Why Sabaton isn't on the radio 

Oops, hahaha! (Disclaimer: Sabaton accepts no liability for trashed caravans caused by headbanging to Primo Victoria while driving)

When it's 2am and you're trying to figure out NASA's interest in Sabaton.

Kids on the back: *where are we now?* Me: *ON THE SHORES OF WESTERN EUROPE*

Sabaton: "through the gates of hell, as we make our way to heaven" Driver: "ok" *dies*

Me, plays Sabaton in my Mitsubishi Eclipse Car turns into a Mitsubishi Zero.

"Dad aren't we going to the beach?" "We are, son! Omaha Beach!"

I see we have all gathered here today thanks to the algorithm. *PRIMO VICTORIA*

Other music. ~100Km/h. Sabaton: At least 150Km/h.

under 60 seconds? a nice simple joke that is easily understood? yep, see you in the recommended section in 8 years

Sabaton: "THROUGH THE NAZI LINES" Motor: *AGGRESSIVE MOTOR NOISES*

*Attack of The Dead Men plays* *Car continues driving on its own at 200+ mph.*

At least he heard Sabaton a last time before his death. It was his *LAST STAND*

I expected the car to turn into a tank and I'm disappointed

FAST AS THE THE WIND THE INSANE DRIVE HAS BEGUN! SMASHING THE TREES WITH A FORCE OF THOUSAND TONS!!

Even Sabaton found this video hilarious

I like the Mojave radio music in the beginning

*Soviet half track gets stuck in dense Finnish tree thicket (December 27, 1939 colorized)*

Sabaton: *appears on radio* Germany: *"THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE!!!"*

this video went from like 2000 views to 171k in like a week, Thx algorithm. Wowzers

Sabaton: *INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH* My car: +1945 hp

“dad?” “yeah?” “our car looks weird today...” “that’s because its not a car!”

Change Primo Victoria with Winged Hussars and that's me driving to classes every morning

He took the "Through the gates of hell" a bit seriously than he should have.

In finland Sabaton actually plays in radio and as a huge sabaton fan i can confirm this is 100% true

as someone who blasts sabaton while playing mudrunner, i can say that this, is in-fact, true.

This is literally me irl, except the crashing part

The same reason ‘Gas Gas Gas’ isn’t usually on the radio: velocitation.

*the red baron played HIGHER- *car gets the ability to fly

I just realized Heartaches By the number was playing...

Planktin: You’ll never catch me krabs when I shift into Maximum overdrive! 0:19 **HEEEEEEYAAAAWWW!!!!**

100% accurate. Whenever I play Winged Hussars my truck causes sedans to go flying out of my way

Me **singing** : through the gates of hell, as we make our way to heaven Taxi Driver : ok

Me: *Listening to a random music looking to the beach* *Primo Victoria Plays* Me: *Start seeing Allied landships on the horizon* Me: -Ah, sh*t, here we go again...

See you in 5 years when this gets recommend again.

I am SO Happy that Sabaton is semi-regularly featured on KLBJ's 24/7 metal radio HD station here in Austin.

That awkward moment when Sabaton plays and your Land Rover becomes a Landing Craft

ME: (Gets at hostpital in stretcher) Doctor: You!! Broke your neck with Pantera again? Me: Well...Sabaton played on the radio

Me driving a jeep normally: ah what a fine machine. When primo victoria comes on: AGAIN THROUGH THE NAZI LINES OLD STEED.

Alexa, when is my docto'rs appointment? Amazon Sabaton: WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE

That Song is Epic! :D

Her: I'm alone Me: Sorry, I'm going camping Her: I'm at the Sabaton Concert Me:

My dog just reacted more or less the same as the car. Quietly dozing, then the music changed. Snapped awake. Processed for a second. Then burst into zoomies until he crashed into a door.

0:23 that engine rev fit into the song so perfectly xd

Sabaton should have a “Danger! Music too epic to listen to while driving” label

Driver: *drives normally* Radio: _I’m gonna do an epic gamer move._

"When this baby hit's 88 miles an hour, you're gonna see some serious shit"

hmmmm...... SPARTA! HELLAS! *tank crashes through forest, paving a road for the truck to go to its destination at high speed*

24 hours later in the hospital. Doctor: “I’m afraid you’ll never walk, nor drive again, Sir/Ma’am.” Driver who rammed into 100ft tall tree at 80mph: “Worth it!”

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Then radio plays panzerkampf “into the motherland, the German army march”

Everyone: *Car go BRRRRRRR* Me: Hearing heart aches by the number, "Maybe I should go play NV"

I Got this recommended. Thanks algorithm.

I came hear for Sabaton and memes and find heart aches by the numbers as well as Sabaton and I’m very pleased

This is why I should not listen to Sabaton while driving, as much as I might want to. Also, is it just me, or does listening to Sabaton while in a moving vehicle feel really cool?

Gonna be honest, I don't know why Primo Victoria is the "Drive fast" song. "Ghost Division", "Red Baron", and "Reign of Terror" all seem like better options.

I'm glad that I'm not the only person that drives faster when listening to music that pumps me up.

I DID actually hear Primo Victoria on the radio right around June 6th, 2019.

Radio: But the day that I stop counting that's the day my world would end **Intense new vegas flashbacks**

Can confirm this is how I drive when Sabaton plays on my stereo.

Heartaches by the number gave me New Vegas Nostalgia

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What sends me is just how fast everything went wrong, as soon as he took the turn it was over man

yes, that is probably what would happen...

*HEARTACHES BY THE NUMBER, TROUBLES BY THE SCORE*

Actually, I thought this is going to take a “when the winged hussars arrived” direction and he winds up jousting another vehicle.

Finish the lyric: Oh I’ve got heartaches by the number

So relateable... happens to me everytime when im in the car as well... suddenly my car becomes a ferrari and starts to go 300 mph fast, crashing into everything

100% accurate. I once played Sabaton while driving and my driver side wheel came off. Totally worth it but scary af.

I love the way he crashes. There's something about the tree hitting directly into the drivers side door into a dead stop that makes this even funnier.

"Oh the weather outside is frightful-" Dad: Say why don't we listen to other music for a change *"THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED"* Dad: *Speeds up* Son: Dad why are you speeding up? Dad: We're going to Turkey Son: A- Are we going to get turkeys? Dad: Not exactly Then they drowned in the Atlantic ocean just a few feet away from shore

Why no one is talking about Heartaches by the Number?

unironically this happens to me whenever i'm on a road trip

This brings back memories of going on holiday by car with some friends... and a playlist with Sabaton.

I laughed so hard and way too much when it went from Heart Aches by the Number into Primo Victoria 😂.

*Heartache by the numbers*: Son: "Are we there yet? " Daughter: "Do you have to hit every bump on the road?!" Wife: "Are you _SuUUurrEe_ you hooked the caravan properly?" *Primo Victoria*: Son: "Speed up, dad" Daughter: "Yeah dad, speed up!" Wife: "You heard them, DO IT!" Dad: "This' why I never went out to buy that milk, you guys

Wife: Honey, do you want to meet me here or me come to where you and the kids are? Me: No Wife:Oh, where then? Me: *MIDWAY!*

I actually ended up making a new plalist where i pretty much removed all power metal for this exact reason....

Me: Flying a Cessna* Radio: *HIGHER KING OF THE SKIES* Also me: *Accidentally shut downed 80 British aircrafts**

You could also have it as... WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

Everytime I start a game on Sid Meier's civ, I always tell myself I'm going to go for culture/influence victory, then I put in Sabaton, and my plans change

I listened to Primo Victoria while driving an atv now it's a sherman

I can relate. I play power metal (especially Sabaton) while driving, and the temptation to speed and drive like you're driving a tank is awful.

played this song on a luftwaffe passenger flight,now i'm battling for britain

Just another day of Richard Hammond doing a drive with his camper

So I'm not the only one who feels the urge to floor it when they come on. Good to know I'm not alone.

Me: drive a crotchety tricycle My portable radio: plays *Sabaton.* My speed: *"IT'S OVER 9000!"*

He indeed made his way to heaven.

For a moment, I thought NASA actually uploaded this.

Took you long enough, RU-vid algorithm...

I have never heard of Sabaton, but I understood this. Hilarious! I have caught myself speeding to rock music. ROCK ON

Not gonna lie though, Whenever I play sabaton whilst driving I do find myself speeding a bit.

Alright, if this, Kickstart My Heart, or the solo of Freebird starts playing while I drive, may God have mercy on your souls

*Sabaton starts playing at the office* Me: *Flips desk, throws computer out the window*

Sabaton: "The terror of the seas, the Bismarck and the Kreigsmarine" Me: **German canoe noises**

That’s me with “Bismarck” and “Fields of Verdun”

Officer: Why were you speeding so quickly? Me: Sabaton was playing

0:04 Wife: “You’re going 2mph over the speed limit.” Husband: “Sorry Sweetie.” 00:22 *Wife looks at husband*

lmao

Well I DID get a speeding ticket or two from blasting their stuff.

The engine's not even accelerating, the vehicle is being propelled by the sheer force of the driver's head-banging