October we got negative press and were called that name. People have either mysteriously shut up or have joined us.
@someoneelse8412
@someoneelse8412 4 месяца назад
how does it feel − peacefully supporting terror, kidnapping, murder, rape?
@colettes9758
@colettes9758 3 месяца назад
I have known for 50 years what net-in-yahoo is capable of. I tried to tell people but they had to figure it out from video. 🕊❤️🕊
@katterinekatie4224
@katterinekatie4224 3 месяца назад
We are humans so we support Palestine #Free_Palestine 🌹❤️🇵🇸🌹❤️🇵🇸🌹❤️🇵🇸
@oHelmy3131
@oHelmy3131 4 месяца назад
I love the kid videos where they say Palestine and if you ask them about the occupation name they say "what's that" lol
@theBear89451
@theBear89451 4 месяца назад
I see a lot of confusion between Gaza, not occupied on Oct 7, and the West Bank, which was. From an economic standpoint, occupation is preferred because someone else pays for the cops.
@terwillagermcghee4148
@terwillagermcghee4148 4 месяца назад
Youre probably the first person to ever say that​@theBear89451
@carly4422
@carly4422 4 месяца назад
​@@theBear89451Both are occupied, neither place had freedom or control over their own land. And obviously there is no benefit. ​That's like saying the Jews in concentration camps benefited because the Jewish police no longer needed to go to work because the nazis were "policing" the area and kindly controlling the people.
@YourMajesty143
@YourMajesty143 4 месяца назад
​@@theBear89451- Who told you it wasn't occupied? You don't need to have boots on the ground to qualify it as an occupation. Occupation can exist remotely. There's the border control, also the territorial control over land, sea, & air (which restricts travel, fishing, building construction, even rainwater collection), blockades (permits required for travel, student, medical services, holy pilgrimage, building of sanitation or farms or energy projects, etc.), trade restrictions (allowing only certain food items, but banning arbitrary items that were unreasonably restricted like chocolate, coriander, jam, dried fruit, fried potatoes, notebooks, fabrics, flower pots, etc - and high export taxes of local goods & low import taxes of I5ræli goods, which led to a higher consumption of non-local products), utility restrictions of electricity for up to 4 hrs a day, an avg caloric threshold (which was the minimum calculated before malnutrition set in, and for which the avg included the caloric needs of children who made up 50% of the population, meaning the avg was much lower than it should've been for adults), water restriction of 80 liters per household a day or 26 liters per person (97% of which was undrinkable to begin with) compared to 247 liters for settlers, etc. You get the gist, an outside govt was in control, hence that would qualify as an occupation.
@YourMajesty143
@YourMajesty143 4 месяца назад
​@@theBear89451- Who told you it wasn't? You don't need to have boots on the ground to qualify it as an o%ccupation. O%ccupation can exist remotely. There's the b%order control, also the territorial control over land, sea, & air (which restricts travel, fishing, building construction, even rainwater collection), block%ades (permits required for travel, student, medical services, holy pilgrimage, building of sanitation or farms or energy projects, etc.), trade restrictions (allowing only certain food items, but banning arbitrary items that were unreasonably restricted like chocolate, coriander, jam, dried fruit, fried potatoes, notebooks, fabrics, flower pots, etc - and high export taxes of local goods & low import taxes of Izrli goods, which led to a higher consumption of cheaper non-local products), utility restrictions of electricity for up to 4 hrs a day, an avg caloric threshold (which was the minimum calculated before malnutrition set in, and for which the avg included the caloric needs of children who made up 50% of the population, meaning the avg was much lower than it should've been for adults), water restriction of 80 liters per household a day or 26 liters per person (97% of which was undrinkable to begin with) compared to 247 liters for s%ettlers, etc. You get the gist, an outside govt was in control, hence that would qualify as an o%ccupation.
@yonseienglish
@yonseienglish 4 месяца назад
Sammy Obeid is the best comedian in the English-speaking world to date! Dead hilarious! 😅 Killing me!!!
@aniimastounian6758
@aniimastounian6758 3 месяца назад
Love Sammy, the scripts /jokes are refreshing and witty, could listen to him all day. The turns of the jokes and punchlines are amazing!
@natashabay561
@natashabay561 4 месяца назад
Free Palestine 🇵🇸 🕊🤍 The entire world is praying for you
@lailaata2542
@lailaata2542 3 месяца назад
When I was in Georgetown University (35 years ago) we were groups of students from Afghanistan, Iran, Lebanon, Palestine, Israel and Italy. We always sit together and chat, doing project and homework together and we had no hatred toward each other at all. I don’t understand the mentality of new generation or even my generation which is 50+, what has changed so dramatically. I believe politics and power have their own agenda of destruction destroying the world and humanity.
@sagwawichich
@sagwawichich 4 месяца назад
Blessings, brother 🙌🏾 From the River to the Sea 🇵🇸
@JCree-si2th
@JCree-si2th 3 месяца назад
We love you, brothers and sisters.
@TheAhmadiMuslimGirl
@TheAhmadiMuslimGirl 3 месяца назад
This was so refreshing! 😂 Can’t believe he actually said what he said though, but glad that he did!
@MonochromaticBlues
@MonochromaticBlues 4 месяца назад
Love coming from the Caribbean
@TaleenHasan147
@TaleenHasan147 4 месяца назад
Such a clever way to convey a message 😂 #FreePalestine. You should come to Canada!
@heraldocosta1469
@heraldocosta1469 4 месяца назад
FREE FREE PALESTINE !!! Just brilliant !!!
@KingForever-zu5jl
@KingForever-zu5jl 4 месяца назад
●''Such a creature as Palestine does not exist at all''. (Ahmad Shukan , Saudi Ambassador to the UN, 1956) ●"There are no differences between Jordanians , Palestinians, Syrians and Lebanese . We are all part of one nation. It is only for political reasons that we carefully exploit and underline our Palestinian identity.....yes , the existence of a separate Palestinian identity serves only tactical purposes. The founding of a Palestinian State is a new tool against Israel '' (Zuhair Mushin , military commander of the PLO and member of the PLO Executive Council, March 1977) ● "There were no Palestinians before 1967, these were Jordanians and Egyptian refugees. This fake name was created to give them an identity separate from the Jews" ●''There has never been a land known as Palestine governed by Palestinians. Palestinians are Arabs indistinguishable from Jordanians (another recent invention), Syrians, Iraqis etc. Keep in mind that the Arabs control 99.9 per cent of the Middle East lands. Israel represents one tenth of one per cent. But that is too much for the Arabs. They want it all. And that is ultimately what the fighting in Israel is about today...no matter how many land concessions the Israelis make, it will never be enough''. (Arab writer and historian Joseph Farah in his book Myths of the Middle East October 2000.) ●''Why is it that on June 4th 1967 I was a Jordanian and overnight I became a Palestinian? We did not particularly mind Jordanian rule. The teaching of the destruction of Israel was a definite part of the curriculum but we considered ourselves Jordanian until the Jews returned to Jerusalem. Then all of a sudden we were Palestinian - they removed the star from the Jordanian flag and all at once we had a Palestinian flag. When I finally realized the lies and myths I was taught it is my duty as a righteous person to speak out ''. (Former PLO terrorist Walid Shoebat) The name Palestine is the Latin word for Philistine and was given to the land by the Romans 1900 years ago.
@teresavarghese1177
@teresavarghese1177 3 месяца назад
Marvelous. Enjoyed it so much.
@Method9
@Method9 4 месяца назад
❤❤❤ from Canada
@lebohangdube3902
@lebohangdube3902 3 месяца назад
South Africa loves you 🇿🇦
@Lonewold.
@Lonewold. 2 месяца назад
Aweh 😏 🇿🇦❤️🇵🇸
@nafisa.t13
@nafisa.t13 3 месяца назад
Dunno what was happening that day Sammy, but that exxtra "DONE"-style delivery of this set made it so much funnier
@gaiavoice
@gaiavoice 3 месяца назад
Love the Palestine USA comparison, as both former British colonies, brilliant! Britain needs to be reminded of our historic role betraying Palestinians...
@benxamin13
@benxamin13 4 месяца назад
Funny as hell while educating. Nice combo.
@roncohen1267
@roncohen1267 2 месяца назад
Im a narnian myself, glad to see were still playing this game 🤣
@starletentertainment5183
@starletentertainment5183 3 месяца назад
He missed out on the opportunity to say that. US is feeding Palestinians bombs instead of bomb popsicles
@PancakeTopp
@PancakeTopp 3 месяца назад
Probably too heartbreaking to say 😢
@ammumeme5789
@ammumeme5789 3 месяца назад
"We've militarized frozen dessert." 😅
@mariamavi6769
@mariamavi6769 4 месяца назад
Palestine is a country with a track record of uniting three religion in a peaceful way (jews, christian, islam). The others whoch came in 1948 is not.
@_S_I_
@_S_I_ 4 месяца назад
Druze and Baháʼís as well. Many were expelled during the Nakba.
@someoneelse8412
@someoneelse8412 4 месяца назад
@@_S_I_ all religions are peacefully living together in Israel. And in no other country in the Middle East. Lebanon was another good example, but “palestinians” ruined it.
@_S_I_
@_S_I_ 4 месяца назад
​@@someoneelse8412 Muslims do _not_ have the same de facto rights as Jews in Israel. Over half the Muslim population of Israel is below the poverty line. Muslims have a disproportionately higher infant mortality rate, as well as disproportionately less access to education. Many forms of discrimination go unchecked by the government Employers, landowners, Police, judiciary authorities and lawmakers are known to favour Jews over Muslims in almost all circumstances. In fact, the Jewish National Fund (JNF) owns 13% of the _entire_ landmass of Israel - a huge proportion of the developable land in the country. The majority of land within the green line is off limits to Muslims. 80% of the country is off limits for Muslims. Quasi-government entities like the JNF have a near-complete monopoly over land ownership. The JNF stipulates that only Jews can buy, mortgage or lease their land. The Israeli Land Administration compensates the JNF with an equal amount of land, otherwise, in order to maintain this unequal access to land. Regional councils regularly deny Arabs residency in order to preserve the “Jewishness” of their areas. They actively work against the freedom of religious expression for Muslims and Christians. The mayor of Upper Nazareth went as far as saying, “I would rather cut off my right arm than build an Arabic school.” The Absentees’ Property Laws restrict refugees from the use and disposal of properties they owned prior to displacement. These properties were confiscated and given to the Israeli Custodian of Absentee Property, amounting to 70% of all Israeli land. These are all Issues that Muslim citizens of Israel face. Those who were born in the Occupied Palestinian Territories, having no Israeli citizenship, are met with even worse discrimination. They aren't given any representation in Israeli law. The state refuses to give them citizenship, stating they are "aimed at ensuring Israel's Jewish majority" while rejecting a two-state solution. This isn't equal rights - it's apartheid.
@chels951
@chels951 3 месяца назад
​@@someoneelse8412 Right? There will be no peace if "Palestine" is free. Just another Islamic state.
@IdunilBandara-rj9uf
@IdunilBandara-rj9uf 3 месяца назад
​oh not the zionists
@AmMI-q6i
@AmMI-q6i 3 месяца назад
Man this man is a gem 😂
@rebecaaltaji7087
@rebecaaltaji7087 4 месяца назад
WE ARE ALL PALESTINE 🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
@deforetime3094
@deforetime3094 4 месяца назад
We all palestinians because palestine is not real. Its what the romans called Israel to desmis the Jews connaction with the land. Jews are technically palestinians
@elvisiscat
@elvisiscat 3 месяца назад
“I love being Palestinian.”👏✊☮️🍉
@Violett8
@Violett8 4 месяца назад
I love Palestinians ❤ Free Palestine 🇵🇸
@nomoredream.288
@nomoredream.288 3 месяца назад
The country of strong men and strong womans free Palestine .
@ginny9013
@ginny9013 3 месяца назад
Got to love the Palestinian ingenuity! . .
@AtlanticManic
@AtlanticManic 4 месяца назад
Love, Respect, and Solidarity from Nova Scotia 🍉
@Palestineweloveyou
@Palestineweloveyou 2 месяца назад
❤#freePalestine love your work 🎉thank you for many lol since I found you over a year ago x (I have friend in the westbank it means alot the truth you're helping spread)
@Majickcharm
@Majickcharm 4 месяца назад
I want to be adopted as a Palestinian.
@tombenshalommoshe
@tombenshalommoshe 2 месяца назад
I'm from Israel and at least we both agree that it's funny when we tell other people about where we are from (btw: I don't support Israel like most Israelis)
@knutjobgoblin
@knutjobgoblin 3 месяца назад
Solid set! 👍 Thanks for the brief respite from the ongoing tragedy. 😂 ❤
@kevinkenny5427
@kevinkenny5427 4 месяца назад
This was a great set.. Gotta come to Montreal.. Free Palestine !!
@mumsow
@mumsow 4 месяца назад
You are just wondrous 💜 yup I'll keep saying it.
@utubehitos2-yd6bp
@utubehitos2-yd6bp 4 месяца назад
قال الزعيم الجمهوري الأمريكي سام باركر إن العديد من الجنود والمدنيين الإسرائيليين قتلوا من قبل جيش الدفاع الإسرائيلي نفسه وسط الفوضى ونقص المعلومات الاستخبارية في 7 أكتوبر
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 4 месяца назад
Hannibal doctrine.
@LoganWolf
@LoganWolf 3 месяца назад
"The Bomb Pop Proliferation Problem" sounds like a great prog rock band's name... lol
@zulfikara-xx8fe
@zulfikara-xx8fe 4 месяца назад
why don't you put full show
@Triplemother
@Triplemother 3 месяца назад
Palestine is forever etched in my heart. May they be FREE. May humanity become FREE.
@shira5887
@shira5887 3 месяца назад
is humanity opressed?
@colettes9758
@colettes9758 3 месяца назад
​@@shira5887You forgot forced 💉???
@cozmoduck
@cozmoduck 4 месяца назад
"a fruit that resembles that colour" hmmmm very specific
@subversivelysurreal3645
@subversivelysurreal3645 3 месяца назад
Did you see the hippie sixties flowers on his cooler, which had the popsicle on it, too?!
@curiousmind8510
@curiousmind8510 4 месяца назад
The Autonomous Jewish Republic of Birobidjan, with Yiddish as it's official language was created 14 years before Israel and still exists to this day in the Russian Federation, in Siberia. Israelis can go relocate over there and let Palestinians live freely in their motherland!
@MetatronsRevenge613
@MetatronsRevenge613 4 месяца назад
why should anyone have to leave?
@MetatronsRevenge613
@MetatronsRevenge613 4 месяца назад
there is a reason Jews left that place
@Hahahaha-7
@Hahahaha-7 3 месяца назад
@@MetatronsRevenge613 You should leave because your state was formed by illegally occupying territories and to this day it continues to target innocent civilians and children.
@simonsteen-andersen3181
@simonsteen-andersen3181 4 месяца назад
Putting a spot on injustice, while putting a smile on everyone's faces. Truly a comedian virtuoso!
@funstuff2006
@funstuff2006 Месяц назад
Here in Canada those have been branded "rocket pops" my entire elder millenial life. I was "today years old" when I learned you guys call 'em "bomb pops." Come to think of it they do have a vague resemblance to some WWI rifle grenades. . .
@Titus9508
@Titus9508 3 месяца назад
100 Year old cast iron drain covers in most towns embossed with 'Government of Palestine' is a bit of a giveaway...
@LEsL564
@LEsL564 3 месяца назад
Of what..that there was a British Mandate of a bordered region that the Europeans called Palestine? Maybe for people who have such little understanding of geopolitics would not know the difference between a geographic region, a geopolitical region and a country. Palestine was a geographic region, the synonymous name for it in Hebrew was Israel. Jews adopted Israel and Arabs adopted the European name "Palestine" as their political entity. Each name has roots in the land. But Palestine country is an Arab Muslim-majority geopolity and has nothing to do with the British Mandate Palestine, which was a European Mandate given by the League of Nation of a territory and it's name could have been Spaghetti Monster if the Brits chose so... Palestine is not a country because it doesn't yet function as one..that doesn't mean that Palestinians are not people, wo will one day have a country
@SsecicKG
@SsecicKG Месяц назад
@@LEsL564 Palestine was the name used for the area as early as 12th century B.C. by the ancient Egyptians. The Assyrians called it Phalastu in the 8th and 7th centuries B.C., and Herodotus and other Hellenistic philosophers called it Palestine, after the Philistines. “Writing in the 5th century B.C., Herodotus was the first historian to describe vividly a multifaith country located naturally (geographically) between Phoenicia and Egypt, and to denote a geographical region he called Palaistinê,” observes Nur Masalha in his 2018 book, “Palestine: A Four Thousand Year History.” What was Israel called before it was named Israel during the U.N Partition? Judea and Sumeria kingdoms? How long ago? Who were the kingdoms subjects, or citizens? Was it just Jewish people living there only during that time? Maybe looking into Biblical or historical “Israel” which never existed as a country, I can only think of Judea and Sumeria existing back then, and what geographical and geopolitical areas it encompassed… learning history, helps understand the present situation…
@LEsL564
@LEsL564 Месяц назад
@@SsecicKG My dear. I am an archaeologist, I don't need to be lectured on learning history, especially not when you are quoting anti-Israel Palestinian scholars who are more in tune with modern geopolitics than historical ones. I know very well the root and usage of the name Palestine. Yes, Paleshtu was the name given to the Philistine people, not the entire Southern Levant and later the southern coast of the Levant was referred to as Phillistia, because the Philistines lived there, specifically from Gaza to Ashdod and from the Sea until the western Shefelah. The Philistines were seafarers of Greek origin and had contact with the Greeks, hence their ethnic name was adopted to the entire region and Herodotus and later Greek and Roman scholars called the region Palestine because for them, the Philistines were the "main" ethnic people of the region but in reality, archaeological evidence proves they inhabited the coast and NOT the inland. Another theory is that Palestine is a literal Greek translation of the name "Israel", both of which are a form of "to wrestle" or "wrestler". Isra-el (Hebrew- wrestles with God) and Palaistis (Greek- wrestler). (I suppose Masalha never wrote that in his book). The land was called Israel, for the people of Israel. You have proof of the Israelites in the Mernaptah Stela, and of the Kingdom of Israel in Kurk Stela mentioning King Ahab the Israelite. You have Assyrians texts mentioning the House of Omri and yes, later the texts mention the northern Kingdom of Israel as Samaria. This is all paralleled in the Biblical texts as well. Regarding Judah, I won't even start to list the textual evidence as there are plenty (like you wrote). Samaria was a city, first and foremost, and only later began being used as a name for the kingdom after it became its capital. Israel and Judah are the accepted names of Iron Age kingdoms that ruled modern Israel/Palestine, whether you like it or not. What was Israel called before it was named Israel during the U.N Partition?- The British Mandate of Palestine was called in Hebrew המנדט הבריטי על פלשתינה ארץ ישראל (The British Mandate of Palestina Eretz Israel" and all the coins of the Mandate have the א"י to prove it. Judea and Sumeria kingdoms? How long ago? Judah from around 930-587 BCE. Israel (Samaria) 930-700. Easy and so much textual proof from Assyria and Babylonia. Who were the kingdoms subjects, or citizens? Israelites Shomronists and Judahits. I mean, these are Iron Age kingdoms, they didn't have passports. It was ethnicites before it was subjects of a Kingdom. Was it just Jewish people living there only during that time? The term Jewish derives from Judah. So the people of Judah were definitely יהודים, but not Jewish in the religious way. this came after the Babylonian conquests of the Judah and the Jewish return during the Persian conquest. Maybe looking into Biblical or historical “Israel” which never existed as a country, I can only think of Judea and Sumeria existing back then, and what geographical and geopolitical areas it encompassed. Israel as a geopolitical entity, was synonymous with Samaria, as already written. regarding the geography: Israel roughly Jezrael Valley until Shechem. Judah: Shechem until Beer Shava...but this was always changing of course. Archaeological proof is abundant
@LEsL564
@LEsL564 Месяц назад
I forgot the Mesha Stela, found in Jordan, which clearly mentions Omri, King of Israel: "Now as for Omri, King of Israel, he oppressed Moab for many days because Kemosh was angry with his land. And his son succeeded him, and he also said: "I will oppress Moab." It was during my days that he said th(is)..."
@LEsL564
@LEsL564 Месяц назад
@@SsecicKG I forgot the Mesha Stela, found in Jordan, which clearly mentions Omri, King of Israel: "Now as for Omri, King of Israel, he oppressed Moab for many days because Kemosh was angry with his land. And his son succeeded him, and he also said: "I will oppress Moab." It was during my days that he said th(is)..."
@azizaelamri
@azizaelamri 3 месяца назад
Free Free Palestine
@humaismail7905
@humaismail7905 4 месяца назад
This comment is for the support of the country ❤️
@Meloandmama
@Meloandmama 4 месяца назад
Why did I think that was called a firework or something popsicle? 😂 Free Palestine!
@kuiama23
@kuiama23 3 месяца назад
165 of the 193 Members of UN have now recognized them. It was only 7 before Oct. So. It's a state
@lordlorian81
@lordlorian81 3 месяца назад
Really? State In what borders ? I know what you will say Where are the jews on your world map ?
@shirintheb1512
@shirintheb1512 4 месяца назад
❤🇵🇸❤ from Canada
@mohammedalshaikhli3891
@mohammedalshaikhli3891 3 месяца назад
We love you because you're Palestinian.❤
@andreannegarant6346
@andreannegarant6346 4 месяца назад
In Québec we call the bomb pop fusées, rocket, i always thougt it was about space not about weapons, scilly me.
@5pointview717
@5pointview717 4 месяца назад
@andreannegarant6346 in UK they are called 'Rocket' and yes I also assumed related to Space Travel.
@purpleprinc3
@purpleprinc3 4 месяца назад
​@@5pointview717oi oi UK lad here, #metoo !! 😂
@asherbeal8357
@asherbeal8357 3 месяца назад
Thank you Sammy. 🍉🍉🍉
@Tawabzy
@Tawabzy 4 месяца назад
Great sets as usual
@aaronellinger2662
@aaronellinger2662 2 месяца назад
Great show!
@Rick_SanchezZZZ
@Rick_SanchezZZZ 4 месяца назад
Considering the immense harm and lasting damage that conflicts cause-disrupting lives, families, and communities-couldn't we, as a global community, aim for a higher state of harmony by resolving international disagreements through virtual platforms like Counterstrike or Call of Duty? By adopting these virtual competitions as the official method for settling disputes between nations, we could replace the negative impacts of real-world conflicts with a safe and positive alternative. If countries find themselves at odds, they would turn to the virtual battlefield, fostering a culture of peace while enriching our minds and spirits. Elevating these competitions to the status of global events like the FIFA World Championship or the Olympics, we would create a new model of conflict resolution, one that encourages the growth and flourishing of humanity as a whole, ultimately ensuring lasting peace for all.
@goggles8691
@goggles8691 4 месяца назад
However, this would still be bad for many poorer countries where this may be harder to access, so somebody should focus on giving access to all the things they'd need for training like housing, food, water, electricity, and Internet access around the world
@erinmac4750
@erinmac4750 4 месяца назад
It's a nice try, but I have to say these boomers don't play video games. The thought likely wouldn't occur to them, and if it did, they'd come up with ways to cheat. "Oops, the power just happened to go out just as you were winning...." Personally, I think that them that wants war, such as Netanyahu, should have to go hand-to-hand in a cage match. Why should these "leaders" be allowed to sacrifice others' lives? It would be interesting to see if Putin would be down......
@honmidr4742
@honmidr4742 4 месяца назад
You heard them said: "This is "biblical". God has chosen us, and God has promised us the land. So, if you don't like it, I dare you to go and change the bible" They are not only the enemy of humanity. They are putting their words in God's name. And some people still don't understand why God creates The Eternal Hellfire... God is not cruel, but some people are
@elementalismproductions
@elementalismproductions 3 месяца назад
Imagine being so repressed you have to find a fruit to represent your flag.
@mangokane11
@mangokane11 4 месяца назад
The STATE of israel is the USA Jr.
@A20-w8l
@A20-w8l 3 месяца назад
You are so talented Sammy. Very impressive brain.
@Nicole-ww4lg
@Nicole-ww4lg 4 месяца назад
only sammy could make me laugh about how sick my country is...thanks boo
@rhsound3027
@rhsound3027 3 месяца назад
How did I never notice the shape of those popsicles before....
@Faheemsnotes
@Faheemsnotes 4 месяца назад
❤❤❤
@salahuddinmehmed
@salahuddinmehmed 4 месяца назад
We are in the worst page of history book.💔 Free Palestine ❤️
@assalaamu-alaykum
@assalaamu-alaykum 4 месяца назад
Really good ♡
@_Gunner_
@_Gunner_ 4 месяца назад
How did I not know about Sammy Obeid till now? The jokes are meticulous! WAY better than most of the "popular" comedians like Andrew Schultz.
@latefaderrar6249
@latefaderrar6249 3 месяца назад
Free Palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸
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