Moo, my children. Alliance POV to come as a separate video - it was way too long, I was not having a 30 minute "Why" video today. But let's first figure out what race to visit next (poll): twitter.com/MightBeKakio/status/1310943274853642249
She must not have felt any beef during their meating, for her to have done something so amoozing for him. He should buy her a glass of warm milk to thank her. Mhm.
Taurens are the dads of horde. There are two kinds,the ones that tell the best puns and are chill to hang out with and then there are the ones that are called Daddies in the silvermoon city inn.
Reminder that there is a female Tauren NPC in Thunder Totem that sells 'homemade' milk and cheese. So if you like big mommy milkers, then Tauren girls are the way to go.
@@emperortenebrisemeraldwing8578 Well no, but the fact that Blizzard acknowledged it with the NPC is really funny. Usually stuff like that stays in the fandom as a joke, like Trolls and weed or Elves being drug addicts.
My only disappointment with Taurens is that "charge" doesn't do extra damage , i mean come on, imagine being charged by those guys with THOSE horns? you can't tell me that wouldn't hurt more than an orc or a human charging at you.
They really need to expand the Tauren Lore. Humans, Orcs, elves, etc. We know so much about them. But we know so little about Tauren and their history. Please Blizz, grant us with some Tauren Lore.
Tauren lore is deep, varied and marked with betrayals and defeats. They are one of the oldest races on Azeroth, and have settlements on every continent except the Eastern Kingdoms. They fought to protect the world in the War of the Ancients. They adapt to their environment, even if it means abandoning their most sacred traditions to wage a war of survival against the Mantid swarms.
They need to expand on how the races came to be in where they are. We have too much on orcs and their conflict with every one. We got nothing on how the humans separated and founded their several kingdoms. How did the Tauren become split from the highmountain, taunka and yongoul. The dwarves get separated from their kin or the fate of the exiled elves after the blood elves took up their name? The story of how the Night elves settled in Teldrassil? The story of the gnomes creating gnomregan? Maybe the war of three hammers and its initial breakdown into war? The wars of the trolls against the black empire? Maybe the story of the scarlet crusades forming? The details of the fall of Argus? What about the story of the nerubians?
@@hervisdaubeny2591 I really wish we could actually tell a Blizzard dev that we really want these stories told. Cosmic stuff is great and all, but I would love a book just based on the entire history of the Dwarves. And like make a series of books, each one based on another Warcraft race. I just want to know more about these things.
@@AdrowFigens I main and play human. I have a lot of stormwind pride. I love dwarves, they are my favorite fantasy race. I was awestruck by the Draenei and their esthetic. I actually find gnomes and their inventions impressive since they built a skyship, steem tanks, a nuke size bomb carried inside said skyships, flying machines and now they have jets. These races all have ingenuity that I love. The only horde race that gives me that feeling is Tauren. Orcs run my tolerance short. They blame every one else for their own mistakes. The only orc that didn't wasnt Thrall, he did that with gorrash. It was saurfang, he had PTSD from his own actions in the first war. Undead I have no desire for, I chose paladin for a reason. Blood elves would have my sympathy if they had not exiled their kin for refusing to leave the alliance. Trolls are a race I wish I saw more explained. They are the oldest playable race in wow. And all you get is the story of the darkspear and Da Zandalari who have tried to kill you in panderia ad now bfa if your alli. I lost my respect for the nightborn the moment I saw the reason they joined the horde. They have a ancient race of night elves that refuses to stop using magic? But no... it had to be Tyranda said mean things we gonna join the hordr. No real story or reasoning besides one elf being mean to another. I wish the stories for the horde were expanded on just as the alliance. They both need it, LIKE WHY THERE ARENT OGRES in the horde. last I checked the stonewall joined the horde in the RTS where have they been?!
Tauren main since 2008. Thunderbluff architecture derives from the necessity to defend themselves from centaurs and harpies. Prior to meet the orcs, taurens were nomads, so the other horde races have probably helped them to transport materials on higher grounds.
"Little did Zulkak know, The Tauren took off her top in a gesture of Tauren custom to greet a new friend. But after his denial, Zulkak was shortly after being forced into a corner and was forced to accept the custom. A day later, some Thunder bluff Guards found poor Zulkaks body, plunged into a pool of white liquid, was recovered. He was never the same afterwards. His empty stare under the blanket all while taking a zep back to Orgrimmar kept gazing in fear and trauma into the nothingness. When he arrived to Orgrimmar he started to talk with a Goblin psychiatrist about his experience. The Goblin (who's name is Phillip btw) asked Zulkak about the horrible part. To that, the shaky troll replied "it...it...it was...it wasn't very...amoooOOOOOOsing." He then started crying afterwards, all while being comforted by Philip. After a some minutes of weeping, Zulkak manage to get back on his feet while the sobbing and tears faded away. He then asked the humble Goblin if he could ask him one thing, just one thing. "Sure buddy, what is it?" Philip calmly replied while polishing his glasses. Zulkak's face returned into a warmer tone, as if something woke inside, The once shaky and traumatized Troll, arose into a more stronger posture. He opened his tusked mouth and asked one thing and ONE THING ONLY....." "Why goblin?" *TO BE CONTINUED...*
I'm a Tauren main since my first character. This video was surprisingly wholesome. As for the Kodo thing. Waste not want not, ya know? Use the whole buffalo and all that. Creepy head decorations are apparently a thing in Azeroth.
Tauren should have the passive ability to crush the skull of any gnome they fight. There’s no way a gnome warrior could ever beat a Tauren warrior and I want that reflected in PvP
ok that is some digging but actually it would be fairly easy for the gnome. Try swatting a fly with a 2m totem. Avoid the slow and easy to predict blows, stab in the joints or the hoof. Job done the tauren is on the ground and neutered. Ok if you get it by said totem you are going to the moon, but still.
I thought that druids could fly up to the mountains to build the elevator to thunder bluff, and I imagine that those kodos on the tents are the late pets of the Tauren who are the founders of the town, like memorials to their dead pets.
You’re getting really good at this consistent uploading thing Kakio. You’ve done 1 a week for at least a month now. You’re finally getting the hang on things😂.
Man I love these videos. I don't watch them enough, but when I do, I really enjoy them. The people that respond to the questions are very curt znd honest. It's like, the game conforms to our reality through those that play WoW and it kinda humanises them!
I just started playing WoW for the very first time on Ascension, and seeing the absolute npc conversation unfold in this videos, makes me excited to start playing.
Hahah, great video! Love the little rp bits everytime, people are so genius, and well, ..you know. I mean she was about to let you milk her ok that's all ANYWAY cant wait for the next one!!
For the record, that Kroksy the Impregnable guy exists for a Legion Rogue class hall quest - for Alliance rogues specifically. There's a point where the Rogues learn of a few Legion-controlled imposters hiding in plain sight in a few of the capitals, and the Rogue has to infiltrate the enemy capitals to take them down. For Kroksy, and his equivalent in Ironforge, the Rogue has to pickpocket the key to unlock his armor from Kroksy himself.
Hey, i've just discovered this vide accidentally and i love it! I especially enjoyed the rp part - it is hilarious. Gotta check other videos on your channel as well. Seems like a great content
I guess it can be hard to understand waste when you live life in as a first world person. Would you find it weird a indigenous person who rides a horse but also wears its hide and uses the head and bones as jewlery or something weird? They literally would take the skin of a horse (or many other animals) and put it on top of a horse for padding then put another layer of dead horse or whatever as a saddle. Its not weird. Its not letting things go to waste. Having a head of a kodo isnt weird. They love kodo the heads are there to celebrate what the kodo give.
This is Kakio’s best upload rate yet, lets all appreciate that, you’re doing great Kak, take another 3 month break if you need to, you deserve it, thanks for the great content
when people build stuff, they also create support structures which they destroy after completing building it, same with Thunderbluff, they made stairs to heaven and just burned them for additional deffensivness
Imagine this: An Orc raised by Goblins that thinks she’s a Goblin. Anytime anyone asks her why she’s so tall if she’s a goblin she says “Mama made me drink a lot of Tauren milk”
Taurens who wield guns have always terrified me, their size and strength would determine a gun able to cause them recoil would likely be the equivalent of a small artillery round and would most like decimate most enemies in a single shot.
What is this, Kakio? _I can't even meme this._ It's already been done to death. I can't possibly milk this even more. Or maybe I just can't think of a pun at the moment. Hmm.
why tauren, huh? HORNS do I need to say more? you get some badass horns for your headpiece in a transmog, especially for the plate armor wearing classes. :)
Your response to "Wanna yiff?" cracked me up omg Kakio, buddy... Idk how to tell you this, but furries like more anthro animal races than just vulpera and worgen. Trust me, I'm something of an expert on the matter. GG though this video is adorable. Tauren are some of the most legitimately good bois in Azeroth. You know, disregarding Magatha.
What did the man say when his brother was losing his hair? He said, "Well, I'm not saying my brother is losing his hair, but the lice are really starting to picket about deforestation".
To be fair, humans in real life often made and make items of every kind made out of the skin and fur of animals they breed. It's not uncommon to find a tribal tent made of skin of animals that usually dwell just right there outside of it. They either don't care or just aren't smart enough to realize it, or both. It's even funnier in a kinda fucked up way when some tribes eat a cow's head while moving a herd of cows from one place to the other, right in front of them, still with fur intact and everything. As for the orcs, I'm guessing it's something along the lines of using the fur of their previous worgs to honor them, just like Durotan did.
To answer the paladin question, for tauren at least, they are primarily a nature driven race seeking a balance in coexisting with the flora and fauna of Azeroth. That said, it's not implausible they would find some source of power with the sun. Tauren paladins are called sunbathers afterall...
I think the Tauren built TB there, so that they can never be reached by the centaurs, quillboars in case they reached the capital somehow, someday. Wouldn't want a Silvermoon 2 episode to our beloved bovines.
